Washington D.C. Councilman Trayon White Sr., a Democrat whose election was supported by “progressive” (Far Left) Jewish voters, said a recent snowstorm was caused by the Jewish banking family, the Rothschilds, “controlling the weather… to own the cities” (http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/member-of-d-c-city-council-blames-recent-snowstorms-on-jewish-bankers/).
To help this Democrat cover his tracks, the Washington Post article, to which I am unable to link, devoted more than half its space to attacking Far Right conspiracy theorists.
After everyone in the world came down on him like a ton of bricks, Councilman White, Democrat, sort of apologized. Said he, “I did not intend to be anti-Semitic.” [Two-minute laugh break]
Is this Jewish banker thing part of the Settled Science that makes Climbit Change immune from questioning? We’ve also heard it’s caused by SUVs, eating meat, breathing, using more than one sheet of toilet paper per visit to the john, air conditioning, sandwiches, and trying to ape the living standards of our betters.
Meanwhile… why would anybody in his right might want to “own the cities”?
Well, we’re back to “Global Warming makes the winters colder,” this time from some “climbit scientist” at my alma mater, Rutgers University (http://dailycaller.com/2018/03/14/rutgers-university-global-warming-study/).
The authors of this study admit they don’t actually know why it gets so cold in the winter, but not to worry–they’re gonna keep on studying computer models till they figure it out. Who needs to study messy, unpredictable old Nature when you can study nice, cooperative computer models that can only act on the data that you yourself put into them?
Periodically Rutgers calls to ask me for money. I laugh hysterically. If I’ve got money to give to the looniversity, I don’t deserve to have any money.
Why don’t the Climbit Change crowd just pack it in? Because they see in this the magic elixir for creating a world government with themselves lording it over the entire human race. That’s worth any amount of hard work, ain’t it? One you’re in the business of Saving The Planet, everything you do is justified. Liberals can’t resist it. Slave labor, mass graves, brainwashing–the time-honored apparatus of leftid utopia–something about that stuff really turns them on.
Please, everybody! Never, never, never again let Democrats ever take power in this country! Because that’ll be the end. This time they’ll make sure it is.
Forget about it!
The we’re-all-gonna-die crowd got a poke in the eye recently from Scientific American, of all people, in an article telling the world to “chill out over Global Warming” (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/12/in-startling-reversal-scientific-american-counsels-people-to-chill-out-over-global-warming/).
The Climbit Change alarmists’ “apocalyptic scenarios are simply false,” says the article, exhibiting “radicalism and fatalism” that denies the undeniably beneficial effects of industrialization and modernization, especially in the world’s poorest countries. And if there are any real effects of Global Warming, human ingenuity will be up to the challenge of dealing with it.
But of course, the Climbit Change ideology is a mere grab, the biggest grab in history, for raw power and fabulous amounts of public money. After all, once it’s established that everything our dear leaders do is to Save The Planet, they have license to do anything they please.
Even Scientific American can see that now.
A Clinton-appointed Democrat judge in federal court in San Francisco is going to hold a hearing March 21 on “climate science,” perhaps to decide whether America’s big oil companies are destroying the planet, etc. (http://www.mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/article203842084.html).
The lawsuit pits the Far Left cities of San Francisco and Oakland against several major oil companies. The judge says five hours will be allotted to the hearing, in which everything there is to say about “climate science” will be said. Then the judge will decide who’s got the best computer models.
Can you say “stacked deck”?
I’m pretty sure the writers of the Constitution never meant for us to be ruled and dictated to by judges in the courts. It seems there is nothing outside their jurisdiction. They redefine basic human institutions like marriage and the family, invent new “rights” that no one ever thought of… and now one of them is going to decide whether civilization has to be rolled back to the Middle Ages because if we don’t Save The Planet everybody’s gonna die, blah-blah. Get ready to surrender your air conditioners and your cars. Only Really Important party members and their tame “scientists” will be allowed such amenities.
