So We Should All Cheat?

The politics of, by and for rent-seekers - Telegraph India

Boss Tweed had nothing on this bunch today.

Someone–I forget whom, I read a lot–has said Donald Trump is making a serious mistake in pitching his candidacy to the voters instead of setting up his own operations for ballot harvesting and ballot curing. As long as Democrats cheat and Republicans don’t, the commentator said, the GOP will never win another national election.

I hadn’t even heard of “ballot curing” until just a few days ago. It’s not allowed in 26 of 50 states. (They give you a few days to “cure” or correct minor defects on your ballot, such as mismatched signatures… like suddenly you had a totally different handwriting.)

So we have to cheat to beat the cheaters? Well, obviously we can’t just sit there and let Democrats devour the country and destroy it. If we can’t stop the cheating, then what’s there to do but out-cheat the cheaters?

But boy, oh, boy–where does that leave us? Now there’s not even a hope of an honest or fair election. The Roman Republic reached this point and wound up with the Caesars. The legislature was broken. Their elections were street fights. Every cheap little political thug wanted to be the big boss.

I can’t say the commentator was wrong; but if he wasn’t, then that’s a really fine state of affairs, isn’t it? Shame on us for letting it go that far. But we were busy living our ordinary lives while the reprobates in power plotted to get more by any means, fair or foul. Mostly foul.

Stand up for us, O God: and give us what we need to stand up for you. In Jesus’ name, Amen.

‘Are You Getting Angry Yet?’ (2019)

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Are You Getting Angry Yet?

So there we were, three years after the 2016 election–and the Democrats were still trying to deny it and overturn it. But somehow if we refer to the Big Steal of 2020, that makes us Threats To Democracy.

You could cut the hypocrisy with a knife. It only gets thicker and thicker as the year goes on.

If Democrats didn’t have a double standard, they’d have no standard at all.

I hope they run Hillary again in 2024. Just to give us the pleasure of defeating her again.

‘Nooze & Politics: It’s Bloomberg’ (2019)

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In 2019 the potential Democrat candidate for president who scared me most was Michael Bloomberg, owner of Bloomberg News, who’d recently finished a 12-year stint as mayor of New York City without leaving it a shambles.

Nooze & Politics: It’s Bloomberg

Remember? Bloomberg spent half a billion (!) dollars on the primaries, with nothing to show for it but a couple of delegates from Guam.

I was afraid of Bloomberg because he combined administrative competence with way out-to-lunch social engineering schemes. Banning soda, banning salt, for example. He believed the chief use of taxation was to make people behave as the government wants them to behave. And of course he was for open borders.

In light of what we wound up getting, Bloomberg couldn’t possibly have been anything but better. But when cheating is rewarded with impunity, you know the Biden family won’t be far behind.

McConnell: 7% Approval Rating

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Why is this man smiling?

I try not to be tedious with pure politics–but when was the last time you saw a Senate Minority Leader with a 7% approval rating? But that’s where Sen. Mitch McConnell’s standing (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022/11/14/record-low-7-voters-view-mitch-mcconnell-favorably/).

Seven percent–yeesh! He’s practically radioactive. Within his own party, nationwide, McConnell (R-KY) scores only 18%. He’s due to seek re-election to his post this week, but a lot of senators want to put it off until they see how Herschel Walker does in his runoff election in Georgia. Since 2021 McConnell has been hovering between 8 and 11 percent.

Let me first say one good thing about him: Mitch McConnell blocked *Batteries Not Included from naming that dindle Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court. We wound up stuck with him as head of the Dept. of, uh, “Justice.” That’s bad enough; but a seat on the Supreme Court is for life. So thank you for that, Senator McConnell.

That being said, he didn’t exactly go full-throttle in helping Republicans in last week’s midterm elections. One gets a strong sense that he’s content with being Number Two in a two-party system. And Democrat shyster Chuck Schumer is already courting him as a potential ally. Heaven forbid.

It’s flaming obvious that Republicans need a new leader in the Senate. No candidate seems to have emerged as yet. Could it be that the Republicans have simply run out of leadership material?

Sure looks like it.

 

Trump Vs. DeSantis–Stop It and Behave Yourselves!

A composite image of Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis and Donald Trump.

Our Free & Independent Democrat nooze media have been cackling merrily over friction between President Donald Trump and Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. It seems they’ve been taking pot-shots at each other… and the Far Left just loves it.

With all due respect–guys, cut it out! What’s the matter with you? We have to save our country, and we need both of you to do it! I mean, are you crazy? If one of you knock the other off, who benefits but Democrats? Maybe you can even destroy each other politically. That would solve a host of problems for the Bad Guys.

Ron and Don, you’ve got to work together–starting now! Save the fighting, save the ego tripping, till after the Democrat Party is dead, cremated, and its ashes scattered over Washington. Like, we just outvoted these villains by six million votes–and we still don’t get anything to show for it? How can that be?

