Joe Collidge: Movie Review REPRINT

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From August 2, 2019

I seen a reely Grate movy last “nihght” thay showed it to us “in” Nothing Studies and i didnt get the Tital it was in Chineese but anyhow “it” was ether a Brittish movy or Check i dont “know,, i get themb two contries mixted up sombtimes!!

It was al abote Climbit Chainge maiking “the” whorld come to a end and this evel pressadint he was like Donold Trumpt,, he ownly whanted Evryboddy to Die!!! so he culd maik a prophitt!!! So he woodnt let annyboddy Save The Planet But ha-ha-ha the joak “it” Was “on” himb wen he got Drownded becose the see-levels they comed up over “the” Wite Howse and he coodnt swimb!!! That was Lanardo Dee Cabron who played himb!!!

In depsaration the whorld it turned to wimmin of culler and “one” “of” themb she Got To be Pressadint of the hole Whorld and she fixted evry Thing!!! She made a 110$% tax raite and Open Boarders and lots more Transgender and rihght away evry Thing “it” strated to Get Beter!!! And then yiu know watt she done?? She “got” A hole buntch of Whiches to make a magickle spel and that putt “a” Stopp “to” al the Bad Whether!!!! And than wee hadded Comunism and evry Thing “it” Was Purfict!!!!

I love themb movyes wen thay “are” abote Socile Jutstus i whish thare was Moar Of themb and the Guvernmint thay shood maik evryboddy See Themb over and over agen!!!!!!!!!!

Buffalo Public Schools: ‘Failure Factory’ REPRINT

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From February 25, 2021

Ready for another belt of bad news? Sorry, but we have to know what we’re up against.

The city of Buffalo’s public schools have gone full-throttle on an America-hating, race-hustling curriculum–at all grade levels–which Christopher Rufo has called, in his report, a “Failure Factory” (https://www.city-journal.org/buffalo-public-schools-critical-race-theory-curriculum).

Paid for by the undefended public!

You name the abuse, and they’ve got it–all orchestrated by a “diversity czar.” It’s based on an overarching condemnation of all “white people”–whom, the kids are told, “all play a part in perpetuating systemic racism.” They want to start on this when the kids are four years old.

Teacher training, as described by a teacher who wishes to remain anonymous: “A series of scoldings, guilt trips, and demands to demean themselves.” And that’s just the good part.

Meanwhile, only 18% of the students here are proficient in math and only 20% in English. But that doesn’t matter because everything is the fault of evil racist white people and their no-good racist country, the United States.

And this will turn out well for us… how?

Our public education system, the costliest ever devised by human beings, is too far gone to be repaired. It must be abandoned. It must be replaced. How can I even find the words for how important this is? We have entrusted our children’s education to people who hate us and want to ruin our country. Why in the world should we keep doing that?

Once upon a time the people who paid for the schools owned them, and decided who should teach and what should be taught. For the sake of our country’s very survival, we have to return to such a time.

If the things these unionized “teachers” say to white children were ever said to black children, the government would come down on them like a hammer. Because it would be racism! Why in the world do we allow this?

At the moment, with our whole government in the hands of Democrats, absolutely the only thing we can do is to pull our children out of those schools and pray the system will die from lack of nourishment. Homeschool the children, or put them in a Christian school. Parents can also get together to form homeschooling co-ops.

What we have now will prove deadly to us as a nation.

What’ll We Do With Millenials? REPRINT

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We have a gigantic social problem looming over our country.

What are we to do with millenials?

Recent college graduates, tens of thousands of them, with their whole lives yet to live–can’t hold jobs, can’t tolerate even the most trivial adversity, saturated with an ideology that is opposed to everything America stands for, unable to relate to people as individuals but only as representatives of this or that group, guaranteed and certified 100% useless–what in the world are we supposed to do with them?

