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Gore: Global Warming Caused Brexit

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Former Vice President Al Gore, who washed out of divinity school, has no more scientific background than your cat, and refuses to debate, now says Global Warming aka Man-Made Climate Change aka B.S. caused both Brexit and the Syrian civil war ( http://www.breitbart.com/video/2017/03/23/al-gore-global-warming-principal-cause-syrian-civil-war-brexit/ ).

Global Warming also caused Wanda Schlumpf to grow a mustache and Jasper Facehead to misplace his riding mower owner’s manual.

Gore, whose alarmist campaign has made him a gazillionaire, says the only way we can survive–or, sometimes, the only way to Save The Planet–is to set up a world government and give it absolute power over even the most minute and intimate details of our lives. Oh, and we should also give it all our money. Otherwise we’re all gonna die.

Brexit couldn’t possibly have been caused by lots of people in Britain resenting the European Union’s high-handed rules and regulations and the London elite’s obsession with becoming Citizens Of The World. Heavens no. Nor could the Syrian civil war have had anything to do with an inherently unstable, artificially constructed state finally cracking up because competing groups of homicidal maniacs couldn’t decide which of them ought to have the right to massacre the others. And certainly the imbecility of EU satraps inviting hordes of Muslim “refugees”–almost all of them able-bodied men of military age–into their countries to raise cane has nothing whatever to do with it, so help me Gore…

Nope–it’s all just some kind of global climatic determinism–

Wait, stop, I’m getting sick. I can’t stand much more of this. When this bag of crap explodes, watch out!


Boston Fines Woman, 76, $200 for not Shoveling Snow

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A 76-year-old woman on a fixed income has been fined $200 by the city of Boston for not shoveling snow from the sidewalk in front of her home ( http://www.bostonherald.com/news/local_coverage/2017/02/support_piling_up_for_retiree_hit_with_ticket ). A stranger has offered to pay the fine for her, but she says she’d rather appeal it.

I imagine there are still places where neighbors would have shoveled it for her. She made a start on the job, but when a lot of the snow turned to ice, she couldn’t finish.

Our glorious leaders may not be able to protect us from gangs of illegal aliens, but heaven help you if you can’t shovel away all your Global Warming. Boston officials appear to be uncomfortable with all the bad publicity they’re getting. Well, they deserve it.

In my own neighborhood, it’s usual for a bunch of us to pitch in and shovel for the few people who aren’t physically able to do it. No one makes a big deal about it; it’s just what we do as a matter of course. Last winter it took half a dozen of us to free Harlem’s car. He was down with cancer (he has recovered!) and couldn’t do it himself. So we did it for him, because that’s what neighbors do.

Obviously the city can’t allow the sidewalks to pile up with snow. Just as obviously, some people are unable to shovel it away without help. So you help. It shouldn’t be an opportunity for government to whack somebody.

Don’t these little tyrants in Boston have a school bake sale they can raid?


Red Pope: Reality-Challenged

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Some years ago I was on the phone with a liberal, trying to convince him that public school “sex education” had gone a lot farther than he thought, as exemplified by a certain book used in the curriculum at many schools. His clever riposte was to deny the book existed. “But I have it right here on the table, right in front of me,” I said. No dice. “There’s no such book. You’re making it up.”

Lately I’ve noticed that the flat-out denial of reality is increasingly a feature of “progressive” discourse. Just a few days ago Pope Francis I, the Red Pope, demonstrated exactly what I mean by asserting that Muslim terrorism “does not exist” ( http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/pope-francis-says-muslim-terrorism-not-exist-asserts-climate-change-real/ ).

Well, all right, he doesn’t have time for trivial problems like people getting their heads blown off by the Allahu akbar crowd. He’s too busy trying to sell Climate Change as the greatest-ever excuse for growing government and making it more powerful. He warns us to remember “what happens when we deny science and disregard the voice of nature.”

Sheesh. What ever happened to “Thus saith the Lord”? But this guy has no time for that. He’s too busy listening to “our Sister Mother Earth.”

