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Poll Has Gropey Joe Beating Trump by 9

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Given the totally reliable unreliability of polls, we shouldn’t be surprised when a poll has doddering Joe Biden over President Donald Trump by nine points–leading in what, who knows? (https://nypost.com/2020/03/28/biden-holds-9-point-lead-on-trump-in-new-fox-news-poll/) Fox Nooze, ooh-ooh! Biden 49%, Trump only 40.

It’s depressing to admit that there are millions of people who will vote to hand our country over to Democrats–even Democrats whose presidential candidate doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing half the time. The party of the Green New Deal, Russian Collusion, serial impeachment, rooting for the economy to tank.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! Joe has promised to pick a woman as his running mate? How fantastically cool is that? Like, you could think about it all day and all night and just not be able to find a better reason for voting for a presidential candidate. He should automatically win! Trump shouldn’t even be allowed to run against him!

Joe also has cornered the transgender vote. “There is no room for compromise on transgender rights” (whatever they are), he said in January. It’s “the civil rights issue of our time.” Damn. I thought it was the right to smoke pot. I’m from New Jersey, and our Democrat governor says marijuana is the civil rights issue of our time.

Hey, everybody! If the Democrats win this election, America is finished. So work hard, work as hard as you can, to keep that from happening.

Act as if the Fox Nooze poll and all the others should be taken seriously. They’re pure crapola, but just pretend they aren’t. We need the motivation.


‘So Patriotism Is Bad?’ (2017)

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What bunk

Why do leftids always hate their country? I expect it’s because doing so makes them feel virtuous.


The happy hormads next door used to have a home-made sign that said “Patriotism=Scoundrels.” In this, the golden age of unfettered travel, it beats me why they stay here. Certainly America doesn’t need them.

Yeahbut, yeahbut! A World State, man! No borders! Wouldn’t that be great?

No, it wouldn’t.

Dems Try to Turn Relief Bill into Socialist Grab Bag

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“Give us what we want or you’re goin’ down, America!”

If you’re wondering what’s holding up passage of the coronavirus relief package–well, it’s Democrats, of course.

First they tried to sneak public funding for abortion into it. Now they’ve got a whole wish list ( https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/03/23/trump-coronavirus-senate-economic-stimulus/): forcing people to join labor unions, increased fuel and emissions standards for airlines (part of the Green New Deal!), wind and solar tax credits (if it’s good for Solyndra, it’s good for the country!), and assorted Far Left goodies ranging from student debt forgiveness to a national mail-in vote in future elections.

It’s all just corrupt crap that Democrats couldn’t get done by ordinary legislation and which they know will never get done unless the American people lose their minds and let the Left run wild.

Oh! They also want $35 million for a… “performing arts center.” Gotta have some place where Harry Reid can recite his cowboy poetry.

If you need this relief check, if your family or your small business needs it, be advised: Democrats will just let you, your family, and your business go right under unless they can get their goodies.

Crush and destroy them in the next election. Before they do it to our country.

The Loving Left: At It Again

Scratch a Democrat, find a thug.

A Democrat “consultant” recently appeared on a taxpayer-funded PBS nooze show in Arizona and said “If they [Republican legislators] don’t change the statute… they should be shot” (https://www.theblaze.com/news/democratic_pundit_arizona_shot_herstam).

Who loves ya, baby? If this were to happen, it wouldn’t be the first time some deranged leftid attempted to assassinate Republicans. The last one was a Bernie bro who tried to massacre Republican Congressmen playing baseball. Rep. Steve Scalise was almost killed. Cops killed the gunman before he could hit anyone else.

Half a billion bucks a year we shell out to PBS. And this is what we get for it. The host had a little giggle for his guest’s witticism. I’m not mentioning these clowns by name. If you really want to know, click the link.

And what, pray tell, was this statute that so urgently had to be changed?

Democrats want Arizona’s election laws changed this year to permit an “all-mail election,”  all votes by mail, no polling places. It’s a shabby, stupid idea that does nothing but make it easier for Democrats to cheat. How many Republican votes would be “lost” in the mail? How many extra Democrat votes would be received? But if we don’t let them cheat, we should be shot.

This reminds me of the 1957 baseball All-Star Game, when Cincinnati fans stuffed the ballots and “elected” their whole starting team as the National League All-Stars. It was pretty shabby then. It’ll be just as shabby now.

America urgently needs the Democrat Party to be put out of business forever, after getting totally crushed in this year’s elections. It’s also time we defunded PBS.

