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Climbit Change Mob Takes Aim at… Babies

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You selfish and immoral people! Given the grim seriousness of Climbit Change, how dare you have a baby? You carbon footprint, you! Gyaaaaah….! [Collapses with pink foam oozing from ears. Funny: we thought that space in there was vacant.]

Yes, now the Climbit Change wackos have got a Big Professor of Bioethics to do their shouting for them, and he’s got his knickers in a twist over “the moral aspect”–like any of these guys would recognize morality if it bit ’em in the ass–of having babies in this age of we’re-all-gonna-die Global Warming blah-blah (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/11/17/bioethicist-opinion-science-proves-kids-are-bad-for-earth-morality-suggests-we-stop-having-them/). ‘Cause, ya see, children contribute to Climbit Change.

He doesn’t quite come out and say, like, immediately completely stop having babies waddayou, crazy–! He just wants us to have a lot fewer offspring. Does that mean he wants us to go extinct slowly, instead of in just another generation? He actually likens having a child to releasing a murderer from prison, “knowing he will kill again.” Liberals do that all the time, of course, and it doesn’t bother them a bit. They like murderers. Murder reduces that ol’ carbon footprint. Anyway, says the Big Professor, stop having those confounded  babies!

Where was this great advice when his mother needed it?

In his novel, That Hideous Strength, C.S. Lewis described an all-powerful scientific consortium whose ultimate goal is to scour the planet clean of life, so it will be “pure.” Their scheme is inspired by Satan. C.S. Lewis never heard of George Soros.

Anyway, did he hit the nail right on the head, or what?

(Thanks to Linda for the news tip. Thanks to WordPress, the above news line doesn’t work. Not my fault.)


‘Parliament Seeks to Ban an Opinion’ (2014)

Make no mistake about it: had Hillary Clinton been elected president, we would already be more than halfway down this road, on the trail blazed by the Mother Country.

Parliament Seeks to Ban an Opinion


Global Warming Wiz Pleads Guilty to Fraud (2013)

Please do not make the mistake of thinking this was the last time a Climbit Change superstar was caught lying and cheating.

Global Warming Wiz Pleads Guilty to Fraud

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ET, Here We Come!

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In 20 years or less, scientists will probably discover life on another planet, according to NASA bigwigs (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5087185/NASA-experts-says-alien-life-20-yrs.html). Hey, a couple of Jupiter’s moons have water under their ice. There might be mermaids.

Dig this quote. “We’re using the same climate models that we use to project 21st century climate change on Earth to do simulations of specific exoplanets that have been discovered, and hypothetical planets [emphasis added].”

I guess you can always make Climbit Change models work on hypothetical planets created by you and your computer. You will probably find hypothetical life on your hypothetical planets. Too bad you can’t fund it with hypothetical tax dollars.

Humanist religion demands a universe full of inhabited planets where life arose spontaneously through random events and then evolved into Al Franken. “See? See! This proves there is no God! This proves he didn’t create nothin’!” That’s what they’re looking to shout from the housetops.

There is no reason why God should not have created life on other planets. I suspect He probably has. But so far, we have found no evidence of it. And what may or may not have happened on some planet a dozen light-years from ours, even if it could be known, is probably irrelevant.

Or at least hypothetically irrelevant.

 


‘Now I’ve Heard Everything’ (2016)

Lest we forget why Donald Trump is now our president and why that’s such a good thing…

Now I’ve Heard Everything


Even the UN Pans Paris Climbit Pact

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Remember the Paris Climate Treaty, and how the whole world’s gonna die because President Trump took the US out of it after President *Batteries Not Included tried to suck us into it without ratification by the Senate? Yeah, that Paris Climbit Pact.

Well, now even the UN says that treaty wasn’t worth the paper it was printed on. Not because it was sheer baloney, start to finish, but because it “doesn’t do nearly enough” to save “hundreds of millions of people from a miserable future” (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/01/delingpole-trump-vindicated-now-even-the-un-confirms-that-the-paris-climate-accord-was-a-complete-waste-of-space/). All it did, sorta, was to let China and India pollute till the cows come home while concentrating on hog-tying America’s economy. But that’s leftids for you. They can’t catch up, so they always try to pull you down.

I wonder what “miserable future” they’ve got in mind. What could be a more miserable future than being governed by know-it-all liberals? They’ll turn your whole country into one great big Detroit, if given half a chance.

But for the UN to be going thumbs-down on a Global Warming treaty… It must’ve been appalling. It’s like the New York Times dissing a Democrat: just isn’t done! Who can even imagine it?

But one thing the Paris Climate Treaty would’ve done to a tee was waste untold billions of dollars and make thieving, lying, fat-headed globalist politicians even more powerful than they are already.

Liberal heaven is hell; and don’t wait till you’re in it to find out.


Loopy Thinking Gets Around

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I just couldn’t make up my mind which dreary news story to cover for you today. Meanwhile, someone sent me an email alleging that last month’s solar eclipse was a gigantic hoax perpetrated by The Government for some sinister purpose–possibly to set us up for an invasion by hostile space aliens.

