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‘Are’ yiu Hungary For Sporets??

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Things thay “are” geting kindof harred hear At collidge becose we Are “Runing” Out “of” food!! i doughnt know whye,, thare jist Isnt no Foood combing in! it stoped groing Or sombthing!!

We aslo hasnt Got “no” sporets becose Of “the” Corny Vyris evvrything it “Is” alll shut Down. Whell!!! The Base Ball teem thay “are” “not” playing any Base Ball and so no boddy thay are Using the ballls and every boddy thay are saying “wee “Are” Hungary fore Base Ball we whant Base Ball!!!

Neckst thing We “knowed,” this hear Laydy Mrs. Skinnard she combed up “whith” Food!! She muts be “a” Jeaniuss!!!! Yiu know whatt she didded??? She maided Steuw out “of” themb Base Balls, she maided Base Ball Steuw!!! and she Evin has got “a” Slowgin,, “”Are Yiu Hungary fore Base Ball?? Trye Mrs. Skinnard’s Innards”!!” Becose it “is” The Innards of themb Base Balls that “Are” In “the” steuw fore yiu To eet!!!!!!! It is kindof Stringie becose thay are Lotts of String in a Base Ball butt iff yiu puts lotts “Of” Sault in it then It doughnt tayst So Bad!!!! She sayed she tryed to “use” “the” Base Ball Covers tooo but “thay” whir tooo Harred to choo and Swallow!!!!

Then wee tryed to ficks the Statchoo “of” Pressadint Obomma it broak wen we puled “it” daown that Was “a” Mis-Steak and then his Hed it fell offf and we coodnt Gloo “it” back so we maided a new Hed out “of” A “punkin” and that is probbly Wye “our Foood” it stoped groing!!!!! Wel, at leest nhow we “got” Mrs. Skinnard’s Innards we can eet!!!!


‘Intellectuals Say the Darnedest Things’ (2013)

They want to take over America. They want to rule us. And this, God help us, is their brain trust.

Intellectuals Say the Darnedest Things

The unholy mess our country’s in today is our payoff for decades of allowing fools and self-anointed “revolutionaries” to, ahem, “teach” our children.

Yeah, they’re funny. Yes, we laugh at them. But they are communism’s useful idiots, Satan’s pet fools–and the enemy has found them very useful indeed.

Public education: it’s killing us.

 


‘So What is Justice?’ (2017)

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Well, liberals have had three more years to batter the word “justice” into total meaninglessness. It’s become a synonym for whatever they happen to want at the moment.

So What Is Justice?

It’s also a store where you can buy sweaters and pajamas for girls in their early teens. There’s a whole chain of these. How “justice” has anything to do with sequinned teddy-tops is a mystery to me.

But my challenge stands. Go ahead, try it: ask any teen to define “justice.”

Our public education system has succeeded spectacularly in making people dumb enough to be dominated by nearly brainless liberals.

 


Watt Has We Did???

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A tearrabble, tearrable Thing it has hapened Heer “at” Collidge!!!!!!!

I gess we jist “got” tooo exited aboat Taring down Stachoos becose we runned “out” “of” Stachoos and then It Was A Horrabul Missteak i doughnt know “How” to axplane it Oh man! We jist cuddnt Stop “and” Neckst thing yiu know We Tared Down The Stachoo Of Pressadint Obomma!!!!!!!

Dam it was “the” ownly Stachoo we hadded Left and we jist cuddnt “stopp” and It got tared Down!!!! Ownly then did we Reeleyes watt we done!!!! and then it “was” too Lait!!!! and wen the Deen he seen “the” Stachoo layin “On” the Growned he jist keeeled rihght Over!!!

Watt has we did??

and then One “of” The prefessers she come Over “and” Yelled At us,, “Yiu stoopid bug-branes aint yiu lernt nothing at all???? Doughnt yiu Know “Pressadint Obomma” he “is” a god???? Our hole collidge it Got a Cursse on “it” nhow!!!” boy was she madd!!! And she sayed we are “all” goingto Get “the” Corny Vyrus and Dye!!!!!!!!!! we tryed To Putt the Stachoo back but thend we droped it And the Hedd it broak off!!!!!!

