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‘Your Tuition Dollars at Work: Ohio State Teaches Atheists are Smarter than Christians’ (2014)

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“Higher education makes you really smart!”

There’s nothing like a college degree to make an idiot feel smart. Possession of a degree also, in their view, entitles them to be taken seriously and obeyed by you and me. This is one of the things that makes today’s new improved atheism tick.

https://leeduigon.com/2014/07/28/your-tuition-dollars-at-work-ohio-state-teaches-atheists-are-smarter-than-christians/

Ooh, ooh! They’re so smart, they could just hug and kiss themselves all over!

Because in most cases, no one else will.


Wholy Kow Hary Pottor he Is reel!!!

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Whell our Nothing Studies prefesser she layed a Big One on “us” tooday,, she teeched us “that” Hary Pottor he “is” Reel!!!!!

And That “is” wye wee hadded a In-Classt Assininemint to rite A “letter” to Hary Pottor askin himb To come And “use” his Magickle Paowers to maik Hillery be pressadint and we al sined It tooo!!! It was “a” Masterpeece! Hear i whil shoe “it” to yiu—

Deer Hary Pottor wood yiu Pleeze come hear to Our Collidge and do yore Magickle Paowers to chainge Evvrything and maike Hillery Roadhog Clintin ore pressadint Insted “of” “that” no-goood Evel Racist donold trumpt!!! And than wee al sined Our Naimes!!!

Nhow How “do” wee Know hary Pottor “he” is reel??? The prefesser teeched it “to” us!!! She sayed if Spydor Man and aslo Aqua Men and aslo Plague Man thay “are” al Reel than lodgick it sayes than Hary Pottor “he” has aslo got To Be reel tooo!!!! “Yiu cant ague whith That!! she” sayed. Whel somb dum idjit he “did” try to argeu so she Flunckted himb and sended himb “to” Sensortivatie Traning!!!!

Now we has to weigt till Our letter it “gets To” Hary Pottor his adress it “is” a Seacrit but the prefesser she Knows somboddy whoo knows it and thenn “he” “wil” comb hear and maik a Magickle Spel and maybe aslo iff i “ask” himb reel Nice he can do a Spell to maik these “hear” Jim Sox taste better, thay alyaws dont taste so Good in summbertime.!


Hat Speach it Kills!!!

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Now it “is” more Impotant then evver to Abbolitch all Hat Speach that is “done” “by” Haters!

And yiu know wye?? Becose hat speach it kills!!! We jist herd abuot stodents At “a” Collidge in Mastachoositts thay got kilt Dedd wen thay herd Hat Speach, kilt themb rihght thare “on The” Spott!!!

It terns Out that Hat Speach it is a “new” Marital Art like Joo-doh or Carroty and wen a Hater thay do it thay Can kill yiu Whith it!!!! This hear it “is” Verry Serius!!!!!!! and the ownly whay “To” Stopit is to out-Law al Hat Speach!!!

And wood yiu Beleave it??? That same Collidge, thay are trying to Bring Back that no-good stinkin Frist Amenment and aslo “Free Speach” jist so moar Minorites thay can get kilt “By” it!!!

But hear at ore Collidge thare woont be No “Freee Speach” aloud at all!!!! We are goingto “Passs” that to-nihght at our Stodent Soviet meating!! So fromb Now On “:yiu” best be Carfull watt yiu say or yiu whill Get throne out Of collidge!!! and yiu cant get no Deegree ether!! Lyke that one Prefesser ze sayed, thay auhght to Crave it On Stone “watt” yiu can Say and “watt” yiu “cant!!!!!!””

And wee whill doo it tooo as sooon as we Fynde a big “enuhgh” Stoan!!!


Yale Prof Hates White Men, Loves Soviet Union

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We miss you, Uncle Joe!

I know–this is sort of like reporting that the Pope is Catholic.

A Yale professor declared, “Life was better under the Soviets” and that “everybody” she knows, who came to America from former communist countries, found our “neo-capitalist” system “inhuman,” blah-blah-blah (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13431).

