Here’s the trouble with trying to cover all the crazy **** that’s happening, these days–you just can’t keep up. After I wrote this little essay and submitted it to Newswithviews, any number of equally daft or even crazier stories came along.
*Sigh* I just want to get back outside, back to work on my book. I’m hurtling toward a climax, but I don’t know what that climax is! Going on past experience, the Lord will show me when I’m not expecting it.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God (Ps. 14:1); but there be lots ‘n’ lots of Global Warming.
Not to worry, said a “scientist,” a few years ago: not to worry a bit! All we gotta do to Save The Planet is, like, kill ourselves.
No one hates the human race like a humanist.
If you insist on trying to see any point to Saving The Planet by wiping out humanity, that probably makes you a biggit. You are not intersectional! Chances are you are also dendritic. Or whatever.
“Oooh-ooh, wait a minute–I’ve got it! Give us total control over, like, everything!”
Leftids make no secret of who they think they are–real smart people who are entitled to be gods–and what they want to do–take over the world and rule it as gods. We normal people have a very bad habit of not understanding that they mean it.
They keep revealing themselves in uncontrollable outbursts like this one, three years ago:
Right now it’s Global Warming/Climbit Chainge to serve as the rationale for allowing them to enslave us–Saving The Planet, don’t you know. Eventually it’ll be something else.
No one is more dangerous to our liberties than those who offer us utopia.
Changing the weather… the old-fashioned way
In addition to being venal, mendacious, and vain, our world’s ruling class also seems to be going downright loony.
From one Patricia Espinosa, head honcho of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change, this astonishing remark:
“By raising our ambition of #climateaction, we are not just changing the weather, we are building a better future for us all” (https://www.wnd.com/2018/09/official-claims-u-n-regs-changing-the-weather/).
Great Caesar’s ghost.
So they’re changing the weather, are they? Impressive! It used to be you had to hire a witch to do that. But we can do better. We’ve got the dodos at the United Nations. And they’re changing the weather even as we speak.
This comes on the heels of our free and independent press, to wit The Washington Post, accusing President Donald Trump of being “complicit” in Hurricane Florence. They want to blame him for starting the hurricane in the first place, but they won’t credit him with tamping it back down to a Category 1.
If only we give these creatures fantastic new powers to control every aspect of our lives, and also hand over lots and lots more money to them, they’ll see to it that there’s no more bad weather. The Japanese government recently admonished its citizens “to go to sleep earlier” and not stay up watching TV ’cause it uses electricity. Do the people get a government bedtime story to help them into the Land of Nod?
God save us from fools who think they can save the world.
When was the last time you saw a snowscape–with giraffes?
Check out the photos in this article (https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7229712/snow-south-africa-blizzards-desert-giraffes/). Giraffes, elephants, and sable antelopes, all plodding around in heavy snow–is that a weird visual experience, or what?
Good thing they’ve stopped calling it Global Warming and shifted over to Climate Change. ‘Cause this don’t look like warmin’! Is it too late to bring back the New Ice Age scare from the 1970s?
Snow is not unknown in South Africa, but this is ridiculous.
The science is settled, eh? Like, it must be the Warming that’s causing it to snow on the giraffes and elephants.
We’re waiting to hear the globalists blame the snow on Donald Trump.
Don’t forget this little flurry that came along at the tail end of the last Democrat regime. If they’d thought of starting this around 2012, they might have made it stick: jail for everyone who won’t believe in Climbit Change.
I don’t remember how long it took Bill Nye the “Science” Guy to advance from jailing everyone who won’t listen to him to just rooting for them all to die.
These are the people who want to rule your country.
Please don’t let them.
For those who missed it, first time around, and for all of you who are new to this blog, here’s my review of Kurby the Climate Change Clam.
If you missed any part of Book Review: Kurby the Climate Change Clam, or wish to read it again. well, all right, here it is, don’t let me stop you.
I has been waching “a” Lot of dockumentry moovies latelie and “last nihght” i seen The Allagater Peeple!! it is a moovy that prooves Sciance it can Do evrything!!!
It was abote this hear Sciantist he used Genitical Engianearing to turn peeple Into allagaters and my prefesser he sayed “It was to” help peeple adupt to Globble Warming by being like Allagaters!! But them ordrinary dum peeple in The Movy thay didnt “get it””! thay just runned arond screeming all over the plaice!!
I mist some “of” It becose my Moth Antenners thay was iching somthing fearse!! and i has had have to keeep Bending “over” to Scrach them!!! Parsonly i dont “think” it wuld be so Bad to be like a Allagater as long as yiu cood stilll do Gender Studdies! Four one thing yiu culd Swim better!!
Butt of corse this Sciantist he was “way” ahed “of” his tyme and them stopid dope peeple thay “didnt”” Apreashate waht he was trying “To do” for themb!! Allso now wee know “moare” abuot how “to” mannapolate our jeans!! Thare is a Pond on campas thare isnt no allagaters in it but iff the Collidge it sets up a prajeckt to Make Allagater Peeple then thay culd live in the Pond! and my prefesser he says We “bettar Do” it fasst becose Climbit Chainge it is comming and we all “better” lurn to Swimb like Allagaters!!! and fortchunitly for us Sciance it has the ansers!!!
Those midterm elections will be here before you know it, and Democrats are counting on two years of tantrums to either swing you around to their way or else be just too disgusted to bother going to the polls.
But the Democrat Party must be destroyed, put out of business forever. And lest we forget why, sniff this little bouquet from the closing chapter of the Obama regime… and tell me how it smells to you.
Vote for us, and we’ll stop the hurricanes.
Let’s promise ourselves and each other not to stop until every last Democrat is driven out of public office, never, never, never to return.
Liberals can’t make up their minds whether they want to abort children or keep them around so they can exploit them politically. They’re addicted to both.
Having failed to get even the Ninth Circuit Court to uphold their Climate Change jihad, the Left has started another fire in another courtroom, this time with a lawsuit filed by 21 children in a federal court in Oregon, presided over by a left-wing wacko judge, claiming that the kiddies have a Constitutional right (!) to “a sustainable environment,” whatever the deuce that means (https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/08/02/kennedy-retires-supreme-court-lets-climate-change-case-proceed/).
The U.S. Supreme Court has ruled to allow this exceptionally broad and nebulous lawsuit to continue, while warning the loopy judge in Oregon not to let it get out of hand. Which only means it will, and then they’ll have to step in and stop it.
Using children as human shields in any public controversy: I learned to loathe that tactic when I was a local news reporter in the 1970s. Every time the teachers’ union wanted more money, they trotted out the little kiddies to plead tearfully for their sainted teachers–who were already making several times the salaries earned by the poor sods who had to pay the school tax, plus three months off in the summer. There is something alarmingly abnormal about any child who doesn’t want to see a teachers’ strike and get a break from school.
Anyhow, this is what leftids always do. When you’ve got no facts to support your position, no truth that you can tell, it’s time to throw the children into the breach.
They’ll do it every time.