18 Ships Stuck in Ice

So much for Climbit Chainge and Global Warming: an early Arctic ocean freeze has trapped 18 ships in ice off the coast of Russia, in five different locations (https://legalinsurrection.com/2021/11/arctic-sea-freezes-early-trapping-18-ships-in-ice-near-russia/).

Solar activity is down, as happens naturally from time to time, leading to cooler temperatures here on earth. This is not something that governments, no matter how much power they grab at our expense, can do anything about. Your SUVs and your use of toilet paper don’t affect what happens on the sun.

King Canute the Great once stood on the beach and commanded the tide not to come in. It didn’t listen. He did this to demonstrate the limitations of his kingly power.

Nowadays John Kerry gives climate-change speeches to expand those limitations; but the tide is still not listening.

Nevertheless, libs and statists worldwide keep trying to enslave us based on their ridiculous promises to protect us from bad weather. They’ve had more success at this when they scare us all with COVID stories. The goal is total domination.

Nature isn’t listening. And why should we?

Are the Big Shots Stupid, Too?

Our world leaders think we’re stupid. That’s what entitles them to abuse us. But are they as stupid as they think we are?

You bet your topknot they are.

To sell its  Climbit Chainge scam, the United Nations Corrupt Dictators Club has produced a video in which a computer-generated dinosaur lectures the General Assembly that “going extinct is a bad thing.”

And it’s all our fault, see, because we burn fossil fuels! Boo! Hiss! Why, everybody knows we have a moral obligation to adopt a 12th-century standard of living! While all our leaders zoom around on private jets, live in colossal mansions that use more electricity in a day than a whole town uses in a week, and plot to reduce our numbers by any means necessary, leaving just enough of us to be their slaves–

I want to scream sometimes.

So they’re gonna sell this deal to us with the aid of a computer-generated dinosaur. Maybe they’ll bring back Barney the Dinosaur to sell it to the kids.

Climate Change! COVID! Systemic racism! Shudder, cringe–only government can save us! By creating fear and panic and then promising to save us.

Just for the record, there is no man-made “climate change.”

Well, I guess there’s something to be said for an imaginary dinosaur to be discussing an imaginary crisis.

 

Seeing Clearly–Now!

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Don’t you love it when suddenly you want to shout “Eureka!” and leap out of the bathtub–because finally, at last, you have just seen something clearly? It’s one of the things I love about working in the Chalcedon Foundation’s ministry. New insights are always just around the corner.

Today, as I listened to the Chalcedon podcast (see the preceding post), I granted we are living under a Great Fear. Who can deny it? COVID! Climate Change! Systemic Racism! Yowsah, yowsah, we are scared witless!

Ah! But government will save us! Especially a global government.

Uh, wait a minute… Who put us under that Great Fear? Morning, noon, and night–whose tame nooze media pumped out fear? Who told us we were all gonna die horrible deaths unless we gave more power to the government?

And who takes off in private jets at the drop of a hat, lives in mansions eighteen inches from the tide line, throws $30,000-a-plate wingdings in which they don’t wear the masks that they demand we wear?

Of course they make us afraid! How better to secure their power over us? The only thing better would be to get us all addicted to a drug that only they could supply–and only to the good little sheeple who obey them unconditionally.

Uh-oh…

They do this to us and expect to be rewarded.

May God reward them as they deserve.

‘Freezing, Freezing Everywhere…’ (2014)

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As we speak, the global ruling class has descended on Scotland–it took hundreds of private jets to get them there–to babble about how they’re gonna stop Climbit Change by scuffing their shoes on us plebs.

I am reminded of a delightful Global Warming morning in 2014 when we had freezing temperatures in all 50 states–even Florida and Hawaii.

Freezing, Freezing Everywhere…

These people mean to devour our freedoms and sit themselves up as kings and satraps. For four years Donald Trump kept their fangs out of our necks. Now there’s no one: we’ll have to do it ourselves.

O Lord our God, defend us.

O Lord our God, avenge the crimes committed against us by these ungodly wicked persons.

