Coming Back Huge: Monocles

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If you thought Mr. Peanut was the only one wearing a monocle, you thought wrong.

For untold centuries, wearing a monocle, and having it fall out of your eye whenever you heard something upsetting, was a sure sign that you were someone rich and important, a force to be reckoned with. Then it went out of style and only meant you were weird.

Well, according to all the clairvoyants in Seeum, Oklahoma, the monocle is going to make a monster comeback, it will be the thing to wear! So you’d better run out and get one now, before the price shoots up to the ionosphere and people more on the ball than you buy out the stores.

Now you, too, can make like you’re rich and important! Suddenly people are going to start listening to you, who used to just walk out of the room or make rude noises whenever you tried to speak. Now your opinion will count!

 

 

Almost Published! ‘The Temptation’

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If that cat climbed up the shelf looking for my newest Bell Mountain novel, The Temptation (No. 12 in the series), he was doomed to disappointment.

The Temptation was supposed to be published this week, but the job done by the printer “had some problems with it,” I’ve been told, so those have to be corrected. If you own any of these books, you know Chalcedon has very high production standards.

Anyway, when the book finally is published, which should be soon, you can trust me not to keep the news to myself. And then it’s got to be put on amazon.com so more of you can buy it (heh-heh).

It was warm enough to ride my bike this morning, which tells me that soon it’ll be nice enough weather for me to start writing another book. The Lord knows (yes, He knows, but I don’t) where that story’s going to go next. I can’t wait to find out.

‘The News Media Explain It Just Fine!’

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Hi there! Mr. Nature is out there watching ants or something, so I thought I might as well take his place today–I, Dr. Credulous! Sit down and have a drink of Kool-Aid!

You know, a lot of people are saying our free and independent press has lost a lot of its credibility lately, especially in light of some really big stories, just recently, that they totally got wrong. To which I answer, “Pshaw!”

I choose rather to believe the editors, publishers, and news anchors at The New York Times, Washington Post, CNN, and all the rest of them. They said, “We don’t investigate the stories; we just report the news.” Well! Does that say it all, or what?

Besides, who says they got any of those stories wrong?

The “Covington kids” really did seek out a poor old defenseless Native American and smirk at him. I seen the picture!

Jussie Smollett really was attacked by white supremacists pretending to be these two guys from Nigeria, or whatever it was. Didn’t the DA in Chicago give him a total free pass?

Donald Trump really did tell that Cohen guy to lie, we all know Mr. Cohen would never tell a lie unless the president ordered him to; and for Special Prosecutor Mueller to say the story wasn’t true was just his way of being a nice guy.

And also Russiagate was real. I don’t care what they say. Obviously the Mueller team was paid off by Trump to cover it all up.

And how, you ask, do I know that all those things are true?

Because the news media said they were, that’s how!

I’m Dr. Credulous, setting the record straight.

‘Unplanned’ Movie Review

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Chalcedon’s Andrea Schwartz has reviewed what is surely going to be one of the most talked-about movies of the year: Unplanned.

https://chalcedon.edu/blog/unplanned-movie-review

It’s the story of a woman who went from abortion receiver, to Planned Parenthood volunteer, then Planned Parenthood officer–and finally, pro-life activist.

I wonder if the movie-makers knew that at roughly the same time as their movie would come out, Democrats in several state would be moving beyond abortion into actual infanticide.

O Lord our God! Remember that these things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

‘Global Warming Wacko: “Terminate Industrial Civilization” (2015)

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I’m revisiting this 2015 post because, instead of giving up the whole scheme and going back to the drawing board, Far Left Crazy has doubled down on Climate Change and its whole climate cult–that is, if it’s even possible to double down on boiling-over lunatic misanthropy.

Global Warming Wacko: ‘Terminate Industrial Civilization’

Meanwhile, the chieftains of the cult keep on building shorefront mansions in Dubai, flying to Davos in private jets, and every day demonstrating that they themselves don’t believe a single word of what they’re selling to the masses.

Dude, believe me, we can see through this.

World’s gonna end because of Climate Change, unless you give us all sorts of absolute powers + “open borders” + “education” that makes you stupid = Global Government!

You don’t really think John Kerry can outsmart anybody, do you?

‘O, For a Thousand Tongues to Sing’

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You might want to turn up the volume on this one–O, For a Thousand Tongues to Sing, by Charles Wesley, sung by the congregation and choir at Grace Community Church, Sun Valley, California.

Wild & Crazy Cats & Dogs

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This isn’t the best-quality video around, but there’s one clip in here that made me cry out, “Oh, no!” I wish I’d thought of it for use in a story. Beats me how the dog ever thought of it. Anyhow, wait’ll you see it!

There’s one cool cat in here who can’t be perturbed, but everybody else is fully cranked-up. I hope it’s good for them.

Good Guys Win Lawsuit against Obamacare Abortion Rule

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Winner by a TKO: James Dobson

This just in: a federal judge in Denver has ruled in favor of James Dobson’s Focus on the Family organization, finding that the government does not have the authority to force the Christian pro-family group to provide insurance coverage for abortions (https://www.wnd.com/2019/03/obamacare-fail-christian-ministry-protected-from-abortion-mandate/).

In 2014 Dobson sued the federal government over the Obamacare “abortion mandate,” and refused to pay anything at all, in any form, for abortion. “Come and get me if you must, Mr. President,” said Dobson. “I will not bow before your wicked legislation.”

The judge found the “mandate”–I’m really growing to hate that word–violated the Religious Freedom Restoration Act. That it also violates the First Amendment’s guarantee of religious freedom was not mentioned in the ruling. Anyway, the good guys won and the bad guys lost.

The fight will continue, of course, in courtrooms throughout the land: Democrats are high on abortion and tirelessly promote it. In fact, they’ve ratcheted it up to include out-and-out infanticide.

They have to be defeated. Utterly, totally, and for good.

 

I Has lernt A lot!!!

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I amb so hapy i chainged my Majer to Nothing Studdies! I been lerning A hole Lot “of” Interllectural Things hear at Collidge!! Hear “are” just a “few” “of” themb!!!

Ratoinal Thauhght it is Racist “and” yiu shuddnt do it No moar!!

“The” best weay to Start yore brabaqiue is “to” pore Gender Fluid on it! Ownly yiu shuddnt nevver eat No Meat yiu shuld ownly gryll Okrah or Collie Flower!!

Super Heeroes thay “are” reel!!

Donold Trumpt he is a Knotsy and he “stoled” “the” Elleckcion fromb Hillery!! him and The Russhins!

Famblies thay are Paytree Arcle and Seckxist and aslo no goood “and” thare shuddnt be No Famblies and we kneed fore Cangriss to maik themb “Aginst” The law!!!!!

Thare used “to” be Whorld Guvvermint but greeedie Captulists thay recked it and Invented al themb Countrees,, thay done it All sneeky-like wen No Boddy thay was looking and it was probbly the christins’s Fawlt!!! Wen thare was the Whorld Guvvermint evry Thing it was Perficked!!!!!!

Povverty it is coaused by Not enuohgh Gayze in charge “of” stufff!!!

Wett wood it burns “the” best!!!

And yiu know “waht is” the Grate Thing abote all this??? I reely knowed it all The time!!!! It is wunderfull “to” lern Things yiu allreddy know,, it hellps yiu pass “the” coarse!!!

By Request, ‘Be Ye Glad’

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Short on nooze today–sorry!–but here’s another hymn request, this one from Joshua: Be Ye Glad, by Acappella. “Every debt that you ever had has been paid up in full by the grace of the Lord… be ye glad!” Thanks, Joshua. I’m feeling human again.