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We has just hadded a Reely Impotant meting of The stodent soviet “tooday” and we jist “voated” to Abbolitsh Columbo Day!!!
How discussting! to has a socaled Holladay for some “guy” come over in “a” Shipp and abstruck al “the” Indingentous Peple in Amarica and that racist Columbo watt kined “of” Heero whas he??? Jist loook “at” himb,, he “was” Seesick the hole tyme “he” was On the Bote!!!!! and al this racist biggit stuph abuot he discupboard America watt a joak!!! becose evry Boddy “thay” knows it was Wimmin of Choler thay discupboard Ameriica!!! and thay done “it” a hunerd 1,00 yeeres befour stopid old Columbo!!
We lernt at our Meting that Columbo come to Amerrica it “was the” Gratist Kallamatty evver and i sayed at the meting itt “was” Donold Trumpt’s fawlt watt hapened and the hole Stodent Soviet thay “jumpeded” up and Cheered,, and like that it nevver hapened To “me” befour and it maid “me” fiel jist lyke Pressadint Obammba!!!! In facked it maid me “think” mayby i auhght to go Into Pollaticks i bett i cood get Elecktid to Congrist jist like Alexandra Ocasional Corset!!!!!
Any whay thare isnt gointo Be no stinkin Columbo day hear at our Collidge “or” no Othher kined of racist biggit Day neether!!!!!!
i bett I cood get “a” Lot of peple to Voat for me!!
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Don’t you wish this was just totally made-up satire, it couldn’t possibly come true? I do!
https://leeduigon.com/2016/03/15/feminist-political-ecology-the-key-to-all-knowledge/
I mean, really–what is left of the human brain, after college gets through with it? And why are we still throwing public money at the colleges? Can’t we see what we’re getting for that money?
This was “feminist political ecology” from three years ago. In the heaping up of vast quantities of stupidity, three years is like thirty.
Save America. Defund the colleges now.
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Thare is a roomer “that” Hillery she “is” goingto maik a Big Impotant Speach in somplaice called Backteria or somthing Like that and al “of” us in the Stodent Soviet wee whant “to” go and sea her!!! Ownly four me “thare” is a promble! becose Backteria it “is” Far Awhay and yiu need to fly on a plain To “get” thare!!! and i thinked we wassnt saposed to fligh on airplains no moar becose “it” “is” Bad For The Plannit!!! and Aslo i hasnt got no munny “foar” A plain tickkit!
Butt thenn som Guy he is reel Smart he sayed he knowed a whay i cood fligh for Free!!! Al i has got to “do” is “go” whith himb as his Emocianul Sapport Annamel!! “Its Eezy he said “yiu jist lett me putt a leesh On yiu and this heer Fake Tale and wenevver i give yiu A siggnel yiu jist maik “a” annamel noyse and then Say “Bob yiu “are” phantasstick! yiu are onederfull! becose That is How yiu sapport my Emocians!!”” and Then somboddy elsse thay sayed it wood nevver whirk,, no Boddy thay wood evver Think i was a annamel but my frend he sayed “”No Promble, i whill jist say he Is a Kanga Roo,, them Moth Antenners on his hed thay wood foool any Boddy!!” and then He “hitt” the Other guy whith a Botle to maik himb go Awaigh!!
So wee whent to the Air Poret and we toled the parson at the Cownter that i was my frends Emocianal Sapport Kanga Roo and he givved me the siggnel and I moo’ed jist lyke A Kanga Roo and sayed “Bob yiu arr The Smartest Stodent in our hole Collidge!!” and it wood of whirked axsept a long camed This big meen guy In some “kind” of cop soout and sayed wee has to Get Out of “thare” or elsse “he” wood arest us and Bob he jist runned away!!! I nevver thinked he wood do that he jist leffed me thare like sum “kindof” dum dope and neckest Thing i knoo thay throwed me “outof” the Air Poret so i diddnt get to fligh on the Plain and sea Hillery!!! and i hadded to wauk al the whay Back to Collidge tooo!!
and I amb so tyred i think i wil jist “eet” “Theeze” hear jim sox and go to spleep!!
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The whole country would’ve been better off if he’d been a truck driver or a zookeeper.
