California Decrees ‘Gender-Neutral’ Toys

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Why do they have to drag our children into their creepy politics?

[Thanks to Elder Mike for the nooze tip]

California Gov. Gavin Newsom, the slimiest man in North America, wants to be president of the United States. In case Jobydin comes up snake-eyes. Hey, he’s done such a great job on California!

One of the Golden State’s most recent capers, signed into law by Slimy, is legislation requiring toy stores to have a special section for “gender-neutral toys” or else face up to a $500 fine (

Now they want to run the toy stores.

I’m not so sure I know what “gender-neutral” toys are. My brother and sister and I all played with our Lincoln Logs, modeling clay, stuffed toys, building blocks–no room to list ’em all. My sister had a lovely six-gun and holster (we have the home movies): I am sure the clerk at the toy store never said to my father, “Now, you’re gonna let only boys play with this, right? No girls!”

If people would just mind their own cotton-pickin’ business–!

But wait, there’s more!

They’ve also passed a law requiring parents to “affirm” (God defend us!) “a child’s ability to determine their (?? bad grammar alert) gender independent of their parents’ desire…” Now plain fact is rewritten as mere “desire”? Well, of course! To do otherwise would be “the antithesis of modern thinking.”

So that’s modern thinking, is it? Where do I dump it?

So… shall we let Slimy Newsom do to all America what he’s been doing to California?

Not that any of the other Dems is any better.


No, It’s Not a Satire… It’s All Too Real

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson speaks during a press conference at City Hall, Wednesday Aug. 2, 2023. (Antonio Perez/Chicago Tribune/Tribune News Service via Getty Images)

You asked for him, folks… And now you’ve got him.

The mayor of Marlboro used to asked me, “Can’t you write stories about good government in action?” And I’d answer, “Sorry! Can’t find any.”

But check this out. It’s happening now.

Overrun with illegal border-jumpers (excuse the tautology), the Far Left Democrat mayor of Chicago decreed the construction of a vast new “tent city”–for which he’s being sued by mostly black residents of Brighton Park, ground zero for the tent city ( Sort of a NIMBY thing–“Not In My Back Yard.”

But before the suit could be heard, the state stepped in and shut down the project–because it turns out they were building it on top of a toxic landfill!

“The soil is safe as long as you don’t eat it,” said somebody in charge.

(Oh, boy, when things go wrong–!)

Really, you ought to win some sort of prize for that much corruption and incompetence. If only we could find some practical use for it!

John Kerry’s Own ‘Emissions’

Best known for spouting tommyrot out his mouth, John “Lurch” Kerry brought his other end into play recently, cutting a hefty slab of cheese while pontificating on a panel of globalist yang-yangs.

(“Fart-like noise” is putting it disingenuously.)

So there he is, demanding some kind of global government that’d be “taking away those things that are killing people day by day”–like air conditioning, affordable cars, refrigerators, etc.

And then… Pop goes the weasel.

Can you believe that this morlock was almost president once? He’s got a private jet, a limo, a yacht, and mansion–and he wants to take away your gas stove! God defend us, who do these people think they are?

If he had everything his way, there’d be no more middle class. Just multitudes of downtrodden peasants, with a teeny-tiny Far Left ruling class up on top of the pyramid running the concentration camps.

Living in Stupidworld: New Episode

Councilman Shaun Abreu

Another goofy thing for us to “celebrate”!

Calloo, callay, O frabjous day! New York City has made it against the law, a criminal offense, to “discriminate” against anyone on the basis of height or… weight (

So fat is in! Obesity joins the throng of protected classes. “Vegan” Mayor Eric Adams took time out from beating his head against the wall of the city’s illegal alien crisis to sign this booshwa into effect. He doesn’t think there’s any connection between your weight and your general state of health. Then he imposes “plant-based” dreary prison meals on New York City schoolchildren and brags about losing 35 pounds. The guy is all over the place.

Now they’re hinting that if you go to, say, a community college and you’re too fat to fit behind any of the desks… whee-ha! You can sue the school! And the school can rush out and buy a couple hundred XXXL desks, just to accommodate you. Who knows? The next person through the door might be too tall for the desks they have. Better buy a few hundred more.

Why is it like we’re governed by escaped mental patients? Oops! Betcha I broke a “law” there, saying that. Let me rephrase it: “governed by babbling kooks.”

Can we afford their vision of Utopia? Where no one, ever–except for Christians, white men who like women, conservatives, and people who eat meat–will feel the desperate wretchedness of not getting what they want. We’re gonna need more lawyers to handle all the lawsuits. “Just because I’m four-foot-nine, they won’t let me play pro basketball!” “I can’t fit into this car! Recall 30 million of ’em and redesign ’em Plus-Size!”

