A lot of yiu Ordrinary dum peeple yiu dont know What Is a Interllectural and yiu mite evin “think” yiu are One! Well that “is” jist stopid so i whil explane to yiu How “to” know iff yiu Are a Interllectural or knot!!
Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu are “in” Collidge doing Ginder Studdies!
Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu got no Job and annywhay Work it blows so yiu dont “whant” no job annyhow!
Yiu know you are a Interllectural iff yiu has got no Frends becose them ordinary dum peeple thay Are Jellice of yiu four being so Smart!!
Yiu are a Interllectural iff yiu Know Hillery she shuld aught to Be Pressadint but Donold Trumpt he canoodled whith The Rushins and thay stole “it” fromb her!!!!
Yiu are a Interllectural wen yiu are four Socile Jutstus and any boddy who isnt that got to be throne in Jale!!
Yiu are a Interllectural if yiu “know Climbit Change” it Is reel! and any boddy who dont beleave it thay are a Notsy that Haits wimmim and Peple of Culler!!! See if Hillery she was pressadint it wuld Be “a” Law that yiu Has Got to “beleave” and iff yiu dont yiu go To Jale!!!
Yiu are a Interllectural iff yiu Dispeyes Wite Peeple and yiu know “that” al the Prombles in the whirl thos are thair Fallt!!
Thare is of corse lots moar “to it” butt this it aught to Get yiu strated! I jist whant to ad that ownly us Interllecturals we “are” Smart Enuohgh to under stand al this iff yiu are two dum it whont make no cents!!!!!
Don’t you just love the way our looniversities use language? We haven’t seen anything like it since the Tower of Babel.
At California Polytechnic, “Diversity Action Initiatives” are being put into play to reduce the number of white students. This is done by the school’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11111).
“Inclusion” means excluding white students. And “Diversity” means a rigid uniformity of thought.
The looniversity brags that in 2011 white students were 63% of the student body, but in 2017, less than 55%. And they’ll keep on “culling” white kids until they can say their student body reflects “the demographics of California.”
All right, I’m listening: tell me how this is not a racist policy. Go ahead, give it your best shot.
Meanwhile, the school plans to add “pre-enrollment diversity training,” whatever the hell that is. Probably some scheme to make students’ minds right. More expensive than a sweat box, but still effective. If it wasn’t making students visibly more disturbed and addled, they wouldn’t do it.
Hey, if people really want to send their sons and daughters to a school like that, it’s their business. But why should any public money be poured into an actively racist institution? Why do we have to keep paying them to screw up our country?
De-fund the universities. All of them. Now.
The Far Left noozies at ABC Nightline embarrassed themselves yesterday by calling President Donald Trump’s new Supreme Court nominee “controversial”… before they knew who it was (https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/scott-whitlock/2018/07/09/nightline-deems-supreme-court-pick-controversial-hes-even-named).
It turned out to be Brett Kavanaugh, but they didn’t know that at the time. So they wound up having to do a lot of hommina-hommina on Twitter, trying to rehabilitate their latest venture into jumping the gun.
Who do they think they are? College students?
Yes, they knew all about the new nominee before he was nominated, before the name came out. I’ll never mock college courses like Clairvoyance 101 again.
We hadded a meting of The Stodent Soviet “last nihght” and al yiu ordrinary dum fokes who “thinks” it is eazy being “a’ Introlllectural yiu dont know waht yiu “Are” talkin abote!! Yiu think its eazy thinking Up “al new” whays of makin Socile Jutstus? Yiu are jist al Stopid!!!
Butt we comed Up whith a Doozy lats nihght! This it wil reely Fix them Sex-ists! Evin ordrinary dum peeple thay auhght to be “abel to” under stand this!! And hear it is!
Iff yiu like wimmin, yiu are a Sex-ist!
Iff yiu dont like wimmin, yiu “are” A Sex-ist!
and Aslo iff yiu do not cair one Whay or another then yiu are aslo Sex-ists!!!
Lets sea yiu dum peeple get out “of” That!!!!!
Man our heds hurted becose it Was “so harrd” to Come Up whith this! Troo Introlllectural Thinking,, “it Is” harrd wirk!!That is “whye” yiu has to has a Collidge Eddication! Jist plane peeple thay “are Nott” smart Enuhgh to Think “of” stuph like this!! It maid me Dizzzy and i had “to eat” a hole paire of Jim Sox befour i fellt Normel again!! and aslo my Moth Antenners thay hert tooo!
We are goingto putt this “in” the Teechers Hand Book so thay can has a Inclusivv Clast Roomb and aslo so thay “Can” stop Micro Grecians befour thay start!!!
Thare woont be anny Moar bad thinking whenn We “get” throohgh!
Along with Hollywood, the courts, unrestricted immigration, and the Democrat Party itself, public education is among the siege equipment used by the Left to bring down America.
If they fail, it won’t be because the universities didn’t give it their best shot. For instance:
“Free speech? We don’t need no stinkin’ free speech!”
Okay, I ask again: You send your sons and daughters to these colleges because __________? Fill in the blank and win a tin foil hat!
In the latest example of what kind of kooks are “educating” your children at these looniversities, a UCLA professor of “LGBT and Disability Studies,” whatever that is, died while taking part in a “ritual mummification” thing (really, I don’t know what to call it) at the home of a Hollywood executive (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/07/01/ucla-professor-dies-in-mummification-ritual-at-hollywood-executives-home.html). They got together there to enjoy “bondage.” The mummification ritual was supposed to be “recreational.” I think I’d rather play softball.
The prof had himself wrapped up in plastic wrap and duct tape, and then stopped breathing. They couldn’t unwrap him in time to save his life.
Oh, but he was a with-it dude! He didn’t use “gendered pronouns.”
How much money did parents have to pony up to pay him to “teach” their children–and what on earth did he “teach” them?
De-fund the universities. Before it’s too late.
(Thanks to Sidney for the news tip)
I missed this when it happened in 2016: the University of Michigan awarded some bozo a salary of $385,000 to be a “chief diversity and inclusion officer” (https://www.michigancapitolconfidential.com/22910). It was part of an $85 million “diversity plan” which would bring a golden age of “inclusive scholarship,” whatever the deuce that is.
Coincidentally, the looniversity raised tuition 3.9%.
Think about it: $85 million for pure, unadulterated crapola. Think about that while you break your backs working to pay your kids’ tuition. Think about it when they finally graduate and come back home to live in your cellar because their degrees in Gender Studies and Wise Women of Color Super-Hero Studies disqualify them for any gainful employment.
I wonder what the chief diversity and inclusion officer earns now, two years later.
Somehow I just haven’t got the heart to look it up.
Even this would be an improvement.
The student government at California State Polytechnic Looniversity has voted to spend $15,000 for “social justice programming” (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=11052). We are not told what they mean by “programming.” I thought they were already doing plenty of that.
They’re also going to create a Diversity and Inclusion Committee and a “permanent secretary of diversity and inclusion,” whatever the deuce that means. The committee will have power “to make recommendations for inclusive language and consideration of student intersectionality’s [sic]…”
This is crap, and parents who spend a fortune to send their sons and daughters to these dope factories ought to have their heads examined.
De-fund the colleges now. They are hurting America.
What are we supposed to do with the millions of intellectual poverty cases that these schools turn out, a few years down the road?
Stop it now.
Someday, once Far Left Fever burns itself out and the country comes to its senses, it’s going to be very, very hard for certain people to say, “Well, we didn’t mean it!” Like these, for instance:
So our introlllecturals don’t like the Constitution?
If you had to choose between keeping them or keeping the Constitution, which would it be?