John Dewey is proof that philosophy is highly overrated.
https://leeduigon.com/2013/04/27/the-grand-poobah-of-philosophers/
“We know nothing for certain,” was his teaching. Well, you can’t say “We know nothing” without also admitting, tacitly, that “I know nothing.” Then the question is, why are we listening to someone who doesn’t know anything?
Philosophy divorced from God does fearful damage to a society.
The wounds inflicted on America by John Dewey run deep.
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Thare is jist “no” end to the Interllecturalniss we get hear at Collidge!! Tooday in Nothing Studdies thay teached us “how” “to” play whith Dolls!!!
Theese hear dolls thay “are” Gender Floowid! That meens thay “can” be mail Or feemail Or neether!!! All yiu got “to” “do” “to” chainge thare Gender is,, yiu put diffrint clothes on themb!!! and aslo do thare hare diffrint!! Its “that” eezy!!!!!
Thenn thay shoowd us “a” Moovie butt i allreddy seed “it” wen i was Majering in Gender Studdies it is caled How Floowed Is Floowed?? and Tomb Hancks he is “in” it!!! At leest i thinked its Tomb Hancks maby it “is” sum one Elss! Itis al aboat How yiu “can” be al sortce of diffrint Genders whith all sortce of Diffrint Pro-nowns and iff sum Biggit Hater he dont use the “rihght” Pro-nown that yiu whant,, yiu can “get” himb Arestid and throwed in Jale!!!! How grate “is” That???
Unfortchinitly thay dont “let” us “taik” the Gender Dolls back to the Dorms whith us becose thay cost tooo Expensif but i dont has a Dorm roomb becose I still spleep in my Prefesser”s Twool Shed so i thawt it “wood be” alrihght iff i taked my Doll back thare but thay woodnt “let” “me” “do” that ether!!
To-marrow our prefesser she is goingto teetch “us” “how” to maik a Ball out of Play-Doh and role it all arowned!! Thare is awlyays sum Thing “new” “to” lern!!!!!!
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When R.J. Rushdoony wrote this essay, thirty years ago or so, the Western intellectual mind (pardon the oxymoron) had not yet degenerated to “your truth, my truth, no truth.” But as he so often did, he saw exactly where it was heading and could tell you exactly where it came from.
https://chalcedon.edu/resources/articles/invisible-rulers
There’s a lot of meat to this essay, but stick with it–because it tells us how we got here and points us back to God.
Postmodern poop that rests on such philosophical gems as “I is reality” has no future.
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Yeasterday hear At Collidge we herd abuot this hear Grate Ideer fromb Union Thealoggicable Semetary wood yiu Beleave “it” thay “are” confesting thare Sins “To” plants!!! Us in the Stodent Soviet we voated “rite” aweiagh to “maik it” Mandertorry for evry Boddy “here”!!!
Al of Us we “are” Interllecturals soe we “know” “thare” “is” no God but thare “are” Plants! and Plants thay are Reel!! Yiu “can” “sea” themb rihght hear!!!
But then some Biggit Racist Hater he sayed “iff Its A sin to eeat meeat then isnt It a Sin “to” eeat Plants tooo and then wat “are” yiu aloud To eeat??”” , wel we wernt goingto lissen to That!!! And annyhow sints i bin taking Moth Hoarmoans i can eeat hankerchiffts and jim sox and iff evry Boddy thay dose it then thay “can” eeat hankerchiffts and jim sox tooo!!!!! So ate ((*8!)) of Us we beet himb up!!!
The ownly thing “it” was Confuzing abuot this,, i alreddy lernt thare is no sutch thing “as” a Sin but this chick whith tatwos she stratened me Out quick!! Wyte Privvalidge it is a Sin! Just being Wyte it is a Sin!! If yiu has Moar Munny then some Boddy elsse thats A Sin tooo!! (Wel i dont has to whorry abote that i hasnt got no Munny at alll!!!!) Inter-Sexianalitty that is aslo a Sin!! So natcherly we can Confest all Theeze hear Sins “to” Plants–,,–and the Plants thay “will” heer our Confestions and Then Thay will do Nothing!!!!!! Like how Grate is that???
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Better not!
