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Once a Commie, Always a Commie

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Whooping it up at an enemy anti-aircraft gun, way back when

Jane Fonda, who used to visit North Vietnam and cheer on the communists while her country was at war with them–she would have been tried for treason if she weren’t such a non-entity–now wants “Nuremberg trials” for “climate criminals” (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/washington-secrets/liberal-media-scream-jane-fonda-wants-nuremberg-trials-for-energy-executives). That would be, she explained, oil company executives and “politicians” who haven’t joined the Climate Change jihad.

They should be tried, she said, for “crimes against nature and humanity.”

The daft old trout declared that thanks to Climate Change–in addition to “we’re all gonna die, die, die in just 12 years unless the world’s governments DO SOMETHING!!”–well, “democracy is teetering on the edge of collapse… That’s why we need to go into the streets.”

So, we save democracy by rioting in the streets and holding show trials, a la the Soviet Union in the 1930s? Does that sound to you like any kind of “democracy” worth saving?

Hey! Am I totally misperceiving this, or have leftists gone off-the-wall bonkers in just the last three years?

These people could be dangerous. And they will be, if they ever get one of their Far Left loonies into the White House.


Become a Climate Scientist! Only $29.95

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[Editor’s Note: Our Chewy cat foot delivery has been uncharacteristically delayed. Chewy says the problem is with Fedex, and severe winter weather around Memphis, TN, all but shutting Fedex down. It is unknown whether the cause of this latest Climate Change/Global Warming episode is transphobia or racism.]

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San Francisco’s New Monstrosity

Andres Petreselli paints a mural on the side of a building depicting Swedish teen climate activist Greta Thunberg, Friday, Nov. 8, 2019, in San Francisco.

The city’s sidewalks are heaped with human feces, rats are running free, homeless people everywhere you look–

And what San Francisco really needs is a 60-by-30-foot mural of an angry Swedish teenager, elevated to the status of a universal scold who demands that the world’s governments TAKE ACTION to stop catastrophic Climate Change before it kills us all–in just twelve years or so (https://time.com/5723241/greta-thunberg-mural-san-francisco/).

What a privilege it is, to live in an era when the whole world can be fishwifed by some kid. Sixty feet high, this portrait is. Once upon a time we didn’t do such things in America. They were only done in the Soviet Union and Red China. Far Left Crazy has moved to San Francisco.

They just won’t drop the ball on this, will they? Climate Change! Global Warming! Only an all-powerful global government can save us!

What bunk.

And so Greta glowers down on us from the side of a tall building, her “How dare you?” challenge ringing down the endless corridors of political inanity.

And anybody who doesn’t like it is a “hater.” And “anti-science.” Because we ignore the demands of such prominent Climate Scientists as Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter–yes, those names were on the Declaration of Climate Emergency.

I can hardly wait to vote for Donald Trump again.

 


So Who Signed the Freakin’ Thing?

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Last week we were told “11,000 climate scientists” signed a “declaration of climate change emergency,” stating we’re all doomed unless we do everything they tell us to–including some unspecified scheme for reducing the human population of the earth (https://leeduigon.com/2019/11/07/the-sky-is-falling-again/).

Eleven thousand “climate scientists.” Wow. But–! If you wanted to know who, exactly, signed this document, you’re out of luck.

It came out on Tuesday, and on Thursday, access to the list of signatories was blocked–by whom, we aren’t told. But whoever it was did admit that at least one of the reasons they blocked access to it was because… well, Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter signed it. Along with some other characters who don’t exist.

(“We are the merry Mouseketeers/ playing on imaginary fears…”)

What–no Jane Fonda? She at least is real. I guess. And she says she’s a climate scientist. How do her credentials stack up against Harry Potter’s?

Ungodly people who say there’s no such thing as truth in the first place are hardly likely to tell the truth when they’re trying to stampede you into giving them a global government. When they seek their god, they look in a mirror.

Now we are at liberty to ask, “Just who is a ‘climate scientist,’ anyway? What were the criteria for being allowed to sign the declaration? How far out to lunch did you have to be before they wouldn’t let you sign it?”

The truth is not in them, and their climate crapola is nothing but a false religion.


The Sky Is Falling (Again)!

Climate emergency

(Thanks to Erlene for the news tip)

There’s a “scientific paper” out there, we hear, signed by more than 11,000 “scientists”–we have no idea whom they consider a “scientist”–which supposedly advocates killing off six billion people to avert the usual “climate emergency” (https://www.newstarget.com/2019-11-06-eco-genocide-scientists-demand-globalists-eliminate-billions-of-humans.html).

The Internet is overflowing with posts about this paper; but I was not able to find any flat-out statement that billions of us have to be killed off on these scientists’ say-so. The closest I could find was this quote: “The world population must be stabilized–and, ideally, gradually reduced.” Yeah, well, they’ve been saying that since the 1970s when the new ice age was all the rage, haven’t they?

There’s the customary Far Left twaddle about how Government must DO SOMETHING and TAKE ACTION to lower the birth rate and stop people from eating so much meat, and getting rid of carbon dioxide (CO2), and somehow they’re gonna “avert the sufferings” of humanity… by killing lots and lots of people.

