“Please detail the content of the members of your organization’s prayers.”
That’s what the IRS demanded of a pro-life group in Iowa when it applied for tax-exempt status, we learned during a Congressional hearing a few days ago, as reported by The Examiner on May 17.
It has taken me a while to wrap my brain around that one. Really–they want to examine the content of your prayers? Now that’s a lulu. Just when you thought they’d reached rock-bottom, they burst right through it on their way to Hell.
Maybe they’d be interested in this prayer:
“Father in heaven, now looks like it would be a very good time for some Old Testament-style smiting. Please, Lord, sweep away these wicked, godless fools and undo all their works: let no trace of them remain. And raise us up some decent, godly leaders to take their place and lead this poor, fallen nation to repentance. In Jesus’ name, amen.”
I hope they like it.