I’m not Catholic, but I grieve for the Roman Catholic Church, saddled with a man like this for its spiritual leader.

May the Lord rebuke him.

But good!


Climate Mafia to Investigate Itself

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It’s gotten to be a regular occurrence for NOAA, an agency of the federal government funded by the defenseless taxpayer, to get caught lying and cheating to propel its “Climate Change” agenda. So now they’re gonna investigate themselves to see if they really have been lying and cheating ( http://www.ibtimes.com/climate-change-hoax-noaa-conduct-investigation-whistleblower-claims-it-exaggerated-2490910 ).

The fat was really in the fire this month when a top NOAA scientist quit his job, charging that the agency had “breached its own rules on scientific integrity when it published the sensational but flawed report, aimed at making the maximum possible impact on world leaders including Barack Obama and David Cameron at the UN climate summit in Paris in 2015.”

NOAA says it will hire “an outside party” to investigate the charges.

According to this blog’s own unreliable but extremely cool sources, the “outside party” will be Prof. Jonah McDoom, chair of the Dept. of Queer Chicano Studies at Effing University.

“Of course they didn’t do no cheating,” said Prof. McDoom, “and my investigyration will proof that NOAA hasn’t never done no lying neither. Everybody knows–well, fascists they don’t know!–that Climate Change is caused by Racism, Income Inequality, Homophobia, and White Privilege. Get rid of those and you get rid of Global Warming! But first we got to has a Carbon Tax and lots more power for the government and also put everybody in jail who voted for Trump!”


GOP Has-Beens Push for Carbon Tax

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Y’know, you can’t take your eyes off our nation’s so-called leaders for a cotton-pickin’ minute without them getting up to serious mischief.

Now it’s a bunch of Republican has-beens and wannabes, including former nonentity-in-chief Mitt Romney, calling itself “The Climate Leadership Council,” meeting with President Donald Trump’s economic advisers to urge the administration to sock the American people with a “climate tax” ( https://www.climatedepot.com/2017/02/08/old-guard-republicans-to-push-carbon-tax-at-white-house-meeting/ ).

Proposing to cut costly and foolish regulations in return for a tax on carbon dioxide emissions, these formerly important people are calling it “the climate deal everybody wants.”

Well, not quite everybody.

Dudes! Like, how many times do NASA and NOAA and all those other gaggles of “climate scientists” have to get caught red-handed, lying and cheating, inventing some data and suppressing others–I mean, it’s practically every other day now, and you still believe them? Are you that stupid?

These men deserve to be has-beens.

Fact: There is no such thing as “man-made climate change” that can be controlled by government action.

To quote the Bloomberg news article, “It is unclear how the new plan will be received by Republicans in the White House…”

Like this, I hope!


Global Warming Alert: Hell Freezing Over

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While our honest-as-the-day-is-long government “climate scientists” were reporting “record high temperatures” from places where they have no thermometers set up, one of the really hottest places in the world, the United Arab Emirates, yesterday got socked with a severe snowstorm ( http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/763080/SNOWSTORM-Middle-East-freak-weather-Arab ).

That’s because it was cold. But check out the video included in The Express’ report. It looks like Canada. On the Persian Gulf.

Meanwhile, NASA and NOAA continue their Climate Change jihad with fake temperature readings from Central Africa ( https://realclimatescience.com/2017/02/nasa-noaa-climate-data-is-fake-data/ ),  where in fact they have no data at all.

And correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Equatorial Africa, like, supposed to be kind of hot?

We need to save the planet from the people who say they’re trying to save the planet.


I Has had a Dreem

I ate me a peace of a swetter last nihgt and it “must of had” like Carpet Cleener on it or somthing becose it Gived me a wiled Dream!

I drempt Pressidint Obamma he come “back” and made A Revilution and got rid “of” Donold trump and al them biggits and Haters witch suported “him” and than Obamma he turnt “into” a god! and he made Hillery the Pressidint insted of Trump and so she Lived “in the” Wite House And gess waht? I was her Boy Freind!!! and Bil Clintin he dint Mind becose he “had” a lott of Girl Freinds!

