Far Left Wacko: ‘Dissolve the Supreme Court’

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It’s a co-equal branch of government established by the Constitution, but a talking head out there wants to “dissolve the Supreme Court of the United States” (https://livenewsamerica.com/keith-olbermann-calls-for-supreme-court-to-be-dissolved-over-pro-2a-ruling/)–this while a panel of Democrats in Congress gabble about “the Jan. 6 Insurrection.” Oh! And keep trying to set up a federal “Disinformation Governance Board.”

Think the Disinformation police will be coming after this guy?

Keith Olbermann used to be a big wheel in Far Left Crazy. Now he’s just a crabby old lib on YouTube.

He doesn’t like the way the Court’s been ruling lately, so he wants to get rid of it. How, he doesn’t say.

He also recommends that states ignore SCOTUS rulings that Democrats don’t like–especially the Court’s most recent affirmation of law-abiding citizens’ right to own and carry firearms.

Nope, no insurrection here.

I don’t like to insert this dindle into the nooze, but he’s already there, trying to make himself relevant. Besides, he’s surely not the only leftid who wants to abolish the Supreme Court. If they can’t pack it, sack it.

These are not people who want our republic to survive.

Shake the Schools and Pour…

[Thanks to Susan for the nooze tip]

Oh, our poor country!

I’m not a Newt Gingrich fan, but he does have a point. Vice President (oh, please) Kamala Harris, he says, “is the first product of our modern teachers’ union/woke education system to get anywhere.” Which is to say, “She knows nothing” and is oblivious to things going on around her.

And should anything happen to SloJo Biden, already the worst president ever, this human train wreck, Kamala Harris, would replace him. So if he’s alive in 2024, he’s runnin’. Like, who do the Democrats have who wouldn’t be even worse?

Do we have enough kids homeschooling to carry the country on their shoulders when they grow up? It’s a scary thought: a whole generation of nothingburgers like Kamala taking over America. Sheesh. If that doesn’t kill us, nothing will. Just her cackling alone might do it…

The Voice of Reason–Hillary???

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“You’re not listening to me…!”

You know you’re in dire straits when the voice of reason turns out to be Hillary Clinton.

Mrs. Clinton has warned her Democrat Party that getting all hung up on transgender mania, and banning J.K. Rowling, is going to lose them the election in 2024 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10932979/Hillary-Clinton-warns-Democrats-obsession-transgender-issues-cost-2024-election.html). They gotta be out there solving real problems that real people care about, she says–like inflation, insane gas prices, and high crime rates–instead of dancing to the tune of a micro-minority.

Now hold on there! I am not suggesting that Hillary is all better now. She still babbles about “losing our democracy”–doesn’t that phrase make you gnash your teeth?–and the whole country turning into The Handmaid’s Tale if Democrats don’t win. The point is that when even a nut-job like Hillary can read the writing on the wall, it’s probably time to read the writing on the wall.

Using stupidities like “persons who menstruate” and “pregnant people” as euphemisms for “women,” as if any kind of euphemism were actually necessary, is turning people off the Progressive Express, Hillary warns. She may be the world’s most unpopular woman–she has a great deal of competition for that title, but never mind–but apparently she does know BS when she sees it.

Psst! Democrats! Nominate Hillary for president in 2024 (come on, who else ya got?) and then get into a big fight with her over how hard the party’s gotta push transgender.

Guaranteed to work! I’ve got a degree in Political Science, and I endorse this caper.

Quip of the Week by Senator Kennedy

Out-of-control gas prices–caused on purpose by SloJo and his gang, when they shut down the Keystone Pipeline–are driving inflation and ravaging American families.

How bad is it?

Senator John Kennedy, Louisiana Republican, said it’s this bad:

With gas prices this high, he said, “it’d be cheaper to buy cocaine and just run everywhere.”

Meanwhile, remember–they’re doing it on purpose.

And America is finished if they cheat their way past the midterms.

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Have you ever wondered where ridiculous terms and notions–like “ableist,” “intersectional,” or “white privilege”–come from? Have you ever asked yourself, “Damn! How can I make up crazy sh** that’ll make me rich and powerful?”

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This Stupid Story Has Everything!

World ends; women, minorities hardest hit — Christopher Fountain

It used to be a joke. Now it’s a reality.

Early this morning I wondered what we’d think if we saw a corny old joke acted out in real life. Well, here’s a corny old joke acted out in real life… by the government.

There’s an old joke by Mort Sahl that goes, “New York Times Headline, World Ends: Women and Minorities Hardest Hit.

It seems to have been the inspiration for the creation of a brand-new government bureaucracy, another bottomless pit into which to fling tax dollars: [raspberry fanfare] The Office of Environmental Justice! Hot dog. Part of Health & Human Services. Part of an executive order by senile SloJo himself. (*Note: This not to be confused with the Disinformation Governance Board. One is nonsense and the other is bilge.)

Best of all, informed by a 2007 study on “environmental racism” (what?) commissioned by none other than that high temple of Far Left crazyness, the UCC, United Church of Christ. Pioneers of gay-womanist-Bible-aint-God’s-word theology.

