Three rings for climate scientists, who think they’re so sly
Seven for the liberals, with their heads of stone
Nine for pigs who think they can fly
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the land of Davos, where the noozies lie
One ring to dupe them all, one ring to fool them,
One ring to dumb them down, one ring to public school them…
People Are Smarter Than Ever Dept.
So a 9-year-old boy goes with his family to see The Hobbit, and, a few days later, still grooving on the movie, he joshes with one of his classmates that he has the One Ring from the movie, and he’ll use it to make the other kid invisible.
“School officials” at Kermit Elementary School, near Odessa, Texas–they’re part of the education establishment that’s making people smarter than ever–naturally had a kazoo over this, and suspended the little fellow for making a terrorist threat. You know–like he really had the One Ring from the Tolkien books, and really could use its magical power to make a kid disappear (even though the ring, in the books, only makes the wearer disappear: but the 9-year-old probably hasn’t read the books). The school principal declined to comment, citing confidentiality. ( http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/texas-boy-suspended-bringing-ring-power-school-article-1.2099103 )
Where do they get the weirdos who run our public schools, the wackos who “teach” our children? And why, oh, why! do people still insist on sending their kids to those schools? Do school officials not understand that the One Ring is fantasy? That the kid saw it in a movie and was only playing?
This same child has been suspended twice before: once for saying a black child was black, and once for bringing to class The Big Book of Knowledge, a children’s encyclopedia, hoping to get extra credit for Science. The book had a picture of a pregnant woman in it, so they suspended the child.
If you can figure out what makes these people tick, do me a favor and don’t tell me.
Public schooling–making people smarter every day!