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Down whith “Mr. Nature’!!

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One of “the” Things i hat abote this hear stopid blog is that Biggit “Mr. Nature” that stopid lee lets “come in” hear and rite abote aminals “and” stuff! Yiu see “whatt” a big dum Idjit thay is, he dont evin know “how” To spel Natchure!!!

Thay shuld ouhght To boath be Put “in” jale for Evilution Denile and al the Time talkin abote God like God he is reel or somthing!! Yiu can eesly see that thay Are boath not Interllecturals lee he sayes he wented to Collidge but i dont beleave him and evin iff he “did” thay shuldnt give No boddy no collidge degreee if thay dont Beleave in Evilution!

and Like iff that is nott Bad enouhgh i bet haff the Animales he rites “abote” thay isnt evin reel! i hate al them stopid Catt vidios tooo!

If yiu can “see That’ pitctre up thare it is a pitcure i seen “this Moarning” it is caled A Cat Sharck and it is reeler than Al them stopid made Up annamals thay put on This dum blogg it livves in the Spacific Ocen arond Newark or somwear and it Evolvved becose of Trans Fobbia! that is waht ical Reel Natchure!!

I amb so sick of tham sayin ‘”Gods Stuf'” al the time and i dont know How “thay” get aweiy whith it! Dont the Consattutin it say yiu cant Never say “god” or other religgin stufff?? Becose if yiu “say” that it menes yiu are Aunti-Sciance!!!

Jist yiu weit till Hillery she is Pressadint!! i seen her book tooo and She is actrually getting Yonger! That is becose she “is” Evolvving tooo! Anyhow she “wil” putt a Stop to al this Aunti-Sciance talk and hat speach!!!

 


She Took on All that Student Debt…for You

So… “why did she” take on all that student debt, earning a degree in heaven-knows-what, for some reason they won’t tell us–but why did she go so deep into the hole?

For you, you sucker. Because she wanted to work for you.

I hope you had a barf bag handy.

Yes, those long hours of molding Play-Doh into vaguely familiar shapes, learning newfangled pronouns that your Gender Studies faculty just made up the other day, all those protests, all that cramming for your final exam in Superhero Comic Book Studies, all that tearing your hair out because you didn’t get a trigger warning in advance and the misogyny in The Great Gatsby just knocked you for a loop…

She did it because she wanted to work for you.

And hey, the least you can do, Mr. Employer–oops, oops, my bad! should never say “mister”!–after you’ve hired this brand-new college graduate–who may or may not show up on time, or show up for work at all, on any given day; who will either dissolve into hysterical tears or erupt into fury if she hears anyone say anything she doesn’t like; who will demand that you treat her with kid gloves–the very, very least you can do is…

Help her pay off all that student debt! I mean, it’s only Social Justice! You pay the debt, sunshine! And here’s what you get for it.

 


Now weere Geting Cerious!!

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Wel, i has tryed “to” joyne Auntyfa but wen I putt “on” the black Mask it Hurted my Moth Antenners somthing Awful!! But nevver mind thare is somthing Even “bettar” than Auntyfa!

I heared abote This wimmin she “is” a Jornalist a reel big one! and yiu know Waht she done?? She putted heckses on a hole Bunch of Wite Supramassists and thay All fel down and dyed!! She can done this becose Her hole fambly it is Physic! and jist Mayby  she “wil” putt a hecks on Donold Trumpt and than Hillery she wil be pressadint!!!

So i am a Interllectural so i “ouhght” to Be abel to do spels and heckses tooo! I gess it work bettar “iff” yiu are A wimmin butt I “bet” al them Moth Hoarmoans thay wil reely help!! i has got a Book on Howe To cast Spels so i wil Know “howe” to doo it and frist I wil “put a”” hecks on this gye in my Dorm he is A Transfob he is awlyays saying hatful things and i wil Cast A spel to make his feeet fal offf!!! Aslo he is a Fashist becose he “dont apresiate” Auntyfa and thay wil get him iff i dont “get”” him frist!

I am So hapy i lernt abote doing heckses for Socile Juststus and i jist cant weiht to get strated!!!


How We save The Plannit!!

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Wow did we have “a” lexture today!! Our Gender Studies class we got a geusst lexture from a Eco Sexural Prefesser she comed al “the” way From Calliforma and she toled us How to Save The Plannit by “makeing” love Whith the Erth!!! and i caint hardly waighht to Try it!

