“When you’re alone and life is makin’ you lonely, you can always go–downtown!” Just remember to wear galoshes.
If you’ve been thinking it’s only San Francisco that does that thing with the human feces on the sidewalk, think again. Now it’s Denver, too (https://denver.cbslocal.com/2019/11/08/feces-prostitutes-needles-jawaid-bazyar-curtis-street-business/).
A Denver businessman has been fined by the city for not cleaning up the feces outside his store: we suppose he can be thankful they’re on the outside, not the inside. He says it’s the city that’s not enforcing the law against taking a dump on a public sidewalk (and who ever dreamed we’d ever need such a law?), so why should he go out and provide unpaid public sanitation every day? A municipal judge will soon decide who’s got to do it.
We must ask: Can people literally not see what government by liberals does to the places they govern? Do they think what happened to Venezuela was an accident? Do they think it’s the natural order of things, to have to wear galoshes whenever you have to go downtown? Why in the world is the Democrat Party still in business?
Honk if you like what they’ve done to San Francisco and Denver and can hardly wait for them to do it to your city.
The city’s sidewalks are heaped with human feces, rats are running free, homeless people everywhere you look–
And what San Francisco really needs is a 60-by-30-foot mural of an angry Swedish teenager, elevated to the status of a universal scold who demands that the world’s governments TAKE ACTION to stop catastrophic Climate Change before it kills us all–in just twelve years or so (https://time.com/5723241/greta-thunberg-mural-san-francisco/).
What a privilege it is, to live in an era when the whole world can be fishwifed by some kid. Sixty feet high, this portrait is. Once upon a time we didn’t do such things in America. They were only done in the Soviet Union and Red China. Far Left Crazy has moved to San Francisco.
They just won’t drop the ball on this, will they? Climate Change! Global Warming! Only an all-powerful global government can save us!
And so Greta glowers down on us from the side of a tall building, her “How dare you?” challenge ringing down the endless corridors of political inanity.
And anybody who doesn’t like it is a “hater.” And “anti-science.” Because we ignore the demands of such prominent Climate Scientists as Mickey Mouse and Harry Potter–yes, those names were on the Declaration of Climate Emergency.
I can hardly wait to vote for Donald Trump again.
Is there a state that’s short a governor?
I keep asking myself how long this crazy stuff can go on; and I don’t know the answer.
The March of Lunacy
Why do we have a “transgender” movement? Was there some kind of demand for it? Really? Why do you get kicked out of your job for saying only women can give birth to babies?
Why does the government tell you how many points your high school football team’s allowed to score? Why does the governor of New York insist there were no hurricanes until we came along with our SUVs and created Climate Change?
Who thinks it’s a good idea to keep the crazies in the driver’s seat?
The sane alternative? Nah….
A few days ago, I caught myself thinking, “Now I know why the Democrats have trotted out this whole parade of goofs, kooks, and socialist weirdos as presidential candidates! It’s so Hillary Clinton can come galloping to the rescue at the last minute–‘It’s okay, I’m here, you don’t have to nominate one of those!’ She will be offered to us as the sane alternative.”
Check that. ‘Cause now Hillary has come up with a new excuse for losing the 2016 election. And it’s a doozy.
She now attributes her loss to “flashing videos” (now you see ’em, now you don’t) on “the dark web” that turned the stupid voters against her (https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/24/hillary-clinton-flashing-videos-dark-web/). These videos, she explained, are such that “nobody can find them, but you’re going to see them and you’re going to see that person [the subject of the video: to wit, her] doing these horrible things.”
Oh, well… she’s no saner than Beto.
Read all about it on the dark web.
Just call me “Pierre”!
“Pierre Delecto”–nothing fake-sounding about that name, is there? Pierre uses Twitter to attack President Donald Trump and not-president Newt Gingrich. Pierre has also consistently defended and praised Sen. Mitt Romney, the Republican weanie who lost to Obama, moved to Utah, and got elected to the Senate, where he has appointed himself an anti-Trump gadfly.
Oops, hold it–turns out Pierre Delecto is Mitt Romney. It’s a Twitter alias. (https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2019/10/senator_pierre_delecto_ends_the_career_of_senator_mitt_romney.html). Kinda lets the air out of those “Well, I think Mitt Romney is a great American and a lion of the Senate!” comments. “Pierre Delecto.” Sheesh. I’m sure I don’t want to know what’s going on inside that guy’s head.
On the Mordor side of the Aisle, Congresswoman Katie Hill–Democrat from California, impeachment circus spear-carrier–is in a bit of hot water for roping a young female aide into a sexual affair with her and taking nude photos of herself brushing the younger woman’s hair ( https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/10/21/kompromat-nude-photos-of-democrat-katie-hill-multiple-affairs-swirling-around-congresswoman-threaten-to-undermine-impeachment/). It’s against House of Representatives rules to carry on with your staffers. But it’s probably okay if you’re a Democrat.
Do you think Professor Moriarty or Dr. Fu Manchu would ever be so clumsy as to have nude photos taken of themselves, and then let them slip out into the public domain?
They’re governing our country.
God help us.
