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Gore: Global Warming Caused Brexit

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Former Vice President Al Gore, who washed out of divinity school, has no more scientific background than your cat, and refuses to debate, now says Global Warming aka Man-Made Climate Change aka B.S. caused both Brexit and the Syrian civil war ( http://www.breitbart.com/video/2017/03/23/al-gore-global-warming-principal-cause-syrian-civil-war-brexit/ ).

Global Warming also caused Wanda Schlumpf to grow a mustache and Jasper Facehead to misplace his riding mower owner’s manual.

Gore, whose alarmist campaign has made him a gazillionaire, says the only way we can survive–or, sometimes, the only way to Save The Planet–is to set up a world government and give it absolute power over even the most minute and intimate details of our lives. Oh, and we should also give it all our money. Otherwise we’re all gonna die.

Brexit couldn’t possibly have been caused by lots of people in Britain resenting the European Union’s high-handed rules and regulations and the London elite’s obsession with becoming Citizens Of The World. Heavens no. Nor could the Syrian civil war have had anything to do with an inherently unstable, artificially constructed state finally cracking up because competing groups of homicidal maniacs couldn’t decide which of them ought to have the right to massacre the others. And certainly the imbecility of EU satraps inviting hordes of Muslim “refugees”–almost all of them able-bodied men of military age–into their countries to raise cane has nothing whatever to do with it, so help me Gore…

Nope–it’s all just some kind of global climatic determinism–

Wait, stop, I’m getting sick. I can’t stand much more of this. When this bag of crap explodes, watch out!


Noozetalk

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By now you’ve heard there’s been another terrorist strike in London today. The bad guy drove his car onto the sidewalk on Westminster Bridge, in sight of the Houses of Parliament, mowing people down, killing some and badly injuring many. Guess who’s M.O. that is.

Then he got out of the car and stabbed a police officer–whereupon they shot him.

I’m not here to function as a reporter of the incident; besides which, the details are still coming in and we haven’t got the whole story yet. But one thing I did read caught my eye.

To set the scene: this bad guy, having just wreaked havoc on the bridge, gets out of his car and, in front of a whole crowd of witnesses, plus TV cameras, he stabs a police officer. At which point, finally, he gets shot.

And the nooze report puts it like so: “a man, believed to be the suspect…”

What? You mean he isn’t? Like maybe he’s just some innocent passerby that the police shot down because they didn’t have anything else to do at the moment?

I’m thinking maybe I ought to be thankful that the noozies didn’t label the killer “a Trump supporter.”

As a vehicle for transmitting accurate, reliable information, the nooze media have become increasingly inadequate. They’re either too careful when there’s surely no reason to be, or else totally reckless: it all depends on what political spin they want to put on the story.

If you can’t believe the “news,” you might as well not have any.


Feminists ‘Abort’ Baby Jesus

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NOTE: I’ve decided to provide no link to this news item. There are some images that I simply will not publish here, and I couldn’t find a news story without one of those images. If you search for it yourself, it’ll be easy to find. But I wouldn’t recommend it.

International Women’s Day in Argentina–a band of feminists set up outside a Roman Catholic church and perform a mock abortion on the Virgin Mary, bloodily murdering the Savior of the world. That was the show they chose to put on, maybe thinking it would win hearts and minds to their cause. The abortion performers wore the now-famous “pink pussy” hats. The feminist playing Mary wore blue. And that’s as far as I want to describe this disgusting scene.

Could their message be any clearer?

God’s message is the same He wrote on the King of Babylon’s wall: Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin. “God hath numbered thy kingdom, and finished it… Thou art weighed in the balances, and found wanting…” (Daniel 5:26-27)

Once upon a time, the claims of feminism were reasonable and just. That time has passed. I confess I don’t know what the hell they want, anymore. And I have used the h-word on purpose, because that’s where this stuff comes from and that’s where it’s going.


Turkey Boss Calls Nazi Victims ‘Nazis’

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Y’know how, if you say or do or believe anything a liberal doesn’t like, that makes you “a nazi”? Well, that fad has gone international: Turkish big shot Biff (or whatever his name is) Erdogan has called the people of the Netherlands “nazis” and their country “the capital of fascism” because they won’t let him use their country as a base for his political rallies ( https://www.yahoo.com/news/erdogan-warns-netherlands-ministers-expulsion-002144705.html ).