Are there that many people running around loose who ought to be in psychiatric wards, or has this kind of radically loopy thinking become, dare I say, mainstream?

How do people wind up believing things like this? Well, heck, they believe “Hands up, don’t shoot,” and that never happened. But people who believe that probably want to believe it: it gives them an excuse to do things they otherwise would find it hard to excuse.

But what’s the payoff for believing a truly out-to-lunch conspiracy theory? All right, all right–I know there are people out there who believe that socialism really works, the Democrat Party is for the little guy, Global Warming’s caused by toilet paper, and you can be a boy one day and a girl the next, depending on how you feel. I am not sure why they believe those things.

Any way you slice it, there’s a lot of screwy thinking going on out there. Is it because our culture is so screwed up? Because it is that, big-time. Is it because the sages of the West have cut themselves off from God, preached idiocy to their disciples, and more and more aspire to be gods themselves?

I don’t think these funny theories are really all that funny anymore.


Memory Lane: 500 Days Till Doomsday

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Almost our president…

Remember this? May, 2014–three years ago–the foreign minister of France got together with abortion-happy loon John Kerry and proclaimed the world has only “500 days to avoid climate chaos!” (https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/french-foreign-minister-we-have-500-days-avoid-climate-chaos)

Have you noticed liberals and other Global Warming pinheads never, ever, have to be right in their predictions?

Thank the Force or whatever, the foreign minister exulted, that America has leadership, in Kerry the dope and President *Batteries Not Included, who are down for the struggle against Man-Made Climbit change! Surely they will harness the power of the government to make it be nice weather all the time!

Anyone out there who still believes these people really ought to be ashamed of himself. Uh, how many posh beachfront homes have the Rising Sea Levels Marching & Chowder Society bought for themselves lately?


Climbit Change Mob Goes Rabid

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The Washington Post is reporting that, in the wake of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, there is “a growing call to punish climate change skeptics” (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/11/climate-change-activists-want-punishment-for-skept/).

Dig the hysteria. Some bolshevik twit writing for The Nation had a catchy headline, “Climate Denialism is Literally Killing Us.” My computer recognizes no such word as denialism, but don’t let that hold up a good thing. Indeed, Climate Denialism, he  babbles, is tantamount to… murder! “Murder is murder… and we should punish it as such.”

Oooh! Not believing in humbug Man-Made Climbit Change is a capital crime! Well, hey, break out the firing squads!

Feel the love, baby. At a telethon intended to provide aid to victims of the hurricane, celebrity pinhead Stevie Wonder said, “Anyone who believes that there’s no such thing as Global Warming must be blind or unintelligent.” Stevie really is both.

We could just laugh it off, but the history of the 20th century makes me uneasy about the 21st. Hitler and Lenin were ha-ha-funny when they first started out. Tens of millions of untimely deaths later, not so funny.

Yo, celebrities! How many of you flew private jets to this telethon? How many rode there in air-conditioned limousines? How many of you live in opulent mansions–and actually own more than just one?

Let me leave you with this thought:

“Man-Made Climate Change” is a scam and a heaped-up pile of lies, based on junk science and phony “research”, whose purpose is to impose tyranny upon the human race–by people who are already rich and powerful but have insatiable appetites to become richer and more powerful.

In the name of God, I deny it, I deny it, I deny it.


Hollywood Airhead Blames Hurricane Irma on Trump Voters

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Need some help understanding the mysteries of nature? Turn to Hollywood!

Actress Jennifer Lawrence–honestly, I never heard of her until now–says Hurricane Irma is a manifestation of Mother Nature’s “rage and wrath” against Trump voters for not believing in Man-Made Climbit Change (https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kristine-marsh/2017/09/07/jennifer-lawrence-mother-natures-rage-directed-us-because-trump).

So I guess that if we’d elected Hillary (heaven forbid), there wouldn’t have been a hurricane–right? Ms. Lawrence, by the way, calls Hillary Clinton “an inspiration.” I would rather not see the mental landscape she inhabits.

So evidently there’s this entity called Mother Nature that takes sides in American politics–that sides with the leftids, in fact–and punishes ordrinary dum peple for not believing what liberals say and not obeying them.

Gee, Mother Nature–aren’t you going to wack a lot of people who fervently believe in Man-Made Climbit Change, who voted for Hillary, and only buy Ben & Jerry’s ice cream? I mean, that’s not very fair, is it?

Oh! What’s that you say? Sacrifices? You want sacrifices?

Now, if anyone had suggested that God, the real God, had sent the hurricane to let people know He wasn’t pleased with them, all these Hollywood jidrools would have a fit. They’d want you jailed for hate speech.

These poor saps. They call us names all day, they spit on whatever we consider holy, and then they can’t understand why we reject their leadership.

Wait’ll we start rejecting their movies, too.


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