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What, exactly, is Christ’s authority? Who gave it to Him? How does He exercise it? And how are we to respond to it? It’s amazing how many clear answers to those questions can be found in just the Book of Matthew.
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Go ahead… tell me this is not a pretentious clown.
I read this nooze story yesterday, after I’d stopped posting for the day–and waddaya know? The story is nowhere to be found today.
I think in journalism class the lesson is called Burying News That Makes Democrats Look Like Swine.
So… Steverino Breyer is retiring from the Supreme Court (it seems they made that decision for him) and SloJo gets to nominate his replacement. And Sen. Chuck Schumer, head of the horses’ ass committee, has warned Republican senators to go easy on Biden’s nominee, or else.
Good grief. This raises hypocrisy to a whole new level, higher (or lower!) than anyone would have imagined possible.
Remember, uh, Brett Kavanagh–one of Donald Trump’s nominees? Remember what the Senate Democrats did to him? “He raped me at a party somewhere, I think it was forty years ago, I don’t remember where…” They only stopped short of shooting him. Accused of everything but cattle-rustling. As he took the oath of office, leftist wackos hammered on the door, trying to break in.
Schumer’s stooges, all of them.
We have already been told, by the (oh, boy) “president,” that the new Supreme Court justice must be, above any and every other consideration, a black woman. (I don’t capitalize the B-word because I try not to be a suck-up.) Wouldn’t it be nice if we didn’t pick Supreme Court justices on the basis of skin-deep external characteristics? And maybe it’s just me thinking so… but how is this not demeaning to black women–to say nothing of making appointment to SCOTUS an exercise in frivolity?
But what the heck, the story’s gone, they made it disappear, they can easily deny it.
As the violent crime rate shoots through the ceiling in one Democrat city after another, the politicians–was it always such a shameful thing to be?–are beating the drum about “Gun Violence.” Gotta do somethin’ about Gun Violence!
This is ca-ca. There is no such real thing as Gun Violence. Gun Violence is an abstraction. The only reason to speak of it as a real thing is to try to deceive whoever might be listening.
No one has ever been or ever will be killed by Gun Violence. No: you get killed by violent criminals who use guns to commit crimes. The criminals are not abstractions; they are real. And they’re having a high old time lately because Democrat politicians, who run the blue cities and the blue states, turn them loose on little or no bail–just as if they hadn’t a care in the world about these villains committing more crimes, hurting innocent people.
We do not know why Democrat officials do this. By some weird political alchemy, they transmute a three-time rapist into a… “victim.”
What do you suppose would happen to the crime rate if murderers and rapists were promptly put to death, after conviction, and other felons got thrown into prison for a very long time? Not that Democrat politicians would ever allow it. They have to be smashed first before we can effectively protect ourselves from predators.
You’d think if the cat could climb up to the highest shelf, she could also get down.
Peep and Robbie, when they were kittens, by some unwitnessed magic used to climb up to the top of the refrigerator. We never saw how they did it. And of course Peep was almost killed when she got inside the box with my ice cream machine and brought it crashing to the floor. She emerged unscathed.
Yeah, it’s true. *Sigh* Some two million of ’em so far.
What we don’t know is why they’re doing this to us. They wouldn’t be doing it secretly unless they knew it was wrong and that the American people would be angered by it. Meanwhile, they’re out there rattling the sabers–like, after Afghanistan, anyone is gonna be afraid of us–over Russian threats to violate Ukraine’s borders. Ask Putin if we scare him.
But why do they want our borders violated? And it’s all paid for with our tax dollars.
I’m beginning to wonder if Joe Biden has ever in his life been involved in anything that isn’t crooked.