“Higher education makes you really smart!”
There’s nothing like a college degree to make an idiot feel smart. Possession of a degree also, in their view, entitles them to be taken seriously and obeyed by you and me. This is one of the things that makes today’s new improved atheism tick.
Ooh, ooh! They’re so smart, they could just hug and kiss themselves all over!
Because in most cases, no one else will.
Whell our Nothing Studies prefesser she layed a Big One on “us” tooday,, she teeched us “that” Hary Pottor he “is” Reel!!!!!
And That “is” wye wee hadded a In-Classt Assininemint to rite A “letter” to Hary Pottor askin himb To come And “use” his Magickle Paowers to maik Hillery be pressadint and we al sined It tooo!!! It was “a” Masterpeece! Hear i whil shoe “it” to yiu—
Deer Hary Pottor wood yiu Pleeze come hear to Our Collidge and do yore Magickle Paowers to chainge Evvrything and maike Hillery Roadhog Clintin ore pressadint Insted “of” “that” no-goood Evel Racist donold trumpt!!! And than wee al sined Our Naimes!!!
Nhow How “do” wee Know hary Pottor “he” is reel??? The prefesser teeched it “to” us!!! She sayed if Spydor Man and aslo Aqua Men and aslo Plague Man thay “are” al Reel than lodgick it sayes than Hary Pottor “he” has aslo got To Be reel tooo!!!! “Yiu cant ague whith That!! she” sayed. Whel somb dum idjit he “did” try to argeu so she Flunckted himb and sended himb “to” Sensortivatie Traning!!!!
Now we has to weigt till Our letter it “gets To” Hary Pottor his adress it “is” a Seacrit but the prefesser she Knows somboddy whoo knows it and thenn “he” “wil” comb hear and maik a Magickle Spel and maybe aslo iff i “ask” himb reel Nice he can do a Spell to maik these “hear” Jim Sox taste better, thay alyaws dont taste so Good in summbertime.!
Now it “is” more Impotant then evver to Abbolitch all Hat Speach that is “done” “by” Haters!
And yiu know wye?? Becose hat speach it kills!!! We jist herd abuot stodents At “a” Collidge in Mastachoositts thay got kilt Dedd wen thay herd Hat Speach, kilt themb rihght thare “on The” Spott!!!
It terns Out that Hat Speach it is a “new” Marital Art like Joo-doh or Carroty and wen a Hater thay do it thay Can kill yiu Whith it!!!! This hear it “is” Verry Serius!!!!!!! and the ownly whay “To” Stopit is to out-Law al Hat Speach!!!
And wood yiu Beleave it??? That same Collidge, thay are trying to Bring Back that no-good stinkin Frist Amenment and aslo “Free Speach” jist so moar Minorites thay can get kilt “By” it!!!
But hear at ore Collidge thare woont be No “Freee Speach” aloud at all!!!! We are goingto “Passs” that to-nihght at our Stodent Soviet meating!! So fromb Now On “:yiu” best be Carfull watt yiu say or yiu whill Get throne out Of collidge!!! and yiu cant get no Deegree ether!! Lyke that one Prefesser ze sayed, thay auhght to Crave it On Stone “watt” yiu can Say and “watt” yiu “cant!!!!!!””
And wee whill doo it tooo as sooon as we Fynde a big “enuhgh” Stoan!!!
We miss you, Uncle Joe!
I know–this is sort of like reporting that the Pope is Catholic.
A Yale professor declared, “Life was better under the Soviets” and that “everybody” she knows, who came to America from former communist countries, found our “neo-capitalist” system “inhuman,” blah-blah-blah (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13431).
She was just getting warmed up. She went on to proclaim “Whiteness is terrorism,” white men “have no awareness of others,” and should all be sent to “re-education” camps (because that will stop gun violence, don’t you know). Feel the love.
What do you want to bet none of the social media ever bans or censors this venom-spitting racist jerk?
Defund the universities now! What sense does it make to use public money to raise up a generation that hates our country and wants to turn it into a communist hell-hole?
That jidrool at Yale is doing it on your dime, people.
I’m sorry, but it just sets me off whenever I hear anyone invoke those “Annunaki from Orion”–and then try to calculate how much public money has been spent on this person’s education.
I remember, back in the 1990s, when my home state of New Jersey got its first $100,000-a-year public school teacher.
If they can’t get kids to understand that no such place as “Orion” actually exists, teachers shouldn’t be paid anything at all.
Far Left Crazy students at Williams College, Massachusetts, are trying to deter the college from allowing free speech (https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=13425).
Watch the way they’ve learned to use words. “They want to kill us with hate speech.” Is that a new martial art I never heard of? “Bringing in certain speakers”–that is, conservative speakers–is tantamount to “violence.” If this keeps up, normal people won’t understand a word these students say.