Some college fimbo on CNN recently advised Christians to keep their thoughts and their prayers to themselves–because atheists don’t like it when your thoughts and prayers go out to them (https://www.breitbart.com/the-media/2019/09/17/cnn-proposes-you-keep-your-thoughts-and-prayers-to-yourself/).
Can I wake up now? I don’t like this anymore. Must’ve been something I ate…
Anyway, says the professor, praying for an atheist is hateful, it’s a microaggression, it’s as bad as “sexually lewd comments,” and they’d actually pay money to avoid having prayers and benevolent thoughts sent out to them.
Uh… how do they know someone is “sending thoughts” to them? Are atheists clairvoyant? All right, saying “I will pray for you,” or “My thoughts are with you,” well, then of course they’d know–because you told them. But how would they know if you didn’t tell them? So don’t tell them.
“Sending thoughts and prayers in the wake of disasters is controversial,” says CNN. Especially when you “send” them toward people who are “prayer averse.” Now it’s starting to sound like pirate radio broadcasts. Are all these people nuts?
Says Jesus Christ, in holy Scripture, “Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you” (Matthew 7:6).
Your prayers are between you and God. Unless you’re making a public prayer for a public purpose–say, a church service–there’s no need to make it into a production number. You can pray for anyone, at any time. You can ask for prayers.
And you don’t have to watch CNN. Ever.
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Joe Collidge lives! He has pioneered spelling any word any old way you please, and making up grammar as he goes along–and now the data editor (whatever that is) of a major British newspaper agrees with him.
“Grammar snobs are patronizing, pretentious, and just plain wrong,” says this yo-yo at The Guardian. And “minorities” shouldn’t be expected to know grammar. (https://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/melissa-mullins/2016/04/23/angry-brit-correcting-grammar-racist-classist-and-censorious)
So who, again, is “patronizing” and “pretentious”?
But let’s hear from Joe Collidge himself:
I has bin sayin This “all” “alonge” that gramer It “is” Racist!! and this hear jist gose “to” Proove it!!, “and” i kanow i aint not Rong “abote” it neether!!!
I wonder if Walter Williams or Thomas Sowell realizes he’s being a white supremacist by using proper grammar. Maybe they, as Minorities, shouldn’t be allowed to use it. After all, it’s a form of White Privilege, to be able to communicate clearly.
Or, as Constable Chumley would say, “Yair fithen me cransion, I forrit!”
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We hadded a lexture This morninge “in” Nothing Studdies it was grate!! It was al abote how we “are” goingto has Socilism hear in Americka,, al we has got”to” “do” is eeleckt Any Demmocart and fromb nhow On the guvvermint it “willl” Take “care of yiu” al the tyme and “evry” thing it wil be Freee!!! and no boddy thay wont has to Work no moar evver Agin!!!!
Free houses, Free helth cair, Free foood, Free viddio Game, and Free Collidge Tution for evry boddy (exsept christoins thay shuddnt get Nothing!),, and aslo No moar Work!! No boddy wont has to Work “becose” Rowbots thay whil “do” Alll The work!!!
It whil be Parradice!!!!!!!!!! Thare woont be nothing “to” “do” but eet and Go to Class and whatch moovies and play Viddio Games and aslo play whith Play-Doh!!! And aslo lots and lots of Secks!!!! How grate Is that?? Espatially no moar Work!!!
The Prefesser she sayed Work it bloes!! and no boddy “butt” christins and Haters thay whil be “the” ownly wones whoo “has got” to Work!!! She Sayed “Watt do yiu whant to Do “whith” yore Lyfe,, jist work And Work “and” Work???” And somb Racist he sayed How dose al “This Free Stuph” get payed fore??? What a iddiate!!!!! Jist lyke Alaxander Ocasional Cortex she sayes,, “the” guvvermint thay jist keeep Printin moar Mony,, tons and tons of Mony,, and “it” will Pay “fore” evry Thing!!! Whith enuohgh leffed Over to give Evry Boddy a Hundrid $1 Hundrid Dolors for thare Own!!!
Jist thinck of It!!! Nothing to do, nothing evver agan that yiu “has” got “To” Do!!!! Becose the guvvermint It whil “do” evry Thing “fore” yiu!!!Yiu wooont evin has to Get “out” of Bed iff yiu dont wanto!!!
I thinck i whill “go out” and Voat rihght now!!!!!!
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