Can you imagine the howl that would’ve gone up if some guest had suggested shooting liberals? I don’t know of any PBS host who would’ve chuckled over that.

Maybe we could afford to be a little less thin-skinned if we could manage to believe they didn’t mean it.

But I think they do.

What’ll I Do Today? Bash ‘True Conservatives’!

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This bullfrog has nothing to do with the post. It’s just a nice picture of a bullfrog.

Actually, that’s not such a hard question to answer: everything’s closed. I guess I’ll just go outside and have a cigar, and maybe check up on the progress of Quokka University–which is not closed, because it hasn’t opened yet.

I just read an article by some “true conservative” I never heard of, saying that, although President Trump has done a lot of things right, he’s still just a New York liberal at heart, who has no “deep core of true conservatism,” blah-blah. What a lot of schiff.

Who are the “true conservatives”? They’re the ones who are absolutely nowhere to be found whenever liberals are trashing our country and debauching our culture. Live birth abortion? Transgender rights? Same-sex fake marriage? For all these fights and more, “true conservatives” are to be found off on a cruise ship somewhere. Reminds me of a movie called “Ship of Fools.”

What have these self-anointed “true conservatives” ever conserved? I mean, look at us! We now have “Drag Queen Story Hour.” Anybody here from any “true conservatives” over that? The moment there’s a battle to be fought, they’re outta here.

Donald Trump has done more practical conservative action than the whole tribe of “true conservatives” put together with RINOs thrown in.

I don’t mind them going on cruises.

I just mind them coming back.

‘Is It Ever Right to Bear False Witness?’ (2016)

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Sorry! Not allowed to make up bad things… even about bad people

We’re still getting those emails, “The Bombshell” (it’s always a bombshell) “That Will Destroy So-and-So.” This post was inspired by one of those chain emails, this one featuring Nancy Pelosi.


That we should ever need to make up lies about Democrats boggles the mind. But we have a commandment from God Himself not to bear false witness. It doesn’t come with an “except.”

We’re not Climate Scientists, fer cryin’ out loud.

Will Dems’ Debate Explode in Their Faces?

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Despite calls from Party higher-ups to cancel the rest of the Democrat primary and declare Joe Biden the winner, the first Biden-Bernie Sanders debate is still on for Sunday.

This is fraught with danger: the two candidates might just destroy each other. I would expect the Party to counsel both of them not to attack each other and spend the whole evening bashing President Trump.

Ah! But Bernie the socialist is way behind and has only one thing left to sell: his power to damage Biden. They’ll have to buy him off somehow or he’ll keep on doing it. Even so, he has to walk a fine line. If he destroys Biden in the first debate, then he’ll have nothing left to sell.

The Party’s also afraid of what Bernie might say, because he has a lot of far-out Far Left wackos working for him. A paid Sanders campaign staffer in South Carolina was caught by Project Veritas cooing sweet nothings like “Guillotine the rich!”, send all Republicans to “re-education camps,” and “I’m ready to start tearing bricks up and start fighting… I’m ready for the f***ing revolution, bro!” (https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/jan/21/guillotine-rich-project-veritas-exposes-another-ra/?fbclid=IwAR0K0FkaAk9wsewuABGOTVTbAWGJPaRQttAK_GGEZEnQNYPyUOb4HqobdPY).

He also wants to “disband” the legislative and judicial branches of the government. All we really need, he thinks, is a dictator.

Question! “Senator Sanders, if you don’t agree with these violent sentiments, then why do you have nuts like this running your campaign?” Not that any left-wing noozie “moderator” would ever ask it.

They’ll also have to worry about Biden’s increasingly frequent mental lapses, and his increasingly hair-trigger temper. It won’t be hard for Sanders to provoke him to say intemperate things and damage himself.

This is a campaign in which the Party has to hide its candidates. As long as the public can’t see or hear them, they’ve got a shot.

If the debates prove to be a disaster, what then? What happens at the convention? Do they take Hillary Clinton out of mothballs and bestow the presidential nomination on her–a candidate for whom no one voted in the primary? Is that their version of, ahem, “democracy”? Gotta love it.

Maybe in such a debate, the less said by either candidate, the better. The Party does not want to wind up with something like this.


