‘Cursed Be Him Who Moves My Bones’

That’s what it says on Shakespeare’s tombstone; but he forgot that dogs can’t read.

Here are some dogs very busy moving bones to safe places, to be enjoyed later. All these places are indoors, which makes digging holes a problem. Watch how the dogs attempt to solve it.

Ever wonder what dogs or cats might do, if only they had hands? Maybe we’re better off not knowing.

If a Cat Answers, Hang Up

All the animals in this video are as smart as paint, but my favorite is the cat who hears a phone ring and promptly tries to answer it. “Hello! This is the call-back you requested [Editor’s note: a lie] after viewing our TV commercial for our patented Acme Nose Hair remover!” Answer: “Meow.”

Pugs in the Doghouse

Little pug dogs look guilty. They can’t help it. But sometimes they really are guilty.

But they’re really cute when they belong to someone else. Sort of like grandchildren.

The Great Stone Cat

If ignoring people ever got recognized as a martial art, this cat would have a black belt.

Poor puppy! He wants to play and can’t get the slightest response from the cat. It might as well be a statue of a cat. In fact, we happen to have a stone cat in our living room, and I think our real cats have been taking lessons from it.

Sneaky Cats & Dogs

This video is a few minutes longer than usual, so if you’re scheduled for heart surgery, you might want to watch it later.

Look, if you’re gonna be a predator, you gotta be sneaky–right? Cats and dogs are predators, and the ones in this video are sneaky. Also exceedingly funny.

Not Much Room, But Plenty of Cozy

Patty wanted me to share this with you. It’s a mother dog with puppies and a mother cat with kittens all cuddled up together inside one little house. Or is it just a carrier? Anyway, they seem happy enough with it. And note the little tiny kitten-face peering out from the pile of puppies.

Well, Dog My Cats Again

You want to know why I post cat videos? Go back and read the last three news posts, and then you tell me.

Anyway, we’ve got a big snowstorm in tomorrow’s weather forecast, so I thought I’d post this so our two little furry girls can see what they’ll be missing.

First laugh I’ve had all day!

Unusually Cute Pets

Hey, what are those roly-poly little white dogs with the blue tongues? I thought only skinks had blue tongues.

Actually, all the animals in this video are kind of roly-poly, and some of the cats are quite tumbly. The management takes no responsibility for that.

Bad Cats & Dogs

In their defense, the cats and dogs in this video have been tempted to be naughty, by humans who ought to know better.

My friend Jimmy had a large and poorly socialized iguana (not calm and friendly like my iguana). One day, showing off, he said, “Watch this!” He lifted the already kind of irritable big lizard up close to his face, stuck out his tongue, and blew a raspberry. Chomp. EEEYOW-WOW-WOW!!! I confess I found it quite amusing; but we were only twelve years old.

Fun With Toilet Paper

Fun for dogs and cats, that is. Not fun for you. You’ll have to clean it up.

These lamentable scenes cry out for some genius to invent a sure-fire way to protect our toilet paper. It would also be instructive to interview those persons who just stand around filming the activity instead of stopping it.

The little red dog and the empty roll, though–priceless.