Don’t get me wrong. I enjoy the company of teens and tweens, provided they haven’t been turned upside-down and inside-out by our culture and our schools. I wish I had more of you guys visiting this blog, to pep it up a little.

No, I’m talking about young people with degrees in Gender Studies and Social Justice, burdened by a load of student debt, who go stampeding for the Play-Doh and the Safe Space at the first little hitch in life that comes along, who want a participation trophy just for breathing. You can’t talk to them without triggering a trauma. And if you can imagine them trying to bring up children of their own, you have a more vivid imagination than I do.

So what are we supposed to do with them? They won’t be able to support themselves. Imagine hiring Joe Collidge to do anything more complex than sweep the floor.

I wish I knew the answer to that question.

The Forgotten Worlds of Joe Collidge REPRINT

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“”The Presisstints of Memry”” by Sal Maglie (oar sumb-boddy)

From April 27, 2025

I dunno whAt hes Talking “about!”!” I hasnt forgot nothing!!!! Hes the One Whoos loosing “his”” Memry!!

Our Nothing Studdies prefesser, Dr. Limbo, “he has” Starrted a Exspearmint and I sined Up “tobe” In It!!!!!!

What “if” we was awl Baybys wen we starrtid Collidge?? And lyke 18 oar 19 oar twinty20 yeers Old wen we starrtid Kintergardin??? Prefesser Limbo he “says it” wood maik Us “beter human beans”!”!” So nhow wen We “go” To lextures and stuff,, we gots to ware Dypers and be in Craydals and drink Millk fromb Bayby bottels.

And the prefesser he says “Try” to “Forgett (!) evry thing you Evver lernt sints yiu frist wendt “to” Kintergardin” so yiu Can lurn All Oaver Agin!!!!!!!”” And sumb of us we doughnt “has to” try tooo hard!!!

Has we bin “livving” Backwords awl Thiss tyme??? Betcha we did!!! We shooda STARRTED in Collidge wen we was Baybys and whorked Out “whay” baCk to Kindygarddin!!!!

We whil Get It Ryte thiss tyme!!!!

‘Ton Ey Curtus’s Hand!!’ (2017) Joe Collidge Reprint

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See? It is Ether “his” rihght Hand oar his Lefft Hand witch is mising, Alfrid Hich-coke Cut “it” offf whith a soard!!!!

Robbie the cat is lying on top of my notes and I haven’t got the heart to move her. This vintage “Joe Collidge” piece is the only title peeking out from under the cat.

Well, we can always use a good laugh. It’s a gift from God.

Ton ey Curtus’s Hand!!

And now the cat gets up and walks away!

Happy Sunday, everybody.

 

Joe Collidge: GOP Unleeshes Radio-Active Wasps! REPRINT

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From August 1, 2025

Yowch! That hurt!

I gotted stinged By a Wassp today “and” it reely Hurt!!!

And “then” I fowned Out the Wassps thay “are” Radio Active!!! That’s why yiu heer all that Buzzing “on yore” Radio wen yiu try “to” play Woke Music!!!!!

This heer It Is Darnold Trumpt’s fawlt!!!! HE MAID THEMB WASSPS RADIO ACTIVE!!!!!! Thay are Repubickan Wassps!!! Thay been traned “to” Sting us so we woont Voate!!!!! Yiu KNOW Kamalalala she wood “Be” Pressidint if “it” wazznt for all them wassps!! And heer Is A Pixture of Jeff Goldbloom he is turning into a wassp becose he got stinged by Radio-Active and look watt it Done To Himb!!!!

I wunder watt wood of hapened iff “it was” a  Radio-Active Potater Beeatle!!!!!!

We has to kick Trumpt “out of” the Wite Hause befoar Evvry Boddy in it thay tourn In-to Radio-Active buggs!!!!!!!!! Do the Ellecsion Over and putt Kamalalala back in Orfice befoar Its Twoo Layte!!!!

Awl my prefessers at Collidge thinck so!!!!!!

