OK, I Did It!

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(No wonder she’s so tired… Please tell us she didn’t lay those eggs.)

Well, I’ve done the interview with Delmer Eldred, he’s invited me back in January so I must’ve done all right–and now I’m really tired, I think I want a cigar.

You wouldn’t think being interviewed was hard work, but sometimes it is… especially when you’re really trying hard to reach the audience. And it’s been years since I’ve done this.

After he edits the tape, Mr. Eldred will send me a link to the show so I can post it here and you can all listen to it. It’ll be on both AM and FM radio out in Washington State. I wonder if my voice sounds any better than it did.

For the time being, I need some rest and then we’re going to visit our town’s Halloween decorations. And at least one more blog post after that.

The GOP’s Answer to the Dems’ Potted Plant

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His family’s bigger than his voter base. Maybe his family is his voter base.

A leading Democrat operative raised eyebrows a few days ago by saying, “With what we know now, we could run a potted plant for president–and win!” More eyebrows were raised when it became apparent that he really meant it.

But Republicans have not been idle. Intent on showing voters that he’d make a better president than some old potted plant, former Vice President Mike Pence held a rally in Iowa a few days ago… and 13 people showed up (https://revolver.news/2023/10/13-people-show-up-to-a-pence-event-in-iowa/).

“Those 13 people who came to hear me speak represent 13,000!” said the bruised reed, lean on it and it’ll pierce your hand. “And those 13,000 represent 13 million!” Where he’s getting this argument is not clear.

What that 2024 election will look like is anybody’s guess. There’s a slogan out there waiting to be picked up and used: “Vote for me, I’m better than nobody!” (A certain amount of ambiguity is always welcome in a campaign slogan.) Mr. Pence might be the first to grab it.

My Newswithviews Column, Aug. 24 (‘Who’s Afraid of Bloomberg?’)

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Bloomberg on Groundhog Day–back before every day was Groundhog Day.

I, for one, am afraid of Michael Bloomberg. He’s always up to mischief, and doesn’t care–really doesn’t care–how much money he has to spend to get what he wants. And as a multi-billionaire, he has plenty of money to spend.

Who’s Afraid of Bloomberg?

Bloomberg’s international “climate group” aims at banning meat, dairy, and private car ownership by 203o. Wonderful! It’s as if there is no Bill of Rights at all, and never was! They can just do anything to us that they please.

But it’s all for our own good! We don’t know what our own good us, but we don’t have to: liberal geniuses will do all our knowing for us.

God defend us.

To Impeach or Not to Impeach

Someday there’ll be no one there to pick him up.

Pardon the political aside. I confess this question fascinates me.

Republicans on Capitol Hill are dithering, hemming, and hawing about which corrupt Biden puppet they should impeach first, or impeach at all, or whether they should go after SloJo himself. At the rate they’re going, everyone will die before they reach a decision.

It has been proposed to leave SloJo alone, don’t impeach him–leave the Democrats holding that stinking, rotting bag. Oh, go after Garland, Mayorkas, and some of the other stooges. But leave SloJo twisting in the wind. Especially since the Democrat Senate will never, never, never vote him out of office. He could’ve flown a Zero at Pearl Harbor and they still wouldn’t oust him.

Napoleon said, “Never interrupt your enemy when he is taking a mistake.” It looks to me like the Democrats will be making a mistake no matter what they do.

If they throw Biden under the bus, a lot of very corrupt and unpleasant people will go down with him, and they’ll crave revenge. This could cripple The Party, maybe even split it. Can you give me hallelujah?

But if they keep him on the ticket at all costs, that could be just as bad. He would have to overcome his obvious physical and mental deterioration, a myriad of corruption scandals, the whole “My son Hunter!” thing, inflation, censorship, Afghanistan… Face it, Dems: his term in office has not been a success.

True, the nooze media will do everything in their power to saddle us with this zombie for another four years. The Dems themselves have black belts in election fraud.

But they are scared. You can taste it in the wind.

May God confound them.

