Cats with Attitude

My cats must be furry saints or something. They don’t do any of this stuff.

But I couldn’t help enjoying the two kittens going bananas over a tiny bit of peeling wallpaper. I wonder what they thought it was!


We Deamanned eezy Corses!!!

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Tooday we hadded “a” meating of The Stodent Soviet to de-manned fromb nowh “on” thare be Nothing butt Reel Eezy Corses hear at Collidge so evry One thay can Gradurate!!!

Al the collidge it has to Do “is” drop al themb Hard Corses! I knowed a gye he “was” taking Allergebra and it was jist Awffle!!! It was tooo hard! Thare shoodnt be “no” Math in collidge becose Math it “is” ownly For no good stinkin wyte Peple!! And yiu know watts wrong whith “it???” Yiu woont beleave it!!! Thay keep sayin thare is A Rihght Ansir to evry Promble! And al the Otther Ansirs thay “are” Wrong!!! This is Racist!!!

Butt wee aslo deamanneded thay get Ridd “of” Histary becose its Old! and get ridd of Englisch becose its jist wyte Privlidge! Al themb Ackadimmick corses thay are ownly “in” thare to maik stodents feeel Bad!!! Themb proffs thay jist caint whayt to Flunk yiu!!!!

Constaquintly becose of al themb Hard Corses thare “are” Stodents who cant gradurate “And” thay dont get no Deegree or nothing!!! Lasst yeer we jist fowneded Out that our Graduration Rayt “it was” ownly Nineteeen 19 Parsent!!!! That is unconsional!!! The Rayte it shood Be One hunderd 100 parsent!!!

I amb luccky i amb majering In Nothing Studdies and noboddy thay nevver Flunks Nothing Studdies!!!! Acksipt for this one gye he Flunkeded the Fynal becose he eated The Test and thenn got Sick alll Over “the” prefesser’s Desque!!!!!! Butt evry Boddy elst we al getted Strait As!!! Al we got “to Do” is keep paiying “the” Tution and in Fyve 5 oar Sicks 6 Yeers we gets our Deegree!!!

And yiu sea that oncet Evry Boddy thay all gets Strait As,, then Evry Boddy thay “are” Eaquol!!! Eaquolitty it “is” Goood!!!!!!!!!!


Presidential Timber… with ‘Wet Leg Hair’

Has it truly come to this–a presidential candidate babbling about children rubbing his “wet leg hair” while he was a lifeguard, long ago?

Well, that’s what he’s doing in this video, shot in 2017.

People are actually thinking of voting for this guy for president? Say it ain’t so. But we can’t say that, can we?

Again I ask–are there that many people out there who truly have not the foggiest idea of what a president is, or what a president does?

A sobering thought: most of the Democrat candidates are even worse. That’s why this, er, man is leading the pack. Crikey, he was our vice president for eight years.

Hairy legs and all.

 


By Request, ‘Adeste Fideles’

Requested by Phoebe: from Notre Dame Cathedral in Montreal, Adeste Fideles, sung by Pavarotti.

And, huff-puff, I think I’ve caught up with the hymn requests!


By Request, ‘O Come, O Come, Emmanuel’

Christians have been loving this hymn for some 800 years.

Requested by Valerie, O Come, O Come, Emmanuel–the name means “God with us.”


By Request, ‘Jesu, Joy of Men’s Desiring’

One of the most beautiful pieces of music ever composed, Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring, by Johann Sebastian Bach. Instrumental guitar rendition by Rick Foster; requested by Joshua. Second to none.


Hillary: Is She or Isn’t She?

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“My turn! My turn! And I’ll fix you all–!”

As the Democrats proceed with their groundless and inane “impeachment” of President Donald Trump, the most corrupt woman in the northern hemisphere chimed in with a tweet: “In the United States of America, no one is above the law” (http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3798838/posts).

“Except for me!” she might with much justice have added. “Man, they ain’t invented a law that I won’t break. And I always get away with it–always!”

As secretary of state, in exchange for enormous “donations” to her Clinton Foundation, Hillary let Russia buy 20% of America’s uranium–you know, that stuff they use in nuclear weapons. And when it comes to criminal mishandling of official secret documents, she’s the all-time record-setter.

But the big question is this: Is she or isn’t she running for president again? She says she’s under terrific pressure to announce her candidacy for 2020.

I say, Go for it, gal! As many times as it takes to drive the Democrat Party into permanent extinction, that’s how many times you need to run. C’mon! Look at this pack of bozos that they’ve got for candidates–you mean to say you can’t beat them? And surely (!) you haven’t forgotten that it’s your turn to be president!

My guess is, she’s running.


Memory Lane: the Certs Twins

Suddenly it hit me that a lot of you aren’t old enough to remember the Certs Twins. Well, here’s a famous TV commercial featuring that duo–circa 1970 or a little earlier.

“Certs is a candy mint!” “Certs is a breath mint!” They argued about it for years, even though the voice-over guy kept telling them, “Stop! You’re both right.”

Notice the price: 10 cents. Certs are still floating around on the Internet today, but I couldn’t find a firm price. It ain’t a dime anymore, though.


‘Our Immoral and Unrighteous Government’ (2014)

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The Climate Change Twins, 2014. Sort of like the Certs Twins, only infinitely more dangerous and costly.

When I posted this in 2014, Donald Trump had yet to become president (or even a serious candidate) and tear the curtain off the Deep State for everyone to see. And so a reader admonished me to “limit your crusade to religion and morality” and leave Bent Science alone.

https://leeduigon.com/2014/05/03/our-immoral-and-unrighteous-government/

The problem nowadays, though, is that you can’t separate crooked science from crooked government. The whole purpose of the Climate Change scam is to grow the government at the people’s expense.

I mean, really, it’s so flaming obvious. They subject us to all sorts of humiliating limitations on our freedom, grab the money that we worked for, and then, when nothing happens with the “climate,” they proudly proclaim, “See? We saved the planet, didn’t we?”

There’s no excuse for falling for such clumsy tricks.


‘Pat-a-Pan’

This old Burgundian carol, Pat-a-Pan, is one of my favorites; and I especially like this unusual performance of it by the Zamar Student Choir at Harrisburg Baptist Church in the Northern Mississippi Choir Festival.

Did I mention that you can enter the Christmas Carol Contest as often as you like? It sort of dried up yesterday. I’ll have to have a word with Byron.


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