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‘Your Tax $$ at Work: the Columbia U. School of Climate Change Hysteria’ (2014)

Isn’t it wonderful, the way you can rack up college credits by being a bozo, or at least acting like one? All aboard for Columbia’s “Climate Change Games”!

https://leeduigon.com/2014/06/25/your-tax-at-work-the-columbia-u-school-of-climate-change-hysteria/

At this point we have to wonder if there’s any genuine education going on at all in any of our colleges and looniversities. Is it only half-baked twaddle anymore? Do you have to prove you’ve become a full-fledged idiot before you get a degree?

The ninnitude in this story was from five years ago, and they have labored on it ever since.


Work It Bloes!!!!!

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We hadded a lexture This morninge “in” Nothing Studdies it was grate!! It was al abote how we “are” goingto has Socilism hear in Americka,, al we has got”to” “do” is eeleckt Any Demmocart and fromb nhow On the guvvermint it “willl” Take “care of yiu” al the tyme and “evry” thing it wil be Freee!!! and no boddy thay wont has to Work no moar evver Agin!!!!

Free houses, Free helth cair, Free foood, Free viddio Game, and Free Collidge Tution for evry boddy (exsept christoins thay shuddnt get Nothing!),, and aslo No moar Work!! No boddy wont has to Work “becose” Rowbots thay whil “do” Alll The work!!!

It whil be Parradice!!!!!!!!!! Thare woont be nothing “to” “do” but eet and Go to Class and whatch moovies and play Viddio Games and aslo play whith Play-Doh!!! And aslo lots and lots of Secks!!!! How grate Is that?? Espatially no moar Work!!!

The Prefesser she sayed Work it bloes!! and no boddy “butt” christins and Haters thay whil be “the” ownly wones whoo “has got” to Work!!! She Sayed “Watt do yiu whant to Do “whith” yore Lyfe,, jist work And Work “and” Work???” And somb Racist he sayed How dose al “This Free Stuph” get payed fore??? What a iddiate!!!!! Jist lyke Alaxander Ocasional Cortex she sayes,, “the” guvvermint thay jist keeep Printin moar Mony,, tons and tons of Mony,, and “it” will Pay “fore” evry Thing!!! Whith enuohgh leffed Over to give Evry Boddy a Hundrid $1 Hundrid Dolors for thare Own!!!

Jist thinck of It!!! Nothing to do, nothing evver agan that yiu “has” got “To” Do!!!! Becose the guvvermint It whil “do” evry Thing “fore” yiu!!!Yiu wooont evin has to Get “out” of Bed iff yiu dont wanto!!!

I thinck i whill “go out” and Voat rihght now!!!!!!


‘When It Feels So Good to be Offended’ (2016)

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She just saw a white guy eating Chinese food…

If some of these college jidrools ever had to go a day without being offended, they’d feel like they’d had no day at all.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/03/11/when-it-feels-so-good-to-be-offended/

Some of it’s our fault, though: we’re the sad sacks who fund those colleges. We’re paying for the students to learn how to be addle-pated, snarling, upside-down nonentities. Not just in the exorbitant tuition fees we cough up without a murmur of protest; public money, our taxes that we worked for, comes pouring into colleges and looniversities.

I was going to say we deserve a better product than they’re giving us. But do we? Do we?


I Amb still Trying To be A wimmin!!

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It is so Hard to tern into a wimmin! Themb Moth Hormoans thay shot me “up” “whith” all thay done “was” give me “theese” hear Moth Antenners and maiked me look goofy!!!

But its a Good Thing i amb hear in Collidge becose “in” collidge “we” has got So Manny Interllecturals thay can alyaws “think Up” a noo whay to do jist abote Any Thing!!!

So now we got “a” noo Coarse it is jist “starting” Up this Simmester,, it is a Coarse in Bellie Dantsing!! and I sined Up “for”: it!! and now i whill be lerning How To Bellie Dantse and that wil “Hellp” me tern into a wimmin “at Last”!!!!! and If i Passe it then i wil Get Three (3!) Ackadimmick Creddits!!!!! i cuddnit Affourd the Oficile Bellie Dantsing Cosstomb thouogh so i whil has to Bellie Dantse in my Undies!!!