We need both of you, so stop trying to topple one another. Anyone would think George Soros put a spell on you. Just stop it, okay!

And work together to win all the marbles in 2024. It may be our last chance to save our country.

*THIS* Is Our President??

Consider this quote by a man who is supposedly the president of the United States of America.

“There’s nothing special about being an American. None of you can define for me what an American is.”

I’m sitting here speechless. The day before Election Day, and this mummy says he doesn’t know what an American is? Just how far out to lunch is he?

For how long will we allow ourselves to be governed by persons who not only despise us, but don’t even know who we are? Can he find this country on a map? Does he look out on a busy street and think he’s looking at Beijing?

Words fail me.

‘The Future of Democracy’ (Oh, Please!)

Photos of Joe Biden Eating Ice Cream

Here he is in one of his increasingly rare lucid intervals.

Crapmeister-in-Chief SloJo Biden last night warned Americans that “the future of democracy” is on the line in next week’s midterm elections (https://www.haaretz.com/us-news/2022-11-03/ty-article/update-5-biden-warns-election-deniers-pose-threat-blames-trump/00000184-3ad0-d46d-ab96-bafb924b0000).

SloJo launched a pre-emptive strike on “election deniers,” them being such a mortal threat to democracy and all. Here’s how I interpret it:

“We’ve gotta keep our power, we’ve gotta win these elections, so of course we’re cheating, we couldn’t possibly win if we didn’t–and come Nov. 9, any Republican who accuses us of cheating is A Threat To Democracy!”

Tens of millions of us are convinced the 2020 election was rigged to put Biden in the White House. Hmmm… If it were 51% of us who thought so, wouldn’t “democracy” require that to be the official position?

Lessee, what do you suppose really is a greater threat to our republic? (They keep calling it a “democracy,” but it isn’t. The Constitution guarantees each state in the union a republican form of government.) People saying the 2020 election was something less than honest… or runaway inflation, feckless foreign policy, massive governmental corruption, transgender mania, zillions of illegals rushing over our un-enforced southern border, Critical Race Theory in our schools… or Dodderin’ Joe himself and the idiots with which he is surrounded?

Take all the time you need to think about it.

Mrs. Bates for U.S. Senate!

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Mrs. Athalia Bates, best known as Norman Bates’ mother in Psycho, is running for re-election to the Senate. The long-time Democrat has been a fixture in the Senate since 1960, when a local funeral home mysteriously “lost” her.

“The fact that she is dead is something that only a bigoted Republican steeped in liveism would ever hold against her,” said Mark Kardz, Democrat Party strategist. “She never committed those murders! Her son did–and he’s better now.

“Everybody knows that dead people are a major component of our party’s voting base–and who better than Mrs. Bates to represent them? And you didn’t hear it from me, but Athaliah Bates taught V.P. Kamala Harris everything she knows! And not only that: President Biden plays pinochle with her every other night. And she always wins!”

The secret of Mrs. Bates’ success, he said, “Is that she fits right in! She’s sort of our party personified. Everything you would ever expect from a Democrat, you get from Mrs. Bates.”

It has not yet been decided which state Mrs. Bates will represent. It’s usually California, “But New York is making a serious pitch for her this year,” said Kardz.

Hillary: GOP Stole 2024 Election!

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Smartest woman in the world. Just ask Dracula.

Hillary Clinton has demanded a Congressional investigation of the 2024 presidential election.

“The Republicans have stolen it!” she asserted. “They stole it from me in 2016, when it was My turn! And they stole it again in 2024!

“Well, I’m gonna have my turn! The only remedy is to overturn the 2024 election now, I mean right now, declare this year to be 2024, and install me in the White House as president. Nobody cares what year it really is, anyway! And isn’t there, like, some prophecy of me being declared president because it’s My turn? I’m sure there is!”

(The only one I can think of is This is the POTUS/ who fatally smote us. But I thought that was Biden.)

Asked, “What about the rest of President Biden’s term?”, Mrs. Clinton replied, “He can come back in after I’ve had My turn. We’ll just change the years around some more.”

My Newswithviews Column, Oct. 27 (‘Do Or Die–Let’s Do!’)

Business Lessons Learned From Stacey Abrams' Refusal To Concede

Stacy Abrams… She wants more abortions. Do you?

How bad do things have to get before we throw the Democrat Party out of office? ‘Cause they’re pretty bad already.

Do Or Die (Let’s Do!)

I’ve noticed, though, in just the past two weeks or so, Democrat candidates are saying really wacky things and the commentators in the nooze have been playing a lot of CYA. Just last week it was all “Hey, ya know, the Democrats are gonna pull this out, they’re gonna keep control of Congress.” This week, none of that at all. I wonder what happened over the weekend to change the media’s tune. Now they’re all predicting Doomsday.

But Doomsday for Democrats is Happy Birthday for America.