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Memory Lane: 500 Days Till Doomsday

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Almost our president…

Remember this? May, 2014–three years ago–the foreign minister of France got together with abortion-happy loon John Kerry and proclaimed the world has only “500 days to avoid climate chaos!” (https://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/patrick-goodenough/french-foreign-minister-we-have-500-days-avoid-climate-chaos)

Have you noticed liberals and other Global Warming pinheads never, ever, have to be right in their predictions?

Thank the Force or whatever, the foreign minister exulted, that America has leadership, in Kerry the dope and President *Batteries Not Included, who are down for the struggle against Man-Made Climbit change! Surely they will harness the power of the government to make it be nice weather all the time!

Anyone out there who still believes these people really ought to be ashamed of himself. Uh, how many posh beachfront homes have the Rising Sea Levels Marching & Chowder Society bought for themselves lately?


Climbit Change Mob Goes Rabid

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The Washington Post is reporting that, in the wake of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, there is “a growing call to punish climate change skeptics” (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2017/sep/11/climate-change-activists-want-punishment-for-skept/).

Dig the hysteria. Some bolshevik twit writing for The Nation had a catchy headline, “Climate Denialism is Literally Killing Us.” My computer recognizes no such word as denialism, but don’t let that hold up a good thing. Indeed, Climate Denialism, he  babbles, is tantamount to… murder! “Murder is murder… and we should punish it as such.”

Oooh! Not believing in humbug Man-Made Climbit Change is a capital crime! Well, hey, break out the firing squads!

Feel the love, baby. At a telethon intended to provide aid to victims of the hurricane, celebrity pinhead Stevie Wonder said, “Anyone who believes that there’s no such thing as Global Warming must be blind or unintelligent.” Stevie really is both.

We could just laugh it off, but the history of the 20th century makes me uneasy about the 21st. Hitler and Lenin were ha-ha-funny when they first started out. Tens of millions of untimely deaths later, not so funny.

Yo, celebrities! How many of you flew private jets to this telethon? How many rode there in air-conditioned limousines? How many of you live in opulent mansions–and actually own more than just one?

Let me leave you with this thought:

“Man-Made Climate Change” is a scam and a heaped-up pile of lies, based on junk science and phony “research”, whose purpose is to impose tyranny upon the human race–by people who are already rich and powerful but have insatiable appetites to become richer and more powerful.

In the name of God, I deny it, I deny it, I deny it.


Hollywood Airhead Blames Hurricane Irma on Trump Voters

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Need some help understanding the mysteries of nature? Turn to Hollywood!

Actress Jennifer Lawrence–honestly, I never heard of her until now–says Hurricane Irma is a manifestation of Mother Nature’s “rage and wrath” against Trump voters for not believing in Man-Made Climbit Change (https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/kristine-marsh/2017/09/07/jennifer-lawrence-mother-natures-rage-directed-us-because-trump).

So I guess that if we’d elected Hillary (heaven forbid), there wouldn’t have been a hurricane–right? Ms. Lawrence, by the way, calls Hillary Clinton “an inspiration.” I would rather not see the mental landscape she inhabits.

So evidently there’s this entity called Mother Nature that takes sides in American politics–that sides with the leftids, in fact–and punishes ordrinary dum peple for not believing what liberals say and not obeying them.

Gee, Mother Nature–aren’t you going to wack a lot of people who fervently believe in Man-Made Climbit Change, who voted for Hillary, and only buy Ben & Jerry’s ice cream? I mean, that’s not very fair, is it?

Oh! What’s that you say? Sacrifices? You want sacrifices?

Now, if anyone had suggested that God, the real God, had sent the hurricane to let people know He wasn’t pleased with them, all these Hollywood jidrools would have a fit. They’d want you jailed for hate speech.

These poor saps. They call us names all day, they spit on whatever we consider holy, and then they can’t understand why we reject their leadership.

Wait’ll we start rejecting their movies, too.


Damned if They Do, Damned if They Don’t

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Remember this?

