Mind Controwl it Is Freeedum!!!!

Xinjiang Political 'Re-Education Camps' Treat Uyghurs 'Infected by  Religious Extremism': CCP Youth League

Well!! Us Interllecturals we has got “a” Big Job ahed “Of” us!!! We has to tern al themb Trumpt voaters into Pragressivs!!!!!

Thare “are” ownly abuot 7 thowsind “of” themb but evin “that” it Is a lott!!!!! Thay has got “to be” rownded Up and put “In” spacial Reeeddication Camps and mayby Shot,, too!! becose thay “are” all Biggits and Haters “and” Racists!!!

Heer “at” Collidge we Are seting “Up” a Camp,, thay whil has to spleep in Cardbored Bockxes and ownly ware Undees untill thare Minds are rihght and ownly Then wil thay Urn The rihght to ware shurts “and” shoos!!!!

Ownly then wil thay Be Freee!!!!!!!!!!

Thare can ownle be Freeedum wen yiu has to do Evry Thing the Govvermint says and say Evry Thing the Govvermint says and think Evry Thing that Evry Boddy else thay “are” thinking and witch “The” Govvermint says is O Kay to think!!!!

Haow do yiu Re-Pogrom alll themb Biggits?? Rembemember it is foar thare “own” Goood!!! And aslo “the” ownle reel Freeedum is wen yiu Do “waht” The Govvermint thay “tell” yiu to do!! (Evin Doktor Fochee he says so tooo!!!) This hear It Is a vary impotant Lessen we has lurnt “fromb The” Peeples Repulbick of Chyner!!!!

Aslo thay wil has “to” Kiss the Foot on our Statchoo of Pressadint Obamma!! Then thay “wilbe” trooly Freee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was Has Got “a” New Idle!!!!!

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See “that” pixture?? That thare is Our Deen Of Play-Doh and she “is” Shoing us the Faice “of” our noo Idle for us “to” warship Heer At Collidge!!!! It is the Idle of King Vyris!!! and evry boddy thay Has To baow daown “to” It!!!! Becose King Vyris he is goingto help Demmacratts whin al “The” Elexions fromb naow On!!!!!

It “is” impotent to Rememembar “that” this heer It Is Not Relijjin!!!!!! We “are” Interllecturals and we doughnt Beleave “in anny” Relijjin!!!! That is jist foar De-Ploarabbles!!!! and Bitter Clingers jist lyke Pressadint Obumma he sayed!!!!!!! But King Vyrus,, oncet we Set himb Up on Kampas,, he whil Anser Our Prares!!!!!! This heer it “is” cumpleatlee Diffrint fromb Relijjin!!

We “are” goingto Stop awl “the” Haters we are goingto Fix Themb but goood!!!!! Thay are awl goingto catch the Vyris and dye!!!!!!!!!! That is becose The Vyris it willl knot maik Peple Sic iff that are Woke and dooing Riots and otther Socile Jutstus stuph!!!!! It whil ownly kil yiu iff yiu “Are” a Whyte Privlij Biggit!!

And aslo we has toettle cumpleat Freeedim “Of” Relijjin heer at Collidge,, so anny one whoo woont warship King Vyris thay whil be kiccked Out of Collidge!!!!! We doo that to Cree-ate Divercity!!

I hoap we has enuff Play-Doh to maik A Grate Big Idle of King Vyris!!!

‘The Deranged Liberal Quote of the Week’ (2015)

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Would you believe this is how we preserve our civilization?

Wow! Smut, pornography, and f-bombs are indispensible to civilization and freedom! I didn’t know that until some British novelist I never heard of said so in The Telegraph.

The Deranged Liberal Quote of the Week

Stifle the f-bomb, unleash a pogrom. Apparently kids who don’t hear a lot of cursing and don’t see a lot of fornication all grow up to be Nazis. The slightest restriction leads directly to the Third Reich, do not pass Go…

Honk if you don’t think it’s culture rot.

Oops! Big-Name ‘Scholar’ Caught Cheating

Historian Jon Meacham on the 2020 Presidential Election - KQED

He must be smart, he’s on TV!

What would you think if I wrote glowing reviews of my own books, without disclosing that the author and the reviewer were the same person? Of course, the name on the cover would give me away; but what if my name weren’t on the cover? What if you didn’t know I wrote the books I was reviewing?

Well, who cares what I do? But then there’s Jon Meacham–presidential historian, Pulitzer Humbug Prize winner, former editor-in-chief of Newsweek, and commentator on MSNBC–I mean, wow, what a superstar!

