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World Government Summit Calls USA ‘the Enemy’

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Actors and other Citizens of the World have flocked to Dubai this week for the annual world government summit, to denounce their own country, America, as “the enemy” (http://www.wnd.com/2018/02/america-no-1-enemy-at-world-government-summit/). Whoop-dee-doo.

Experts and geniuses like Robert DeNiro, Goldie Hawn, Ariana Huffington, and Will.i.am of The Black Eyed Peas joined in trashing their country. They’re especially mad at us for not hopping aboard their Climbit Change bandwagon. DeNiro called America “a backward country, a place where science once reigned and lately has been replaced by ignorance.” They’re also still mad at us for not electing Crooked Hillary.

Also giving a speech was some yo-yo from the Cyborg Society, longing for the day when we can all be “part-human, part-technology.” He didn’t say which part would be which. Dude, anytime you want to hook your brain up to my computer–well, I was going to say “Come on down,” but on second thought, I’m afraid he would screw up my computer.

Nothin’ wrong with the world that a good, stiff dose of central government planning wouldn’t cure! Or so they say.

‘Scientists Say It’s Okay to Lie for Climate Change’ (2016)

This refers back to a 2014 peer-reviewed published paper by a couple of, ahem, scientists who said it was okay to exaggerate Climbit Change if you could trick the public into believing in it and obeying them. They accuse those who disagree with them of spreading propaganda.


Come, Lord Jesus, come!


Urgent Warning! Play-Doh Causes Global Warming!

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An important message from Dr. Hugh Pestis, Ph. D., professor of Minority Superhero Gender Studies at Fimbo State College:

Greetings! As everyone but a Biggit or a Hater knows, human activity causes Climbit Change. But what everyone does not know is that all human activity contributes to Climbit Change. Unfortunately, that includes playing with Play-Doh.

Yes, even Play-Doh leaves a carbon footprint! Just rolling a little ball of it around in your hand is enough to strike some poor emu dead, halfway around the world from here.

As much as it pains me to say so, I have no alternative but to urgently warn each and every one of you to refrain from all activity of any kind! It’s the only way we can slow down galloping Global Warming before all the grass burns up and the all the water evaporates and everybody dies.

Ask any Scientist!

Hillary: Climbit Change Means Women Hardest Hit

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It’s the end o’ the world, I tell ‘ee! And wouldn’t you know it? Women will be hardest hit!

Hillary Clinton’s words of wisdom, a few days ago at Georgetown Looniversity: “Women… will bear the brunt of looking for food, looking for the firewood, looking for the place to migrate to when all of the grass is finally gone” (https://www.dailywire.com/news/26800/hillary-clinton-now-says-climate-change-sexist-emily-zanotti). While men sit around playing video games or something.

This woman’s crazy.

Really, I must object! It’s not fair to satirists that she should satirize herself. Our job is hard enough without leftids making fools of themselves before we can show them up as fools.

Meanwhile, Hillary shared her thoughts on the 2016 presidential election, attributing her defeat to “old fashioned sexism and a refusal to accept the equality of women” on the voters’ part. “You sexist morons! You deplorables! How could you have been so freakin’ stupid?” Etc. Winning the hearts and minds of the electorate… by spitting venom at them.

Now It’s Sandwiches Causing Global Warming

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Sigh. Now it’s our sandwiches causing Global Warming. We’re doomed!

According to the University of Manchester–you can always count on universities for stuff like this–the creation and consumption of sandwiches is equivalent to the “carbon emissions of 8.6 million cars in Britain alone” (https://newatlas.com/sandwiches-global-warming/53128/).

Oh, when, oh, when will we have a world government to control and forbid our self-destructive lust for sandwiches!

Meanwhile, a lot of us are freezing our kiesters off this winter–but hey, it’s Global Warming that causes cold weather, right? I mean, Al Gore says so, so it must be true.

And doesn’t breathing contribute to Global Warming, too? Like, can’t we do something about that? Like not breathe anymore?

‘Cornell Profs: Hire No Republicans’ (2015)

Y’know how I keep saying Science isn’t science anymore? I mean, here they are–self-anointed intellectuals–deciding what the facts are by intimidating and silencing any and all dissent: and this was before Democrats and Loretta Lunch came up with the idea of prosecuting Climbit Change Denial as a crime.

Anyway, this was three years ago and they haven’t gotten better since.


Consensus? What Consensus?

Hey, 97% of all “scientists” believe in Man-Made Climate Change!


According to a report in Breitbart News today, at least 485 published scientific papers in 2017 took issue with the Climbit Change crowd, thus undermining the “consensus” (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2018/01/10/report-485-scientific-papers-published-in-2017-undermine-supposed-consensus-on-climate-change/).