After a major earthquake killed more than 300 people in L’Aquila, Italy, a court in 2009 convicted half a dozen scientists of criminal manslaughter for failing to predict the disaster–and sentenced them to six years in prison (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-italy-earthquake-court/italian-scientists-convicted-over-earthquake-warning-idUSBRE89L13V20121022). A government official was thrown in jail with them on the same charges.

All seven defendants were members of a government agency, the National Commission for the Forecast and Prevention of Major Risks.

Well, that’s the problem right there. Who can forecast an earthquake, let alone prevent one? But if you set up an official body “for the Forecast and Prevention of Major Risks,” you’re going to make people think you really can forecast and prevent major risks–and they’re going to be mighty angry with you when you don’t.

Suppose they had declared that a major earthquake was coming, and urged the populace to evacuate the city. And then suppose the earthquake didn’t happen, after all. Guess who gets thrown in jail for falsely spreading panic–to say nothing of the expense entailed in a full evacuation. A false alarm would be no joke.

Of course, our own Climbit Change mob has nothing to worry about. If we don’t give them colossal new powers and trillions of dollars, they can always say “We told you so” if anything goes wrong. And it if doesn’t, they’ll be sitting pretty. “See? Thanks to the fantastic new powers we have over your lives, and the vast new taxes we have made you pay, we’ve prevented the disaster and nothing bad has happened! Just keep on paying, keep on obeying, and we’ll do the rest…”

That’s what makes it a perfect scam. Unlike the National Commission for the Forecast and Prevention of Major Risks, the Climbit Change wallahs don’t have to deliver anything but lots and lots and lots of gab.


Is the Pope Catholic?

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I’m beginning to have my doubts about that. But even more to the point, is his head screwed on quite right?

Dig this latest quote from the Red Pope, Francis I: “Listen to the cry of the Earth and the cry of the poor who suffer most because of the unbalanced ecology” (https://www.ecowatch.com/pope-francis-climate-change-2479496671.html).

The cry of the Earth? Whose theology is that?

As for the cry of the poor–well, Sunshine, it’s capitalism that raises standards of living throughout the world, capitalism and technological progress: like building things, bringing in modern machinery, cleaning up the water, growing more abundant crops.

But you and your Climbit Change cronies, you’re the ones who want to stop all that! Tell me how “the poor” are supposed to get clean water and up-to-date medical care if they’re not going to be allowed the amenities of modern life. Look at Venezuela, dude! I mean, you guys are always rattling on about “Science,” and yet you want to take away our cars, our air conditioning, our private homes, and our toilet paper, for crying out loud–things that “the poor” would really like to have, if only you and the other globalist big shots would allow it.

The choice is not between living like 12th century Scottish peasants or polluting the earth to death and we’re all gonna die etc. Nor is everything going to turn out hunky-dory if we sign away our liberties and grow government bigger, more powerful, more intrusive, and more high-handed than it’s even been–while incidentally making you and your pals richer and more powerful than you ever dared to hope.

The choice is between listening to your B.S. or going about our business like sane people while completely ignoring you.

Not a hard choice to make.


Libs March ‘to Confront White Supremacy’

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Nothing gets leftids pumped up like an imaginary crisis (see Climbit Change). Now a bunch of Far Left activist groups are on a ten-day march from Charlottesville, VA, to Washington, D.C., to “confront” the imaginary specter of “white supremacy” (https://www.yahoo.com/news/charlottesville-d-c-march-confront-slideshow-wp-165350911.html).

This is the purest of the pure crapola. Do you know any white supremacists? Look around: do you see any “white supremacy”? As for what you do see, does it look like “white supremacy” to you?

What we see is practically every major university vilifying and abusing whites for all they’re worth, corrupt nooze media pouring it on, and assorted leftids pulling down statues everywhere you look. Does that look like white supremacy to you?

This is, even more than the continuing hysteria over Man-Made Global Warming (except when it’s cold: then it’s Climate Change), a manufactured outrage over something that doesn’t exist, for the sole purpose of undoing the 2017 elections and radically transforming America into a neo-Third World basket case.

Anyone who’s actually fooled by this ought to be ashamed of it.

 


‘Climate Change Been Very, Very Good to Me!’

