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Save the Planet–Stop Working! (?)

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Who’s going to pay for his couch.

Climate Change hysteria is alive and well in the United Kingdom.

An alleged “think tank” says Brits have to convert to a nine-hour work week–yep, they said nine hours–in order to meet the “greenhouse gas targets set for the UK by the United Nations” (https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/780956/britain-nine-hour-week-work-greenhouse-gas-emissions-united-nations).

Or else! Or else “face climate change chaos that could ruin the world.”

And we know we can believe this because the findings are based on UN data! Seriously, would the UN ever lie to you?

The major problem here, prattles the think tank spokescreature, is “the huge carbon footprint of business.” Clearly the solution is to cut “business”–that is, the creation of wealth–way, way back. Stop working! And besides, robots can do most or even all of the work from now on, leaving human beings free to die of boredom or starvation. Then, UN be praised, we’ll have a “green sustainable society”!

Day after day they keep it up; and the sad thing is, a lot of people are believing it. Especially young people, the victims of a purposely inept public education system. It never occurs to anybody to ask why, if the Climate Change gloom-and-doomsters believe their own message, they continue to zoom all over the place in private jets, live in colossal mansions, and buy incredibly expensive beachfront homes around Dubai.

They don’t believe a single word of what they’re selling us.

Wake up.

Defund the colleges and universities

Restore local control of schools–or else just pull your kids out of there and educate them either at home or at a Christian school.

Defund the UN. Kick it out of New York.

Wake up politically–and vote every Far Left Crazy screwball out of office.


‘100% Guaranteed X-ray Glasses!’ (2016)

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I don’t know whether it was the X-ray Glasses or Sea Monkeys that started the trend, but we have since slid into an age wherein no one thinks twice about practicing deception.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/08/23/100-guaranteed-x-ray-glasses/

The biggest deception, of course, is that whole Man-Made Climate Change & Global Warming And Also Grow Hair! thing that crooks and liars hammer us with today. But I’m afraid it all started with someone selling X-ray Glasses through the 1950s comic books.


‘Climate Change Made Me Do It!’

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And all because we didn’t pay a carbon tax! We’re doomed!

Among the more sickening aspects of our age is the way lying liberals and their Climate Change Doomsday-preaching has preyed on young minds rendered defenseless by what we laughingly call our education system.

And so we have this nooze report of “young people” not bothering to save money because they’ve been taught the world is gonna end because of Climate Change so what’s the point of saving for a future that isn’t going to happen? (https://www.marketwatch.com/story/how-to-get-young-people-to-save-for-the-future-when-they-think-the-planet-is-doomed-2019-05-23) Hey, Ocasio-Cortez gives us only 12 more years till The End Of The World. And 88 percent of millenials, according to a Pew poll, believe it.

Not surprisingly, “major depression has increased 52 percent from 2005 to 2017” among young people–but not among older adults, who have already heard so many tall tales about The End Of The World that they just tune them out.

Gee, thanks, Climate Cult! Thanks, teachers and professors and noozies! Thank you so much, Democrats! First you dumb them down in school and college, and then you bum them out with all your scare tactics–all for the sole purpose of sucking up our hard-earned money and acquiring more arbitrary political power over defenseless people’s lives. That’s your noble cause! I’d say you really ought to be ashamed of yourselves, but I don’t think leftids can feel shame.

Kids, wake up. They’re lying to you. They want you dumb and they want you glum. They’re doing you, but good.

Snap out of it!


‘Your Tax $$ at Work: the Columbia U. School of Climate Change Hysteria’ (2014)

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This is what’ll happen if you don’t give the government fantastic new powers to control your lives!

Far Left Crazy will never drop the ball on “Climate Change.” It’s their ticket to ride, the blanket excuse for extending the strangling grasp of government in every direction. And the colleges and universities help them do it. Like so:

https://leeduigon.com/2014/06/25/your-tax-at-work-the-columbia-u-school-of-climate-change-hysteria/

Yeah–when you’ve got no facts, got no logic, there’s always hysteria.

I really hate this Save The Planet preaching from the same shysters who are busy paving over every square inch of it. You should see what liberals have done to New Jersey.

“Educators” and tyrants–perfect together.


They Want You to Live Like Morlocks

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How long does it take for people to Evolve into Morlocks?

Boy, the crap that’s in the nooze these days…

“Experts”–the unnamed kind: just “experts”–are touting the virtues of moving our civilization underground to escape the ravages of Climbit Change, Overpopulation, food shortages, and any other globalist boogeyman they can think of (https://au.news.yahoo.com/only-way-down-subterranean-survival-warning-022606429–spt.html).

See, they’re into “re-purposing places below street level” so they can meet “seven of the United Nations’ sustainable development goals.” [How do you spell the sound a raspberry makes? Never mind, I’ll get the video.]

Anyway, living underground like moles will protect us from the “severe weather Climate Change is expected to spark”–expected by whom? By schmendricks who believe this bunk. Going underground will slow down the loss of farmland–farmland that gets paved over by the same corrupt politicians who are serving us this environmental pap, richly seasoned with hypocrisy. And we can stuff all our cars underground, too! Because cars–at least cars owned by us peasants–are so baaaaad! “Cars are killing cities,” prattle the experts. Wrong, bozo. The jerks who govern the cities are killing the cities.

