Did He Really Say… This?

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip.)

So now we have video of a man whom our nooze media call the president saying, and we quote, “My butt’s been wiped.”

What?

Of course, now the Dems are saying that he never said this, the sound got distorted somehow, he isn’t really ga-ga.

If he did say it, it has nothing to do with anything that was happening around him at the moment. He’d just come back to the White House after a weekend at home in Delaware.

So who wiped his butt, and when did he wipe it? To paraphrase Richard Nixon, “Your president is not a kook.” Except he is.

Do you honestly believe that this dotard who spent the whole campaign lurking in his cellar really and truly had 80 million people vote for him?

Let’s see the rallies, Joe.

And that’s all I’m going to say about this–hardly in the best of taste.

‘Noozies Yelp Before They’re Bitten’ (2018)

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It was time to nominate a new Supreme Court justice; and Donald Trump was president, so of course our Free & Independent Nooze Media were going to attack the nominee no matter who it was.

ABC Nightline didn’t wait to find out who it was. They just attacked.

Noozies Yelp Before They’re Bitten

College stoodints also attacked the nominee before he was nominated. “We’ll never accept Whatsisname!”

Where are those giant chameleons that snap up leftids?

‘Is the Bible Ambiguous?’ (2018)

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How many commandments are they breaking here?

I’m re-running this post as a public service. When abortion-loving Kamala Harris tells us that “the Bible says” we should all get shot up with some experimental COVID drug. The day we need religious advice from that source will be a sad day indeed.

Is the Bible Ambiguous?

St. Peter tells us that the Bible is not ambiguous. It does not tell us we can perform abortions, teach little children that they should be “transgender,” and “marry” a man to a man, a woman to a woman, a human to a toaster-oven.

There is no “private interpretation” of Scripture–none that’s allowed, at least.

Steer clear of anyone who claims to have one.

Has My Temper Got the Better of Me?

Amazon.com: It Came from Outer Space [VHS]: Richard Carlson, Barbara Rush,  Charles Drake, Joe Sawyer, Russell Johnson, Kathleen Hughes, Dick Pinner,  Robert Carson, Ned Davenport, Budd Buster, William Pullen, Virginia Mullen,  Kermit

Somebody on my chess forum has told me I ought to throttle back on the name-calling.

For some reason it made me think of a bit in a 1953 sci-fi classic, It Came from Outer Space. Things have been getting very gnarly, and the sheriff is just about ready to erupt. And he says, “Did you know… more people are murdered at 92 degrees Fahrenheit than any other temperature. I read an article once–lower temperatures, people are easy-going. Over 92, it’s too hot to move. But just 92, people get irritable!”

Well, what can I say? I get irritable. Especially when it’s day after day with white liberal useful idiots squawking about how much they hate white people and how bad all white people are, yatta-yatta. It’s my job to check the news each day, but there’s only so much of this Woke Democrat horse-schiff I can take.

I think it’s important and valuable to mock the Far Left self-anointed oracles who presume to lecture us. They believe their own hype and it drives them crazy when they’re laughed at. If there’s anybody out there who’s fooled by the Left’s pretense to superior intelligence, we owe it to them to set them free from that deception.

We are not up against criminal geniuses like Prof. Moriarty or Dr. Fu Manchu, super-villains, might as well surrender, etc. True, there are a few sharp knives in that drawer; but it’s a very big drawer. For the most part, we’re up against poops and twaddlers who haven’t even a suspicion of just how stupid they are.

And, and, and! We are up against spiritual wickedness in high places. See St. Paul’s warning in Ephesians 6: 10-20. Earnest prayer is called for.

I’m not trying to say it’s a good thing for me to lose my temper when dealing with Satan’s sock puppets. But “winsome” just looks phony when I try it, and besides, it’s wasted on them.

‘Entering the Danger Zone’ (2016)

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One of the weirdest and most unsettling things about our Free & Independent Nooze Media Inc. is the way it just wipes the pieces off the board and expects us to forget that they were ever there. Like, all of a sudden, spoil-sport Republicans invented this thing called Questioning the Election and aren’t they just awful–!

Back up to the 2016 election.