They gave a standing ovation to a speaker who said “Colleges should write rules on stone on who can and cannot speak on campus.” Any of these student’s heads would suffice for a writing surface. They also applauded the speaker’s assertion that no “opinions” should ever be uttered on campus–“only factual speech.” You don’t need me to tell you how illogical that is, do you? I mean, like, “no opinions allowed” is… well, an opinion. And a stupid opinion at that.
College officials and staff are trying to bring free speech to Williams College, but the snowflake students are powerfully riled up against it. That’s what their, uh, education has done for them.
Cut to the chase–defund the colleges. There’s no way America benefits from raising up a whole generation of neo-Stalinists.
We’ve not only clutched a viper to our nation’s bosom. We’re hatching the viper’s eggs.
Complete the sentence and win a tin foil hat: “I believe everybody ought to go to college because __________.”
Meanwhile, at the Looniversity of Portland, if you see any kind of “interaction of intolerance” that makes you feel just a teeny bit uncomfortable, they’re advising you to… call the police!
Kampus Kops battling microaggressions. What a thriller that’d make.
“Ooh-ooh, officer, I just saw somebody tearing up an American flag and it made me feel soooo uncomfortable–!”
No, no. They’ll only act if it was the Rainbow Gay Rights Weird Sex Flag that you saw somebody disrespecting.
Defund the colleges now. All of them.
Our Stodent Soviet hear At collidge we “are” “reely” smoakin’ now!!
We hadded a Uneaminass Voat today “to” Abbolisch Lodgick becose “it” “is” A toole of Wyte Mail Oprestion!! Man, thay woodnt Be “abel” to thinck Of anny Thing at all iff thay didnt cheet “by” using Lodgick.
Now watt Is Lodgick?? that Is kindof hard “to” ansser wen yiu doant Know watt it is! So we skipped That part! Alll yiu knead to know Is Lodgick alyaws it leeeds to Trans Fobier and Hetro-Normbativvaty and Captalists keeeping down “the” Peeple!! It is Ownly us Interllecturals hear “at” Collidge who gives a damb four The Peeple and that “it is” whye The Peeple yiu cant allow themb “to” say and do things!!!
Fromb now On anny boddy thay gets Cawt using Lodgick thay are so Stopid,, thay whil Get put “in” Spacial Sensertibbity Traning to make thare Branes not Use Lodgick no moar… insted thay whil has To lern “the” teckneek of Think Whitout No Thinking!!! It is a spacial kit that yiu can bye from This hear Auntifa gye he is Selling it;, siure it Cost a lot butt “it” “willl” “be” Whirth It!!! He toled us “Oncet yiu use this Methhid on somboddy ze wil” Never “thinck Nothing anny moar!”
Watt cood be beter Then That???
The great thing for liberalism is that its followers don’t need to procreate. They just use the schools and colleges to take over normal people’s children.
And then they complain that normal people have too many children.
This is a dogma of the Climate Cult. The good news is that the whole Climbit change business is a lie; and even if it weren’t, how would paying higher taxes and giving vast new powers to the government control and altar natural processes on a planetary scale?
(Yeahbut, yeahbut, yeahbut–! Greenland’s gonna go ice-free by the year 3000! Great scott, what’ll I wear???)
If only deplorable people would give up all their modern “toys” and reserve those amenities to politicians and intellectuals!
This Independence Day, let’s declare our independence from the Far Left Crazy–and send them packing in the next election!
They’re “red,” all right–and they didn’t expect to lose
A grassroots Arizona parents group, in a statewide school election, has defeated radical “teachers” and Organized Sodomy (https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/07/01/purpleforparents-defeats-redfored-in-arizona-state-board-victory-on-sex-ed-standards/).
Far Left teachers, calling themselves #RedforEd, teamed up with “gay” groups to try to impose a new sex education doctrine in Arizona public schools, doing away with language pertaining to “abnormal, deviant or unusual sex practices”–because of course to these characters, the only thing abnormal, deviant, or unusual is a marriage between a man and a woman. They proposed to replace all vestiges of traditional sexual morality with value-neutral “scientific” sex education.
Always beware of anything that any liberal tries to sell you as “scientific.” And remember that “value-neutral” always mean that Far Left values win and yours lose.
Arizona parents got together, forming “#PurpleforParents” as a group to fight the proposed changes. They won the election and forced the state school board to abandon the radical teachers’ project.
For which we give God thanks!
True, they’ll have to fight the battle over and over again because Far Left Crazy never gives us. Never seems to run out of George Soros’ money, either. Leftism arises from Original Sin, so it will be with us until Christ returns and does away with death and sin and pitches the Adversary head-first into the lake of fire, never to be seen or heard from again. Let us enjoy the victories God gives us, in anticipation of total victory by Jesus Christ.