New CDC Guidelines for, um, ‘Having Sex’

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Here we go with the happy puppies again. How am I supposed to illustrate this mess?

(Thanks to Susan for the nooze clip–blame her.)

Reacting to the new monkeypox scare, the government’s Center for Disease Control has issued new guidelines for “having sex” (See for one of several examples)–and how the dickens do I write about this? I knew I was in trouble when I read a reminder to “wash your hands, fetish gear [“fetish gear”?], and sex toys” after “having sex.”

Yeah, better wash that fetish gear… Like everybody has some.

We’re also counseled to avoid “hugging, massaging, kissing”–but M______ is “always safe.” But just to make sure, preserve “social distancing” when “having sex.” Try not to do it at a distance less than six feet.

I trust this gives you some idea of how hard it is to write satire, these days.

But not to worry! There’s always mail-in voting! That’s how you wind up with SloJo in the White House. You know they’re gonna go for that again!

Our Self-Sink Navy

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Safe enough for you?

“I intend to sail in harm’s way.”  –John Paul Jones

“Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!”  –Adm. David Farragut

“We intend to create a safe space for everybody.”  –Today’s pathetic excuse for a navy.

Forget about winning wars. The U.S. Navy isn’t about winning wars, defending America, or anything like that. It’s about “right pronouns”! It’s about “affirming someone’s identity”! ( They’ve even produced a training video to that effect.

Do you want to hear what office of the U.S. Navy has generated this? Better sit down first. Take a deep breath–

Naval Sea Systems Command Inclusion and Engagement Council: Diversity Team.

I wonder what Admiral Halsey would have thought of that.

I wonder what the new Communist Chinese Navy thinks of it. Thank they’re scared of us? [Seven-minute laugh break, plus oxygen]

If this doesn’t get stopped, erased, and replaced by sanity before the next major war starts… we’re sunk.

Priming Ourselves for Disaster

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Whose side are they on?

What is the job of any national military organization? To defend the nation–right?

So what sense does it make to teach upcoming young military officers that the country they’ll be called upon to defend is an evil, racist, oppressive hell-hole?

But that’s what they’re teaching the cadets at West Point: Critical Race Theory (“All white people are oppressors; all non-white people are oppressed”). Oh–and also how to “address whiteness” (

Judicial Watch had to win a lawsuit before they could get this information: Dept. of Defense wouldn’t release it. They knew they had something to hide, and they were hiding it.

In a big dust-up with, say, Red China… would our young officers know which side they were supposed to fight for?

We need a new commander-in-chief who will put a stop to this at once. Every man or woman who ever taught this poison–dishonorable discharge without a pension. Remove the commandant of West Point: bust him down to private and then kick him out without a pension.

Then it’ll be the voters’ duty to make sure no Democrat is ever again elected president. ‘Cause this schiff only happens when you’ve got one of those in the White House.

Billionaires Who Finance ‘Transgender’

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Well, here’s a nice depressing story. Kudos to reporter Jennifer Bilek, who has investigated it in depth.

First, a new term for us to learn–“Synthetic Sexual Identities,” or SSI, to be achieved by “creating new SSIs using surgeries and drugs.” Or, to put it more boldly, and I quote, “We are making God…”

Pushing it for all they’re worth is the politically powerful billionaire Pritzker family, owners of the Hyatt Hotel chain, with lots and lots of powerful allies and accessories.


As sane people, we don’t know why! The end result of all this will be mass sterility, possibly resulting in human extinction if it isn’t stopped in time. If this campaign wasn’t brewed in Hell, I don’t know what is.

Fight for us, O Lord our God! And give us what we need, to accomplish our work for Christ’s Kingdom.

‘Men Can’t Be Lesbians’? Jail for You!

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I wonder why more people don’t run screaming to the sidewalk, trying to escape this evil age.

So… In Denmark, a woman faces up to three years in prison (!!) for saying, and posting it on Twitter, that men cannot be lesbians ( She also said that men cannot be mothers. (Horrified gasps)

This rates jail time? Really? Yeahbut, yeahbut! Some wacko of a tranny complained! Shouldn’t that automatically land you in solitary confinement–or do they only do that to you for trespassing?

Do we honestly want to live in a world where you can go to jail for stating the freakin’ obvious?

The people who are building this prison for us need to be stopped.