In Jesus’ name, Amen.

‘UN Wackos Call for $240/Gallon Gas Tax’ (2018)

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President Trump let them howl at the moon for four years, but now the Climbit Chains witch doctors are ramping up their act again because he isn’t there to ignore them.

What do they want? Well, stupid crazy stuff like this.

UN Wackos Call for $240/Gallon Gas Tax

So next month the world’s ruling class will have a big pow-wow (in Scotland) and try to decide what to do about winter. France wants ’em to “re-classify” nuclear energy as “green energy,” ROFL. Why don’t they just do the same for fossil fuels, and end the problem? But there’s a strong faction among the big shots that’s willing to see the plebs all freeze themselves to death as a human sacrifice to their pagan pseudo-religion.

Oh! And don’t forget those “unprecedented societal changes”! Betcha can’t wait to see what those are! The plan-demic has already given us a little taste of that.

May the Lord our God defend us.

 

 

What About This ‘Insurrection’?

Photos: Inside the Raucous, Colorful Protest that Shut Down “Wall Street  West” – Mother Jones

What crap.

Oh, wait, I know! It’s only an “insurrection” if Democrats think it’s aimed at them.

Several dozen “climate activists” (mercy, I’m already bored) were arrested this week when they tried to force their way into the Interior Dept. (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/4004186/posts), injuring a number of security officers. The jidrools called themselves “People vs. Fossil Fuels.” A commenter wondered how they got to Washington. I hear they had a flying carpet.

So… was this just a “mostly peaceful protest”? Or was it a calamity on the scale of 9/11, World War II, or the Civil War? We’ll have to wait for our Free & Independent Democrat Nooze Media to tell us what to think of it. What asinine hyperbole will they come up with?

Living in the Age of Stupid as we do, we can hardly expect people not to believe that the government can control the sun’s energy output–heck, they control everything else. Just hand down a mandate! And if the sun persists in being hotter than we think it ought to be… Lockdown! “Are you listening, Sun? One more degree and we start shootin’ people!”

Hey! Think they’ll make the climate protestors disappear for months on end without a trial?

Think again.

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“‘Climate Change’ Con Artists Caught Again’ (2015)

Some people don’t understand why so many of us share such a deep distrust of government.

It’s because the government has this really bad habit of lying to us. About everything. About “climate change,” for instance.

‘Climate Change’ Con Artists Caught Again

They’re still trying to put that whopper across–although now most of their eggs are in the COVID basket. The idea is to terrify people into submission. The goal is to control us. To own us, as it were.

This is why so many of us have so much trouble accepting anything help out to us by hypocrites and liars.

Fake data, made up to serve a political objective–and they want to stick a needle into everybody in the world.

‘Climbit Change Mob Goes Rabid’ (2017)

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Useless people, useful idiots

This is the lesson of the 21st century, its contribution to political theory:

Scare the daylights out of ’em, and you can do anything you want.

They thought the boogie-man of Climate Change was going to give them absolute power over us, but somehow they could never seal the deal. That drove them crazy.

Climbit Change Mob Goes Rabid

Well, before they could somehow impose the death penalty for “Climate Change Denialism,” along came King COVID and gave them everything they ever lusted for. In less than two years, freedom has almost been erased from the world. America is still relatively free, at least compared to others–but wit you well, Democrats do not intend for it to stay that way.

Now They Want to Take Your Cats and Dogs (2017)

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It was only four years ago that, um, “scientists” at UCLA wanted to take away your cats and dogs Because Global Warming.

New Global Warming Threat! Your Pet

Well, nothing has come of that–yet!–but it does serve to illustrate the limitless vistas of tyranny that dance round and round in leftists’ heads like visions of sugar plums. They eat other people’s freedom. They lust for it.

See, dogs and cats eat meat [shocked gasps from the peanut gallery]. So you gotta have only vegan pets. I have nothing against herbivorous animals, but I can’t see a cow or a sheep thriving in my apartment

Liberals are a menace to human life and sanity.

We really do need to find a way to get them out of our government and our other institutions.