This weekend Meacham came on the air to praise doddering Joe Biden’s “acceptance speech”–he thinks he’s the president–without telling anyone that he, Jon Meacham, wrote the blasted thing. Ouch! That was embarrassing even for MSNBC, and it takes some doing to embarrass them. Meacham has not been fired, but he will no longer be paid for his contributions. How is that not “fired”? Beats me.

Are TV noozies ever honest? Do they ever tell the truth? Certainly not on purpose. But then the guy wasn’t going to stand in front of the camera and say, “Wasn’t that a brilliant speech by Biden? I wrote it, you know! Aren’t I the freakin’ berries?”

O Lord, bring then down in their arrogance, and destroy them in their pride!

Our Universities: Waste, Waste, Waste

Cynical Theories - Audiobook

This was an unusual book review for me to do because the content of Critical/Cynical Theories is about as close as you can come to pure gibberish while still using the alphabet. It’s not the authors’ fault, but that’s what you get when you quote the Far Left Crazy.

https://chalcedon.edu/blog/critical-cynical-theories-a-book-review

The authors, a couple of liberals, fear that the Far Left will go too far and drive everybody else into the arms of the Far Right. Can’t happen soon enough, sez I.

As you plod through the verbal swamps of Far Left babble, you can’t avoid being appalled by the colossal waste that is “higher education”–waste of money, time, effort, and anything else that they can think of wasting. The billions of dollars spent every year to generate this garbage and drill it into the empty heads of gullible students constitutes a sin: the sin of incontinence. The money would be better spent on amusement parks.

The American people need to wake up and realize that they’re being scammed, if not outright robbed. For all the money they spend on higher education, they’re only getting garbage for it. As for the alumni who support these idiot factories with lavish gifts of money, shame on them: they have to stop doing it.

This is the result of insisting that everyone, no matter how intellectually undistinguished, must go to college.

Read a few chapters of this book and see if your head doesn’t start pounding.

 

Sumb One thay Are Goingto Pay fore This!!!!!

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O we “are” mad mad mad!!!! Heer at Collidge we “Are” mad!!!

Wen we Got “up” “this” Moarning gess what???? Our Statchoo of Pressadint Obamma it Was gone!!!! Sumb body thay Pullled it Daown and taked it A-way “and” putted This heer Stopid Punkin Hed Man thare in stedd!!!!!

Can yiu beleave It??? Imadjin pullling daown A Statchoo!!! Watt kyned of Hater doez That??? I amb prattickly Be-Syde My Self!!!! This heer It “is” Vandaleism!!!! It “is” a Crymb!!!

Wel thay Arnt gointo Get A-Way whith It!!! We hadded a Eemerjintsy meting of our Stoodint Soviet and we are goingto has a Infestagation of Evry Boddy on Campas!!!! We whil “Not” Stop untill we fyned the Gillty Praty and Get themb throne In Jale Fourevver!!!!! And aslo his Fambly and Frends and peeple who Know themb and thare naybers tooo!!!!!!! We wood throe themb To “the” Allagaters if “we” hadd Any!!!

And aslo we kneed a new Statchoo of Pressadint Obamma so we “can” warship It and a Statchoo of Hillery too and aslo Joe Byden (he Is “so” cool!!!)!!! And any boddy that doughnt Bow Daown to theez heer Statchoos we wil Get “them” kikked Out “of” Collidge!!!!

Sumb-times i jist Cant Beleave the Bad “things” that Haters doo!!!!!!!!!!

The Vyris it Is Our Frend!!!

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Whell nhow i undder-stand wye Jane Fonder she says “the” Vyris “it” “is” our Frend!!! Becose it whil finely Let “us” get ridd “Of” Chrissmiss!!!!!

Czech it Out!! Thare woont be no Santy Claws in nun “of” The stoars this yeer on accownt “of” evry Boddy thay al gets Sick And Die ((!)) iff thay gets two Close “to” eech Other,, unlest “thay” Are dooing Piecefull Protest and seting stufff On Fire!!!! The Vyris it knows! not to Hurt no one whoo is Riotting for Socile Jutstus!!!!!!!

And aslo too yiu “cant” sing no stopid Chrissmiss carals unlest yiu Keeep yur Fays Maask on and jist wisper!!!!

Sea, Chrissmiss it is Hat Speach becose its fore chrisschins and its Got Jesus In It!!!!!! Jesus he “Is” “the” Biggist Hater Biggit of themb all!!!!!!!! Reely thare “is” No Poynt in Banning Evry-Thing unlest yiu aslo Ban Jesus!! and the Bybble!!!! And it is a goood Thing for yiu that yiu got al us Interllecturals to axplane it too yiu becose stopid peeple “whoo” are Not In Collidge thay cant Think “strait”!”! thay doughnt Unnder-Stand nothing!!!!!