‘Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: “Religious Beliefs Must Change!”‘ (2015)

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(I’ll get you, you no-good stinkin’ Christians…!)

Please don’t think this has changed since 2015. Donald Trump was able to hold it back for four years… but you see what happened to him.

Assorted Left-Wing Jidrools: ‘Religious Beliefs Must Change!’

Hillary Clinton said “religious beliefs must change” to accommodate abortion. The New York Times said they must “change” to accommodate same-sex fake marriage. Now they want us to change to accommodate several dozen hokey “genders” that mentally ill persons just dreamed up.

By “religious beliefs” they mean “Christian beliefs.” Wait’ll they hit that speed-bump we know as “Islam.” But it would be best if Christians took care of this themselves. Defunding a couple dozen colleges ought to do it.

‘How Wacko Dems Will Reach Out to America’ (2017)

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“Listen up, you fascists…”

This is six years later, and we’ve got SloJo calling half of us “fascists.” Like he would know a fascist from a hot tub. Really, Joe–just look in the mirror.

How Wacko Dems Will Reach Out to America

Yeah, they’ve made a lot of progress since then, reaching out to us normal people. Threats of jail time for using “wrong pronouns.” Jail for “Climate Change Denial.” Jail for just the hell of it. Don’t let them find out you didn’t vote for them.

The enduring symbol of this age will be Biden falling up the steps of Air Force One.

‘Election? What Election?’ (2019)

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Gone but not forgotten…

Betcha don’t remember this!

In 2019, Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was already crying “Foul!” over the 2020 presidential election: warned us Donald Trump was going to steal it.

Election? What Election?

It’s a sure thing that whenever a Democrat accuses the opposition of doing something dirty, they themselves are already doing it. Projection is always Job No. 1.

And then, waddaya know… they jeopardized the integrity of the election!

How many times do we have to see them do this before we catch on?

‘They’re Playing With Fire’ (2018)

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The child playing with matches doesn’t know any better. That doesn’t apply to politicians, movie stars, and collidge professors.

Remember the years of Perpetual Tantrum, 2016-2020? Back then it was okay, it was laudable, it was practically mandatory to believe a presidential election wasn’t on the square. And that, of course, gave Democrats license to do anything they pleased to anyone who wasn’t them.

They’re Playing with Fire

It’s a shameful thing for a Christian country to fall as far as we have fallen; and there are those that have fallen farther.

Clean up your act, world. You don’t know when it’ll be too late to do it.

‘France Goes Full-Throttle for Censorship’ (2020)

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I trust we understand this temptation: “Hey! Wouldn’t it be absolutely great if the common schlubs had only the rights we say they have from day to day? Wouldn’t it be great if we could just tread them down whenever we felt like it?”

The governments of the world succumbed to this temptation. It was The Great COVID Pandemic, and it made them drunk, roaring drunk, on a taste of unchecked power.

France Goes Full-Throttle for Censorship

This is a dynamic of history: Someone is always trying to wipe out everybody else’s freedom. Usually it’s the people’s own government. It can be a foreign enemy, bent on conquest. Examples of both abound–now as much as ever. No sooner was the Internet invented than wannabe tyrants devised ways to use it against us.

Only God believes in human liberty. 

Both Sides Dirty

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I know! Let’s just not ever have a clean and honest election ever again!

“If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” seems to be the Republicans’ new model of election strategy.

President Trump and various commentators are now saying the GOP should embrace ballot harvesting and mail-in voting, to challenge the Democrats at their own game (https://www.wsj.com/articles/donald-trump-changes-tune-on-mail-in-voting-ballot-collection-fa7193be)–as if it simply were no longer possible to win without doing those things.

I find it hard to express my disappointment.

Ballot harvesting and mail-in voting are dirty. They throw open the doors to cheating.

I understand the difficulty. If we can’t win without cheating, then if we don’t cheat, we might as well just hand the country over to the vampires, the Democrats. But somehow everybody cheating, both parties cheating, looks to me like another form of giving up.

Both practices should be banned. Punished severely, for everyone to see.

Which of course is precisely what will not happen.