She sayed her and her Pratner thay do it al “the” tyme!! thay gets nekkid and roles Around in Mud and thay Lick the Treees and get The Plannit al exyted like and That is how thay wil get the Erth to have “more” Self Esteam or somthing!! but affter a wile it was Kindof “hard” to folo becose she was So Interllectural i culdnt Hardly figger out “whatt” she was saying that “is” the sine of a reel Interllectural if you can unnder-stand them eazy then it is Not true Interllectural!

I dont know wye but lissining “to” al “this” It made me jist tirribble hungry And i culdnt Help it and thare wasnt Nothing “elsse” to eet so i taked Off “my” shoo and than i started eeting my Sock and it was embarasting reely but she Seen it and she gived me a grate “bit” slime and sayed “wel i am Glad to” see thare “is Somboddy hear” that he is Saving The Plannit “rihght now by Re-cycalling” his Sox!!! and i jist abote Meltted! when she smyled like That!

and now i Has got “to” stop riting and go “out” and Save The Plannit some more!!!


Now They’re Marching for… Hydroponic Cilantro?

Hey, you–America’s colleges and universities! Are you still here? Why? What good are you doing?

At the University of Texas, Austin, this week, “student activists” marched to demand hydroponic cilantro (https://www.wsj.com/articles/college-activists-march-on-the-cafeteria-what-do-we-want-hydroponic-cilantro-1504712705). “Wadda we want? Hydroponic cilantro! When do we wannit? Now!” In fact, these food protests are springing up on collidge campuses all across the country. At U Tex they had to hire a second college dietician because the first found herself “overwhelmed” by the sudden spate of new demands–by “feisty vegans” in particular.

Fun Fact! Over the past 30 years, college tuition, overall, has increased 400%!

As one student said, “If you’re not eating good things, how do they expect your brain to grow?”

Well, Sunshine, you’re a collidge student, so we actually expect your brain not to grow, but shrink.

Question for the colleges and universities!

What are we supposed to do with these millions of disgruntled “students,” once you’ve finished with them? They’re too spoiled and unreliable to be employed in any useful capacity, and much too disagreeable to serve as pets. They have degrees in ridiculous subjects like Gender Studies and Advanced Comic Book Studies and their brains have atrophied, thanks to you. What in the world are we supposed to do with them?

America’s colleges and universities are a millstone around her neck… and the water’s getting deeper.


Even More Incredible: ‘Have Sex with the Earth’

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[Warning: This news item is not only ridiculous, but also rather filthy. I report it because it’s necessary to know what those on the dark side are up to.]

I heard this on the radio today and didn’t believe it. But it’s true.

The head of the art department at UC Santa Cruz–here we are again in “higher education”–who describes herself as “ecosexual,” says people should “have sex with the Earth” to, well, Save the Planet. (https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/36330/) Let one quote from this professor suffice: she claims to be able to teach you how to “climax with the planetary clitoris.”

How much do you suppose she gets paid for this? Oh, the tuition dollars! Talk about getting your money’s worth of “education”!

Is there any sane reason at all for these colleges and universities to continue to exist? Is there even any silly reason to shell out thousands and thousands of dollars to send your sons and daughters there?

I just can’t wait to hear those reasons.


Wacko Lefty Colleges Get Hit Where It Hurts

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For a while there I was thinking there were never any consequences for wicked and absurd behavior, as long as you’re an academic. But now comes news that it’s payback time for two of the colleges that have disgraced themselves the most–Evergreen State College, in Washington, and the University of Missouri (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/09/01/colleges-struggle-over-defending-or-curbing-free-speech.html).

As a result of highly-publicized, ultra left-wing hooliganism, Evergreen’s freshman enrollment is way down, resulting in a $2.1 million shortfall in revenue. At Missouri State, freshman enrollment is down 35%, donations to the athletic department are down a whopping 72%, they’ve had to get rid of 400 jobs, and close seven dorms, renting them out for one-time-only purposes.

These two schools are hurting, big-time. It serves them right, and it would be very good indeed if the whole university system got it likewise. Time for Antifa U. to be shut down.

America’s “higher education” system is at least ten times bigger than it needs to be, wasting billions of dollars of our hard-earned money, and producing tens of thousands of sullen, ignorant, unemployable, radically immature, and thoroughly unreliable young people. It employs highly-paid idiots to be gender studies professors, diversity consultants, microaggression rapid response teams, and whatnot. It is swollen far, far beyond what is good for the country. It is a tumor that needs to be removed.

It’s really quite simple: There is no reason under the sun why absolutely everybody has to go to college. And it’s time we as a  nation got that through our heads. Trust me: you don’t really need a degree in Superhero Studies to get ahead in life.


The futchure Is Trans Gender!!!