The paper is published by “Bioscience.” The authors are William Ripple (Oregon State), Christopher Wolf (Oregon State), Phoebe Barnard (Conservation Biology Institute, in Oregon), Thomas Newsome (University of Sydney), and William Moomaw (Tufts University). They want “transformative change for society.” Bibble-babble-blup.

In C.S. Lewis’ novel, That Hideous Strength, a consortium of moral imbeciles–scientists and political operatives–get together to “transform” the world according to “scientific principles.” They’re too full of their own hot air to realize that the aim of their enterprise is to erase all life from the earth. I think he hit the bull’s eye on that one.

Is science still science anymore? I think we’re justified in doubting it.

It’s possible this whole thing is a hoax. But it’s not so different from melodramatic scientific poobah that we’ve all heard before.


‘Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire’ (2016)

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Maybe it would be simpler to ask, “Is there any government agency that has not lied to us about Global Warming?

In 2016 we caught the National Snow and Ice Data Center fudging, folding, and mutilating the data to get the result they wanted.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/09/21/liar-liar-pants-on-fire/

The same year, Hillary Clinton ran for president on a platform that called for the “investigation” of a thought crime, “climate change denial.” Her crimes, of course, got a pass.

This week President Donald Trump severed our country’s last connections with the Paris Climate Treaty, which called for the U.S. to cripple its own economy while China and India pollute to their hearts’ content: a bad deal based on fake science.

I can’t wait to vote for him again!


Not a Satire–He Really Is That Stupid

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So there’s New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo on MSNBC a few days ago, masquerading as a normal human being. But of course the truth slipped out, as soon as he said “We didn’t have hurricanes” (or tornadoes or “superstorms”) before we had Climate Change, and, like, it would be “delusional” for anyone to disbelieve in it (https://pjmedia.com/video/andrew-cuomo-we-didnt-have-hurricanes-before-climate-change/).

Yeah, it’s the same Gov. Andrew Cuomo who tried to pass himself off as an illegal alien a year or two ago, and whose political creed is, “America was never that great.”

Living proof that no one’s too stupid to be governor of New York.

Anyway, there it is–liberalism in all its glory. No such thing as truth, no such thing as facts, no such thing as history. Say whatever you think it takes to get your way, and use brute force to silence your opponents.

What’s anybody’s excuse for voting for this man?


The Beginning of Folly

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The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom, the Bible teaches us (Proverbs 9:10). But leftists don’t believe in God–don’t believe them if they say they do–so what is that supreme thing that they think should be feared?

Well, they fear made-up stuff: monsters under the bed. Boogiemen. Image result for images of boogie man from babes in toyland Like this. Not real.

And the idea is, they want you to be terrified of these monsters and turn to them for protection–which they will happily provide, in return for all your money and all your liberties.

Currently the two biggest monsters under the Democrat bed are:

*”Climate Change,” just twelve more years and the world’s gonna end, we’re all gonna die, s***, if you were a 14-year-old kid, you’d freakin’ know this…! What–you’ve still got electricity? Waddaya tryin’ to do, kill us all? Dash it all, what’s the point of our leaders and rulers and masters being better than us, if they aren’t going to live better? Let them have those nice things that they forbid to us! Yawanna Save The Planet, dontcha?

*”White Supremacists”–what? All two dozen of ’em? But Democrats would have you believe–especially if you are A Person Of Color–that behind every pleasant white face there’s a snarling Fascist. Like they even know what a “fascist” is. Joe Biden said, “They want to put y’all back in chains.” Someday we pray this will stop working. In the meantime, You Are A Victim and there are probably 18 or 19 white supremacists hiding under your bed.

Fear of these things, which aren’t real, is the beginning of folly.

And the end of it is worse.


Save the Planet–Stop Watching Netflix

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“Climate scientists” and “researchers” and other experts that you never heard of have decreed that your streaming video viewing (am I even saying that right?) habits are creating this big huge carbon footprint and the world is gonna end and we’re all gonna dieeeeeeee–! (https://nypost.com/2019/10/28/why-climate-change-activists-are-coming-for-your-binge-watch/)

Some of this is coming from an outfit called The Shift Project, headquartered in Paris. They want you to know that all this watching stuff on your computer is Very, Very Bad For The Planet. In fact, Shift (no relation to Shift the evil ape in C.S. Lewis’ The Last Battle) offers any sucker who wants one “a web browser plug-in, called the Carbonalyser, to help you track your own streaming consumption.”

I promise to get one as soon as all the Climbit Change whoopee crowd stops going to Davos, gets rid of their private jets and limousines, stops building palaces on the beach, and at least acts like they believe the s*** they’re selling us.

Damn! How are you supposed to watch Obama movies if they take away your Netflix?


‘Deplorable People Have Too Many Babies!’ (2016)

A “professor of moral philosophy” (LOL) at some college says so, so it must be true.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/09/24/deplorable-people-have-too-many-babies/

Then they wonder why kids are depressed, after being force-fed all this gloom and doom–force-fed by The Highest Authorities In The Land. The kings and queens of crapola.

And they never, ever, set even the slightest example of the austerity that they demand from us.

There’s only one answer they deserve, and here it is.


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