Well we are Doomded,, no Queschin aboat It; yiu Can jist aboat Heer the Vyrus lickin his Lipps!! Butt thend anether Prefesser he come Along and he sayed we has got “to Do” a Hyumin Sackerfyce “It is “the” Ownly Whay!! and thend” it all got Kind Of stickky wen we tryed “to” Decyde whoo shood be “the” Sackerfyce@ we Are stilll werking “on” that and We Beter Hurry…!!!


High School Wisdumb

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We lived across the playground from the high school football field, so football season was very much a part of life. Alas, our town’s high school football team, year after year, was hopeless. If we managed to get the square root of the other team’s score–losing, say, 49-7, it was a moral victory of sorts.

But every now and then our team soared to the heights of not-that-awful, even, rarely, approaching mediocrity. When that happened, it was a very big deal; and the kids on that team remained celebrities for as long as they remained in town.

And so it was that I found myself, one day, sitting among my friends in our high school auditorium being lectured to by the captain of one of those not-quite-so-abysmal football teams from 15 or 20 years ago. Everybody knew him. He had a license to be a pompous windbag, and no public function could be held without a few thousand words from Mr. Football.

Today’s topic was How To Be A Big Success. On and on he droned, listing the ingredients for A Successful Life and writing them down on a blackboard. Pride… Determination… Guts… Ability… Ambition…

He pointed to the great big letters he’d written on the board. PDGAA. “And if you do all that,” he said, “you will turn out Pretty Darn Good After All!”

Break for applause. Silence.

“Wait a minute,” I muttered. “That spells… P’d’gaaaah!”

Somebody laughed hysterically, and it didn’t take long for others to join in. The laughter turned into applause. Mr. Football basked in it.

Well, it’s one way of remembering a high school lecture, isn’t it?


Do We Really Want to Send Them Back to School?

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Now they’re talking about sending the kids back to school, the Chinese Communist Death Virus scare coming to an end. But there’s a question that ought to be asked.

Should we? Do we really need them all to be in public schools?

Of course not. You’d have to be daft to think so.

I can’t think of anything I ever learned in school that my mother and father couldn’t have taught me at home. My father, with only a 1930s high school education himself, taught me arithmetic where the classroom professionals failed. All right, neither of my parents could have taught me chemistry; but I wasn’t able to learn it in school, either. Besides, back then it was the 1950s, homeschooling was virtually unheard-of, and whereas today we have an abundance of homeschooling resources at popular prices, back then… there was nothing.

At one point during my grade school career, school authorities had begun to think of me as a rather stupid little boy, slow on the uptake. This was because I couldn’t read what was written on the blackboard. I needed glasses! But I was only nine or ten years old and didn’t know I needed glasses. For all I knew, everything was supposed to look blurry.

Glasses acquired, end of problem. Not stupid, after all.

What has America’s education establishment done in the last 50 years, besides teach children to hate their country and disrespect their families? To say nothing of the overall Big Lesson of public schooling that has always been with us: Your age-group peers are the most important people in the world, and you win their approval by conforming to them.

And on top of all that, public school is boring! It is the gold standard for boredom. It is to boredom what Mozart was to music. Mind-numbing, stultifying boredom.

Are you absolutely, positively sure you want to send them back to that?


Our Collidge it Is going Banck-Rupped!!!

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This it is jist Tearabble News!! Our Collidge it “is” Going Banck-Rupped!!!

It “looks” Like thare isnt no-One heer becose us Stoodints whoo “is” heer we “are” Hyding to maik “it” Look like no-boddy thay is heer!!! Al the Othirs thay gone Hoam becose “of” “the” Corny Vyris and nhow we has heered thay isnt “cumming” Back!!!! I over-hered a prefesser he sayed it “Is” becose thair famblies thay doughnt Whant “to” send themb Back becose thay think Collidge it is Turnning thair kidds into idjits!!!!! Well that “is” jist ezackly “waht” yood Expecked fromb ordrinary Dum peeple,, that Cant tel “the” Diffrints anymoar Betwean a Interllectural and a Idjit!!!!!!!!

“The” collidge Pressadint he sayed ether the collidge It whill Run Out “of” Munny and go Banck-Rupped becose of Very Lo Inrollmint oar Else “thay whill” has to Raze the Tooission to like A Hunderd Thousind Dolors A Yeer!!!!! And holy smoak it taikes yiu Five Yeers to “get” a Batchler Deegree “in” Nothing Studdies and Gender Studdies it taiks Eeven longer!!!!!