She was just getting warmed up. She went on to proclaim “Whiteness is terrorism,” white men “have no awareness of others,” and should all be sent to “re-education” camps (because that will stop gun violence, don’t you know). Feel the love.

What do you want to bet none of the social media ever bans or censors this venom-spitting racist jerk?

Defund the universities now! What sense does it make to use public money to raise up a generation that hates our country and wants to turn it into a communist hell-hole?

That jidrool at Yale is doing it on your dime, people.


Another College Caper

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Far Left Crazy students at Williams College, Massachusetts, are trying to deter the college from allowing free speech (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13425).

Watch the way they’ve learned to use words. “They want to kill us with hate speech.” Is that a new martial art I never heard of? “Bringing in certain speakers”–that is, conservative speakers–is tantamount to “violence.” If this keeps up, normal people won’t understand a word these students say.

They gave a standing ovation to a speaker who said “Colleges should write rules on stone on who can and cannot speak on campus.” Any of these student’s heads would suffice for a writing surface. They also applauded the speaker’s assertion that no “opinions” should ever be uttered on campus–“only factual speech.” You don’t need me to tell you how illogical that is, do you? I mean, like, “no opinions allowed” is… well, an opinion. And a stupid opinion at that.

College officials and staff are trying to bring free speech to Williams College, but the snowflake students are powerfully riled up against it. That’s what their, uh, education has done for them.

Cut to the chase–defund the colleges. There’s no way America benefits from raising up a whole generation of neo-Stalinists.

We’ve not only clutched a viper to our nation’s bosom. We’re hatching the viper’s eggs.


‘Got Discomfort? Call the Cops!’ (2016)

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Complete the sentence and win a tin foil hat: “I believe everybody ought to go to college because __________.”

Meanwhile, at the Looniversity of Portland, if you see any kind of “interaction of intolerance” that makes you feel just a teeny bit uncomfortable, they’re advising you to… call the police!

https://leeduigon.com/2016/02/16/got-discomfort-call-the-cops/

Kampus Kops battling microaggressions. What a thriller that’d make.

“Ooh-ooh, officer, I just saw somebody tearing up an American flag and it made me feel soooo uncomfortable–!”

No, no. They’ll only act if it was the Rainbow Gay Rights Weird Sex Flag that you saw somebody disrespecting.

Defund the colleges now. All of them.


We Has got rid Of Lodgick!!!

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Our Stodent Soviet hear At collidge we “are” “reely” smoakin’ now!!

We hadded a Uneaminass Voat today “to” Abbolisch Lodgick becose “it” “is” A toole of Wyte Mail Oprestion!! Man, thay woodnt Be “abel” to thinck Of anny Thing at all iff thay didnt cheet “by” using Lodgick.

Now watt Is Lodgick?? that Is kindof hard “to” ansser wen yiu doant Know watt it is! So we skipped That part! Alll yiu knead to know Is Lodgick alyaws it leeeds to Trans Fobier and Hetro-Normbativvaty and Captalists keeeping down “the” Peeple!! It is Ownly us Interllecturals hear “at” Collidge who gives a damb four The Peeple and that “it is” whye The Peeple yiu cant allow themb “to” say and do things!!!

Fromb now On anny boddy thay gets Cawt using Lodgick thay are so Stopid,, thay whil Get put “in” Spacial Sensertibbity Traning to make thare Branes not Use Lodgick no moar… insted thay whil has To lern “the” teckneek of Think Whitout No Thinking!!! It is a spacial kit that yiu can bye from This hear Auntifa gye he is Selling it;, siure it Cost a lot butt “it” “willl” “be” Whirth It!!! He toled us “Oncet yiu use this Methhid on somboddy ze wil” Never “thinck Nothing anny moar!”

Watt cood be beter Then That???


Collidge Oar Jale!! Yore Choyce!!

