Did He Really Say… This?

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.)

So now we have video of a man whom our nooze media call the president saying, and we quote, “My butt’s been wiped.”

What?

Of course, now the Dems are saying that he never said this, the sound got distorted somehow, he isn’t really ga-ga.

If he did say it, it has nothing to do with anything that was happening around him at the moment. He’d just come back to the White House after a weekend at home in Delaware.

So who wiped his butt, and when did he wipe it? To paraphrase Richard Nixon, “Your president is not a kook.” Except he is.

Do you honestly believe that this dotard who spent the whole campaign lurking in his cellar really and truly had 80 million people vote for him?

Let’s see the rallies, Joe.

And that’s all I’m going to say about this–hardly in the best of taste.

Biden: More School, More School!

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(Actually, I think I’d like this toy. And it’d be more useful than a degree in Superhero Studies.)

America is already reeling under the burdensome folly that says that Everybody has to go to college. Now a man who claims to be president says 12 years of public school is not enough, we’ve gotta raise it to 14 (https://www.newsweek.com/joe-biden-not-making-14th-grade-1599844).

The dodderer’s $1.8 trillion “American Families Plan”–that’s rich–will include free! two years of junior college!

We’ve gotta do this because, he said, 12 years in school just isn’t enough anymore, the rest of the world has “caught up to us” and will out-educate us–

Great balls o’ fire. If you can’t out-educate America’s colleges, you have no business being a country in the first place! How many foreign countries, do you think, are spending trillions of dollars to collect millions of students with degrees in Gender Studies? If Biden thinks his buddies in Red China are doing that, he has about another 50 thinks coming… or however many he needs to get it right.

Is the end game here to keep people in the freakin’ classroom till they’re 35? Or 40?

It would be more humane–and lots cheaper–just to offer diplomas free inside a box of Froot Loops.

Good News: IRS Backs Down

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You may remember that the Infernal Revenue Service last month refused to grant tax-exempt status to a non-profit group, Christians Engaged. I’ll give you the incredible reason for that decision in a minute.

This week the IRS reversed itself–because most of the nation was outraged over it–and granted tax-exempt status to the Christian group (https://www.newsmax.com/politics/irs-christians-engaged-tax/2021/07/08/id/1027891/).

Why did they refuse to do that in the first place?

Because…”The Bible’s teaching is affiliated with the Republican Party”! (https://leeduigon.com/2021/06/21/who-knew-the-irs-is-ignorant/).

We are not told which particular idiot wrote that ruling. But we are thankful that the IRS reversed itself… after Republicans in Congress formally objected to it.

Who knew the Bible was based on the ideology of the Republican Party, which didn’t even come into existence until almost 2,000 years after the Bible was written? Uh, this Far Left ninny in the IRS “knew” that. I wonder what else he or she “knows.”

Really, if the GOP is the best the Bible can do, it’s time to go back to the drawing board.

Meanwhile, some jackass in the IRS has succeeded in branding his own beloved Democrats as the Anti-Bible Party.

I don’t think we can quarrel with that.

Colorado Mayor Bans Pledge of Allegiance

Silverton, Colorado, population 550, has made the national nooze this week! Surely for the first time in its history.

The mayor of the small town decided, all on his own with no input from the town council (they call them “trustees”), to “suspend”–meaning “ban”–the saying of the Pledge of Allegiance at public meetings (https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/pledge-of-allegiance-canceled-in-colorado-town-by-mayor-citing-threats/).

Where does he think he is? And who does he think he is?

A group of citizens, including one of the trustees, stood up and recited the pledge regardless. The mayor said he’d have them kicked out of the meeting if they did it again. ‘Cause they have a “one-strike policy.” Sounds like a substitute for thinking.

Why did the mayor ban the pledge?

Well, he said it was “divisive,” and cited various unnamed and undescribed “threats” inspired by the recitation of the pledge. That sounds like tommyrot to me. Does that sound like tommyrot to you?

Why should America be the host of parasites that hate her and want to bring her down? And say so! What other country does that? Some of these leftids ought to shuffle off to Pakistan and try their tricks out there.

Hating America should automatically bar you from governing as much as a square inch of America.

My Newswithviews Column, June 24 (‘Mocking the Left’)

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They exalt themselves as The Smartest People In The World.

But they’re really idiots.

Mocking the Left

Forget trying to be “winsome.” These people are the servants of evil. If you take away their awesome power to murder millions of victims, all that’s left is pompous, silly, funny stuff. It deserves to be laughed at.

