Rubella State University has instituted a set of new policies that will make sexual harassment “totally impossible,” says the school’s dean of Diversity Enforcement, Dr. Sylvia Jidrool.
Starting in the fall semester this September, Rubella will ban “all forms of interpersonal interaction,” explains the dean. Students will have to wear blindfolds to, from, and during class and will be forbidden to speak to one another. “No looking, no talking, no touching–no communication of any kind!” says the dean. “Like, if you can’t say anything at all, you can’t say anything wrong. We’re kind of surprised no one’s thought of this before.”
The new rules will not apply to anyone who has made a donation of $500 or more to the Democrat Party. That would be 98.9% of university personnel. For a donation of $1,000 or more, no rules of any kind apply.
But for everyone else, says Dr. Jidrool, “interpersonal interactions will be totally forbidden. Mind you, we do expect our students to keep their Sexual Performance Journals up to date! But you have to do it without seeing, speaking, or touching.”
Some limited communication will be permitted in the form of hand-held bicycle horns.
Suicide’s been in the news a lot lately, and I don’t think you need a crystal ball to foresee that there’s going to be more of it in the immediate future. Our culture, commandeered by the left-wing death cult, is trending that way.
And don’t think your kids will be safe because you’ve spent big bucks to send them to a fancy-schmancy private school. Like this one.
It’s true: unless the Lord build the house, they labor in vain that build it. Unless the Lord keep watch, the watchman waketh but in vain (Psalm 127:1).
That goes for education, too.
Sorry, but I can’t spot any rapes in progress. Can you?
It’s getting harder and harder to unpack leftid feminist babble and translate it into English.
Writing for the Portland University Ungendering Research Initiative, whatever the deuce that is, a Ph. D. in Feminist Studies has excoriated city dog parks as places fostering “rape culture and queer performativity” (https://www.thecollegefix.com/post/45648/). She attempts to show how “human companions [people walking their dogs, I think] foster and perpetuate masculinist systems of communal oppression across species” and calls the parks “rape-condoning spaces.”
You’re gonna need a bigger Blather Bingo card.
This is what your collidge tuition dollars buy, folks. Gibberish.
You want your sons and daughters to be “educated” by these kooks because… Fill in the blank and win a prize.
Try to enjoy the hard work you have to do to pay for this.
I’ve been to see the accountant, I’ve written my Newswithviews column for the week, I’ve typed up a chapter of my book–and now it’s time to revisit the wonderful world of public education! (Thanks, I think, to Linda for the news tip.)
The Fairfax County, Virginia, Board of Education has approved a new sex-ed curriculum in which the kiddies will be taught that “gender is fluid” and, in the words of one of the board’s sages, “Biological sex is meaningless!” (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2018/06/05/virginia-school-board-tells-kids-they-werent-born-male-or-female/)
Okay, here’s what I want to know. Who thinks this is a good idea–and why? We don’t see any of these board members submitting to radical surgery and pumping themselves full of hormones to “transition” to another sex. Why don’t leftids themselves ever do the damned things they want everybody else to do?
Come on, there must be some loon out there who can bring us up to speed on the benefits of this kind of teaching. If you’ve got a computer in your rubber room, we’d love to hear from you.
And we’re still waiting for parents to explain why they send their kids to public schools to be educated by nuts and morons.
Still wondering why it’s a bad idea to maroon your sons and daughters in a public school? Check this out.
An art teacher at a South Carolina high school has resigned, after being suspended, after a couple of students were seen, by other students, “engaged in sex acts” in the back of the classroom–while the teacher was there ( http://www.thestate.com/news/local/education/article212229829.html). One wonders what kind of “comprehensive sex education” those kids had received in public school–starting, probably, in first grade.
It goes to show how close to impossible it is to get flat-out fired as a public school teacher. The school district suspended the art teacher; only then did she resign. Afterward, the state school board suspended her teaching certificate… for one year.
We are not told what particular “sex acts” were performed. In my high school physics class there were a boy and a girl who used to pull their desks together and stop just short of making out while class was in session. The rest of us considered this rather eccentric behavior, and wondered why the teacher allowed it. We liked him and would have been sorry to see him get in trouble; but his tolerance of that behavior truly puzzled us.
I know, I know–“Nothing like that would ever happen in my children’s school!” And “But public school is free!” (false: it costs a fortune in taxes). Those are the top two lame excuses for leaving your children stranded there.
Christian children need Christian homeschooling. Or a good Christian school.
No two ways about it.
We have the biggest and costliest public “education” system in world history–and what have we got to show for it?
Pew Research says one in four Americans didn’t read a single book last year. In this video segment, it’s more like four out of four.
Welcome to StupidWorld, the multi-trillion-dollar theme park for what used to be civilization.
All right, sure, we understand–no one has ever done a man-in-the-street interview that makes the man or woman in the street look smart. And everybody who doesn’t respond like a ninny winds up on the cutting room floor.
But I do know people who’ve finished both high school and college and never read a book.
For a glimpse of where this is headed:
Just remember this, folks: if you send your kids to public school, you’re volunteering to be treated like an idiot. Might as well wear a great big “Kick Me” sign.
And now the bally computer wants to do updates. Be back soon… maybe.
If you still think there might be sane people somewhere involved with public education, consider this.
In the North Lebanon, Pennsylvania, school district, the school policy is that students must smile in the hallway or else be put into “counseling”–and if that doesn’t work, detention (http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/05/16/school-students-required-smile/).
“Northern Lebanon officials,” says the news report from Pittsburgh, “did not explain what the purpose of the smiling policy was or what it is supposed to achieve.”
Kowabunga. R.J. Rushdoony would say its purpose is to enforce conformity and assert its power. I’d say he was right. Otherwise it’s just plain craziness. We can’t rule that out.
Really, people–do you want your children and grandchildren “educated” by these kooks?
If you walk around grinning all the time, don’t answer that.
A small price to pay for straight A’s for every female STEM student
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Our is the biggest and costliest public education system in world history–and what are we getting for it?
At Mountain Ridge Middle School in Gerrardstown, West Virginia, some parents are a bit cheesed off that their non-Muslim children are being taught to write an Islamic “declaration of faith” (http://barenakedislam.com/2018/05/17/west-virginia-parental-outrage-after-non-muslim-junior-high-school-students-were-forced-to-write-a-declaration-of-faith-to-the-religion-of-islam/). Doesn’t seem quite the ticket, does it?
First the school officials said the purpose of the exercise was to “practice writing the Islamic declaration of faith in Arabic calligraphy.” I didn’t know Muslims had to declare faith in Arabic calligraphy. Then the school said it was optional. We are at liberty not to believe this.
Meanwhile, in the “world religions” portion of Social Studies (feh!), Christianity and Judaism are notably downplayed, while Islam gets the lion’s share of ink and classroom time.
For some bizarre and probably lunatic reason, Western liberals are head-over-heels in love with Islam. They believe they can have lots and lots of Islam in their culture and still enjoy feminism, “gay rights,” and transgender bathrooms. Anyone can look at Iran and say, “Uh-uh, that ain’t gonna happen.” But apparently liberals–and most of our education hotshots are liberals–can’t see it.
And if Islam will be rough on “erotic minorities,” that’s nothing to how rough it’ll be on our sacred cow of Science.
Stupid leftids. They have no idea what they’re asking for. God help them if they get it.