So then, boys and girls, all the lib’rals went underground to live, and over thousands of years, the magic of Evolution turned them into Morlocks! And then they came out of hiding and ate the defenseless Eloi people–breakfast, lunch, and supper! And the moral of the story is, The Experts Are Always Right! Now eat your roach milk cakes, or we’ll have to report you to The Party…


‘White House Wants Your Doctor to Nag You About Global Warming’ (2015)

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Lest we forget!

Back in 2015, the–I cringe to type the name–Obama administration “recommended,” because they didn’t have the power to order it, that doctors bug their patients about Climbit Change/Global Warming and urge them to support the, er, president’s “regulatory” initiatives, blah-blah.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/06/29/white-house-wants-your-doctor-to-nag-you-about-global-warming/

You sit in the waiting room for heaven knows how long, when you finally see the doctor–if you see the doctor!–they want to run you in and out of there in 15 minutes–and you’re supposed to sit there and passively endure a harangue about bogus phony Climate Change?

All of this, and more, comes back as soon as we put another Democrat in the White House.

God grant we never, ever, do that again.


‘Beto’: Only Ten Years Left to Doomsday

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Why does this guy call himself “Beto”? I think it’s Sanskrit for “Jackass.”

Anyway, “Beto” O’Rourke, seeking the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has upped the end o’ the world from twelve years to only ten–“the ten years that we have left to us,” he prattled (https://www.breitbart.com/clips/2019/04/29/orourke-scientists-say-we-have-ten-years-left-to-make-bold-change-on-climate/).

But we can even now save ourselves, he gibbered, with a “bold change” in our energy policies and a mere $5 trillion spent on getting rid of all “emissions”–I wish someone would get rid of his emissions–by 2050.

Hey, Beto! Did you flunk arithmetic in school? It’s 2019, right? Well, how much is 2019 plus 10–“the ten years that we have left to us”? [Waits 30 minutes for answer.] No, no–let me tell you: 2019 + 10 is 2029. That comes before 2050. So if you completely change our economy by 2050, according to your calculations, the world already ended 21 years before!

Revolutionary new idea: forbid politicians from being active in politics. We don’t want their kind running our country anymore. There has to be something you can spray at them to make them go away.


Virtue-Signalling California Restaurants Push 1% ‘Global Warming Tax’

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Don’t forget your Global Warming tax!

Always, always, the best way to cope with imaginary problems is to throw money at them. It’s sure to wind up in someone’s pocket. Hey, it could be you! And you can keep throwing money because imaginary problems can never be solved, will never go away.

Global Warming/Climate Change is the hottest imaginary problem in the world today–remember, the world ends in just 12 years–and a group with the really catchy name of Restore California Renewable Restaurants has found a way to hop onto the bandwagon.

Hit customers with a 1% “Global Warming tax.”

Supposedly the money thus collected will go to buy luxury items for the organization’s leaders. Oops! Strike that. It’s supposed to pay farmers $10 for every ton of carbon emissions they eliminate from their operations. Is it safe to assume that somewhere there is somebody who knows how to calculate this? Or is it just more 99.9% Pure Krapola?

They say they will take the tax off the bill if the customer makes a point of saying he doesn’t want to pay–Man-Made Climbit Change being a total scam and all.

At the risk of being accused of being mean to waitresses, I wonder what would happen if the customers just deducted the 1% tax from the tip.

I’m beginning to think the whole reason for California’s existence is for people in New Jersey not to feel so bad. At least we’re not in California.

Yet.


‘Pinocchio: Fact, Not Fiction!’ (2016)

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Hmm… The computer won’t let me post my Newswithviews column today. “An error” has occurred.

For the time being, we have this fine piece of investigative journalism, an expose worth waiting for, the world is watching…

https://leeduigon.com/2016/08/23/pinocchio-fact-not-fiction/

Yes, Pinocchio was and is a real person! Read and be amazed.


More Climbit Change B.S. from Netflix

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Preparing to end it all

Leftids will do absolutely anything to get a global government, with themselves in charge, and “Climate Change” is their ticket to ride.

Polar bears having perversely refused to go exinct–indeed, their numbers have increased, probably due to racism and transphobia–Far Left Crazy needs a new critter to serve as the icon of Climate Change We’re All Doomed.

So David Attenborough has filmed a lot of walruses pitching themselves off a cliff, committing suicide because bad old Donald Trump took us out of the Paris Climate Scam and the walruses are just insupportably sad! and the only way to save them is to bestow vast and absolute power on the same government varmints who have the San Francisco sidewalks heaped high with human feces and daily strive to pave over every square foot of ground in New Jersey.

Really? You guys are gonna save the planet? Do you think I literally can’t see what you libs have done to my own home town? You’re the environmental-friendly party? Detroit, Camden, Gary, Baltimore, Newark, Oakland, Seattle… Do you truly believe we don’t know what happens to any place where you’re in charge?

Anyway, walruses fall off cliffs because they get panicked by polar bears (non-extinct, non-computer-generated ones) hunting them, humans filming them, helicopters hovering above them, or any combination thereof. They are not offing themselves because Americans drive cars.

We need to save the planet from the Save The Planet crowd.

 


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