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Socialism: They Don’t Know What It Is, But They Like It

I just had a horrible thought: you could probably crank a hit song out of that, I Don’t Know What It Is, But I Like It.

Here are a bunch of collidge stodents being asked about socialism. They’re all in favor of it, big-time. They also don’t know what it is, and are totally stumped when asked to define or describe it. “If it’s helping people, I’m for it.” Brilliant. Your tuition dollars at work.

Salutes to Campus Reform.org for producing this video.

College, college, college… hmmm… Hey! I think I know what happened to that Indus Valley civilization! College happened to it.


Get yor dagree In Socile Jutstus!!

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I cant hordly weiht til Next Samaster! Then our Collidge Socile Jutstus Dagree Pogrom it “wil be” Up and runing! and i wil Take “som coarses!! in “fact” I wuold change My Major to Socile Jutstus eccept i has onely “got” 5 more yeeres to go on my Batchler Dagree in Gender Studies so “it” kind of Too “late” to swich.

Insted of jist Sittin In Class Room theese coarses thay wil All “be” out,side and whe wil “get” Creddit for bustin Things up and doing Beet Downs on peple whoo thay Deserf it thare wil Be coarses in Throwing Rocks And Brickes and aslo Settin Things On Fyire!!! That is waht my Prefesser he Calls Instotucional Change! And it wil “make Socile” Jutstus it wil come Warever we reck stufff!!!

We wil aslo De-Manned thare be No More Hetro-sexial and yiu got to be LGTBQC form Now “on!”” Yiu cant be Rihghtchus unles yiu gay or Trans or any Thing but Hetro. And aslo if yiu are Femail yiu cant “be” Rihghtchious and Good unles yiu has a Bortion!

Yiu has got To “be” Carefull thuohgh, i seen one Stodent he got “a” littal over-Doing it and he “went” and Keyed his own Prefessers Car by Mitsteak!! Yiu onely Supossed to Key White Prifflidge cars and aslo Biggit and Racist Cars so he got “in” lots of Trubble!

Now jist yiu wate and See “what” hapens wenn Al the Collidges thay got Socile Justsus Dagree Pogroms! This hole No-good cuontry it wil go “up” in smoak! And than we wil All get Socile Jutstus evry whare!!!


College Big Shot: Go Easy on Goons

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Evergreen State College, in Washington–the state legislature is trying to de-fund it, but no luck so far–home of a “diversity day” that bars white persons from the campus, is in the news again.

The interim provost there has asked the school’s professors to go easy on the thugs and goons who “have diverted time and energy from their academic work… to promote institutional change and social justice” (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9398)–by vandalizing property, threatening and assaulting anyone who won’t agree with them, shutting down classes, and turning the campus into a combat zone.

Oh, heck, yeah, they should be rewarded for that! Good grades for all! Everybody who threw a brick through a window, or at someone else’s head–a nice big A for you!

Why don’t they just offer a degree in hooliganism?

America has ten times as many colleges and universities as any civilized country needs, ten times as many students, and probably twenty times as many professors, instructors, diversity experts, and full-time ninnies on stilts as the whole blamed planet needs.

Cut it down.

Just cut it down.

 


Silliest Job in the World: Kampus Kop

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So now the campus police at the University of Maryland are investigating “a discarded piece of plastic wrap” as “a possible hate-bias incident” (http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=9373). Some snowflake saw it lying on the ground and decided it was a noose, indicative of some soon-to-be-enacted lynching.

At first police said, “It’s just trash,” but that wasn’t good enough for “students.” So now the kampus kops have to pore over hours of closed-circuit spy camera footage to see if they can find some culprit purposely dropping the little bit of plastic there to terrorize people who really want to be terrorized.

Because of the “incident,” some of the students are demanding stricter “hate speech” rules.

Is anybody getting the idea, yet, that America’s bloated, over-funded, overcrowded “higher education” system is not performing any useful function–and needs to be cut way back?


Do You See Violence Here?

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Evergreen State College (Washington) just can’t seem to stay out of the news.

A couple of weeks ago it was “no whites allowed on campus” day, with a professor put in fear of his life when he showed up to teach his classes. This prompted the state legislature to introduce a bill to defund Evergreen.

Looks like that’ll be needed sooner rather than later.

According to latest reports, students–Social Justice majors?–at Evergreen are prowling around the campus with baseball bats, looking for victims (https://twitter.com/leginsurrection/status/872418115694546944). Now that’s higher education!

Please, America! No more funds for universities.


So What Are They Gonna Do About It?

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As reported yesterday (http://conservativetribune.com/high-school-grad-jesus/), school officials at Beaver High School in Pennsylvania forbade their valedictorian to say “in the name of Jesus Christ” in her graduation speech. And she said it anyway.

Now what? That’s what I want to know. They, the leftist cretins who run the school, say “It’s against the law!” (what law?) to invoke the name of Jesus Christ anywhere but in church or at home. So what are you guys gonna do about this kid who broke “the law”? Like, her high school days are over–you can’t give her detention, or make her write on the blackboard “I will not mention Jesus Christ” a hundred times.