This’ll give us something to talk about while we’re waiting for the Supreme Court to grant homosexual pressure groups and their tame politicians the power to dictate the content of works of art.
After that–well, who knows what those crazy judges will come up with next?
Anything they please, I guess. We seem to have lost whatever means we had of stopping them.
Please don’t say you’re feeling nostalgic for the Obama administration.
Remember this? On your dime, the federal government warned us in 2015 that our Halloween pumpkins with the candles in ’em contribute to Climbit Change and omibaal we’re all gonna die–!
Let’s hope President Trump has fired whoever was responsible for this.
Actors and other Citizens of the World have flocked to Dubai this week for the annual world government summit, to denounce their own country, America, as “the enemy” (http://www.wnd.com/2018/02/america-no-1-enemy-at-world-government-summit/). Whoop-dee-doo.
Experts and geniuses like Robert DeNiro, Goldie Hawn, Ariana Huffington, and Will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas joined in trashing their country. They’re especially mad at us for not hopping aboard their Climbit Change bandwagon. DeNiro called America “a backward country, a place where science once reigned and lately has been replaced by ignorance.” They’re also still mad at us for not electing Crooked Hillary.
Also giving a speech was some yo-yo from the Cyborg Society, longing for the day when we can all be “part-human, part-technology.” He didn’t say which part would be which. Dude, anytime you want to hook your brain up to my computer–well, I was going to say “Come on down,” but on second thought, I’m afraid he would screw up my computer.
Nothin’ wrong with the world that a good, stiff dose of central government planning wouldn’t cure! Or so they say.
This refers back to a 2014 peer-reviewed published paper by a couple of, ahem, scientists who said it was okay to exaggerate Climbit Change if you could trick the public into believing in it and obeying them. They accuse those who disagree with them of spreading propaganda.
Come, Lord Jesus, come!
An important message from Dr. Hugh Pestis, Ph. D., professor of Minority Superhero Gender Studies at Fimbo State College:
Greetings! As everyone but a Biggit or a Hater knows, human activity causes Climbit Change. But what everyone does not know is that all human activity contributes to Climbit Change. Unfortunately, that includes playing with Play-Doh.
Yes, even Play-Doh leaves a carbon footprint! Just rolling a little ball of it around in your hand is enough to strike some poor emu dead, halfway around the world from here.
As much as it pains me to say so, I have no alternative but to urgently warn each and every one of you to refrain from all activity of any kind! It’s the only way we can slow down galloping Global Warming before all the grass burns up and the all the water evaporates and everybody dies.
Ask any Scientist!
It’s the end o’ the world, I tell ‘ee! And wouldn’t you know it? Women will be hardest hit!
Hillary Clinton’s words of wisdom, a few days ago at Georgetown Looniversity: “Women… will bear the brunt of looking for food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone” (https://www.dailywire.com/news/26800/hillary-clinton-now-says-climate-change-sexist-emily-zanotti). While men sit around playing video games or something.
This woman’s crazy.
Really, I must object! It’s not fair to satirists that she should satirize herself. Our job is hard enough without leftids making fools of themselves before we can show them up as fools.
Meanwhile, Hillary shared her thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, attributing her defeat to “old fashioned sexism and a refusal to accept the equality of women” on the voters’ part. “You sexist morons! You deplorables! How could you have been so freakin’ stupid?” Etc. Winning the hearts and minds of the electorate… by spitting venom at them.
Sigh. Now it’s our sandwiches causing Global Warming. We’re doomed!
According to the University of Manchester–you can always count on universities for stuff like this–the creation and consumption of sandwiches is equivalent to the “carbon emissions of 8.6 million cars in Britain alone” (https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/).
Oh, when, oh, when will we have a world government to control and forbid our self-destructive lust for sandwiches!
Meanwhile, a lot of us are freezing our kiesters off this winter–but hey, it’s Global Warming that causes cold weather, right? I mean, Al Gore says so, so it must be true.
And doesn’t breathing contribute to Global Warming, too? Like, can’t we do something about that? Like not breathe anymore?