And wood yiu Beleave “it??? some biggit he sayed i am Growtesk!!! and that he got Nite Mares from jist “looking” at me doing Bellie Dantsing,, he got Dizzy fromb see-ing my Moth Antenners “spin” arownd and arownd wile i dantsed!!! It maiked me Cry!!! Butt that is OK becose Crying “it” “Is” alloud in this hear Class!!! and aslo I re-Portid him to the Collidge Buyas Responts Teem and nowh he Must go inter Sensertivvaty Traning!! and aslo i let the aire Out “of” his tyres wen he wazznt Looking!!

I amb aslo sined “up” fore Play-Doh Modling 202 it is “the” Advantsed Coarse and i whil lern How To yuze a pentsle to poak Holes in a bawl of Play-Doh “to” Maik ayes and a Nose,, witch maikes it into A Fayce!!!!! It is reel Skullpture!!!


‘Schooling vs. Education’

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This insightful piece by Andrea Schwartz appeared in 2010 in the Chalcedon Blog.

https://chalcedon.edu/blog/schooling-vs-education

Think about it: you knock yourself out to give your child a good, solid homeschooled education… and then you send him off to “college”? Plug him into “the artificial environment of college,” with peer pressure and arrogant left-wing professors taking the place of family and church? “To funnel these bright, homeschooled graduates into the modern education system makes little sense,” Andrea writes.

Even in 2010, nine years ago, there were good alternatives to a public college “education.” Today there are even more.

Homeschooling is a key to re-Christianizing America and saving it from dumbed-down socialism. Don’t abandon it just because your kid turns 18.

Kill public education, and Far Left Crazy dies.


Hihgh Marcks for Marx!!!!

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Wow! Laber Day it is “ownly one” moar munth awaye and did yiu “see” waht thare Doing “at” Bingumtan Unavercity??? Oh we has just “got” “to” “do” it hear at Our Collidge! Thare hole Sosology Deportmint thay “are” giving Creddits for Actavism and aslo for Re-Interpretating Carl Marx!! (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13645)

Hear it is a kwote! “Laber, femmanast, LGTBQ++, aunty-Colowniel, Rachel Jutstus, and aunty-knee-o-libbarel Moovmints thay Rezisst the Struckxtures of Power!!!!!” Did yiu ever hear Any “Thing” as interllectural as that???? I getted Smarter “jist” readin it!!!

Carl Marx he infentid Commbunism it is so grate!!! Ownly Commbunism it is abel to Save The Planet fromb Climbit Chainge!!! That is wye Captolists thay hat it so mutch!!! becose themb captolists thay ownly “whant” to get evry boddy Drownded so “thay” “can” Maike a prophit!!! Witch is waht “willl” hapen “if” we Dont has Commbunism sooon!!!!!

Me I culd reely Use themb Extrer Creddits for Actavism,, like Keeying some biggit’s Car or throing Rocks at thare House!!! And aslo i amb a wizz at Re-Interpetating stuph!!! Yiu naime it,, i wil Re-Interpretait “it”!!!!!

Our hole Nothing Studdies Deportmint wee are al fore “this”!! We whant “to” Sho themb Sosolology stodents that we is jist “As” Actavist as thay “are”!!! like my one prefesser ze sayes “We has “got” to bern Evry Thing down befour we “can” bild Yutopiah on the roons!”!”


‘Prof Seeks Funds for Zombie Study’ (2015)

Bob Hope hits the bullseye.

Yes–now you can go to collidge, and run of a $150,000 debt, to study… zombies.

https://leeduigon.com/2015/12/16/prof-seeks-funds-for-zombie-study/

The fact that there’s no such thing as zombies doesn’t seem to deter anyone. College students study a lot of things that don’t exist and never have. Unless you define “white privilege” as the privilege of being blamed for everything and having to pay for entitlements to Democrat voting blocs.

Our universities–making America dumber by the day.


Fizzicks Fore Mynorites!!!