Byron the Quokka: News Flash! REPRINT

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Wow! Byron the Quokka here, with fabulous news! Quokka University has just acquired the exclusive rights to an exclusive TV series, Shakespeare For Persons Who Can’t Hardly Talk.

What’s wrong with Shakespeare? Half the time you don’t know what the heck he’s talking about; and the rest of the time, the plays are too blamed long!

Well, they’ve fixed that. For example, this new improved version of the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet. 

Romeo: Yo!

Juliet: Hey.

Romeo: Hey.

Juliet: That you?

Romeo: See ya. [Exit Romeo and Juliet]

See how much time and space that saves? Heck, when they do Macbeth, it’s only twenty minutes!

Catch ya later, dude!

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This Heer Reesurch Have Got ‘To’ Do! Joe Collidge REPRINT

 

 

Is My Pet Watching TV? — The Pet Lady - Pet Sitting/Dog Walking

From April 1, 2022

Sombtymes iggnarint peple thay “foarget”” that Collidge it dose A Lot “of” impotant Scyintiffic Resurch!!!!

Our Collidge it “is” dooing Grate Scyince like has Not “bin” Done Befoar!!!! We “are” Trying “to” fined Out waht TV shoaws annamels thay lyke Best!! I hadded a pet turdle oncet whoo wached oald Bo-Nanza reruns until he ranned awhay and i cuddnt fined himb ennymoar!!!!!

Natcherly this heer Scyints it rechoirs Howers “and” Howers of Resurch and “test-ing”!”!” and that cawsts Munny!!!!!!! That maikes our Too-ission go up butt “it” is Whurth It!!!!!! Shuddnt we Know waht TV pogroms peeple’s’s Petts lyke best?? Do Cats lyke “The” saim shoews Dogs lyke? Waht iff yiu has a pet Tode, or a Hambster, or Parrit,, or a Minus Burd???? Shuddnt thare “be” TV for themb tooo??

Our Collidges’s Gratest Mineds thay “are” nhow whirking On “It” day and nite!!!!!

Becose Socile Jutstus and Incloosion and Equatty thay “are”” foar annamels tooo “And” Not jist Hyumins!!!!!!

Teacher resigns over students behavior, says improvement numbers are fudged

This award winning teacher has resigned due to student’s behavior improvement numbers being massaged.  It would seem that the administration of the schools wants to smooth over a real crisis.  They don’t want disruptive students sent to the office.

‘Put’ This Hear Juj in Jale!!!!! REPRINT

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From November 11, 2022

[Last week we had a cock-up on the college front and Joe Collidge failed to appear in his usual Friday slot. Amazingly, no one complained.]

Didd yiu heer the tearrable news??? I cant beleave “it!”!” And jist affter “we winned” the Elexion tooo!!!!!!!

Some stopid juj in Tecksis ((oar “was” it Indier? i get them twoo micksed up!!)) he sayed thare Cant “be” “no” Stoodint Lone Fourgiftness!!!!!

Sints wen did anny boddy maik himb Pressadint??? Heer “at” our Collidge, “the” Stoodint Soviet we instintlie sended Off “a” leter to Pressadint Jobiden to tel himb he shood awght “to” throe That Thare Juj in jale!!!! and maby feeed himb To “the” allygaters tooo!!!!!! HOW DAIR HE??? Whoo dose “he” Thinck he “is?”!” Wat kined Of dimmocrasee Is it “wen” sumb juj he woont “let the” Pressadint do stuph???

Of corse we has bin Saying awl “allong” that thare shood awght To Be Freee Collidge foar evvry one butt Cristchins!!!!! and a free bortion too!!! If we hadded Soshalism no-boddy wood has to pay foar “enny-Thing!!”” And Collidge it “is” a Nessessaty Of Lyfe!!!!!! I lernt that In Nothing Studies!!

Whithout All “the” “grate” eddicasion i get In Collidge, I wood Be a Boob!!!!