No, I’m not going to watch Dracula’s speech tonight.
Who’s Dracula? Why, our first voter-fraud president, of course. I call him “Dracula” because he’s sucking the nation dry.
Christopher Lee, you ought to watch this guy. You could learn a lot from him.
Instead of sitting there listening to two or three dozen lies a minute, I will read my Bible and then watch an old movie on youtube, maybe play some chess. The lies will still be there in the morning.