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‘Warming’ My A**!

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Calloo, callay, O frabjous day! Our heat came on while we were at the store–after a whole weekend of us freezing our kiesters off. “Okay, they’ve left–we can do some heating now. We can always conk out again this evening!”

This morning it was warmer outdoors than it was in our living room. By “warmer” I mean “less freakin’ cold.” Cold enough for the ink to flow out of the ballpoint pen only with great difficulty.

It’s not very restful to “sleep”, if we may call it that, while shivering. Before I write anything else, I’m going to have to find a sunny spot and sit there for a while See yiz later!

 

More Climbit Chainge!

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And it’s only a week till Easter?

Here in central New Jersey, just a week before Easter, we are freezing our nouns off. There’s been no heat in our building this weekend: couple that, yesterday, with a hard rain that was coming down too fast to freeze.

But still the freedom-eaters are out there babbling about global warming and Climbit Chainge, better pay higher taxes, give up your gas stoves, give up your cars… and you know we’ll take such good care of you! We can’t stop nuisance phone calls, but we sure as shinola can control the planet’s natural processes. And if you don’t believe it, we’ll toss you into prison!

It feels like winter here today. Old Man Winter forgot his hat and has come back to retrieve it.

Excuse me while I put on another layer of clothing.

‘Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?’ (2019)

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They won’t be happy till they devour our liberty.

Just four years ago, some U.N. dottle from Denmark warned that if certain nations of the world didn’t knuckle under to the Climbit Chainge crowd, the, um, “international community” might have to apply military force to make them obey. As in “Do it our way or we’ll kill ya.”

Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?

Of course, this was going absolutely nowhere with Donald Trump as president. “Hey, America! How’s about you fund a war against America?” No, that was not going to fly. And just now the globalists have had to throttle down on Climbit Chainge because there’s already a fat juicy war going on between Russia and Ukraine and no one knows how to make it stop. Not to mention that other war in Israel. So marching on the U.S.A. with your elite troops from Tyrannistan is not on the table just now.

But please don’t think they’ve forgotten it.

 

‘Biden: “We’re All Dead”‘ (2019)

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They want us to believe that 81 million of us voted for this doddering doofus as president. Here he is in 2019, taking the lead in the Democrat sack race.

Biden: ‘We’re All Dead!’

Boy, howdy, if they can winkle this senile, crooked, jackass into office one more time, it’ll be “Lights out!”–literally and figuratively–for America.

Honk if you think that last election was on the level.

‘Global Warming Hysteria… Again’ (2013)

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Holy cow. What if all the world’s oceans were suddenly to release, all at the same time, and for no freakin’ reason, all the heat stored in their waters? Why, we’d all die!

That’s what they were selling us ten years ago. And now they want our gas stoves.

‘Global Warming Hysteria… Again’ (2013)

If we don’t throw these people out of office next year–and not a few of them deserve to go to prison–we might never get another chance to recover our freedom.

They certainly don’t mean to give us one.

‘Scientists Say It’s Okay to Lie for Climate Change’ (2016)

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Just think–we didn’t yet have COVID as a justification for scientists to lie to the general public. But we did have Climbit Chainge! That was worth a couple million whoppers.

Scientists Say It’s OK to Lie for Climate Change

To be fair, many scientists objected strenuously to this. They didn’t want to compete with used car salesmen and politicians for the Stanley Cup of Mendacity. But hey, it was peer-reviewed–which means it had the blessing of the lying s-o-s scientific establishment.

Keep it in mind the next time you hear some Democrat gasbag say that the current year is the hottest year since the world began and you’d better hurry up and sign away your liberties or else…!

‘The Global Warming Fantasy Factory’ (2014)

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“Doesn’t look like we’ll be flyin’ today, boss…”

As we speak, half the airports in Europe are frozen over, and more than half of the planes grounded… due to freezing temperatures and lots and lots of snow! And just when they wanted to jet off to Qatar to yabber about Global Warming and Climbit Change, too!

The Global Warming Fantasy Factory

Qatar, jutting out into the Persian Gulf, is one of the hottest places on earth. Meeting there makes it kind of easier to believe in fairies–I mean Climbit Change, sorry.

I have another Climbit Change story coming up. Wait’ll you get a load of that one.

‘Entering the Age of Fictional News’ (2015)

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I run this post every couple years or so as a reminder that the globalist devil never, never sleeps–and won’t be happy till he’s devoured all our freedoms. Global Warming/Climate Change is his most powerful scam.

Entering the Age of Fictional News

Yes, they’re still at it today, every day. Acquiring wealth and power for themselves [notice I did not say “themself”] is their whole reason for living.

And oh! how the world’s nooze media are behind it, pushing for all they’re worth!

May the Lord deliver us out of their hands.

‘Flash! Global Warming Causes Snowstorm’ (2019)

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The Climbit Change Crowd like to have it both ways: if the weather’s hot, it’s Global Warming/Climate Change; and if the weather’s cold, it’s Climate Change. Heads they win, tails we lose.

Flash! Global Warming Causes Snowstorm

Government’s job, its mission, is to scare us into giving it more and more power over our lives. Why anyone should want this–ask the Devil, he knows.

No, it doesn’t have to be consistent, or make any kind of sense. It just has to be scary. A good scare will always whip the plebs into line.(See COVID, End of World, etc.)

And Now It’s Cold, Too!

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See? Totally covered by ice! Would MIT ever lie to you?

It’s September 30 and it’s raining again, and if I want to go out, I have to wear my winter coat–and I can see my breath. In September.

It’s all because of Climbit Change! But you knew that already, didn’t you? Yowsah, yowsah–it’s that warming that makes it so cold!

It’s scientific!

MIT warns us that “Snowball Earth”–universal glaciation–can come on in a hurry (https://news.mit.edu/2020/sunlight-triggered-snowball-earths-ice-ages-0729#:~:text=These%20dramatic%20%E2%80%9CSnowball%20Earth%E2%80%9D%20events,complex%2C%20multicellular%20life%20on%20Earth.)–especially with us plebs doing stuff, like cooking food on gas stoves, that will suddenly bring the world to an end, blah-blah.

It’s scientific! They’ve got computer models for it! If you don’t believe computer models, you’re Anti-Science! (That’s like being Antichrist, only reel!) Dept. of Justice gonna get you if you don’t watch out! We can’t allow all that misinformation to float around.

Science Says: All power to the State! The State guided by Science. Can you gimme hallelujah?