Wel whoo has “that” kyned “of” munny??? So nhow our Eddicasion it “is” At Steak!!!!!!!!!!

So we hadded a Merjintsy meting “of” “the” Stoodint Soviet and we voated that fromb Nhow On “we” whill be aloud “to” Pay whith Mannoply Munny!!!!  But eevin “that” it whill be harred becose i hasnt got no Mannoply Gaim. Luckally our Cheef Commassar she sayed she wood Give “me” somb if i wood Be “her” Slaive!!!! That sowndid like “A” goood deel to me!!! She sayed iff she Can “get” enuohgh Slaives she Can Starrt a Plan Tasion and we Can al live Thare!!!

Butt al this promble it “wil” Go Awaiy wen Jo Byden he is Electrad Pressadint becose thenn Alll Collidge Eddacasion it whill be Freee!!!!!!!!


‘A Lesson in Wastefulness’ (2014)

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Purposely wasting food shows a lack of thankfulness to God. So it fits right in with the rot they teach in public schools.

A Lesson in Wastefulness

I pray that one of the results of the Chinese Communist Death Virus will be millions of new homeschooling families. Public “education” is run by Far Left crazies who teach your kids to be socialists and perverts. I know a lot of you don’t want to believe that, but it’s true.


We has Got To Sware!!

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Pressadint Obomma he wood Be prowed “of” us!!!

We has done “a” Grate thing hear “at” The Stoodint Soviet tooday!!!

Fromb nhow On, evvry boddy hear “At” collidge thay Has “got to” sine a Lawyelty Oaf to Socile Jutstus Wirers!!!!! No acceptions aloud!!! and iff themb cristchins and consurffatives thay dont Want-to sine, well–! Thay cant staye in Collidge!!

This hear it “is” assolootly Brillent!!!! In jist a singgul Stroak,, we get ridd of Hate and In-jutstus and Appresstion and In-Equailitty and aslo Racism “and” Sexxism!!!

No one thay “whill” Be aloud ennymoar to has Bad Thawts!!!!!! Fromb nhow on all Thawts thay Must “Be” Socile Jutstus Thawts!! Thay has all reddy did This “at” Brhown Yoonavercity butt our Lawyelty Oaf it “is” Better then thares!!!!

And Wye “is” thatt, i heer yiu aks!?!? It is Becose at Our Collidge we “Are” goingto has a Humin Sackrafyce!!!!!!!! We “Are” aloud To Do This becose it is Socile Jutstus and Scyance and Socile Jutstus and Scyance thay are Awlyaws rihght!!!!! and we whill has “The” Sackrafyce as sooon as we Cach somb-one!!! Thay keeep Running Awhay and that Is so hatfull!! Anywhay we whill Cach somb-boddy and has the Sackrafyce at the Statchoo of Pressadint Obomma and Then we whill Get evvry Thing we whant!!!!!!!!!

Its goingto Be jist Grate! Yeasterday thay fyred All “the” Campas Poleece so thare woont “be” noboddy Arowned to stop us!!!!!!


A Creepy Place

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Does your town have an abandoned high school slowly sliding into total ruin? Probably not, unless you live in a Democrat city where the whole shebang is sinking into oblivion. But in most small towns, the high school is the single most expensive item on the budget and will only be abandoned if a) the whole town fails or b) they build a new high school and haven’t yet figured out what to do with the old one. My town’s old high school, having been replaced, has been torn down to make room for more condos.

We were listening to a scary story the other night, which featured an abandoned high school. I have to admit high school kind of creeped me out even when it was open for business. Something about this story made it easy to imagine myself wandering around the halls of an abandoned high school… and maybe the place wasn’t quite as deserted as I’d thought.

I did get to thinking, “This is the kind of place that Ysbott the Snake would really like. He could make it his hideout. Abandon all hope, ye who enter hear.”

Look at that hallway. Such waste! Those lockers could have been salvaged. Ditto a lot of the electrical components. That’s money that people had to work for, all gone up in smoke.

These abandoned high schools, though, are emblematic of the whole public “education” enterprise. It produces morally empty buildings disguised as graduates. Big and imposing on the outside, but on the inside, nothing there.

Unless Ysbott’s in there, planning crimes.


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