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Us interllecturals we has reely got “to” Luagh at al yiu ordrinary dum peple “getting” al Bent out of shap by Manditory Trans Gender and LBTGQY Eddacation in the pubic schools!! Yiu are Too stopid to “know” a goood Thing “whenn” yiu see It!

We teling yiu now The Futchure it is Trans al the weighy!!! Thare isnt no Poynt in yore fiting it or argruing abote It becose The smartest Interllecturals in al the Collidges we has figgored it out and It is going To hapen!!!

Al the boyes thay are goingg to be transed “into” girls and al The grils thay going “To Be” transed Into boyes!!! This wil make Socile Jutstus hapen! it Is “so” riddicless for al yore littal Chilldran to be Crying becose thay afrayed of being Chainged Into somthing Else!! Heck i been tryinTo get “my” sexx chainged four Months and Months that Is wheye i get me shot up whith al them Moth Hormoans but al I got “To” shoe four it “so faar” is my Moth Antenners anyhow it is Four Thare Own Goood so shut up alreddy!!!

Geting yore Sex chainged becose wee Toled yiu to it is 1} the weighy to assurt yore Indypendanse and 2} yiu awlyays shuld oght to do “whatt” Us Interllecturals we telll yiu to do and 3$ It wil finely get rid of Trans Phobia ontce and four al becose thenn Evry Boddy “thay wil” be Trans!!!

Rebember!! The Futchure “it” is alyays in The Futchure!!!


No more Canfedrate Names Alloued!!

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We lets see “that” stopid gye Lee “get” Out of this one!!

See, now he gots “to” change his Name becose It is one of them Canfedrate Notzi names and “iff” he Keeps On using it than he willl be gilty of hat speach!! Like it”s the Same thing “as” being named Hittler whitch is aslo a Canfedrate Notzi name! and it wil affend evry one Whoo sees it Or heres it! and he “has got” To erace it from al his stopid boooks too!!

Jist let himb “trye” to fined a New Name for his self that Isnt some kined of Micro Grecian! If he cal his self Tom welll thats a Notzi name tooo! And he cant Take no Minorty Name neether and cal his self Peeair or Toshiro or Mbemby becose than it Wuld be Cultchurel Apropiation whitch its not alloued!!! so now he “cannt” wright nothing Or say nothing he jist “have to” Shutt Up!!!! Becose whattever he sayes it makes him “a” Whight Stuprimassist and Auntifa wil come and get him! Ha ha ha!!!

Meenwile at the Collidge we getting Rid “of” all Whight Notzi names of Streets and billdings and boooks untill thare isnt None of them lefft! We thunk this Up becose we are Intrallecturals and al yiu Ordrinary dum peple yiu has got to Obay us it “is” fore yuor own Goood!!!!


Tare down Them Moniumints!

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Prefesser Ginder in the Gay Studdies Deptt she give A fantatstic Speach yeasterday and she “got us”al worked Up!! It was al abote How Gay peple and Trans peple and Muslins and peple From mexxico thay was fownding Americka but them Rushins thay hacked “it” and it Started “the” Sivvle War! I thinked i knowed al abote “the Civvle War” it was the War that “had” M*A*S*H** in it butt i didnt know it was How Wite peple it is OK to hat them thay tuck over And “that is” how Americka it got turned in-to the Evil roten cuontry that it “is” now!!! and she sayed we got to make Socile Jutstis by taring Down all them Canfedret moniumints that Wite peple thay putt “up” to keeep Slavry! and she sayed we got To “be” carfull becose the Town aruond the Collidge it is ful of Knotsies!!! there is, like,yknow, ten Thowsend Knostsies in it!!!

And than i amb sorry “to” say somme of Us we got “in” trubble becose we runned out to reck them Canfedret moniumints rihght hear On Campas and the pressadint of the Collidge he got so mad at us!! And he piked up “a ” Bull Horn and he yelled At us “Yiu stopid idjits yiu puled down The ” wrong Statchues! Wel we made a missteak and we did pulll down the Wrong ones, “yiu damfools, thoze was the Statchues of Lennon and Casstro and Marks and Magrat Sannger!!! Like “we” was So imbarasssed!!! and now we got “to” Putt them up agin! and the Collidge pressadint he yeled At Us some more becose it turns out thare Isnt no Canfedret Statchues hear On Campas!

So now we got To put Up some Canfedret Statchue jist so we Can tare it Down agin! We didnt know Who to Make it a Statchue of, like, witch Canfedret it auhght To Be but Finely we “setled” on a Statchue of some guy his name was Ritcherd Simmons or somthing Like that! and the Monny it has got to come Out Of the Stodent Playdoh Fund!


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