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They’re Gonna ‘Create a Godhead’

(Thanks to Linda for the news tip)

A former executive with Google has filed papers with the IRS preparatory to setting up “an official religion of technology… with the goal of creating a godhead” (https://pjmedia.com/faith/ex-google-executive-registers-first-church-of-ai-with-irs/). Meanwhile the tech wizards at WordPress can’t figure out how to make my news links link to any news.

I’m sure this subject comes up somewhere in the Bible. Lemme see now…

Their idols are silver and gold, the work of men’s hands… They that make them are like unto them; so is every one that trusteth in them.  —Psalm 115

I think there’s even a technical term for this. Now what could it be? Ooh-ooh, I know! Idol worship!

Excuse me. Batteries were running low, and had to interrupt my post to plug this laptop into the wall. I wonder what they’ll do when their godhead runs out of juice.

Can you believe it? People who are supposed to be smart, but who in fact are gibbering morons, actually propose to worship something that they create with their own hands. Not only is this foolishness; it is incredibly ancient foolishness. Ours is the most expensively and time-consumingly “educated” society in all of human history. And if that doesn’t make you laugh out loud, it ought to make you cry.

O Lord our God, please remember, when you judge our country, that these things are done without our consent, against our will, and over our objections. Amen.

 


‘Brain Removal Operations’ (2015)

In case you missed it the first time around, I think they’re still performing these operations at many college campuses; and I think I heard you can get one at your neighborhood Walgreen’s, too.

University Scandal! Brain-Removal Operations


How To get A Head!!

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I has alyaws wondred whatt To “do” iff yore Boddy was like “no goood” any more but yore Head it was “stil” jist Fine and “whatt” do yiu know, Sience it has got “the” Antser!! Now thay “can cut” yore Head off and putt It “on” anether boddy! Yiu beter beleave its True becose its “in” the news!!! (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017/11/17/worlds-first-human-head-transplant-successfully-carried/)

I was alreddy to sine Up “for” this hear Opration i was al exited butt then  my Prefesser he sorta pored Coled Watter on the hole idear, he sayed “woe holed on, that thare Docter he done it “on” a corps of some dedd guy and”” i sayed wel then That it is nothin, annyone thay culd Do It on a dedd body I culd doo it My self al you nead is some ducked tape!! Big deel! He is “stil dedd aint he??” butt anether sinetist in The storey he sayed soon thay be doing it with bodys “that is” not Dedd but stil alife!! so i was hapy again! I sayed yiu know,, This is “a” weiy yiu Can finnish Collidge if it is takin tooo long ether yiu Can “get a Smarter” Head or a beter Body to putt yore own head On.

Jist think!! John Kery he gets al Old and messed-up And he cant be stoping Climbit Change no more becose he Is evin two Old to go back in the Sennit so al thay got “to” do is cut his Head offf and stick it “on” a helthy Yung Boddy whith lots of mussels and He wil be As good As New!!! he culd evin run fore Pressadint agin if Hillery she dont whant to “do” it. i seen this movey once, thay sowed some wite guy’s Head onto a big blak guy’s Boddy and then you got somone witch Has “got two” Heads (but in the movey them two Heads thay didnt get A long so goood)!!

This jist gose to “show” that Sience it has got Al the Antsers al the Time!


How Much Worse Can It Get?

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The grin of pure idiocy

I’m beginning to think the transgender push may be the worst thing that’s happened in my lifetime. The pace is alarmingly fast–almost too fast to keep track of.

Latest: a Pew Research poll finds that 77% of Democrats with four years or more of college believe “sex is not determined at birth” (http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/11/12/pew-77-percent-white-democratic-graduates-cannot-determine-person-sex/).

Well, what do you expect from Democrats? And what do you expect from college? But still, that’s millions of people, millions of deluded idiots spouting this abominable twaddle.

And note the language creep within the poll, the repetition of the formula, “the sex they were assigned at birth.” What do they mean, assigned? Assigned by whom? An assignment necessarily implies an assigner. Uh, that would be God, wouldn’t it? So here are all these grinning moral imbeciles saying God’s assignments are wrong, He just can’t get it right. In fact, by insisting that reality is whatever we say it is, we assert that we are God.

I don’t know where this is taking us, but I’ll bet you anything it ends very badly. Very badly indeed, and with either a loud crash or a sickening soft plop.


PC Prof Gets a Dose of His Own Medicine

(Thanks to Linda for the news tip!)

A district court in California–of all places–has chastised a Fresno State University professor for harassing pro-life students and trying to restrict their First Amendment right to free speech (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/11/11/pro-life-student-group-wins-settlement-after-professor-tries-to-wipe-out-chalk-message/).

