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Feinstein: Require Schools to ‘Teach’ Climate Change

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Here’s more mischief that has to be stopped: Senator Diane Feinstein has proposed a “Climate Change Education Act” that would require public school teachers to teach “human-induced climate change” in every school in America (https://www.breitbart.com/environment/2019/02/20/dianne-feinstein-pushes-funding-for-climate-change-indoctrination/).

Here we go again with the “immediate danger” of imaginary “climate change.” Teachers will have to be trained and mobilized (more money! more money!) to convince American children that the “evidence for human-induced climate change is overwhelming and undeniable.

So no one is denying it? Coulda fooled me! And the evidence is not so much “overwhelming” as it is cherry-picked and manufactured.

Climate Change, which used to be “Global Warming,” is the religion of humanism’s End Times scenario, to be averted by ponying up higher taxes and giving government vast new powers that it doesn’t have. To require it to be taught in all our schools can be seen as an unconstitutional attempt to establish a religion.

Our public schools and universities are the temples of humanism, and teachers’ unions and college professors are its priesthood.

The 2016 Democrat platform proposed to give the attorney general power to “investigate” the supposed “crime” of “climate change denial.” Got that? It would be made against the law to disbelieve in man-made climate change. No First Amendment for you! Whoever has the keys to the jail house would get to decide what constitutes the settled science.

There is no bigger threat to America’s survival as a free country than the Democrat Party.


We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Civics!

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Friday’s “Youth Climate Strike” in America, which was supposed to feature gazillions of kids walking out of high school classes to “protest” Climbit Change Etc., mostly fizzled out; but it was a big Thing in Europe, and you can bet the house they’ll try again next year, if not sooner.

Meanwhile, we have 13-year-olds demanding “immediate action” by “our leaders,” enact the Green New Deal, ’cause “people are dying!” and the world’s gonna end in just 12 years unless Government is given absolute power over everything (https://www.ecowatch.com/youth-climate-strike-2627959531.html).

You know what scares me? These children have learned no civics at all, and precious little history. They literally do not know that our law, the Constitution, places strict limits on what any government can do. They do not know that there are limits; and because they have been terrified into believing that Doomsday really is just twelve years away, they are willing to accept a dictatorship that will be strong enough to “stop” Climate Change.

If that doesn’t scare you–well, buckaroo, it should. But it should also make you more than just a little bit irate. Those kids are ignorant and terrified because that’s how the teachers’ unions, the Democrat Party, and Hollywood want them–makes it easier, don’t you know, to manipulate them and get them to obey you. And the schools are doing it on your dime!

If these kids haven’t been set straight by the time they come of voting age–which, of course, Democrats want to lower to 16–there’s going to be the devil to pay.

There are people out there actively working to damage our country, doing it in plain sight with the active assistance and blessing of the Democrat Party. And they need to be stopped. Protect America while it’s still America.


Tomorrow! Teens to March for ‘Climate Justice’

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There must be something more shameful than allowing children to lecture adults, but I’m sure I can’t imagine what it is.

Quick! How many nanoseconds will it take you to think of a better idea than leaving huge public policy decisions up to teenagers?

If all goes well for Far Left Crazy–sometimes it just sort of fizzles out–tomorrow will see kazillions of teenagers all over America walk out of school to demand “climate justice,” whatever the deuce that is, as part of a world-wide Youth Climate Strike (https://www.ecowatch.com/youth-climate-strike-2627959531.html). Oh, well, if I’d had a chance to get applauded for walking out of school, I’d have done it, too.

Says a 13-year-old “organizer” of the event, “People are dying right now, and we need to #ActOnClimate!”, hashtags and all. *Sigh* A 15-year-old demands “immediate action” by the government: “We need a Green New Deal!” Let’s see what he says if they really get the Green New Deal and they tell him he can never have a car.

This incredible spontaneous movement by children is “supported by environmental groups” with cool names like “Extinction Rebellion.” We are asked to believe that no adults, motivated by any wacko political agenda, put the kids up to this. And if you believe that…

This is the culmination of years of work by public “educators” to reduce whole generations to slavish obedience to whatever the government and Science spoon-feed them in the classroom, on the TV nooze, and in superhero movies. This is babble for the rabble. The massive ignorance needed to fuel such a movement staggers the mind. All they know is that the world is gonna end in just 12 years and everybody’s gonna die unless the devouring state is given absolute power over everyone and everything.

And we paid for it! We paid for the club that’s going to come down on our heads.

For how much longer do they get to abuse us before we shut off the flow of the money?


‘Humanist Doomsday Myth Scares Children’ (2009)

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See? They’ve been doing it for years–scaring children (and adults) with their global warming gloom and doom. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez didn’t invent it.

