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Liberal Logic 101

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Welcome to Introduction to Left-Wing Logic. Here you will learn at least 90% of what you will eventually say.

Today’s lesson: an example.

Conservatives turn people against us by reminding them that Democrats booed God at their 2012 national convention, and have lately booed and heckled both  the opening prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance at smaller meetings. How do we counter that?

Easy!

Step One: Deny. Employ such sharp ripostes as “Never happened!” “That’s a lie!” “That video was edited!” “The Russians hacked the video!” Remember, there is no such thing as “truth,” or “a fact.” There is only whatever helps us to gain power, and whatever doesn’t help.

Step Two: Personal attack. You must discredit the speaker. Employ such unanswerable epithets as “Racist!” “Knotsy!” “Fascist!” “Biggit!” “Hater!” There are many you can use. Many conservatives will give up and slink away. Most Republicans will. They just can’t stand up to our rage.

But, in case neither Step One nor Step Two, or both of them together, suffice to win the argument…

Step Three: Riot. You are entitled to injure the persons and destroy the property of anyone who dares to disagree with you. This is how democracy gets done in America.

This set of procedures should be adequate for any disagreement you might conceivably encounter.

And if all else fails, Step Four: Reach for the Play-Doh.


Can They Start a Civil War?

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Ex-presidents, if they’re Republicans, just ride off into the sunset and don’t bother us anymore. If they’re Democrats, they don’t.

Former President Barack *Batteries Not Included* Obama has taken this to new heights, buying a zillion-dollar mansion just two miles from the White House–public service has been very good to him–and telling assorted stooges that his goal is to “oust Trump” from the presidency ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271412/Obama-confidante-Valerie-Jarrett-moves-Kaloroma-home.html ).

Former Attorney General Eric aka Bagman aka Fast ‘n’ Furious Holder says, “He’s coming. And he’s ready to roll.”

Democrats say Obama’s “immense popularity” will be the lever he can use to overthrow America’s duly elected president.

Asked if he’s worried, President Trump shrugged it off and said, “It’s politics.” But I very much doubt he’s going to ignore it.

Clausewitz was famous for defining war as “politics by other means.” Is politics just “war by other means”?

Here’s the point: If they can’t run the country, liberals will settle for ruining it. Their whole reason for existing is to destroy and debauch everything that we hold dear, in the service of their master, Satan. I didn’t used to believe that, but they’ve convinced me that it’s so.


…But They Are a Lot Meaner Than You

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Another way liberals and other leftids intimidate regular people is by scaring them with their wild behavior. They like to give the impression that violence could break out at any minute, if you dare to disagree with them; and often enough, it does.

I can’t cover specific examples of this today: there are too many of them. And it’s not only the actual physical threat; they augment that with violent, intemperate language. Again, the expectation is that they just might fly off the handle and do something regrettable, if they don’t get their way. I have in mind Sen. Elizabeth “Faux-cahontas” Warren’s insane diatribe against her fellow senator, Jeff Sessions, during his confirmation hearings this past week. But again, there are tens of thousands of examples. You can literally find them everywhere you look.

Our government, setting a daily example of lawlessness throughout all eight years of the Obama regime, has encouraged this. Losing the 2016 election seems to have driven them mad.

But before they succeed in scaring you into silence, remember that Obama’s gone and his lawless attorneys general, Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch, are out of office and won’t be able to protect the thugs and loonies anymore. Hopefully Attorney General Sessions and President Trump will take firm action to restore the rule of law. They won’t be able to restore sanity, let alone civility; but at least they might be able to protect us from the worst of the kooks.

See, if they can’t snow you with their pretense to intellectual superiority, they quickly resort to yelling, name-calling, threats, and sometimes violence.

Remember, though: there are a lot more of us than there are of them. And we cannot be expected to put up with their tactics forever.