Gov. Noisesome–er, Newsome–with his public policy adviser
Well, from now on, there is free lunch in California–free school lunch, that is. Free for all the kiddies whether their families pay the school lunch fee or not. This is thanks to a new law called–get your barf bag ready–“Creating California For All.” What the dickens does that mean?
And as icing on the cake, once again we see adults taking their marching orders from a child: in this case, a 9-year-old boy who “drew attention” to the disgraceful practice of “lunch shaming.” ( https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/california-lunch-shaming-bill-meals) Like, if you don’t pay your lunch fee, you have to eat an “alternative lunch.” They make it sound like the kids are forced to eat carpet beetles. Anyway, says the governor, Gavin Noiseome–oops: Newsome–“this amazing young man” (suddenly everything is “amazing”, have you noticed that?) saved up his allowance until he had $74.80 to pay for his classmates’ lunches and it was an “honor” for the governor to meet him.
Disregarding whether we believe in this, er, performance or not, don’t you find it more than just a little creepy, the way they’re all trotting out children now to make political points? Really, the more I think about that story, the less I believe it.
Question: If the state of California is going to provide free school lunch for all, why should anybody pay their lunch fees?
And Bernie sez it’ll be free lunch in all the schools in America if we totally lose our minds and elect him president. Stay tuned for some other Democrat to offer free supper, too.
Back off, peasants! No steak for you!
Let’s see if we’ve got this straight.
All the Democrat presidential wannabes are on record as supporting The Green New Deal. Check.
The Green New Deal sez beef is bad and cow farts lead to Climate Change, so we’ve got to give up beef. Check.
All 17 candidates descended on Iowa last weekend for the Iowa Democrat Steak Fry, where they consumed 10,500 steaks. Uh, not check.
Ooh-ooh, wait a minute! We forgot for a moment. Democrat big shots don’t propose that they give up steak. Oh, no. They propose that you give up steak. Good heavens. They keep buying costly beachfront palaces: obviously they don’t believe the Rising Sea Levels will rise over their beaches.
They also want you to eat bugs and try to get into cannibalism.
So there they are in Iowa scarfing down thousands and thousands of steaks, which they want to forbid to you.
It saddens me to think that whatever idiot these hypocrites nominate, tens of millions of Americans will vote for him or her next year. Will it be Francis “Beto” “Dung for Brains” O’Rourke, with his “mandatory gun buy-back”–totally against the Second Amendment, law of the land and all that? Or Cory “Spartacus” Booker, whose eyes tear up when he talks about “hate”–but only if it’s in the form of opposition or criticism of any Far Left Crazy project.
They’ll take away your steak and eat it in front of you.
It wouldn’t be so bad to be governed by idiots, if only they were good at it; but to be ruled by crazy idiots, well, that’s a bit too much.
Like, there would be no “diversity” anywhere, unless liberals in power deliberately created it? Really? But I once actually interviewed some jidrool from Canada’s federal Human Rights Commission who said the government ought to decide who your friends are–because people just aren’t “diverse” or “inclusive” enough in their choice of friends. It shouldn’t be left up to them.
He wasn’t kidding.
And neither am I.
The other Democrats are even worse.
If idiotic statements were literature, Joe Biden would be Shakespeare.
This week the former vice president, now seeking the Democrat presidential nomination, said his proposed child tax credit would put “720 million women” back to work (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-gaffe-put-720-million-women-in-workforce). Honestly, you could fill a very thick book with the loopy things he says.
Nevertheless, if he gets the nomination because the rest of the two dozen candidates are even sillier than he is, tens of millions of people will vote to give him custody of the nuclear missile launch codes. That is a very bad argument for having elections at all. I mean, what if he were to win? The Voter Fraud Party will do everything in its power, lawful or otherwise–mostly otherwise–to make sure he does.
P.S.–Just in case you went to public school, or currently attend a university, the population of the United States is around 330 million, half of whom are men. This esoteric information is cunningly concealed in the last census.
A friend of mine once told me he wanted to get into politics “because there it’s okay to talk about yourself a lot.”
Joe Biden, leading the pack of dervishes vying for the 2020 Democrat presidential nomination, has lived by those words. And then some. Brother, does this guy talk about himself–and the stories he tells!
A few days ago he “remembered” an incident from the 1960s in which he faced down and buffaloed four black gang members, led by a notorious character known as “Corn Pop” (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/09/15/delaware-2017-joe-biden-recounts-wrapping-chain-gang-leader-corn-pop/). He says these guys were waiting for him with razors, but when he threatened to “wrap a chain” around Corn Pop’s head, they backed down.
Biden says this happened while he was “the only white lifeguard” at a public swimming pool in a black neighborhood–where, as one commenter on the story observed, they always have chains lying around in handy places, in case you need one to scare off some gang-bangers. Another commenter referred to the tale as “Biden’s Negro Summer Safari Adventure.” It doesn’t look like a lot of people are taking this seriously.
It’d be funny if we didn’t know that millions of dits will vote for this guy if he becomes the nominee. “Ooooh! Did you hear how he stood up to those gangstas? That’s the kind of tough leadership America needs!”
There are other details to this story that might be of interest, but for the sake of decency I have left them out. You can always get the whole thing by clicking the link.
Meanwhile, this is the palooka who said, “We choose truth over facts.”
With Democrats, facts are always optional.