The Kingmaker Speaks: Shut Down the Primary

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As alike as two pees in a pot

There’s a debate scheduled for this Sunday, Biden and Sanders one-on-one. But the South Carolina pol who gave Joe Biden’s failing campaign a jump start has called for cancelling the debate–in fact, shutting down the whole rest of the Democrat primary (https://www.foxnews.com/politics/clyburn-calls-for-shutting-dem-primary-down-canceling-debates-after-biden-surge).

What? You just shut it down? What about the states that haven’t voted yet? Sorry, folks.

In an interview last night on NPR, James Clyburn, who has suddenly emerged as the Democrat kingmaker, said the primary should be shut down and Biden declared the winner, take a hike, Bernie… because “you don’t do anything but get yourself in trouble if you continue in this contest.” Do they have to do what he says?

You can see their problem. Two candidates on worldwide TV. One of them’s a communist. The other doesn’t know where he is or what he’s doing, half the time. The other half the time, he can’t control himself. Not exactly a sure-fire way of rounding up sane people’s votes.

These two candidates, each appalling in his own way, could destroy each other. The Party can’t afford to let this happen. But to shut down the primary? When was the last time that was done? Certainly not in my lifetime. I’ll bet it’s never been done.

Clyburn is afraid of what these lunatics might say, once they get going. He should be.

The American people deserve to see and hear just how out-to-lunch these two guys are. But the Party muck-a-mucks don’t think so.

The Republican Part of the Swamp

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No one comes home poor from Capitol Hill. We all know that, don’t we?

We’ve learned to call it “the Swamp.” Elected officials, appointed officials, career bureaucrats–all feeding from the public trough. Feeding their families from the public trough. It’s all tax money, an infinitely renewable resource. And just having a connection to some big gator in the swamp can land you a fabulous no-show job on a Ukrainian gas board. Your whole family can eat the public’s flesh and suck its blood.

So along comes Donald Trump with a cry of “Drain the Swamp!” And the American people realize they want to drain the Swamp. Only the Swamp doesn’t want to be drained, and it’s fighting to keep its hold on the country’s major blood vessels.

Enter Joe Biden, doddering, lying, corrupt Joe Biden. A lifelong creature of the Swamp. Now the Democrat front-runner, the Party establishment having crushed Crazy Bernie Sanders like a bug.

And enter assorted “conservatives” who’ve been kind of quiet about all this so far, but have suddenly discovered unexpected wonderfulness in Jibbering Joe.

A few days ago on townhall.com, it was some “conservative” rhapsodizing on “Joe’s fundamental decency.” Good grief. Where did that come from? The next day it was another writer, this one praising Biden’s “good common sense.” Here we have entered the Twilight Zone. And yesterday it was someone else again, saying how Biden’s the business as usual candidate and surely we can live with that, it’s not that awful.

What kind of jolly-juice are they drinking? Dudes, Joe Biden is not from the Swamp. Joe Biden is the Swamp.

They’re even talking about bringing back creepy John Kerry for another go-round as secretary of state. “We can too arm Iran with nuclear weapons! Just see if we don’t!” And we can go back to full-blown Obamacare.

Oh! and if the Democrat platform is to be believed, we can erase our southern border, get those illegals into the voting booth, lock up everybody who doesn’t believe in Man-Made Climate Change, and see how many trillions of dollars we can piss away, and how fast we can do it, before the whole shebang collapses.

Evidently there are Republicans who like the Swamp just the way it is, one big, happy family up there on the Hill, don’t rock the boat, there’s plenty of goodies for all. They’ve been afraid to come out as Never-Trumpers. But now they’re Sometimes-Bideners.

Pelosi: Farther and Farther Out to Lunch

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How important is this year’s presidential election?

Declares Squeaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, “Civilization as we know it is at stake” (https://thepoliticalinsider.com/nancy-pelosi-bizarrely-claims-that-civilization-as-we-know-it-is-at-stake-in-2020-election/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=nancy-pelosi-bizarrely-claims-that-civilization-as-we-know-it-is-at-stake-in-2020-electi)… ’cause four more years of Donald Trump is, like, the end of America.

To put this in some kind of perspective, Pelosi is from San Francisco. Is that what she calls “civilization”? Piles of feces on the sidewalk. Used syringes all over. Crime rate through the ceiling. Hordes of the homeless, most of them illegal aliens, in tents and cardboard boxes.

Does she know what “civilization” means? She’s from San Francisco.

This is the third-highest ranking official in America, behind only the president and vice president. This is what we’ve settled for.

Pray America’s voters put the Democrat Party out of business and Pelosi out to pasture–or wherever you go, if you can’t lead the House of Reprehensibles anymore.

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