Yes! Wow!! i was Hillery’s Boy Freind now and i got To sleap “on” the Flore rihght by her Bed! and than She sayed “Mothy” (That was Her pet “naime” for Me( come “on Up hear a Minnet” and I thinked O Man this It Is goin to be Grate! and yiu know Waht she done then??? She gived Me a Indain Burn!!! Oboy that hurt!!!

And i sayed “how Come yiu” gived Me a Indain Burn and she sayed Becose I Can!! “I wil give This hole stinkin countrie a big fat Indain Burn and yiu wil here Them howell!! And then she strated Lauhghing and she Lauhghed so Loud it waked me up and thare i was freezing and my Moth Antenners thay Had Ice in them Rihght thare in My prefesser’s Tool shed! my Teeths thay wore Chatterin “so” bad i culdnt hardly “talk” but he Wuldnt give me No more blankits becose he sayed Its Globbal Warming “and whye” shuld he waist anether Blankit?

Wel i sayed Gee but I am awffle Cold! and he “sayed” Yiu be carful Waht yiu say or I “wil have yiu up on” charges of Climbit Change Denile and yiu dont “want” evry One to think yuo are a Racist do yiu??” Wel I gess that reely Shut me up!!!

I tell yiu this eddication It is reely Hard some times!!!

 


Movie Guy: ‘We’re Doomed!’

The bigger a movie big-shot you are, I guess, the more you can mouth off.

Now it’s James Cameron–Terminator, The Abyss, Titanic, Avatar: a bunch of big movies like that can give you a really big mouth–warning us that we’re all gonna die unless we embrace the saving faith of Global Warming/Climate Change and start listening to Democrats instead of indulging in criminal follies like electing Donald Trump ( http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/29/james-cameron-on-the-trump-administration-these-people-are-insane.html ). And blah-blah-blah.

Is there any room left for doubt that Climate Change has become a species of religion? Cameron’s hooked up now with some guy named Simcha Jacobovici, last seen claiming to have found Jesus Christ’s brother’s tomb with the body still in it. That claim quietly died out for lack of proof. But if only they could put Jesus Christ away for good! Then we’d all be free to worship Mother Gaea, or Chuck Schumer, or both.

I admit to having enjoyed the first two Terminator movies. Just because Cameron is as big a fat-head as Arnold Schwarzenegger himself doesn’t mean they couldn’t make a couple of compelling movies. But I don’t think I’ll bother with any more of Cameron’s movies. I repent having contributed time and money to an artistic enterprise that helped cause this guy’s head to swell perilously close to the breaking point.


Be Careful What You Wish For

Here’s a ranting, foul-mouthed librarian and “poet” from New England walking barefoot across the country to protest Global Warming and Climate Change Denial. He found Ohio too cold to walk across, so he shifted his theater of operations to Florida.

He also hates guys playing golf.

Watch what happens after he defies the Climate Change-denying world to “Come at me! Come at me!”

It’s too bad he didn’t have time to learn wisdom before he died, and to repent; but something tells me he wouldn’t have.


Just In: ‘The March for Science’

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Well, hey, if a lot of angry foul-mouthed feminists can do it, Climate Change kooks can do it, too–a big fat march on Washington.

They’re organizing right now to “take a stand for science in politics” ( http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/01/26/first-women-now-scientists-march-washington/97079742/ ). So much for not politicizing science.

But of course what they’re really going to march for is Climate Change/Global Warming, which they like to call “facts with no alternatives,” and all the colossal Big Government action which that would entail. It’s just the same old Save The Planet crap–the biggest and best excuse lefties have ever come up with for their insatiable appetite for more and more power over regular people’s lives. Never mind it’s been repeatedly shown to be just fudged data and outright lies.

It cannot be denied that throughout earth’s history, local and regional climates change all the time. These are natural processes and no government, no matter how much power it grabs with both hands, can control them.

We can expect to see a lot of “marches” by a lot of left-wing losers over at least the next year or two.

Thankfully, we now have a president who has the courage and the common sense to ignore them. And we should, too.


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