Our cracked investigative reporter George Steppanoplace has uncovered a major academic scandal. At Happythought State University, part of the University of California system, Ph.D. candidates are required to undergo brain-removal surgery before they can be awarded a doctorate. “Originally it was just for Ph.D.’s in Womens Studies, Queer Studies, Black Studies, Gender Studies, Social Justice … Continue reading University Scandal! Brain-Removal Operations