‘The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans’

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Edited by Dr. Floyd Rubbish, Professor of Gender Studies and Social Justice at Effing University (see above)

(Leaked to this blog by someone who dassn’t give his name)

The following are excerpts from a pamphlet that will be distributed at the upcoming Democrat retreat in West Virginia, The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans.

*We are perplexed that “regular Americans,” who do not live in large urban centers, rejected our party and our candidate in the 2016 national elections. This aberration must be corrected!

For some unfathomable reason, yelling at these people, calling them names, making fun of them, and running down everything that they hold sacred just doesn’t seem to be working anymore. Well, it’s like yelling at a bunch of bowling pins, isn’t it? So we must modify our approach, and here are a few suggestions for doing so…

*Patiently and kindly explain to these stupid people just how stupid they are. They haven’t grasped that yet.

*In a friendly and winsome manner, explain to them just how lucky they are to have wise intellectuals like us to guide them, and what a calamity it would be for them to make important decisions without our guidance.

*Patiently teach them to understand just how wrong, stupid, outdated, wicked, and absurd their values are, especially their religious notions, and how wise they would be to abandon their values and accept our values in their place.

*We recommend no further action on a proposal to rename Washington, D.C., “Obamagrad.” Our focus groups didn’t think much of it.

*Use star power! Convince them that they, too, can be beautiful and cool like Beyonce and Lady Gaga if only they believe and vote as Beyonce and Lady Gaga do. Success is virtually guaranteed! Even 65-year-old academics with grey ponytails want to be beautiful and cool like Beyonce and Lady Gaga.

*Finally, if all else fails, simply pretend to agree with these fools, tell them what they want to hear, and, once you’re back in office, the hell with ’em! This has always worked for Republicans, and it’s a cinch to work for us, too!

Provided as a public service.


Just In: ‘The March for Science’

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Well, hey, if a lot of angry foul-mouthed feminists can do it, Climate Change kooks can do it, too–a big fat march on Washington.

They’re organizing right now to “take a stand for science in politics” ( http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/01/26/first-women-now-scientists-march-washington/97079742/ ). So much for not politicizing science.

But of course what they’re really going to march for is Climate Change/Global Warming, which they like to call “facts with no alternatives,” and all the colossal Big Government action which that would entail. It’s just the same old Save The Planet crap–the biggest and best excuse lefties have ever come up with for their insatiable appetite for more and more power over regular people’s lives. Never mind it’s been repeatedly shown to be just fudged data and outright lies.

It cannot be denied that throughout earth’s history, local and regional climates change all the time. These are natural processes and no government, no matter how much power it grabs with both hands, can control them.

We can expect to see a lot of “marches” by a lot of left-wing losers over at least the next year or two.

Thankfully, we now have a president who has the courage and the common sense to ignore them. And we should, too.


Today’s Top Belly-Laugh

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You can’t make this stuff up–and why would you want to?

Democrats from all around the country will soon be meeting in a “retreat” in West Virginia to discuss “how to talk to regular Americans” ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/01/25/democrats-teaching-how-to-talk-to-real-americans/ )–sort of like cats getting together to discuss how to talk to mice.

“Yeah, yeah–we’re gonna get our mojo back! Our only problem, last time out, was that we didn’t know the right sales pitch. All we have to do is figure out how to get people who are not mentally ill to realize that they really want what our party has to offer. Open borders! Lots and lots of Muslims brought in without checking to see if they might be in a jihad frame of mind! Transgender bathrooms! Lots more public funding for abortion! Globalism out the wazoo! Ten thousand new regulations a day, to stop Climate Change! High taxes like you never dreamed were possible! Obamacare!

“We know you peasants really want that stuff! It’s just that you don’t know you want it! So we’re gonna work out how to make you see the light!”

The gulf, the abyss, that separates Democrats from regular Americans can only be bridged by sheer fantasy. But that’s all right: Democrats have that in abundance.