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That guy Kernel Sanders he “has” reely got A Grate Ideer!! Free Collidge for evry boddy perssin in the Untied States!!!!!!

He undrastands that This it “is” the ownly whay to fixx Amaricka!!!! YIU HAS GOT “TO” put Evry Singal Perssin Into COLLIDGE and iff thay woont “go” than yiu has got to “put themb” IN JALE!!!!! So afftir wee herd his Speach we hadded a Stodent Soviet meting and wee voted for Unaversle Free Collidge Be Compolsary ((that meens yiu Has “got” to go weather yiu Like It or knot!)) and aslo YIU CANT DO NOTHING ELSSE till afftir yiu “get” yore Deegree and aslo gradurate!!!

And thean somb Racist he sayed Whel “watt abuot whoo is goingto Do alll The “whirk” wile evry boddy thay Are alll In Collidge??”” Man watt a stopid and Hate Full dum and stopid thing to say!!! Like evry boddy knose Whirk It Blows! and it is jist a whay of Keeping The Peple Down!!!! So wee hadded to beet him Up “and” putt him “in” Sensortivvaty Traning!! Yiu doont has to whirk if yiu Are a Interllectural!!!!!!!!!!

And if evry boddy In The Contry thay “are” Alll Interllecturals then we Can has Pressadint O-Bomba back and aslo Hillery she can be Pressadint tooo and evry thing that is Rong it whil be fixxed and Thare “woont” be no moar Prombles!!! becose us Interllecturals we are Smart and evry Thing we doo it is smart!! and aslo wee wil putt alll Wite Peple in Jale tooo! Becose all the Prombles are thare fawlt!!!!

Jist thinck Of it!! Abstolotly Evry Singal Perssin in Amairika In Collidge!! Full Time!!! All studdyin for Deegrees “in” Gender Studies and Superhero Studes and aslo in Nothing Studies like Me!!!! I dont “know” wye we dint think “Of” this a thowsind yeers A’go!!!

 


College Now, Regret Later

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Would you believe it? Some two-thirds of American employees regret having earned college degrees–mostly because it cost them so much and rewarded them so little (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/two-thirds-of-american-employees-regret-their-college-degrees/).

Persons working in jobs requiring STEM degrees (Science, Technology, Engineering, Math)–also known as real stuff–are much less dissatisfied than those who ponied up for degrees in liberals arts or social sciences.

The debt hanging over their heads for years and years is the leading reason for regretting having gone to college; but in second place is the graduate’s “area of study.” Well, yeah–what are you supposed to do with your master’s degree in Superhero Studies? It was all right while you were at college partying and getting wasted every other night; but now that you’re sweeping the floor at the 7-11 and earning the minimum wage, that degree doesn’t look like such a hot idea.

And guess what! America’s aggregate student loan debt is now around $1.6 trillion! But not to worry–Democrat/Socialist presidential wannabe Bernie Sanders has proposed the government just tax Wall Street trading to pay off the debt.

If you think that’s a good idea, think again. Debt can never be wiped out–only shifted onto someone else. And who winds up standing at the bottom of the hill, when all this s*** rolls down? You, sunshine–the undefended taxpayer! ‘Cause there’s no way Wall Street’s just gonna swallow a $1.6 trillion s*** sandwich. This tab will be passed on to the public, one way or another.

Oh–and Bernie also proposes universal free college: everybody goes to college (everybody’s already going, but never mind), absolutely free!

We’re gonna need another trillion dollars.


‘The Chowderhead Quote of the Week’ (2015)

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He’s on the right side of history!

Why choose between wickedness and folly as the foundation for your whole society, when you can have both?

https://leeduigon.com/2015/09/15/chowderhead-quote-of-the-week/

Comedian Sarah Silverman says we should always follow “the college-aged” because they’re always “on the right side of history.” Have you noticed that the people who really like to use that phrase never know any history at all? Their ignorance, carefully cultivated by the public schools, is truly profound.

Anyway, that’s the folly part. The wickedness is supplied by many sources.


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