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Waht a fantatstick idear “thay” has at Standfurd it is spacial fizzicks “fore” Mynorite Stodents!!!! (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13615)

Yiu see,, thay has got “to” do thiss becose Fizzicks it is Racist and tooo menny “whyte peple” thay “studdy” it and so “thare is” Not enuph Divercity!!! Themb Racists thay “are” verry Sneeky so thay has maked Fizzicks it is Too Hard “for” Mynorite Stodents whith al “this” Stuph in it lyke Gravvaty and Mass–blank-blanket, how didd “thay” sneek Mass into Fizzicks??? I bet it “was” themb Cathlicks who didded it!!! doughnt thay know “it is” Un-Consatucionol to putt Religgin into Scyance???

Hear at Our Collidge us in “the” Stodent Soviet we “are” goingto Go one Steppe farthor!! We are “goingto” putt “in” a Rool that says no whyte peple thay Cant “studdy” no Fizzicks annymoar!!!!!!!!!! Only thenn whil “we” has Troo Divercity!!! Fromb now “on” alll Fizzicks it whil “be” for Parsons of Collor ownly!!!

Oncet yiu has “got” “a” deegree in Fizzicks yiu will be abel to bild “a” Rockit Shipp and Fligh it To “otther” Plannits!!! Our Collidge it can has It’s Own Spayce Pogrom!!! We dought has one Now becose “of” Racism!!!!


Now They Want Us to Eat… People

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(Thanks to Watchman for the nooze tip)

If you were worried that our looniversities are the worst in the world, relax–the ones in England are every bit as bad as ours.

Y’know how “experts” are always trying to talk us peasants into eating bugs, To Save The Planet? It’s really so they can laugh at us behind our backs–but now they’ve come up with something worse.

According to a pair of psychology profs at Lancaster University, it’s gettin’ to be time for us humans “to overcome our repulsion and disgust” when it comes to chowing down on our fellow human beings ( https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/08/22/newsweek-time-to-rethink-taboo-on-cannibalism/).  Oh, not yet, not yet! the profs reassure us. We can still indulge this totally unreasonable little prejudice against eating human flesh–which is, say the profs, “not the product of reason and may even contract reason.”

Which only goes to show you what “reason” is worth when uncoupled from a fear of God.

Oh! And then there’s this argument. This one is the crusher. Who can hope to stand against it? Ready? Brace yourself. Here it is:

We should practice cannibalism [drum roll]… because some animals do it!

Devastating, wouldn’t you say?

Dudes! The reason (yeah, see, we’ve got reasons) we don’t eat each other is because man is made in the image of God and because we each of us belong to God, who created us, breathed into us our living souls, and redeemed us to eternal life by the shed blood of His son, Our Lord Jesus Christ. It’s for the same reason we don’t commit murder, theft, adultery, etc–at least, we ought not to do these things, and we know they’re wrong. We dare not treat the image of our God, which we can see in each other, with such disrespect. And if we do, we have sinned. The fact that we regularly break God’s moral laws does not in any way diminish their authority.

It’s true that the Bible offers us a shocking instance of cannibalism in 2 Kings 6:28-30. Besieged by enemies, the city of Samaria has run out of food; and two women appeal to the king to decide which one’s infant child ought to be eaten first. You may have noticed the the Bible is not entirely about nice people doing nice things. That the people were so hard pressed as to cast off this “taboo” merely shows one of the things that happen in a fallen world of which war and sieges are a part.

But the two psych profs at Lancaster say it’ll be less difficult for us than we think, to shed our taboos and get into eating people. It might be necessary, one o’ these days. To Save The Planet, dontcha know.

Higher education–where moral imbeciles go to be called smart.


‘College Course Title: “Stop White People”‘ (2016)

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Ugly image, true… But what the colleges are doing is ugly and there’s no way to make it pretty.

Uh… “Stop White People” from doing what?

This little number was offered at SUNY Binghamtom a few years ago. At the time, some half-hearted public scrutiny caused the college to offer up a lame excuse (they just thought it’d be a catchy title–no harm intended)… but today there aren’t many colleges or looniversities where this kind of race-baiting doesn’t go on all the time.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/08/25/college-course-title-stop-white-people/

It’s to our nation’s shame that we not only permit this to continue–we jolly well fund it! And it ain’t cheap, either.

If you can’t think of a thousand more useful, beneficial purposes to put a tax dollar than dumping it into a college, you just aren’t thinking.


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