In 2009 a poll found “one in three children” aged six to eleven “fear the demise of the planet.” I interviewed the head honcho of “Habitat Heroes,” who tried very hard to distance himself from the scare merchants. Judge for yourselves whether he succeeded.

https://chalcedon.edu/resources/articles/humanist-doomsday-myth-scares-children

What we have with the Climate Change scam is a humanist, no-God-involved, End Times scenario. And if there’s any God in it at all, it’s a weak, pitiful God who can only wring His hands as we destroy His creation by driving cars, having air conditioners, and using toilet paper.

It’s ten years later and they’re still at it. Shame on us for allowing them to scare us with it.


Climate Cult: ‘This is How We Stopped Climate Change’

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Honest, you’ll like it! (Or else)

Paid for by the defenseless American taxpayer, National Public Radio recently featured “It’s 2050, and This Is How We Stopped Climate Change” (https://knpr.org/npr/2019-03/its-2050-and-how-we-stopped-climate-change). Yowsah, yowsah, “A world without climate change!”

Where do you even begin, with such fat-headed hubris? A world without climate change? Hey, aren’t you guys the ones who are always clubbing us over the head with “settled science”? Do any of you have a Geology 101 textbook? Aren’t you supposed to be able to look at the rocks and tell what happened in the past? I mean, how did all those seashells wind up on the tops of mountains? What are all those whale fossils doing in the middle of the Sahara Desert? Think there might have been some climate change involved there? Don’t you bother to learn your own “science”?

So where the devil was this “world without climate change”? Oh–what’s that? It couldn’t happen until you guys came along, to make it happen? Hubris, man. That’s hubris.

Anyway, here’s how they’re gonna “stop climate change” by 2050, creating a paradise on earth.

*Solar and wind power will replace any and all other methods of generating electricity, giving us a “zero-carbon world.” See, we gotta have zero greenhouse gases by 2050, or we’re all gonna die. Or something.

*”Urbanization of everything”! Oh, peachy. No more suburbs allowed, no more cars, no more private homes, shove five families into every house–a la the Soviet Union, circa 1930. All housing will be multifamily housing, you’ll walk to work and like it, and no one, but no one, will ever be stressed out by being forced to live without space, without privacy.

Wait a minute–hasn’t that book already been written? Sure it has: The Hunger Games. They want us to live like we’re in The Hunger Games.

*Cut way back on the consumption of beef, replacing it with lots and lots of artificial food brewed up in the labs (“Soylent Green is people”) and it will taste real good, you won’t want White Castles anymore.

What do you want to bet our noble and glorious leaders, and their pet savants of Science, will continue to enjoy lavish mansions, private jets, limousines, and all the beef they can stuff into their mouths with both hands?

Boy, if we actually let them do this stuff to us–! Well, then we’d deserve it, wouldn’t we?

 

 


NY Mayor to Force ‘Meatless Mondays’

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I wonder if they should call it “Brainless Monday.” But that would imply the presence of a brain elsewhere in the week.

Demonstrating once again that there is no aspect of life so mundane, so trivial, but that Democrats lust to control it, New York Mayor “Bill De Blasio” (real name, Warren Wilhelm Jr.) has announced that he will enforce “Meatless Monday” at all the city’s public schools (https://www.dailywire.com/news/44523/nyc-mayor-bill-de-blasio-announces-meatless-emily-zanotti).

Why? Oh, come on. “To Save The Earth,” he intones. “To Keep Our Planet Green For Generations To Come.” “Because I’m a big shot and I can do whatever I like.” Oops, strike that last remark.

And so there will be “all-vegetarian menus” at all the city’s public schools on every Monday, beginning with the 2019 school year. Why does this remind me of President *Batteries Not Including scarfing down double handfuls of Kobe Beef while his wife tried to control all of the lunches at all of the schools in the country? But Saving The Planet is always “Austerity for thee, but not for me.”

Think De Blasio himself is going to go meatless every Monday? Give a convincing and coherent explanation, in 25 words or less, of why you think that, and win a genuine Al Gore T-shirt.


Shocking! ‘Bugs Bunny: the Cover-Up’

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On the morning of June 17, 1938, an insignificant little man named Humphrey Bunney walked into the 15th National Bank in Puny City, Oklahoma, and finding no one there, totally destroyed the building, then rushed out into the street and tried to shoot everyone he saw. Although he failed to hit anyone, he did give residents the scare of their lives. Within hours of his getaway, Bunney topped the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted List. But, amazingly, he was never seen again.

Except by untold millions of people all over the world!

Now it can be told: Clifton Falafel’s new book, Bugs Bunny: the Cover-Up, “will forever give readers everywhere incurable heeby-jeebies,” predicts Publisher’s Weakly. The Cleveland Fishwrap says, “Read this, and you’ll never set foot outside your house ever again!”  And TV personality Dr. Dipp says, “No one is safe! Especially you.”

