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Socialism: They Don’t Know What It Is, But They Like It

I just had a horrible thought: you could probably crank a hit song out of that, I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Like It.

Here are a bunch of collidge stodents being asked about socialism. They’re all in favor of it, big-time. They also don’t know what it is, and are totally stumped when asked to define or describe it. “If it’s helping people, I’m for it.” Brilliant. Your tuition dollars at work.

Salutes to Campus Reform.org for producing this video.

College, college, college… hmmm… Hey! I think I know what happened to that Indus Valley civilization! College happened to it.


Brilliant Scheme to Enforce ‘Inclusion’–Exclude Everybody!

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True diversity at last!

Pity the man who tries to satirize “higher education”! It does such a remarkable job of satirizing itself.

For years, the Ontario Human Rights Commission (the orcs from OHRC) have been troubled by what they see as a lack of Diversity in many individuals’ personal circles of friends, and have pondered what to do about it.

Well, ponder no more–Harvard has the answer!

Starting next year, and to be finished by 2022, Harvard will carry out a new university policy of banning student membership in all clubs, fraternities, and societies–even ones off-campus that have nothing to do with their stupid university–and expelling anyone who joins one (http://nypost.com/2017/07/13/harvards-plan-to-make-sure-undergrads-never-grow-up/).

This is because of “behavior inconsistent with an inclusive campus,” which they will make more inclusive by excluding all the voluntary associations, and “a disregard for personhood,” whatever the deuce that is, says a Harvard bigwig with more words than sense.

In one breath-taking stroke, Harvard has solved the problem of lack of inclusion among friends:

Simply don’t allow anyone to have any friends.

Not enough Diversity? Get more of it by forbidding anyone to join any group that would distinguish him from someone else who isn’t in the group. You can only join a group which literally everyone else has joined. No joining the Harvard Stratego Club unless every student joins at precisely the same instant in time.

And maybe they ought to ban personal names while they’re at it, because having your own name is un-inclusive, man! It might even be a microaggression.

Yoo-hoo! Harvard alumni! Did you really donate money to this shambles? Why do you sit there like a bunch of mummies? You’re almost as useless and ineffectual as the board of trustees.

Stop giving them money. Stop it right now.


Now we Got to Hate! Spidor Man!

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I awlyays loved Spidor Man butt now i hat him “and” i was wrong Wrong WRONGG! fore liking him! and so are yiu!

Its “a ” goood thing i reeded a blog or somthing “abote” this hear New Spidor Man Moovie (http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/dan-gainor/2017/07/13/alt-left-insanity-spider-mans-real-power-white-privilege) it suposed “to” bee Diverse but gess what?? Iff it going to be Diverse than How Come Spidor Man he is stil White??? Evryboddy thay knows That yiu cant has no Diversity with no White Peple in it!!!

And than I thinked “of” somthing Else! How Come Spidor Man he “is” stil a Man??? Huh? Huh?? when evryboddy thay aslo knows he shuld “ouhght to” be A Wimmin! in fackt he “shuld” ouhght to Be A Wimmin Of Collor!!! and aslo probly a Musslim tooo!

I am so Gladd i been pluggged “in” to this It has opaned my iyes!! and if yiu trying to say But “Joe” yiu are a White Peple tooo! wel “that” is jist whatt we cal a Micro Gresion becose i amb reely “a” Musslim Wimmin of Coler traped “in” a White Peple boddy!! Like Mikle More he sayed “We Are al Musslims!!!

The strogle for Truue Reel Diversity “it” jist gose On and “on”!! it “is” A reel strogle for Socile Jutstus!!


University of Missouri: Party’s Over

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Remember those lovely riots two summers ago, in Ferguson, Missouri, and, shortly afterward, the violent “protests” at the University of Missouri campus? Professors getting busted for inciting violence, all sorts of largely imaginary “racial incidents”? Remember how it was suddenly open season on white students?

Well surprise, surprise! Freshman enrollment at UMo is down 35% since then; and, what’s more, university honchos admit that the “protests” and the anti-white environment are the cause of it (http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2017/07/10/report-students-shun-university-of-missouri-two-years-after-protests-enrollment-down-35/).

Really, if you’re white and you want to enroll at one of those “down with Whitey!” universities, you either haven’t been paying any attention at all, or you need your head examined. Or maybe you just really like groveling and being abused.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we have too many people being mis-educated in our colleges, and way too many nudnicks being paid good money for mis-educating them. Years down the road, what are we supposed to do with thousands of angry, ignorant, pampered, incompetent young people with “degrees” in Social Justice or Gender Studies?