I don’t know how “consensus” ever got to be a scientific standard. You’d think the history of science shows that whenever you’ve got a consensus, the science stops and ossification sets in.

I’m sorry for all the liberals I’ve offended with that statement.

Anyhow, the report breaks down the 485 published scientific papers into four categories. 1) “Climate change” is caused by natural processes, not by people. 2) The “unprecedented weather events” cited by consensus-mongers are not unprecedented at all, but really quite abundant in history. 3) The computer models used by GW alarmists are all wet. 4) The corrective actions recommended by GW alarmists have been ineffective at best, and sometimes even harmful.

To which we might add:

The Age of Dinosaurs: Who’s Telling the Truth?

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Did dinosaurs die out 65 million years ago, or only thousands of years ago?

I’ve been reading up on this today, because I came across a startling claim that Carbon-14 has been found in dinosaur fossils and can be used to date them. C-14, an isotope of carbon, has long been useful and reliable for dating archeological finds. The thing that makes it useful is that C-14 decays into nitrogen at a consistent, predictable rate. The thing that makes it less useful is that after 100,000 years ago or so, tops, there’s no C-14 left to measure.

A site called “newgeology” has a long article about C-14 dating of dinosaur fossils, an article which makes some eye-popping claims (http://newgeology.us/presentation48.html). Let me very briefly discuss three highlights.

One: Creation scientists who found C-14 in eight dinosaur fossils presented a paper to a conference of the Asia Oceania Geosciences Society. This is the right protocol to follow. The paper was at first accepted, but then abruptly deleted from the program without a word to the authors. Because, said the chairman, “There is obviously an error in these data.” An error not even worth discussing.

Two: Creation scientists submitted samples of dinosaur fossils to the Center for Applied Isotope Studies, without revealing what the samples were. After allowing for the usual variations, the lab found the samples to be about 30,000 years old.

But when someone informed them that the items they’d tested and dated were dinosaur specimens, the lab president hit the ceiling. “The scientists at CAIS and I are dismayed by the claims that you and your team have made with respect to the age of the earth and the validity of biological evolution. Consequently, we are no longer able to provide radiocarbon services in support of your anti-science agenda.” Which does not address the issue of whether their testing procedures are all they’re cracked up to be.

Three: A part-time employee studying C-14 in dinosaur fossils at the Biology Dept. at Cal State U. Northlands was swiftly sacked after the department head found out what he was doing. “We are not going to tolerate your religion in this department!” raged the objective scientist. No emotional commitment to atheism here. That was in 2013. In 2016 the–ahem–university paid $400,000 to settle the employee’s wrongful termination lawsuit.

Can I vouch for my source, “newgeology”? No, not really. It’s a creation science website. That does not mean its writers are incapable of any kind of prevarication; nor does it mean that their claims here aren’t true.

I want to believe my fellow Christians, but the Old Earth/Evolution paradigm was so deeply instilled in me, for so long, that it’s hard to break away. And who am I to say that my interpretation of Genesis Chapter 1 is the one and only right interpretation? I’d be laughed out of the room.

At the same time, I confess to a deep distrust of Establishment Science. The Global Warming/Climbit Change Scam has abundantly demonstrated a profound lack of integrity among scientists as a subculture. Anything for politics! Anything for power! High priests of a New World Order! (And those who know me well, will understand that I have to be pretty riled up to use that turn of phrase.) Plus the fact that this subculture is riddled with atheists of the most rabid variety.

The supremely funny thing about it all is that it really doesn’t matter when the dinosaurs died out. And yet this question has been turned into an emotional battleground, with other things at stake that do matter, that matter very much: like whose word has authority, God’s or man’s? Is science divorced from God still science, or just a kind of idol worship? And so on.

I can’t prove that anybody’s telling the truth, and that does trouble me.

Baby Jackalope Sighting!!

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You can’t argue with a picture! A person who wishes to remain anonymous spotted this baby jackalope on his back porch yesterday and just managed to snap this candid photo before the critter hopped away. And this in New Jersey, even!

The jackalope, a hybrid of a rabbit and either a deer or a pronghorn antelope, long dismissed as legendary, scientists now know becomes real as a result of Transphobia and Climbit Change. They may look cute, warns Dr. Azog Pongo of the Science Institute, “but they can be deadly. And the only defense against them, ultimately, is for the federal government to collect all money and redistribute it as a guaranteed income, an equal share for all, except scientists and politicians and movie stars and football players, they get more.”

As Man-Made Global Warming continues to blanket most of North America with unseasonably cold weather, look to see more jackalopes on more back porches.

We Dodged a Bullet (2015 Post)

Just a little reminder of one of those bullets that would’ve struck America right between the eyes, had Hillary Clinton won the last election. Meanwhile, around here we’ve been freezing like mad since before Christmas Eve: Climbit Change strikes again!


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