Did you ever think you’d see that happen? I’m astounded. Permit me to go outside and turn a cartwheel. [Returns from doing cartwheel.]

In addition to making him pay $17,000 to settle the case, the judge sentenced the leftid dingbat to… “First Amendment training”… to be provided by the Alliance Defending Freedom, the conservative lawyers’ group who represented the pro-life students. Man, that’s got to hurt! It’s the mirror image of the Maoist “sensitivity training” that our stupid colleges have inflicted upon thousands of students who didn’t have the right mind-set. A dose of their own medicine.

The pro-life students, with permission of the college authorities, chalked their message on a sidewalk. Mr. Prefesser “recruited” some of his students to help him harass and intimidate the plaintiffs and erase their message. His reasoning, if you can call it that, was that this sort of non-PC speech was restricted to the university’s “free speech zone” and could not be practiced outside of it.

Dude! There’s only one free speech zone in America! Its boundaries are the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. Fresno State got rid of its “free speech zone” in 2015, but it looks like Mr. Prefesser didn’t know that. Or maybe he was just feeling nostalgic for the good old days of the Great Cultural Revolution.

Whatever the case, this is whacking good news and we want to see lots and lots more of it. Force the leftids to wear the steel wool undies that they’ve picked out for the rest of us. Make ’em howl.

Because it’s their turn.


Transphobia, the Silent Killer

Guest columnist Dr. Sheldon Puce chairs the Dean Jagger School of Baldness at Fimbo University, where he is also Big Professor of Gender Studies. I have no idea why I have permitted him to do this.

I call transphobia “that there silent killer” because here at Fimbo University we don’t allow any transphobic remarks. Our Attitude Adjustment Program, centered on beatings and electric shocks, does a pretty good job of silencing transphobia.

But transphobia is also a civilization-killer, in that wherever it exists, it prevents the best and smartest people from taking charge of things. No civilization can flourish without multitudes of transgendered persons! My research has turned up the fact–predicted by my theory, of course–that throughout the history of the world, almost all great, important, really cool individuals were–you guessed it!–transgender.

Ramesses II, for instance, the greatest pharaoh Ancient Egypt ever had, was born Shirley Muldoon. Gender reassignment therapy quickly corrected that mistake! Queen Hatshepsut, on the other hand, was born a man, an error for which her parents were executed. Again, gender reassignment to the rescue!

Imagine history without Julius Caesar, Queen Victoria, Thomas Edison, Hyman Kaplan–all transgendered, every one of them! Imagine civilization without the great contributions made solely by transgendered persons–writing, building, the wheel, agriculture, and those things you throw in your laundry to make it smell nice.

Well, I have to go now, I’m chairing a meeting of Academics ‘R’ Us. Remember what I said–and get your gender changed today.


We screambed At the Sky!!!

Sea that viddio up thare? We was al sett To “go” out and screamb at the Sky and that wuld Make Hillery our Pressidint butt the Fashist callender It mustof beeen Wrong and aslo we was al “so” buzy thinking Deep Interllectural Thuohghts that somhow We “jist” forgetted to show “up” and that it made Us feel so badd! Evin Playdo it didnt make Us feeling much beter and some Of us “we strated” creying!! but my prefesser he sayed “al is” not “lost, yiu can stil” go Down town And screamb!

So we got up “a’ big crowed of Three of Us and we Wented Down Town and strated screambing in front of Citty haul only it wasnt Citty Hal but a Nale Saloon or somthing and then some Fat wimmim she come out “And” throwed a buckit of Coled Water on us and sayed “Now yiu” got somthing to Screamb abote!! wel it was alreddy a vary coled mourning “And” that water it jist about froze my Moth Antenners off! and then the Fashist palice thay come and “taked” us awaiy in thare cop Car and we was So “upsett” we strated singing Pressidint Obamma “Yiu” Got To Help us and one of the cops he sayed “how wuld yiu al like to” Garggle with Mace so yiu “beter Shut Up”!!

Thay taked us back “to” the Collidge and telled The Dean like “Neckst time Theese Ijjits thay do that we going to bust yiu too for Ading” and a’betting a public Nusince!!! And the Dean he telled us We better “Lay Low for” a wile At leest until Hillery she is pressadint but if he “gets arested” weel Be sari!!!!

Butt we did Do “some” screambing it mustof did som good becose than We “al” feeeled mutch beter!!!


They’re Not Just Crazy…

There is no way I’m going to illustrate this post with an applicable image! Here is a duck with her babies, instead.