Sit there just listening, and you’ll wind up in a concentration camp.

Who Knew the IRS Is Ignorant?

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Christians Engaged, a group of Texas Christians, applied to the Infernal Revenue Service for tax-exempt status… and got turned down.

You’ll never guess why.

According to the IRS, the Christian group can’t be tax-exempt because “the Bible’s teaching is affiliated with the Republican Party” (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/irs-denies-texas-based-christian-group-tax-exempt-status-claims-bibles-teachings-affiliated-gop/).

Hmm… The Republican Party was founded in 1854. That’s about 1,800 years later than the newest sections of the Bible. You can say Republican thought tries to follow the Bible–but you can’t say the Bible is a GOP document. Unless you’re an ignoramus.

Yo! If the Bible is Republican, what does that make you Democrats? The Anti-Bible Party? Well, some of us have long suspected that. A party devoted to the energetic promotion of evil. Do you guys get hives if you’re exposed to holy water?

Hey, you’re sayin’ it, not us. Bible bad! Donald Trump wrote it!

The IRS has branded you the Anti-Bible Party.

Now maybe you’ll understand why we insist the IRS has too much power and needs its ears pinned back.

Really. If the best the Bible can do is the Republican Party, that’s nothing much to be proud of.

 

‘John Kerry’s Bible Blooper’ (2015)

When he’s not running around trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons, or confiscate people’s air conditioners to stop Climbit Change, former presidential candidate John “Doofus” Kerry is hallucinating about things he thinks are in the Bible.

John Kerry’s Bible Blooper

Why do leftids pretend they read the Bible? It’s obvious they’ve never read it. But in their humanist religion, it’s a sign of great wisdom to babble and prate about things they don’t understand.

God help our country, preyed upon by such as these.

‘NY Governor: “I’m Undocumented”‘ (2018)

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He’s here illegally. He said so.

This is one of those preposterous lies Democrats like to tell, the kind that takes a real gift of ignorance to believe.

Do we understand by now that Andrew Cuomo needs to be put away–for his own good, and New York’s?

NY Governor: ‘I’m Undocumented’

Why would he even say a thing like this, unless there was something wrong with him?

But then Democrats never have to account for anything they say or do.

Parent Demands Schools Cut Links to BLM

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Well, gee whiz! I mean, just because they’re a bunch of communists and race hustlers who teach kids to hate themselves, each other, and their country, does that really mean the public schools shouldn’t be in bed with “Black Lives Matter”?

A parent in Palm Beach County, Florida, has hired a lawyer to demand that his local school district cut the links between BLM’s website and its own (https://www.bizpacreview.com/2021/05/25/parent-puts-palm-beach-co-school-board-on-legal-warning-to-remove-blm-from-district-website-1078863/).

Parents with kids in Palm Beach County schools are already up in arms over a school board “mission statement” to purge “white advantage.”

Gov. DeSantis has pledged an end to “critical race theory” in Florida’s public schools. “CRT” teaches that America is an evil racist no-good stinkin’ country and all white people are evil no-good stinkin’ racists. The governor thinks that’s an insult to the taxpayers.

Pushback has to begin somewhere, and lately it’s popped up in many places throughout the country.

It’s probably very unlikely that the Palm Beach County schools will stop abusing the taxpayers. After all, they already think BLM’s foaming-at-the-mouth racial hatred is a good thing; and no one forced them to adopt their “mission statement.” These are evil people purposely doing evil things. It’s a very, very bad idea to allow them any access to anyone’s children.

People, if you can’t take the racists out of the school board, take your children out of the schools.

‘Arne Duncan: Boycott Schools Till Gun Laws Change’ (2018)

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Note the professionally printed sign. “Protest” is a thriving industry.

When my father was a boy, teenagers brought their guns to school so they could have a little target practice on the way home. They didn’t do that when I was in high school; but there was no such thing as a “school shooting.”

Now it seems we have them all the time. And the only response any liberal can think of is to strip law-abiding citizens of the means of self-defense.

Arne Duncan: Boycott Schools Till Gun Laws Change

Arne Duncan was Secretary of Education under President *Batteries Not Included. He had a lot of stupid ideas about education, and who can say which one was the most foolish.

But be careful what you wish for, Arne! If the American people ever realize they can get along without public education, Far Left Crazy will shrivel up and die.