Humphrey Bunney eluded capture by going underground (literally–he dug a hole and climbed into it) and re-emerging as the famous cartoon character we have come to know and love as Bugs Bunny. But while we’ve been chuckling over his antics in Loony Tunes and in the Sunday color comics, “Bugs Bunny” has been up to serious mischief. Just to name a few of his crimes documented by Mr. Falafel: the Cuban Missile Crisis, the Jimmy Carter presidency, the complete disappearance of the whole country of Czechoslovakia, and a movie called Gigli.

Published by Global Warming Press, Bugs Bunny: the Cover-Up costs a trifling $89.95 and is available wherever carbon credits are sold.

 


The Secular Humanist Apocalypse

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Alas! Woe is us! Our “global modern civilization” is going to tip over and capsize! Scientists say so, and scientists are never wrong (http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20190218-are-we-on-the-road-to-civilisation-collapse).

We get to the meat of this doom-and-gloom when we encounter a chart of “four warning signs” that our civilization is headed for the glue factory.

“Climate change.” See? Toldja we shoulda paid a carbon tax! How is government supposed to control the climate if we don’t let ’em control us?

“Inequality.” Uh, when was the last time Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, or Bernie Sanders showed up at your door with a nice big check to make you more equal to them? And with the possible exception of very small hunter-gatherer groups eking out a marginal living in the Kalahari Desert, where have we ever seen “equality”?

“Environmental impact.” Doesn’t stop ’em from paving over everything, does it? When farms get paved over for strip malls with nail salons and trendy restaurants, how is that a good thing? I remember back when local governments used to oppose this sort of thing: but the courts and the state crushed them into submission.

“Complexity.” Well, yeah, OK–who can say he completely understands today’s goings-on? Yer darn tootin’ we’re dealing with more complexity than we can handle. And who, pray tell, visited that upon us? Scientists and bureaucrats, that’s who.

So these are the four horsemen of the humanist apocalypse. No divine intervention need apply. None of this “the earth is the Lord’s” jazz. Only scientists and bureaucrats can save us now.

The authors at “BBC Future” do understand that a lot of civilizations have come and gone: they’re just trying to figure out why. Once they know why, the all-powerful government can step in to prevent collapse and we can enjoy another thousand years of Oscar nights and rap music.

On second thought…


‘Oops–No Blizzard’ (2015)

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I do realize that a lot of you have already had enough snow dumped on you to last a lifetime, and you’re sick of it; but here in central New Jersey this winter, we’ve had only a little more snow than Aruba or Tahiti.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/01/27/oops-no-blizzard/

We did it again this week. Snow was predicted. “Winter Storm Watch” went into effect. We got an email from some local government agency about “what to do after the storm”–like, y’know, in case we got snowed in for a month without electricity, without food, had to resort to cannibalism, etc.

It snowed about an inch and a half, if that much, and was almost all melted away by the next morning. So if you didn’t get around to panicking in the few hours allowed, sorry, you missed it.

Why is our nooze media always trying to stampede us?

When exactly did our weather services stop being weather services to devote themselves exclusively to stirring up panic? Is that part of their Climate Change business? Keep ’em in a panic: maybe they’ll finally give up all their freedoms in return for the government’s protection against… well, nature.

It’s so silly. But I wonder if there’s a sinister purpose behind it.


Judge Tosses Kids’ Climate Change Lawsuit

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If the tantrum doesn’t work, try a lawsuit.

You know they’re getting desperate when they recruit children to be their spokesmen.

Really–when you were seven or eleven years old, how often did it occur to you to sue the government over public policy? Uh… never? You would’ve needed some adult to put you up to it?

A federal judge in Philadelphia has thrown out a lawsuit filed in 2017 by two little boys, then aged seven and eleven, along with an “environmental group,” the Clean Air Council–like there’s anybody out there who wants dirty air–choosing not to waste time and money on their claim that they have a “right” to “a life-sustaining climate system” (https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-climatechange-lawsuit/u-s-judge-dismisses-boys-lawsuit-against-trump-climate-rollbacks-idUSKCN1Q92SA).

The Climbit Change wackos have no shame. The judge also ruled the kiddies had no standing to sue the federal government, couldn’t prove their asthma was Donald Trump’s fault for not fighting the cosmos, and that he, the judge, had no authority to dictate policy to the executive branch of the government. Other than that, it was a great lawsuit.

Do you believe any government has the power to control and customize the vast natural forces that determine the various climates of the earth? There is no “global climate,” only a host of regional and local climates.

No–what the government does have the power to do is to screw up our lives by arbitrary and dictatorial actions: you know, like they’ve done in Venezuela.

Climate change/global warming/whatever is the Far Left’s best shot at imposing some kind of all-powerful global government on the nations of the world, with themselves in charge of it. It is the most enormous hoax in human history, totally dishonest, without merit. They’re furious because President Donald Trump ain’t buyin’ it.

And now they’re manipulating children. What could be more shameful? What could be more despicable?

We’ll probably find out at next year’s Democrat Convention.


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