‘UN: 12 Years Left–Then Doomsday!’ (2019)

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“See ya in the salt mines, suckers!”

Holy moly, we’ve already used up four o’ those 12 years and we still don’t have a global government to exercise absolute power over all life on earth and Climbit Change it’s gonna kill us dead–! (Pause to hyperventilate)

UN: 12 Years Left–then Doomsday!

Guess they need to brew up another pandemic in a lab.

Honestly, our so-called governments scare the dickens out of me! They are way scarier than Climbit Chainge. And they do way more harm.

If you can face with perfect serenity to prospect of being ruled by John Kerry and Klaus Schwab, you have probably already died.

‘Chicago: Robbed of Winter Coats at Gunpoint’ (2019)

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We never heard that anyone was prosecuted for this. Betcha they weren’t.

Sub-zero temps in the Democrat paradise of Chicago: naturally, a young man’s fancy turns to armed robbery. “Let’s take people’s coats!” Too bad if they freeze to death.

Chicago: Robbed of Winter Coats at Gunpoint

But, see, it’s all our fault! For not giving government total power over our lives, so they can make the Climbit stop changing. I mean, who’s gonna be robbed of a winter coat if the temperature’s a balmy 75 degrees all year long?

Trust John Kerry. Trust Klaus Schwab. And kiss your freedom goodbye.

This Just In–We Are So Doomed!

Your photos of Montreal buried under mountain of snow | CBC News

Y’know that “chance of snow” that they’ve been talkin’ up? Well ho, ho, ho! it’s not just snow!

This here is special snow, caused by Climbit Chainge, transphobia, stochastic terrorism, and the vagaries of the Sudanese stock market. It is worse than regular snow because of those things!

There is also a chance (however small) of a volcano, a tsunami (in Nebraska, no less!), and a plague of collywobbles.

It’s too late to avert these calamities, but experts say we can completely shut them off in the future by having a global government run by experts.

(The sun’s still out today, but don’t be fooled by that: it’s only to lure you into thinking you don’t really need 18 rolls of toilet paper.)

Dig That Global Warming! (Oops! ‘Climate Change’)

Incredible images of icy roads and frozen cars in Tenerife and La Palma

Would you believe this picture was taken in the Canary Islands? Yeesh!

It’s really hard to jabber about Global Warming when it’s 64 degrees below zero–which is what the thermometer read the other day in Rabbit Kettle, Northwest Territories (Canada). The last time it got that cold up there was in 1980, when it was 67 below.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/winter-weather/live-news/live-updates-blizzard-bomb-cyclone-creates-chaos-before-christmas/1430072

But check out that AccuWeather report, above. It was one below in Nashville. TV–a new record low. A couple of people up in Buffalo have died as a result of extreme winter weather.

Well, that’s why they had to repackage Global Warming as Climate Change, isn’t it?

In their wildest dreams and fantasies, do puffed-up “scientists” and globalist big wigs really, truly, honestly believe that they can control the whole world’s climates? Note that I did not say “climate.” That’s because there is no such thing as a world climate. What we have is a whole bunch of different climates, depending on where you are, the time of year, and local weather conditions which constantly change.

Constant change is the rule of life on a living planet. We are on the only one we know about. We do not own it. We do not control it.

And Barack Obama, John Kerry, and Klaus Schwab can go to blazes.

P.S.–Both our cars have their doors frozen shut. Oh, fap!

‘Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?’ (2019)

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Do they truly think they’re scaring us?

Globalist fat-heads, just a few years ago, were talking about sending in United Nations goon squads to force supposedly sovereign nations–well, heck, they thought they were sovereign!–at gunpoint to obey their globalist fat-head “climate change mandates.”

The main intended target, everybody knew, was the United States.

Climate Change Crazies: They’re Gonna Force Us to Obey?

But of course ridiculous B.S. like that was never going to get anywhere with Donald Trump in the White House.