Biden State Dept. Goes Mad

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A leaked email reveals that in a few days the State Dept. is going to announce and appoint a “Special Representative for Equity and Justice” whose job will be “strengthening democracy worldwide”–yes, they said worldwide–according to “the core tenets of President [sic] Biden’s foreign policy” (

SloJo has a foreign policy? What do you win if you guess what it is?

This is really something. Who knew they were that crazy? These dindles have already wasted almost a billion dollars (!) trying to bring women’s lib to Afghanistan. Didn’t work, total fail. Are they going to work their way through the alphabet all the way to Zimbabwe? Hey, it’s “Worldwide Racial Equity”! Engineered by doofuses in Washington. It comes from The Regime’s “Equity Action Plan” drawn up by idiots in April.

I mean, really! They’re gonna do this worldwide? Remake every country into whatever SloJo thinks it ought to be? What if a country doesn’t want to be remade?

We are in deep, deep trouble…

My Newswithviews Column, June 9 (‘Suing Your Schools’)

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I’m all in favor of suing public school districts over their inane and stupid policies. If you’ve got the money, why not? You might win a million-dollar settlement–that’s one less diversity counselor they can hire (until they raise the taxes again). They might even back down for a while.

But they’re not going to change. They are *Educators, and they will never change.

Suing Your Schools

“Parents are not to be notified,” says the crack-brained “school policy,” when a child decides to embrace sexual unreality.

These are evil people. Not just misguided. They are evil, their policies are both evil and insane, and they should not be allowed near anybody’s children.

Take the children out of there and starve the beast to death.

Your Daily Public Schooling Outrage

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Achtung! We take mispronouning very seriously!

Hey! Let’s invoke federal law as we *Investigate* three 8th-grade kids for using the wrong pronouns! It’s sexual harassment! Let’s call it “mispronouning.”

That’s what’s going on in the Kiel, Wisconsin, school district (

“School officials” will do just about anything to advance the Transgender agenda. Do you believe Congress actually passed a law to require everyone to call boys girls when they’re still boys but now they insist they’re girls? What’s the penalty for Mispronouning? Seven years in Leavenworth?

Oh, forsooth! three boys used “incorrect pronouns”! Break out the guillotine!

Please, please, please, everybody! Take a good hard look at your local school district’s priorities. And it’s all done with your tax dollars.

Update: We are told the school district dropped its “investigation” rather than enter into a lengthy lawsuit which would have them publicly defending their insane and wicked transgender policies.

Go Trans–Or Don’t Eat

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Boy, those 81 million phantoms who voted for Biden have a lot to answer for.

In his continuing jihad to promote “transgender,” especially by targeting children, SloJo has issued an executive order that school districts must implement The Regime’s transgender/inclusion policies… or else be cut off from federal funds that provide school lunches for children from low-income families ( The funds come through the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture’s Food and Nutrition Service.

“Embrace transgender, or your kids don’t eat!”

Ours is supposed to be a representative government. Does this government represent you? Does it represent anyone except the Far Left Crazy?

We are asked to believe that without food provided by the government, children will be starving all over America. I find that well-nigh impossible to believe–unless it’s just another government dependency program that they’ve succeeded in making people think they can’t do without. America’s “poor” would be middle-class in many another country. Do their kids really, truly starve if the government schools don’t feed them?

Sounds like a hustle to me.

But imagine that it isn’t. Imagine that it’s true. What does that say about a government that holds poor children hostage for its insane transgender policies? Yes–those policies that let boys into the girls’ rest rooms, locker rooms, and showers.

Do you really need your kids to be there?

Another Step Toward Wiping Us Out

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Even better than a doll, because it’ll take up no space!

This would be funny if it weren’t so sinister. You could say that about a lot of Satanic schemes.

A UK big-shot “scientist” says we’re gonna solve our “population problem”–what population problem?–“within 50 years” by making real babies obsolete and having “virtual AI [“Artificial Intelligence”] babies” that won’t cost anything to raise because… well, because they aren’t real! (

“All they that hate me love death,” the Bible says (Proverbs 8: 36). Bullseye.

As it is–first we’ve got to get our babies past the abortionist; and then if we do, the public schools are hot to trot to give them puberty blockers and turn boys into fake girls and girls into fake boys, all of whom will be sterile. And down the road, Far Left Crazy will have assisted suicide waiting for us.

These virtual babies will be “in the metaverse”–that’s not real, either: none of it’s real. They’re already calling them “tamagotchi babies,” after a recent fad for hand-held “tamagotchi pets,” which aren’t real.

They’re marching us down the road to human extinction and they just can’t get there fast enough.

Jesu defend us.