Say no to baths, say no to those freakin’ collars the humans put on you when you’ve had surgery, say no to whatever they’re sellin’–we are dogs, we are man’s best friend, and we don’t gotta take this guff no more!
The howling huskie illustrates one significant way in which turtles are better pets than dogs, though.
Isn’t it funny that the same dog who gleefully throws himself into a pond or a swimming pool freaks out when you want to give him a bath?
This video reminds me of the time my sister had to give my iguana a bath. He decided to explore the false ceiling and got lost up there–took him two days to get out, and he came out black instead of green. Alice had to give him a very thorough bath. But he was a good sport about it, she said.
Here are dogs who’ve got beefs and must give vent to them–not easy to do, when stupid humans don’t speak your language.
My cat Henry used to sit on the table when I was playing Strat-O-Matic Baseball, and try to grab the little plastic base-runners. I’d tell him “No,” and he would give me back-talk, word for word. And if I had to get up and leave the room for a moment, well, no more men on base. He was really miffed that I wouldn’t let him chew them up and swallow them.
You may have already seen some of these clips in other compilations, but oh, well, I still haven’t figured out why that grey cat wants to go to war against his own tail. He must be college-educated.
I know I’ve posted this video before, and I promise to go back and find a fresh one for you–but it’s so freakin’ funny! Watch what the dog does after the cat pokes him on the butt. Then you can try to explain it.
If you really, really love flopping around in dirty water, yelling threats at small inanimate objects, running all around without going anywhere, or surfing on the carpet, chances are good that you’re a dog. Or else a highly eccentric individual.
It looks like dogs never suffer from ennui. That’s a crossword puzzle word for boredom. They don’t do crosswords, but everything else is on the table. The dogs in this video are all having a blast.
And some dogs have discovered that they, like cats, can invent all sorts of ways to keep you from reading!
Actually you need at least ten of something before you can decimate it, and we haven’t got but one pit bull; but I have always wanted to use that word in a headline, and now seemed as good a time as any.
Who knows why some dogs have this overpowering urge to sit on cats? I mean, they might get scratched or bitten in a tender spot… It cannot be said that cats appreciate this gesture.
For the sake of being fair and balanced, this video also presents a few cats who like to sit on dogs.
We are shown no animals that like to sit on porcupines.
Our friend “optimal play” posted this on my chess page today, and I thought it might give you a chuckle. Some of these clips have appeared in other compilations, so you might have seen them before–but they’re still funny.
What do these dogs know about these cats that we don’t know? Or is it something that they only think they know?
P.S.–Must be nice weather everywhere, today: readership is way below average. Oh, well….