We should definitely take warning from it, though. They want a global government so bad, they can taste it. Run by themselves. That sound you hear in the background is Chinese communists and Muslim throat-slitters laughing hysterically.

And please do remember that those ultra-repressive “mandates” are for Them to dream up and for you to endure… if you can.

‘Why I Don’t Believe in Global Warming’ (2014)

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(Update: Our Christmas weekend weather forecast calls for intense cold like you wouldn’t believe. 99% of scientists believe it’s caused by Democrats not having more of your money.)

Remember when they used to call it “Global Warming,” but had to re-label it as “Climate Change” because sometimes it got colder and their “scientific” predictions didn’t come true?

In this post from eight years ago, you’ll meet some Climbit Poobah die-hards who will never give up on “99% of all scientists” etc., etc. Every lie in the book, they fervently believe.

Why I Don’t Believe in Global Warming

You hardly ever hear “Global Warming” anymore; “Climate Change” has replaced it as the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

I think of the fools in the Roman Senate who hailed Caligula as a god…

The Goatman Cometh

A Mumsnet user reported seeing an unusual creature (file photo)

Motorists in Northamptonshire, England, have reported sightings of a very large creature that seems to be part-man, part-goat (https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/locals-spot-mystery-six-foot-26305602).

Everybody knows the infamous Goatman is a product of Climbit Change and transphobia. Or maybe it’s Tony Blair (remember him?) going trick-or-treating. Or is it Britain’s answer to Bigfoot?

We can expect to see more and more of these crypto-critters unless we give the United Nations all our money and allow them to set up a global government run by jidrools.

 

‘The Beginning of Folly’ (2019)

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The Bible teaches us that the fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom (Proverbs 9:10).

What about fear of Climbit Change and “white supremacists” (all dozen of them)?

It’s the beginning of folly… and slavery to Far Left politics.

The Beginning of Folly

Our Exalted Leaders will protect us from things that aren’t real. They’ll spend rafts of our money to solve problems and crises that don’t exist. And when the world doesn’t end, they’ll say “See! It worked! Now give us more of your money and sacrifice more of your liberty (if there’s any of it left) so we can protect you from Elves.”

Yes, They Think We’re Idiots

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Gotta seduce the plebs with video games–they have such childish minds!

I’ve become convinced that we, the human race, are “governed”–lorded over–by wicked and ungodly persons who despise us and seek only to increase their own personal power and wealth at humanity’s expense. And that the sheer enormity of their crimes is their best protection.

They think we’re morons.

They are desperate to sell us Climate Crisis/Climate Change, because it gives them a ready-made excuse for anything they want to do.

And now they think they can win us over–“raise awareness” of “climate issues,” as they put it–with… video games (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/11/european-union-passes-resolution-use-video-games-propaganda-cite-ability-raise-awareness-climate-issues/).

Is this insulting, or what? “They just fall asleep, or their minds wander, if we lecture them about this stuff. They’re stupid. They’re the plebs. But if we package it as a video game, they’ll be eating the poison right out of our hands!”

Oh… They say the video games will also “promote European history, identity, heritage, values [LOL], and diversity [?!] through immersive experiences.”

What “values”? I’m afraid to ask.

And for “diversity” read “coerced uniformity of thought, speech, and behavior.”

Where is our Moses who will speak God’s word to Pharaoh: “Let my people go”?

‘How Climate Alarmists Lie and Cheat’ (2019)

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They will not stop until they’ve taken everything you have.

Now that it’s absolutely A-OK to lie and cheat for what you want, especially at other people’s expense, Climbit Change has come back in a big, big way.

How Climate Alarmists Lie and Cheat

They want to enslave us. There’s really no other words for it. WEF No. 2 Yuval Whatsisname calls the majority of the human race “useless eaters” who have to be pacified with drugs and video games until The Elite can decide what to do with them.

Once you start tolerating lying and cheating, it springs up everywhere.