Oh! And that guy who calls himself “Rachel,” the fat guy with the wig and nail polish–he’s gonna be involved in this, too. Maybe as the mascot.

Yes! Climbit Chains disproportionately drops its load on “the poor,” and “marginalized” (by whom?), and–of course–People Of Color (POCs)! The bigwigs at the new bureaucracy have already hailed Ol’ SloJo as the perpetrator of “the most ambitious Environmental Justice agenda in history.” Well, yeah, it sure does put Julius Caesar’s environmental justice agenda in the shade.

Have we left out any left-wing blather? Any Far Left cliches this story doesn’t touch on? I think this story might be in line for an award. Most Thorough-going Piece of Shagwah Ever. Or at least for 2022.

How Democrats ‘Support’ Free Speech

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Authoritarian Far Left statists though they are, Democrats are still reluctant to admit that they would like to scrap the Bill of Rights–especially the right to free speech. We all know that they believe that free speech should only be for speech that they want to hear. Everything else would be “hate speech” or “disinformation,” for which you should be severely punished.

Even so, the latest Democrat mantra is “We support free speech…” And then there’s a “but” or an “as long as” which negates their support of any freedom.

Here are a few of the most popular caveats and add-ons. Each sentence starts with “We support free speech,” or even “Of course we support free speech!”

*”As long as it doesn’t cross the line.” (What line? It usually turns out that only the Dems know where that line is.)

*”As long as it’s used responsibly, with respect for all.” (Are they kidding? The day they show respect for anyone, they’ll be six feet underground.)

*”But it must never be used for disinformation.” Unless Democrats speak to deceive us; then it’s okay.

*”But misinformation does real harm, and must be curtailed!” Again, unless they’re the ones spouting the misinformation. Then it’s okay. But for everyone else, the penalties for simply being wrong must be really harsh.

*”As long as it doesn’t trample on anyone else’s free speech.” (You have to shut up because some trans performance artist had a tantrum when he real your blog post.)

You can see where this is heading. They’d love to be able to jail you for Climate Change Denial, mis-gendering, or laughing at John Kerry. But until they’re able to do that, they’ll have to be content with herding you toward the open jailhouse door.

Glad She’s On Our Side!

There are still some strong characters up on Capitol Hill who fight for America–who fight for us. Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado) is one of then. Listen as she hews the legs out from under The Regime’s new Disinformation Governance Board–already widely known by its Orwellian label, “the Ministry of Truth.”

I stand up and cheer! Go get ’em, Lauren! Let’s get that Republican landslide in November so we can defund the censors, reconnect the Keystone Pipeline, and impeach those dastards who have already done such serious harm to our country.

I hope the rest of the House now understands what defending America means.

Swalwell: Court Will Ban Interracial Marriage

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Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Mordor), famous for cutting loose with a big loud fart on national TV, has now gone himself one better, insisting that the next step for the Supreme Court will be to ban interracial marriage (https://justthenews.com/government/congress/black-republicans-target-swalwells-claim-gop-will-ban-interracial-marriage).

“The Republicans won’t stop with banning abortions,” he said. “They want to ban interracial marriage.”

Uh… Has anybody suggested that? Looks like it’s only Old Farty going off in that direction. Got any evidence for it, Windy?

Republican Congressional candidate Wesley Hunt, who is black, and whose wife is white, was not amused by Swalwell’s remarks. “Republicans are celebrating diversity while white liberals like yourself race-bait,” he said.

Hint: That is what white liberals do. They also resort to hysterics, and often violence, whenever anyone crosses them in any matter. They’re beside themselves over the latest perceived threat to abortion, which is to them a kind of sacrament.

Expect to hear a lot more flatulent nonsense between now and Election Day.

Prediction: Once they’re convinced they’re going to lose, Democrats will try to prevent the election.

A Distressing Encounter

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I generally try to avoid conversations with leftids. I mean, what’s the point? You might as well be talking to the bird bath. I have no gift for it.

So this morning, walking home from the auto shop, I was hailed by an old black man on his porch, whom I hadn’t seen outdoors for months. “I’m glad to see you!” I said.

And somehow that opened up the floodgates.

Donald Trump is an agent of the devil. He is Putin’s servant. And a racist who hates women. And everyone who voted for him is a racist, too. And a hater. You’re all haters. (“I don’t hear a lot of love coming out of you,” I said; but he didn’t hear me.) He hates haters. And if you’re against abortion, you’re against “women’s health” and against women.

This went on and on. I guess it’s my penance for the day. Not really a conversation, because he never paused to let me get a word in. I thought he was my friend, at least sort of. He would say he is. And I call him “old” because he always makes a point of stating his age, which currently is 89. He and I have a lot of memories in common, pertaining to our home town. It would be nice to talk about those.

I suppose I could’ve just walked away while he was talking. He might not even have noticed. But I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Just had to wait until the opportunity presented itself.

*Sigh* If the possibility of mutually rewarding dialogue truly has passed away, what’s left? The strongest and most ferocious side wins? Is that how we’re going to live?

But that’s better than surrender.