The Wall Street Journal editors are trying to horn in on my gig as a purveyor of fantasy.
In a recent editorial, the living mummies at the WSJ said America needs a new Constitutional amendment, one that can be stated in just five words: “There shall be open borders.”
If a country doesn’t have functioning borders, it is not a country. In order to demonstrate this principle so that even the simplest minds can understand it:
1. Draw a square on a piece of paper.
2. Erase the square’s borders.
3. Peer at it quizzically and contemplate the question, “What have we got left?”
As I have so often said, my fantasies are clearly labeled as such. Those of our glorious leaders and opinion-shapers are labeled public policy.
Lord, deliver us out of their hands.