Our university system, as presently–shall I say “waged,” as in “waging war”?–is a threat to our prosperity, our national stability, and our whole way of life. It needs to be cut back with a scythe.

It’s good news that a lot of students are choosing not to go to UMo.

It would be better news if 90% of our high school graduates chose not to go to any university.


Get yor dagree In Socile Jutstus!!

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I cant hordly weiht til Next Samaster! Then our Collidge Socile Jutstus Dagree Pogrom it “wil be” Up and runing! and i wil Take “som coarses!! in “fact” I wuold change My Major to Socile Jutstus eccept i has onely “got” 5 more yeeres to go on my Batchler Dagree in Gender Studies so “it” kind of Too “late” to swich.

Insted of jist Sittin In Class Room theese coarses thay wil All “be” out,side and whe wil “get” Creddit for bustin Things up and doing Beet Downs on peple whoo thay Deserf it thare wil Be coarses in Throwing Rocks And Brickes and aslo Settin Things On Fyire!!! That is waht my Prefesser he Calls Instotucional Change! And it wil “make Socile” Jutstus it wil come Warever we reck stufff!!!

We wil aslo De-Manned thare be No More Hetro-sexial and yiu got to be LGTBQC form Now “on!”” Yiu cant be Rihghtchus unles yiu gay or Trans or any Thing but Hetro. And aslo if yiu are Femail yiu cant “be” Rihghtchious and Good unles yiu has a Bortion!

Yiu has got To “be” Carefull thuohgh, i seen one Stodent he got “a” littal over-Doing it and he “went” and Keyed his own Prefessers Car by Mitsteak!! Yiu onely Supossed to Key White Prifflidge cars and aslo Biggit and Racist Cars so he got “in” lots of Trubble!

Now jist yiu wate and See “what” hapens wenn Al the Collidges thay got Socile Justsus Dagree Pogroms! This hole No-good cuontry it wil go “up” in smoak! And than we wil All get Socile Jutstus evry whare!!!


College Big Shot: Go Easy on Goons

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Evergreen State College, in Washington–the state legislature is trying to de-fund it, but no luck so far–home of a “diversity day” that bars white persons from the campus, is in the news again.

The interim provost there has asked the school’s professors to go easy on the thugs and goons who “have diverted time and energy from their academic work… to promote institutional change and social justice” (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9398)–by vandalizing property, threatening and assaulting anyone who won’t agree with them, shutting down classes, and turning the campus into a combat zone.

Oh, heck, yeah, they should be rewarded for that! Good grades for all! Everybody who threw a brick through a window, or at someone else’s head–a nice big A for you!

Why don’t they just offer a degree in hooliganism?

America has ten times as many colleges and universities as any civilized country needs, ten times as many students, and probably twenty times as many professors, instructors, diversity experts, and full-time ninnies on stilts as the whole blamed planet needs.

Cut it down.

Just cut it down.

 


We Has got To Laern To Fihght!!

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Wel its abote Time!! Us Interllecturals hear “at” Collidge we Are tyred of them De-ploribles and rihght-Wing Biggits and Haters thay alyaws atacking Us and sayin Wrong Pronons and so we goin To “do” waht stodents and Progrestives thay doin al Over “the” cuontry and That is we goin to “have” a Self Deefence Traning Club!!! jist like at Lots “of” otther Collidges! (http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/watch-the-left-prepares-for-war-with-new-self-defense-training-club_06272017)

Al yiu has got To do is paye $6,0000 and thay trane yiu to fihght! We has got a nice Transt-Gender Persson (&) is goin to teech us and Wahts reely Grate “abote it” is (&) going to teech Us whith-out Goin intto no Hetro-Normotivve Male Gym Cultture! like That stuf it is so mail so we not goin to lern no Joodough and no Karroty, that is Way “tooo” male. No, we goin “to”” lern specile Fihghtin Skils thay wil Impower “us” to beet up cristins and al them Otther Fashists!!

I evin got A Chants to tallk to The Transt-Gender Persson and (&) sayed Lets “see yuor” Munny wel of corpse i hasnt Got none butt (&) sayed may-bee We “can” work Sumthing Out becose (&) hasnt Never teeched “noboddy whith” no Moth Antenners befour! (&) sayed my Moth Antenners thay mihght Be a Vunnerble Spot! I sayed thay Sure do Hurt wen sumboddy pulls them.

Wel i hop my traning It starts reel “sooon” so I “can” De-fend my self aginst That Biggit that my frends and me we beet up “jist the”” otther Day i think he mihght be Mad “at” us.

