In the Year 2030…

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The old crystal ball last night showed me some pictures that made me uneasy about my country’s future.  I saw the top news stories for the year 2030.Here are some of the lowlights.

*Senate rejects “path to citizenship” for Caucasian Americans. Said Majority Leader Abdel-Aziz al-Zarkawi (D-Nuevo York), “I don’t know why anyone even suggested it.” The vote against the measure was unanimous, with all 100 Democrat senators voting no.

*To celebrate the mid-point of his fifth term in office, President Barack Hussein al-Akbar Obama issued Executive Order 15,971,202, allowing no one but “gays” to serve in local, county, state, and federal police forces.

*The last copy of the United States Constitution was destroyed in a formal shredding ceremony at the White House. “From now on, I am the Constitution,” said President and Exalted Leader Obama.

*A gallon of gasoline will now cost you $12,000.

*The aging Bill Ayres was sworn in as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. He took his oath on a copy of The Communist Manifesto, administered by Associate Justice Kim Kardashian.

*Human sacrifices were performed today in Washington, D.C., before the Colossus of George Soros, to celebrate the one-year anniversary of the 500-foot tall effigy. Since the Washington Monument was torn down to make room for it, compulsory attendance laws have made the Colossus of Soros the most-visited site in America.

Think the crystal ball is kidding, folks? Maybe. But what they’re doing to our country, they’re doing right before our eyes.

God save us.


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