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Fight Climbit Change! Bring Back the Mammoth

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“Clone ’em, Dano!”

Say hey! Did you know there’s a Harvard Woolly Mammoth Revival Team? And they’ve got a little science project, straight out of Jurassic Park, to fight imaginary Global Warming [trumpet fanfare]–by bringing back the woolly mammoth! (https://www.livescience.com/62569-mammoth-elephant-hybrid-help-climate.html)

The project director flat-out denies they have any interest in doing what was done in the Jurassic Park movies, and then describes what they’re gonna do, which is exactly what they did in Jurassic Park and its sequels. They don’t want the whole mammoth: just the bits that resist cold. So they’ll mix mammoth DNA with elephant DNA and grow the critters in the laboratory. Psst, dude! That’s exactly how they got into all that trouble in Jurassic World!

The idea is to fight off Global Warming by turning a whole buncha mammoth-elephant-whatevers loose in Siberia to knock down the trees and trample the snow, which will keep the permafrost from suddenly thawing out because of SUVs and toilet paper and oh man oh man we’re all gonna die–!

Absent from the calculation is knowledge of what caused mammoths to go extinct in the first place, not to mention any sure knowledge of just how they interacted with their environment, and with what result. Which came first–the extinction of the woolly mammoth, or the forests that now cover much of Siberia where the mammoths used to live?

Aw, hell, we don’t need to know all that stuff before we grow a million mammoths in the lab and sick ’em on the trees.

Maybe they didn’t see Jurassic World. 


They’re Anti-Science!

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I was hoping I’d never have to say this, but I can’t keep it a secret any longer.

My two cats are Anti-Science. Both of them. I think a squirrel outside, when they were sitting in an open window, tricked them into being Anti-Science, but I can’t prove it, even though I know that particular squirrel is a Racist and a Biggit and a Hater.

What am I to do? My veterinarian doesn’t offer Sensitivity Training For Cats.

How do I know they’re Anti-Science? I hear you ask. Yeah, well, okay, I don’t exactly hear you. You’re probably Anti-Science, too. Anyway, I know they’re Anti-Science because they didn’t vote for Hillary Clinton for president. Every living thing that didn’t vote for her is Anti-Science. And must be punished!

These cats pay absolutely no attention to The Scientific Search for the Transgender Gene, or Scientific Proof That It Rained on the Rocks and the Rocks Came Alive, or Teaching 13-Year-Old Kids to Abstain from Sex Will Make Them Pregganint, or Climbit Change It Is Caused by Religion And It Will Kill Us All Unless We Give the Government Lots of New Powers And All Our Money. You can’t get them up for any Science at all.

Where in the Constitution does it allow you to be Anti-Science?


Bag the Mermaid, Win a Million Bucks (2015)

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This seaside resort town in Israel offered a million-dollar prize to anyone who could capture the local mermaid (https://leeduigon.com/2015/04/16/if-you-cant-find-a-centaur-look-for-a-mermaid/). To this day, no one’s been able to claim it.

What do you do with a story like this? A whole bunch of people say they’ve seen the mermaid. But we also know that a mermaid would be a biological impossibility, don’t we?

Then again, a lot of people believe in Man-Maid Climbit Change…


‘Their Fantasies Are Wackier than Mine’ (2011)

I wrote this in 2011; and the saddest thing about it, seven years later, is that none of these wacko leftid fantasies has died out. These are follies that endure like granite.

https://leeduigon.com/2011/09/06/their-fantasies-are-wackier-than-mine/

I really don’t like fantasy as a basis for public policy. Do you?


‘Living With Fantasy’ (2010)

This, I think, is the first post I wrote for this blog. And my friend Bob Jason, in Canada, made the very first comment.

Otherwise, not much has changed in eight years!

https://leeduigon.com/2010/11/12/living-with-fantasy/

 


‘Living With Fantasy’ (2010)

I think this must have been the first post I ever wrote for this blog. My friend Bob Jason made the very first comment ever received here.

But judging from the content, nothing much has changed since 2010.

https://leeduigon.com/2010/11/12/living-with-fantasy/


Another Global Warming Prophecy Bites the Dust

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(Thanks to “Unknowable” for the news tip)

James Hansen, a former director of NASA–a former space agency until Obama got his hands on it: now they just blather–is on record calling for jail terms for those who don’t believe in Global Warming/Climbit Change.

This year is the ten-year anniversary of his famous prediction that by the summer of 2018, there would be no more sea ice in the Arctic (https://www.naturalnews.com/2018-04-07-top-nasa-scientist-claimed-all-ice-will-vanish-from-the-arctic-by-this-summer.html). “This is our last chance!” was his dark saying.

Maybe the Arctic should be jailed for Climbit Change Denial: its sea ice cover has increased by 40% since 2012. If only Loretta Lynch were still our attorney general! She could sue the Arctic Circle. Maybe sue everyone who sees ice up there.

When the history of this shameful era is written, let it be noted that the serious movement to abolish free speech, and the free use of the human mind, started with the so-called Scientists who were pushing Global Warming.


‘Are You a Science Fundamentalist?’ (2014)

Everything Science says is true.

Today’s Science says yesterday’s Science was poppycock.

Tomorrow’s Science will say today’s Science was poppycock.

Go figure.

https://leeduigon.com/2014/10/15/are-you-a-science-fundamentalist/


Are We Immoral (but they’re not)?

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The secular statist crowd has been bashing Christians as immoral hypocrites for supporting President Donald Trump–because, y’see, he’s this immoral horn-dog and that makes us just as bad as he is.

The answer to this charge is laughably simple: He was running against Hillary Clinton. Of course we voted for him.

Given the fanaticism of Democrats, and the tantrum they’ve been throwing since Election Night 2016, a lot of us just don’t care about Mr. Trump’s personal life. We didn’t elect him to sainthood. We elected him to protect us from the leftid loons who are trashing our country.

Here are some actions which I consider deeply immoral and far more important to the nation than whether or not Mr. Trump had a fling with some porn star.

Undermining our immigration laws, debasing our citizenship, public officials flagrantly breaking those laws and encouraging others to do so, and all for no reason but political gain.

Redefining marriage.

Declaring “transgender” a good thing, and encouraging it–especially among children.

Funding abortion with public money.

Encouraging leftid thugs to intimidate and silence conservative speakers, destroy public and private property, and create a climate of fear.

Using the schools and colleges to indoctrinate very poorly equipped young people into modern Stalinism.

Telling “Climate Change” scare stories to stampede the public into making government bigger and more powerful, with “scientists” actually declaring it’s okay to lie about it, if that’s the way you get the people to do what you want. And threatening dissenters with the brute force of government.

Trying to erase the Second Amendment, so that criminals, psychos, and terrorists will be armed, but their victims won’t be.

Trying to erase the First Amendment, while they’re at it.

I could go on, but I think you get the point. Everything the Left does, and wants to do, is toweringly immoral and must be totally defeated. If anyone is responsible for turning our culture into a moral cesspool, it’s them. And they’ve done it on purpose, because their core beliefs are both depraved and asinine.

If we had a saint for president, they’d hate him even more than Trump.


Winter Wonderland

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The Global Warming snowstorm that we had yesterday was a doozy, and now I’ve got to go outside and clear our two cars. This job will either be unexpectedly easy or real, real hard. But oh, such gorgeous scenery!

All of you out there who aren’t feeling well today–Linda, Phoebe, Erlene–relax, listen to some hymns, enjoy a snooze. We’re praying for you.


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