Don’t Let the Door Hit You in the *** on Your Way Out

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Emperor Caligula used to give himself medals…

I know, I know–not my style to do news on a Sunday. But this just can’t be overlooked. It’s very funny, in a way.

Believe it or not, President *Batteries Not Included earlier this month took time out from vandalizing the country to give himself a medal. ( http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/01/04/president-obama-awards-himself-distinguished-public-service-medal/ )

Yes, he did, on Jan. 4–he got the Dept. of Defense, and the Secretary of Defense whom he appointed, to give him the Distinguished Pubic Service Medal. Oops, that’s supposed to be Public Service.

What a class act. “In appreciation for his services as Commander-in-Chief…” You have to laugh.

So much for that. Now for a walk in the snow. Maybe I can run into Mr. Nature.


Another Dem Rocket Fizzles Out

Warning: Filth Alert! If you click the link provided below, if it works, you will encounter a lot of slimy, filthy material. Ordinarily I wouldn’t use it; but I think it’s important to report the ongoing corruption of our political system and our culture.

Democrats seem to have mastered the art of the fizzle. First their Great Recount fizzled out. Then their campaign to buffalo the Electoral College fizzled out. And now their latest rocket isn’t going to make it through the day. As I sit down to write about it, it has already fizzled out, practically on the launching pad.

So we suddenly had this fake news story, retailed by John McCain and other anti-Trumpers, about the president-elect engaging in a particularly disgusting activity which I will not type out ( http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-10/4chan-claims-have-fabricated-anti-trump-report-hoax ). It’s only 3:30 p.m. and this report has already been shown to be a hoax.

Has our nation’s political discourse truly come to this?

Of course it has–we’re talking about Democrats, here. They’ve run out of real stuff to throw at Trump, so now they’re throwing pathetic little missiles that started out as “fan fiction” on somebody’s blog. Trust our “intelligence community” to believe it! And trust Dems and other libs to keep on believing it, and incorporating it into their Why We Lost mythology.

Well, that’s enough said about that. Remember that these are the same people who pay collidge perfessers good money to teach that there’s no such thing as truth, there’s only “your truth” and “my truth” and their truth always wins.

No matter how ridiculous it is.


Dem Congressman Thinks Cops Are Pigs

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See that painting, the one with the big pig in a police uniform? A Democrat Congressman hung that in the Capitol Building–one of those big, fancy buildings in Washington that normal people have to pay for. I’d say a picture hung by a Congressman in the Capitol Building makes a pretty definite statement, wouldn’t you?

The cop-hating Congressman is a William Clay, D-Missouri. Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-California, found the painting inordinately offensive, which it is, and took it down. Clay demanded the Capitol Police arrest Congressman Hunter and charge him with theft. But they can’t do that because Hunter gave the painting back to Clay right after he took it down ( http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/06/politics/duncan-hunter-police-pig-painting-removed/index.html ). “Theft” is–well, somebody comes into your back yard in the dead of night and makes off with your outboard motor, and you never see it again. They don’t give it back to you the next morning.

Well, we’re waiting for the Democrat Party to disavow Clay and his blatantly anti-police gesture.

But we’re not holding our breath, are we?


The Next Democrat Presidential Candidate

There’s a bit of a problem in the Democrat Party, looming up for 2020. When it comes to picking a candidate to run for president, most of the Democrat leadership is already so old, they’re picking fossils out of their navels.

But according to a highly unreliable but truly with-it source, the next Democrat presidential candidate will be Melissa Abscissa, an openly lesbian pardoned drug dealer who is now a professor of Feminist Music at Stunata University. The attached video shows a sample of her work. See how long you can listen to it!

“We are already working on a campaign slogan for her,” said a DNC spokescreature. “How does ‘Vote for Mel or Else Get Beaten Up by Organized Labor Personnel’ grab you?”

Funds for the campaign are being raised by staging concerts entirely devoted to Feminist Music.

 


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