If Godzilla were a shopaholic yuppie, even he probably couldn’t match Global Warming guru Al Gore’s carbon footprint.

Gore’s humble, 20-room mansion in the exclusive Belle Meade section of Nashville, according to public records, uses up enough energy in one year to supply an average American home for 21 years (http://www.climatedepot.com/2017/08/02/report-al-gores-home-energy-use-surges-up-to-34-times-the-national-average/). In the year 2016 alone he gulped down enough electricity for 34 average American homes. And last year he scarfed over 60,000 kilowatt hours just to heat his swimming pool–somehow the thought of him swimming is disquieting–enough juice for six average American homes for a year.

I wonder how many thousands, or even millions, of regular people it would take to match the energy consumption of even just the top few Climbit Change bigwigs–Gore, Kerry, Obama, et al.

I wonder why anybody in his right mind still finds any of this Global Warming BS even a little bit credible. Please take a good, hard look at how Gore and his private jet-owning buddies actually live. Do they act like they believe it? Would you believe a fitness guru if he was morbidly obese?

Still, you gotta give him credit: nobody milks scare tactics more profitably than Al Gore. He’s a kazillionaire because of it–and that’s not bad for some jidrool who flunked out of divinity school.

 


My News with Views Column (Aug. 10,’17)

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Folks, I hope you enjoy these columns, because they’re coming out of my hide and, even if I use posts on this blog to help me along, each week I wonder how much longer I can keep on writing these. Anyhow, here it is: Happy Barack Obama Day.

https://newswithviews.com/happy-barack-obama-day/

Don’t worry, I’m okay. It’s just that there’s only so much writing anyone can do, and I’m trying very hard to get my book finished before it gets too cold to work outside anymore.

 


We Have to Destroy the Human Race in Order to Save It?

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National Public Radio, funded by your defenseless tax dollars, is all hepped up over a “philosopher” from Johns Hopkins University who’s touring collidge campuses to lecture about “the ethics of procreation” and convince students–almost as defenseless as your money–not to have children when they grow up, if they grow up (http://www.npr.org/2016/08/18/479349760/should-we-be-having-kids-in-the-age-of-climate-change).

The reason we shouldn’t have children–you’ve guessed it already–is Climbit Change. Yup. Says the ol’ philosopher, “Dangerous climate change is going to be happening by then (2036)” and we’re all gonna die as extras in the world’s biggest Mad Max movie. “Maybe we should protect our kids by not having them,” says he.

Oh! And no policies proposed by governments so far, he says, will solve the problem: much more “drastic cuts in carbon emissions are needed.” So you’d best all learn how to live like 12th century Ethiopian peasants, unless you’re one of the sages and leaders who have to rule the world. Then you can keep your air conditioners. And your private jets, limousines, yachts, and mansions. Philosopher-kings are entitled to these luxuries.

This comes on the heels of Australian temperature readings plummeting some 10 degrees just by removing the “smart cards” that “filter out” all the low temperatures that scientists don’t want to see. Out of sight, out of mind.

They just don’t stop, do they? They keep on trying to scare us into giving them gigantic new powers to control our lives and bigger and bigger gobbets of our money. But this is only what we should expect from leftid blowhards who declare there’s no such thing as objective truth.

If there’s anybody out there who thinks this spiel is not satanic–think again.


It Gets Cold When You Stop Cheating!

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This headline from The Australian quickly caught my eye:

“Temperature readings plunge after Australia Bureau of Meteorology orders end to ‘Tampering'” (http://www.cfact.org/2017/08/07/temperature-readings-plunge-after-australias-bureau-of-meteorology-orders-end-to-tampering/)

And suddenly it’s about 10 degrees (Centigrade) cooler in Australia.

Gee, why were the readings so high? Because “smart cards”–we’ve told you to beware of that word “smart” when certain people use it–“filter out the coldest readings.” Well, that would do it. The low temperature readings simply “vanish from the record.”

It’s sort of like deleting the outs from your batting average: always makes it go up.

Anyway… toldja, toldja, toldja so! It’s a fake, it’s a scam, it’s a hustle, it’s a power grab!

Really–how many times do these people have to be caught lying and cheating before the world catches on?


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