According to the Center for Disease Control–an agency of the federal government, but we’re going to listen to it anyway–42 percent of Americans are “obese.” (We are not sure how they define the term.)

But it can’t have any effect on your health. Just ask the mayor.



‘Dare to Be Nuts’ (2020)

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Three years have gone by, and there are still positions in the government open to certifiable lunatics. And idiots, too!

Dare to Be Nuts

You think it can’t be done? Ha! Ask around Congress: you’ll think you’re lost in space! Some of these people would put their pants on backwards if you let them. And then there’s the administration itself!

Make sure you’ve got the papers to prove you’re crazy–and then get busy. These days there’s always room for another nut in government.

Can You Believe This ****?

Alejandro Mayorkas' Vision for the DHS, Immigration Reform | Time

What circus did this clown quit to join the government?

(I wasn’t going to write any nooze today, but this just has to be mentioned.)

The Biden gang’s border chief, Alejandro Mayorkas, has instructed border patrol agents to address border-jumpers by their “preferred pronouns” (

What else do you need to know about the crowd of clowns currently operating what we laughingly refer to as our government? What’s next? Make sure you use woke pronouns when you arrest an armed robber?

Let me outta here.

‘Are You Getting Angry Yet?’ (2019)

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This was written before our country had three years of choking on Biden and the Democrats. Please note it was perfectly fine for Democrats to spend every day of those three years trying to overturn the 2016 presidential election. People who are not Democrats are under criminal indictment for doing that!

Are You Getting Angry Yet?

We are richly endowed with things to make us angry: Biden & Co. come up with new ones every day. Yes, we know there are puppeteers behind the scenes. We pray God will smite them. Or at least load them up with enough hubris to sink them to the bottom.

NJ School District Bans Halloween

Halloween Costume & Parade | Forest Hill Elementary School

Banned! in South Orange, no fun allowed! For your own good, of course… Big Brother knows best.

Where do they get these dindles who wind up running our public education system? Where is it written than only drips, pills, and ninnies need apply?

The Superintendent of the South Orange and Maplewood School District, in New Jersey,  has banned Halloween–no costumes, no in-class cupcakes, no fun! He says he does this because fun stuff like Halloween may “exacerbate inequality” and anyway shut up already, he’s “promoting an inclusive school” (, yatta-yatta, blah-blah-blah.

And behind the silly simp of a superintendent, they’ve got an Assistant Superintendent of Access and Equity. What the hell is that? Do you still wonder why your school taxes are so perishin’ high?

This jidrool in South Orange is so far out there on the left, even our Far Left Loony governor has publicly denounced him. (Yeahbut, yeahbut! Some kids’costumes might be nicer than others’! That would be inequality! And sadness. Oh, dear…!) The kids’ parents don’t seem too happy about it, either.

But as long as you stay in the public schools, this is the crapola you’re going to get. This is what they are. And they’re too far gone to change.

Get out while you can.

Military Service Makes You… Fat?

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You’re never too fat to surrender!

Are America’s military personnel too fat for their own good?

Dig this: according to a study by the American Security Project, almost seven out of ten of our troops, 68%, are “overweight or obese” (–which could be a problem, in case of war.

The American Medical Assn. says the “body mass index” is a flawed measurement and not worth much as a guide to policy. Oh, goody–so there’s nothing to worry about here, is there?

They don’t let you join the military if you’re already too fat to pass the physical; but apparently our soldiers and sailors, et al, have been gaining weight after they join. The rate of weight gain among the troops, says the study, has doubled in the past decade.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Climbit Change! White supremacy! With prombles like these to deal with, who has time to address obesity? Not our Joint Chiefs of Staff.

Whatever happened to the 50-mile hike in combat gear?

Just askin’.

EV Bus Catches Fire

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A wee pot-hole on the road to Utopia

Britain now has EV (battery-powered) buses. It also has “Clean Air Zones” where regular people aren’t allowed to drive regular cars. Put ’em together and waddaya got?

Well, as so often happens, one of those EV buses blew up–for no apparent reason– caught fire, and spewed vast clouds of toxic black smoke into the air. So much for the Clean Air Zone (

God help us, the whole world is governed by thieves, liars, villains, and psychotics. Hence this whole EV idiocy. Their components are dangerously toxic and hard to dispose of, and they seem to have a real gift for bursting into flame when you least expect it.

These people will not leave us alone until they’ve made The Hunger Games a reality.