 


Silliest Job in the World: Kampus Kop

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So now the campus police at the University of Maryland are investigating “a discarded piece of plastic wrap” as “a possible hate-bias incident” (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9373). Some snowflake saw it lying on the ground and decided it was a noose, indicative of some soon-to-be-enacted lynching.

At first police said, “It’s just trash,” but that wasn’t good enough for “students.” So now the kampus kops have to pore over hours of closed-circuit spy camera footage to see if they can find some culprit purposely dropping the little bit of plastic there to terrorize people who really want to be terrorized.

Because of the “incident,” some of the students are demanding stricter “hate speech” rules.

Is anybody getting the idea, yet, that America’s bloated, over-funded, overcrowded “higher education” system is not performing any useful function–and needs to be cut way back?


I seen ‘Julio’s Seezure”!!

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I went and seen a play Last nihght it “was” Julio’s Seezure wrote by some “guy” his Name its Shakaspeer, it was”at” the Stodent Centaur And it was “put on” by our Collidge’s own Socile Jutstus Players but thare Wasnt noboddy named Julio in it “and” noboddy thay had no seezure! Insted it was al theese guys thay Was waring towls and Bed Sheats and thay caled them selfs Romins, i has no Idear waht “that” was al abote!

Besides, it Was al abote Donold Trumpt!!! Frist thay coldnt find noboddy who wantedd “to” play him but finely Some boddy he sayed he wuld “do it”, The showe must go on!!

Wel i was geting pretty Board and then abote haffway “threw” the Play soddenly evry Boddy thay al stabed Donold Trumpt to deth!!! WOW! Blood all over The plaice!! and then it was OOPS! becose thay reely stabed him “and” he was reely ded, dead, deadd!! and evry Boddy thay al kinda freeked out!!

So the cops thay came and aksed A Lot of qeustoins and finely thay taked Away “the” boddy it sure was “a” Mess! and A Lot of us we was warried and We al preyed to Pressadint Obamma to make nobody get in trubble we awlyas preys to him becose us Interllecturals at Collidge we “know thare”” isnt no God!!

Abnd this “moarning” goood neuws!! The Prosticuter he “is” a Dembocrat and he sayed “it was” jist a axiddint or may be Suecide but it sure wasnt No murrder so thare wont be no Boddy gets errested!!

And my Prefesser he sayed it dont Matter becose Donold Trumpt he “is so” Bad, even if yiu jist preetend to be him yiu jist as bad as him is and It “surves” yiu rihght to get stabed and kilt!!!

But i mussed Con-fest I sort of losed My appertight wen i seen al That bloood on them nice sheats and towls!

Waht a grate Play thiouhgh!!!


Yiu Has got To Sleeep With Trans Peple!

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[Warning: a bit more revolting than usual. But that’s our culture.]

Hear at Collidge we “are” goin to Hit Trans Phobbia good “and” Hard! Thare “is” a Trans bloger she ze? reely sayed it When xe sayed and i qote, “”Not being Attracted to trans peple it is deeeply Trans Phobbic”” (http://www.dailywire.com/news/17419/apparently-youre-deeply-transphobic-if-you-dont-amanda-prestigiacomo)!!

Wel us Interllecturals we al say “it” is a biggit Hat Crime not to sleeep With Trans peple and So we revolve To Do Somthinge abote it!! Wee are Settin “up a” Cammitty that Wil deside who yiu goin To sleeep With! And aslo the cammitty it “wil” deside whoo yure Frends are and it wil Pick Them for yiu!!! Thiss is neseccary becose peple thay is All Biggits at harte and thay is Not Diverss enuohgh in Thare Frend Ships!!!

I amb not Trans Phobbic in Facked i amb deeeply Atractored to Trans Peple! I amb tryin to be Trans tooo and That is “wy” i “get” shoot Up whith al them Moth Hormoans only al it done “so Far” is jist To make thees Moth Antenners groan out of my Fourhead and aslo make Me “wantt” To Eat sox and Hankerchiffs!! Aslo i ait a peece of a Carpit once but It was awful Diffaclut to chewe! So i willlin to sleeep With any Trans Parson iff thay wuld “jist give” me a Chanse!! Al them peple whoo thay Wont have “Secks” with me thay are Biggits tooo!

Yiu see Now that ordrinary dum Peple thay are “tooo” stopid to chews thare owen Frends and Secks Pratners that “is” wy Us Smart Interllecturals we has got to “do” it four them!!!

And that wil leed To troue Socile Jutstus!!!!


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