Besides which, the assembled community at the graduation ceremony, by their long ovation for the girl, made it very clear whose side they were on.

So what are they going to do? Have the police arrest her for “breaking the law”? That’d go over big. Uh, contact the college she’s signed up to go to, and try to get them to kick her out? Or they could change the whole graduation format, and just not allow any more student speeches. That way they wouldn’t have to worry about anyone ever speaking the name of Jesus.

Why do school officials act like the devil in The Exorcist?

See, I’m betting these people, and all who are like them, wouldn’t dare do anything but back down if society stood up to them–as this one girl, by herself, stood up to the Christophobes at Beaver High. There are so vastly more of us than there are of them, I’m betting they’ll fold like cheap cameras if we all stand up to them. Let’s just see if they dare more than that. Let’s see!

Our God is an awesome God, and He will bless us if we stand tall for His Son.


Good News! (For Once)

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“School officials”–a euphemism for dunderheads–at Beaver High School in Pennsylvania were in the news this month for forbidding a student to mention the name of Jesus Christ in her graduation speech–and she did it anyway (http://conservativetribune.com/high-school-grad-jesus/).

Moriah Bridges said, “I’ve always been a rule follower… But today, in the spirit of defying expectations, and for perhaps the last time at this podium, I say, ‘in the righteous name of Jesus Christ, Amen.” For which she received a long and loud ovation.

The school bigwigs don’t know what to do about it. They’re stumped. Like, it’s too late to make her repeat high school. Their position was that it’s “against the law” for anyone connected with the school district to invoke the name of Jesus Christ.

We hail and applaud this young woman for having, as the Apostles had, the courage to obey God rather than men.

We need a great deal more of this.


Education Fat-Heads Do It Again

For people who are always running on and on about “choice,” liberals are really good at taking people’s choices away.

And so the 2017 Wall Township High School, NJ, yearbooks have been “edited,” or rather censored, to remove all references to President Donald Trump–because, see, you’re not supposed to make that choice! So one kid had a quote from Trump deleted, and another had his “Make America Great Again” shirt airbrushed free of its logo (http://www.nowtheendbegins.com/wall-township-high-school-nj-photoshops-references-president-trump-students-year-books/).

The students were not in violation of any posted standards or restrictions. Apparently you can quote from any president but Donald Trump. You’re not allowed to make that choice.

The superintendent of schools says she will be “investigating possible violations of First Amendment rights.” Possible? Did she say “possible”?

Parents want the yearbooks re-issued without the censorship.

We are not told which particular liberal fat-head censored them in the first place.

Here’s my prediction: the moment a credible threat is made to file a civil rights lawsuit, the school will cave in and re-issue the yearbooks. This is what always happens. Legally, the censors don’t have a leg to stand on.

Because, let’s face it, boys and girls–the liberal agenda simply isn’t Constitutional.

They can only do what we let them get away with–which is way, way, way too much.


Yeah, They’re Crazy

I think if I were offered Tucker Carlson’s job, I’d be convinced I was having a bad dream. Or maybe a nervous breakdown.

In this outing, Tucker interviews a smirking paramecium named Dakotah Something, who thinks socialism really, really works and America should try to be like Venezuela. ‘Cause all the probs down there, he says between smirks, are caused by bad people trying to ruin the government’s plans to create a workers’ paradise. Damn, it’s a tough row to hoe, for those “dedicated Chavistas.”

Workers, eh? Socialism is full of airheads who never did a day’s work in their lives. What would they know about work?

Watch this kid’s face and listen to his words. This is a product of our education system. This is what we’re getting for our money.

This is our national folly come to life.

And what we’re supposed to do with the hundreds of thousands like him that our colleges are turning out, beats me.


School: Private Conversation Isn’t Private

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Our public education system continues to poison our society. Thanks (I think) to Linda for this news tip. (https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/05/17/augusta-school-department-punishes-employee-for-telling-coworker-i-will-pray-for-you/)

In Augusta, Maine, a public school employee was recently disciplined with “coaching”–can these people do euphemisms, or what!–for saying, in a private conversation with another employee who is also a member of her church, “I will pray for you.”

Well, hey, hey! She was “instructed” never to say such a thing in any private conversation. Hello! Aren’t private conversations private anymore? Not in a public school, they aren’t. The employee has filed charges against the school district for religious discrimination.

Even more disturbing, school officials told her that she cannot use “phrases that integrate public and private belief systems.”

Whoa! Hold it right there! Since when does America have any “public belief system”? Has the Establishment Clause of the First Amendment been repealed? Did it happen while we slept? Who established a “public belief system” that binds us all? (“One ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them…” –Tolkien)

These people have got to be sent packing, before we all wake up behind barbed wire. Who do they think they are?

Wake up, O spirit of 1776! Wake up!


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