So thiss yeer at Our End “of” Yeer Hollowday Praty we are goingto Warship the Vyris and sing Covid carals!!!!! and nhow that we gloode the Hed back on our Statchew of Pressadint Obamma we can Warship himb tooo!!!!!!!!!!

A Cornucopia of B.S.

Cynical Theories: How Activist Scholarship Made Everything about Race,  Gender, and Identity―and Why This Harms Everybody: Pluckrose, Helen,  Lindsay, James: 9781634312028: Amazon.com: Books

I’m reading and reviewing this book for Chalcedon–or maybe I should say “trying to read it.” It’s an analysis, by two self-identified liberals, of all the Far Left Crazy bullschiff bubbling out of our colleges and universities these days, all the “Critical Theory” that’s addling human minds from coast to coast.

The authors are afraid that this movement, before it can devour itself, will grow so obnoxious, so demonstrably harmful, that it’ll drive millions of normal people into the arms of the “Far Right,” whoever that may be. Everyone who’s not a lib, I suspect. We are talking about authors who, in their spare time, are always looking under the bed for those looming “theocracies” they’re so afraid of. And then what’ll happen to their precious LGBT, transgender, and cockeyed humanist notions?

It can’t happen soon enough, says I.

Meanwhile, I’m finding it tough sledding to bull my way through all this analysis of poppycock that actually defies analysis–and indeed is purposely constructed to defy analysis. I mean, there’s only so much of this that anyone who’s not a kollege kook can take!

I guess I’ll write my review next week, wanting to get it out there before Election Day. I need hardly say that none of this nonsense would be possible without the lunatic sponsorship and support of the Democrat Party. That bunch needs an exorcist… big-time.

It ‘Is’ Oh. Kay to Eet Play Doh!!!

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We gotted a weerd Letter yeasterday fromb somb Hater whoo asked W”hat Do yiu Collidge Nittwitz do for Fun??”?

Wel wee are Not heer to has “Fun!”” In facked we Bannned Fun!!! We “are” Trying “to” maik a Revvalusion heer!!! In facked we are Trying to Ban Evry-Thing!! It “is” “The” ownly whay to Stop Sistemick Racism!!!!!! Becose evry-thing It is Racist!! Waht kind “of” stoopid dop dont know That???

We runned into A promble wen we Banned foood! Evry Boddy thay got Hungary!!!! i dont know waht wood of hapened iff our Stoodint Soviet diddnt “deside” itd Be O.K. for us to Eet Play Doh!!!

Yiu wood think whith “all” themb Pritty Cullers that Play Doh it wood be verry Nise to Eet!!!! and aslo if yiu got Tallent yiu can shaip It “so” it Looks jist lyke Reel Foood!!! The gye in that thare pixture he Is “eeting” a Play Doh sanwitch “and” It looks so Taistey!!!! i wisht I hadded one Jist ly’ke It!!!!!!

Wel i whil Not Lye to yiu becose we has Banned Lying but we has aslo Banned Teling “the” Trooth so thats O.K. anywhay i whil Not tel yiu that Play Doh it Taists goood, axully it taists Kined “of” Ickky!!! i was sorprized!! and It “was” kwite Hard “to” Swaller tooo!!!!!!!!!

And jist nhow i dont Feel “so” goood so i Better stop Riting!!!!

It’s Ban Evry-Thing Weak at Collidge!!!

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Whel, whel, we has Cut “to” The Chace and our Stoodint Soviet we has voated To Ban Evry-thing heer “at” Collidge!!! Fore a hole weak, tooo!!

It Is “the” One Shure Whay “of” geting Ridd of Sistemmick Racism, yiu has got to Ban Evry-thing becose evry-Thing it Is Racist!!!! So strating rihght Nhow we “are” Baning Evry-thing–eeting, drink-ing, Goingto bed, geting up, Cloathes, noodity, tawking, Not Tawking, Frends, pryvit propperty, pubic propperty,, and aslo Enny-thing Else we “can” Thinck Of!!!!!!!!!!

This it Is hardar thann it loocks!!! Butt as our one Prefesser sayed,, This “heer it Is “the” Essints of Revvalusion!!”! This heer “it” Is the One Trooue whay of Fundamint Trans Fourmasion!!!!! And then we bannned her tooo!!!!

I addmit i hadded a Littal trubble “baning” my Self butt Afftir A Wile it becomed like Seckind Natcher to me!!!!

Ooops!! O schiff! i pubblished “this hear” Artycule befour i “cood” rememember to Ban It!!!!!

P,S.–I jist thinked of sumb-thing!!! How do “we” Ban banning??