Quick history quiz. 1) During 1940, which country’s defenseless cities did the Luftwaffe bomb into smoking ruins, Holland’s or Turkey’s? 2) During World War II, which country openly sympathized with the Third Reich, the Netherlands or Turkey? I realize this will be very difficult for recent college graduates, but I can’t help that.

They’re gonna have a vote, next month, on a new constitution in Turkey, and Turkish citizens living in Europe will be allowed to vote in this election. Erdogan’s government wants to organize political rallies on European soil, and the Dutch don’t want him doing it in their country. That makes them “nazis.” You know–followers of Adolf Hitler, tried to murder all the Jews in Europe, invaded Russia, etc.

Ol’ Biff has developed a real penchant for trying to involve himself in the internal workings of European countries. Biff, you gotta wait until they actually surrender to Turkey before you can do that. Can’t you bide your time for just a few more years?

John Sobieski, we need you now…


Liberal Logic 101

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Welcome to Introduction to Left-Wing Logic. Here you will learn at least 90% of what you will eventually say.

Today’s lesson: an example.

Conservatives turn people against us by reminding them that Democrats booed God at their 2012 national convention, and have lately booed and heckled both  the opening prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance at smaller meetings. How do we counter that?

Easy!

Step One: Deny. Employ such sharp ripostes as “Never happened!” “That’s a lie!” “That video was edited!” “The Russians hacked the video!” Remember, there is no such thing as “truth,” or “a fact.” There is only whatever helps us to gain power, and whatever doesn’t help.

Step Two: Personal attack. You must discredit the speaker. Employ such unanswerable epithets as “Racist!” “Knotsy!” “Fascist!” “Biggit!” “Hater!” There are many you can use. Many conservatives will give up and slink away. Most Republicans will. They just can’t stand up to our rage.

But, in case neither Step One nor Step Two, or both of them together, suffice to win the argument…

Step Three: Riot. You are entitled to injure the persons and destroy the property of anyone who dares to disagree with you. This is how democracy gets done in America.

This set of procedures should be adequate for any disagreement you might conceivably encounter.

And if all else fails, Step Four: Reach for the Play-Doh.


Oh, No! More Jobs!

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There’s wailing and gnashing of teeth in Democratland: the new ADP jobs report shows that in Donald Trump’s first full month as president, the U.S. economy has added some 298,000 jobs ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4293622/Trump-s-month-brings-massive-employment-boom.html ).

Because leftids in office are unable to do it, this is supposed to be impossible. And so, if it’s not too late to make a prediction, here’s what I think the lib ‘n’ prog response will be.

First they’ll deny it. The jobs report simply can’t be true. The Russians must have hacked it.

When that doesn’t work, they’ll call names. We don’t care what any report says! They’re all a bunch of fascists and knotsies! And this-or-that-o-phobes!

And if that doesn’t work, there’s always riots.

How predictable they have become in less than two short months.


Is the CIA Out of Control?

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Sun Tzu said a general or a ruler who refuses to use secret agents is inhuman. All right–in the minefield of international relations, war, and politics, you need inside information so you can make the right decisions.

But I’m also thinking of a quote by George Washington: “Observe good faith and justice toward all nations.”

What with our Central Intelligence Agency and other intel agencies scrambling to try to undermine our president, they seem to have been too busy to see to their own security. So now Wikileaks is about to unload more than 8,700 confidential U.S. intelligence documents–which show, among other things, that the CIA actively meddled in the 2012 national elections in France ( https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/ ). Was that good faith and justice toward France?

The documents also reveal the CIA’s “covert hacking program,” directed at many targets. You name it, they’ve hacked it.

Two troubling questions arise.

First, is our national intelligence apparatus secure? Doesn’t look it. And that could certainly wind up threatening our national security.

But second, do we now have a CIA that does whatever it freakin’ well pleases, with no accountability to the nation it’s supposed to serve? I don’t know which is worse: an intelligence agency that can’t keep its secrets, or a rogue intelligence agency that pursues its own agenda.

The president and Congress, both of them, have got to see to this. It isn’t safe, and it isn’t right.


Can They Start a Civil War?