Entering the Danger Zone

From the moment it became clear that Crooked Hillary wasn’t going to be president, after all, every Far Left rotter in the country went full-throttle trying to get Donald Trump kicked out of office–before he was even inaugurated! And they kept it up every hour of every day for the whole four years of his term–longest-running tantrum in all of recorded history.

Well, sunshine, we don’t forget. And we don’t believe you anymore, so why don’t you just take a long walk off a short pier?

Another Ballot Audit On the Way?

Cyber Ninjas Conducting Arizona Election Audit Are Sleep-Deprived,  Unqualified

The Pennsylvania legislature has sent a delegation to Arizona to discuss election integrity and to learn how to replicate Arizona’s ballot audit (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/06/happening-now-pennsylvania-legislative-delegation-sits-arizona-lawmakers-discuss-election-integrity-replicating-audit/).

What does this mean? Will Pennsylvania hold an audit, too? Sources say the Arizona audit, involving more than 2 million ballots in Maricopa County, is more than halfway finished by now.

We’ve got questions. If audits show that “the Biden vote” in several key states was a fraud, what happens then? Do we do the election over? Or do we just sit there and let a bunch of crooks rape our country for the next three and a half years?

And if the audits show the vote was legit–can we believe that, after all the contortions by the Democrats to stop the audits? To say nothing of federal judges’, and the Supreme Court’s, refusals even to look at any claims of fraud. Can we believe the audits weren’t just a whitewash, after all? See no evil, hear no evil…

And one way or another, there’ll be more riots, won’t there? And what will The Regime do about those? Just let them go on and on? Like, until our cities turn into burned-out ruins?

We have serious problems to solve, and Democrats don’t want them solved–ever.

‘Am I Still on “The Right”?’ (2017)

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This question hasn’t gone away since I asked it four years ago. Again I ask Conservatives, what are they conserving?

Am I Still on ‘the Right’?

We’ve done a very poor job of, um, “conserving” our culture. What we’ve done is to let the Far Left Crazy trash it. Now we’re stuck with a transgender movement–which, if everybody does it, the human race goes extinct. Which is almost certainly its purpose. All Satantic schemes are aimed at death.

Some of these “conservatives,” as long as their stock porfolio’s all right and there’s no riff-raff in the country club, all’s right with the world…

From Speaker of the House to Pot Pusher

Before John Boehner joined Acreage Holdings, 420,000 people were arrested  for selling marijuana while he ran Congress — Quartz

Boo, ya bum, ya!

Remember John Boehner? He was the, ahem, “Republican” Speaker of the House who used to play golf with Obama. Leader of the opposition party–under whose direction there was no meaningful opposition at all. I think he also used to cry a lot.

What’s John Boehner doing now?

Since 2018, he’s been sort of a lobbyist for a major marijuana provider. He says he hasn’t smoked any pot yet himself, but he’s “open” to the idea (https://www.marijuanamoment.net/former-gop-house-speaker-john-boehner-says-hes-open-to-using-marijuana/).

And he’s got a new book out, too, decrying the Country Club & Bow Tie Party’s drift toward populism. Silly voters. And after all the elitists have done for you, too!

I had–past tense–a lot of friends who were serious pot-heads. It made them unspeakably dull.

What did we ever do as a nation to deserve being governed by the likes of Boehner?

‘John Kerry’s Bible Blooper’ (2015)

When he’s not running around trying to arm Iran with nuclear weapons, or confiscate people’s air conditioners to stop Climbit Change, former presidential candidate John “Doofus” Kerry is hallucinating about things he thinks are in the Bible.

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Why do leftids pretend they read the Bible? It’s obvious they’ve never read it. But in their humanist religion, it’s a sign of great wisdom to babble and prate about things they don’t understand.

God help our country, preyed upon by such as these.

‘NY Governor: “I’m Undocumented”‘ (2018)

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He’s here illegally. He said so.

This is one of those preposterous lies Democrats like to tell, the kind that takes a real gift of ignorance to believe.

Do we understand by now that Andrew Cuomo needs to be put away–for his own good, and New York’s?

NY Governor: ‘I’m Undocumented’

Why would he even say a thing like this, unless there was something wrong with him?

But then Democrats never have to account for anything they say or do.