The current cost of a year’s–ahem!–“education” at Harvard University hovers around $70,000. But don’t feel cheated! This includes Harvard’s third annual Sex Week with a special anal sex workshop! (https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/05/harvard-anal-sex-class_n_6102804.html)

I apologize for the content of this post. It’s here because there are still people who deny that such things exist; and their denial makes it easier for the “educators” to proceed with their work of spiritual destruction.

The material in the workshop is presented by a “sexologist” from a nearby “sex shop.”

That huge column of darkness is tuition dollars going up in smoke.

Exults the leftid Huffington Post, “We’re excited to see one of the nation’s most esteemed universities focusing on how we can all live healthier and happier sex lives.” Esteemed by whom?

And yes, there’s a political/Social Justice slant to it. As the presenter says, “Not all men have penises, not all women have vaginas… the b******* is the great sexual equalizer. All humans have a b*******.” What  could be more democratic than that? One might also ask, what could be more Democratic?

The reality-deniers deny that there are two sexes called “men” and “women,” while there are some 50 “genders” out there, blah-blah. They are not only crazy, but perverse and wholly given to evil. Their great achievement in the 20th century was to succeed, culturally, in separating sex from love, marriage, family, and the rest of human life, turning it into a stand-alone amusement with no connection to anything important. This has decayed our civilization and brought about much suffering and confusion.

O Lord Our God, please bring us back to sanity!


We going To The Ryat!!

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Boy am i exited!!! The Collidge it has got us a Buss so we Can “alll go” to the Auntyfa Ryat in the citty!! Somboddy thay sayed it was Gorge Sauros he payed “For” the Buss he is a grate man! We has his pitchure up in the dorms allong Whith pitchures of Chay and Mow and Marks and Kimb Jong Unn and other Grate Champeens of ThePeple!!!!

I culd not “get” a black massk To fit “over” my hedd on acount Of “my” Moth Antenners it bends them funny whays and That it reely herts!! But a bigg Paper Bag “it” fitts jist fine so i wil ware That once i figgers Out how to cut Eye Holes in it! and al Our Prefessers thay is giving Us Exter Creddit for being In “a” Ryat!!! that is goood becose my grades thay hasnt been so “hot” latele! Gender Studdies 202 it sure is hard!!!

This ryat it going to be Somthin Spatial it will nock that nogood Donold Trumpt rihght oot of The Wite House!!! and then Hillary she wil be Pressadint “and” we can al Finnish The Fudnementle Trantsformashon of stopid dum Americka!

We are “not Saposed” to killl noboddy but if Some Trumper Wite Stupremassist Biggit thay gets “In” our whay whach out!!! but it is OK to like sort of Bop somboddy “on The” hedd if thay Are “Not” on our Syde!

Wel i better “get” this hear Paper Bag reddy It is not so eesy as yiu think to cut out Eye Holes and i alreddy has cutt my Fingers “threee” times!


School Board Puts Lid on Homework

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In the secular humanist quest for an earthly paradise, no stone is small enough to be left unturned.

My hometown school board, as reported today in our local paper, has “enacted guidelines for assigning homework.” It seems the kiddies are all stressed out from too much homework, after a special committee worked on it for two whole years.

To quote from the news article by Claude Deltieure, “The recommended daily homework load is ten minutes per grade level”–ten minutes?–or a whopping 15 for reading. So a kid in 8th grade might be saddled with as much as 80 minutes per night, presuming all his teachers that day assigned homework.

It seems the board’s chief concern is “stress.” Homework is stressing out the kiddies.

No normal kid wants a load of homework. Back in the Bronze Age, when I went to school, you learned to do your homework efficiently, expeditiously, so you could move on to more important things, like playing stickball. Homework was just one of those things the adult world saddled you with. By the time I was in high school, I’d learned to finish almost all my homework in study hall.

As a teacher, I knew many teachers who hardly ever assigned homework–because, after all, they would have to read it and grade it. Most of my teachers went over the homework in class the next day, rather than take it home and grade it.

There’s something creepy about this whole drive to protect young people from stress of any kind, with all kinds of unavoidable stresses waiting for them in the world outside. Who’s going to tell their employers, when these kids grow up, “Only this much work, and not a minute more”?

My parents insisted that I do my homework, and helped when I needed it. As a boy, I would have loved to pass it up altogether. But doing it taught me how to work. And work can be stressful. You have to learn to handle it.

Well, easing way up on the homework will surely prepare these kids for collidge, and Play-Doh, and coloring books, and demonstrating for tampons in the men’s rest room, and shouting down, or assaulting, anyone whose opinions expose them to stress.

You could, of course, homeschool your kids and preserve their minds from the ravages of public education. But then we wouldn’t need school  boards with multi-million-dollar budgets.


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