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Ex-presidents, if they’re Republicans, just ride off into the sunset and don’t bother us anymore. If they’re Democrats, they don’t.

Former President Barack *Batteries Not Included* Obama has taken this to new heights, buying a zillion-dollar mansion just two miles from the White House–public service has been very good to him–and telling assorted stooges that his goal is to “oust Trump” from the presidency ( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4271412/Obama-confidante-Valerie-Jarrett-moves-Kaloroma-home.html ).

Former Attorney General Eric aka Bagman aka Fast ‘n’ Furious Holder says, “He’s coming. And he’s ready to roll.”

Democrats say Obama’s “immense popularity” will be the lever he can use to overthrow America’s duly elected president.

Asked if he’s worried, President Trump shrugged it off and said, “It’s politics.” But I very much doubt he’s going to ignore it.

Clausewitz was famous for defining war as “politics by other means.” Is politics just “war by other means”?

Here’s the point: If they can’t run the country, liberals will settle for ruining it. Their whole reason for existing is to destroy and debauch everything that we hold dear, in the service of their master, Satan. I didn’t used to believe that, but they’ve convinced me that it’s so.


Movie Guy: ‘We’re Doomed!’

The bigger a movie big-shot you are, I guess, the more you can mouth off.

Now it’s James Cameron–Terminator, The Abyss, Titanic, Avatar: a bunch of big movies like that can give you a really big mouth–warning us that we’re all gonna die unless we embrace the saving faith of Global Warming/Climate Change and start listening to Democrats instead of indulging in criminal follies like electing Donald Trump ( http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/01/29/james-cameron-on-the-trump-administration-these-people-are-insane.html ). And blah-blah-blah.

Is there any room left for doubt that Climate Change has become a species of religion? Cameron’s hooked up now with some guy named Simcha Jacobovici, last seen claiming to have found Jesus Christ’s brother’s tomb with the body still in it. That claim quietly died out for lack of proof. But if only they could put Jesus Christ away for good! Then we’d all be free to worship Mother Gaea, or Chuck Schumer, or both.

I admit to having enjoyed the first two Terminator movies. Just because Cameron is as big a fat-head as Arnold Schwarzenegger himself doesn’t mean they couldn’t make a couple of compelling movies. But I don’t think I’ll bother with any more of Cameron’s movies. I repent having contributed time and money to an artistic enterprise that helped cause this guy’s head to swell perilously close to the breaking point.


‘The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans’

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Edited by Dr. Floyd Rubbish, Professor of Gender Studies and Social Justice at Effing University (see above)

(Leaked to this blog by someone who dassn’t give his name)

The following are excerpts from a pamphlet that will be distributed at the upcoming Democrat retreat in West Virginia, The Progressives’ Guide to Talking to Regular Americans.

*We are perplexed that “regular Americans,” who do not live in large urban centers, rejected our party and our candidate in the 2016 national elections. This aberration must be corrected!

For some unfathomable reason, yelling at these people, calling them names, making fun of them, and running down everything that they hold sacred just doesn’t seem to be working anymore. Well, it’s like yelling at a bunch of bowling pins, isn’t it? So we must modify our approach, and here are a few suggestions for doing so…

*Patiently and kindly explain to these stupid people just how stupid they are. They haven’t grasped that yet.

*In a friendly and winsome manner, explain to them just how lucky they are to have wise intellectuals like us to guide them, and what a calamity it would be for them to make important decisions without our guidance.

*Patiently teach them to understand just how wrong, stupid, outdated, wicked, and absurd their values are, especially their religious notions, and how wise they would be to abandon their values and accept our values in their place.

*We recommend no further action on a proposal to rename Washington, D.C., “Obamagrad.” Our focus groups didn’t think much of it.

*Use star power! Convince them that they, too, can be beautiful and cool like Beyonce and Lady Gaga if only they believe and vote as Beyonce and Lady Gaga do. Success is virtually guaranteed! Even 65-year-old academics with grey ponytails want to be beautiful and cool like Beyonce and Lady Gaga.

*Finally, if all else fails, simply pretend to agree with these fools, tell them what they want to hear, and, once you’re back in office, the hell with ’em! This has always worked for Republicans, and it’s a cinch to work for us, too!

Provided as a public service.


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