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I, Joe P. Collidge, has bin slectid to taik “his” plaice and Be On TV!!!! Waht doo yiu “thinck” Of That??? Noeboddy, assalootly noeboddy wil wach his Sho iff I amb On insted!!!!!!
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As alyaws, Evvry Thing “I” “say” it wil Be baked Up “by” Scyince and it whil Nevver “be” rawng!!!!!! Vyooers thay Can aslo Send us Munney ($$$) oar Kandy oar wat-evver as a Offring to Pressadint O’Bomba and aslo Pressadint Jobydin!! Woodint it Be “Cool iff I cood get One ($1) of themb to Be A Guessst!?!? Thay say Pressadint O’Bomba he can turn Watter “into” a Emty glasss!!!! Man thatt wood maik my Moth Antenners spin arownd!!!!!!
Joe might actually make more sense than some of the newscasters we have now — not to mention the current occupant of the White House.
Sounds just like what Fox wants, these days.
Collige Joe should fit right in with Fox. He can do their educational spots for them. Meanwhile, Fox showed Biden wagging his finger in America’s face with the caption saying, “Wannabe dictator.” Tucker’s latest Twitter Show takes off on that with the most brilliant satire of Biden I have seen yet (and I have seen some pretty good ones on this blog.)
Can I find that on YouTube?
I’ve just watched it and I think I’ll post it tomorrow–if it hasn’t been censored out of existence.