We Get Moar Woak Evry Day!!!!

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Heer “at” Collidge we alyaws “are” Try to get moar and maor Woak becose yiu Jist cant “get” Tooo Woak!!!! and So our Stoodint Soviet we has voated “to” Ban Artrafissile Repserration AND aslo CPR!!!!!

As yiu can sea fromb “The” pixture,, theez heer things they can maik yore Arms and Leggs fawl offf!!!!!!! but that isnt wye we band themb!!

No! Wee band Artrophycial Rasporassion becose It Is Kisssing!!!! It is Kisssing whith-oat Consent!!!!!!!!! Waht cood be moar Secksist???

And CPR it “is” jist “the” saim!!!! It is dooing somb thing To somb boddy whith-oaut thare Con-Sent!!!!! I mean comb on Man (pressadint Bydin he sayes That al “the” Tyme!!)!!! Lyke, watt “iff” thay doughnt Whant no CPR??? Watt iff “thay” doughnt whant no Icky Perdson who probbly has The Vyris kisssing themb???

Whell of coarse The Woak Thing “to do” is to jist leeve themb Aloan!!!!!!!!!!

We “Are” alll prowd Of our Woak=ness heer!!!

Somb Hater he sayed whell yiu “doughnt ask” a Baybe’s Con-Sennt befoar yiu has a Bortion, do yiu???? Butt we jist beet “himb” up!!!!!

My Newswithviews Column, May 6 (‘Public Education As A Car: A Parable’)

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If public education were a car, would you buy it?

But that’s a silly question, because they force you to buy it whether you want it or not, whether you use it or not.

‘Public Education’ as a Car: A Parable  

We are getting a raw deal. Our country is “educating” itself to death. I don’t mean that as a figure of speech.

Look at our government. We Americans must be the biggest suckers ever to walk the earth.

 

How Did We Lose Our Schools?

How teachers unions affect school district spending, student achievement

Sometimes you get involved with everyday life and you don’t notice certain things that are going on around you–mostly because, at this point in time, they don’t affect you, personally. By the time you do notice them, all you can say is “What? How did that happen?”

Exiting the 1960s, communities owned the schools that served them. There were already a few rough spots, but not much to worry about.

But by the time we got out of the 1970s, we had a U.S. Dept. of Education, state departments of education, politically powerful teacher unions… and we didn’t own our schools. Presto! The people who pay for the whole business have lost their ownership rights! Now you see ’em, now you don’t.

I remember, in the 60s, a few times the local school board tried to get frisky with sex education. Parents thronged their meetings to straighten them out. The board always backed down. They had to. Ultimately, the community’s voters were the highest authority. You couldn’t hire people they didn’t want to teach, and couldn’t peddle stuff they didn’t want being taught.

In the mid-70s “directives” started coming down from Trenton; and again, presto! The local school board, elected by the community that paid for the schools, had no choice but to obey the state. So when the state said “Sex ed now,” the board could only say, “Yes, master.”

And somehow the people stopped coming to the meetings to object, stopped paying attention… The local school boards had been transformed into rubber stamps for the state and federal governments. School board elections featured extremely low turnouts–because it didn’t matter who you elected!

The things that are routinely “taught” and done in public schools today would have been impossible, unthinkable, in 1965. Teacher strikes? Hah–not legal. Preaching hatred of America? Not on your life: they’d run you out of town.

What a hustle this turned out to be. We still pay for it, 100%, but we have zero ownership rights. And most people don’t bother anymore. They say “It’s free,” because the money is sucked straight out of their taxes and they don’t have to write a check. “It’s free.” Hot dog.

If there is any single thing chiefly responsible for the ruin of our country, it would have to be what we laughingly call our public education system. Carve it on our nation’s tombstone: “Educated themselves to death.”

And I haven’t even mentioned the monumental damage done by our, um, colleges and universities. My blood pressure won’t stand it.

‘NY School: No More Books’ (2017)

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How a civilization dies

In 2017 the nimrods running the Life Sciences Secondary School in New York City decided books were old and useless and from now on the school would go bookless–another one of those stories that made its little splash and then was heard no more, when our Free & Independent Nooze Media failed to follow it up.

NY School: No More Books

How stupid are The Smartest People In The World? Man, they show me nothin’! Do you like the way they’ve responded to the COVID crisis–which, in all probability, they created? Do you like the way they perform as caretakers of our culture?

Ruled, lorded over, governed, and educated by immoral morons…

Christian Blogger: Pray for College Choice.

Hold your breath and let’s have a drum roll, please. Will this work?

This Sunday at Church: Pray for someone’s decision of which college to attend next school year

This is from our friend SlimJim’s Domain for Truth blog. WordPress took away my “Reblog” function, then took away “Share This,” so I’ve been wondering how I can share the work of my fellow Christian bloggers on this site.

The method I’m trying here is way less user-friendly than I’d like, but I’m hoping it’s better than nothing.

Click the link and read. Tell him Lee sent you.

The Regime: ‘Too Much Free Speech!’

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The Regime’s new assistant secretary of education, Ima Thugg, has complained about the “free speech zones” found on many college campuses.

“It don’t matter how small they are!” said Ms. Thugg, who has half a doctorate in Gender Studies that she got when she was a woman, and another half she got as a “man.” “I don’t care if it ain’t no bigger than a postage stamp! Because guess what! The sound carries outside the free speech zone! It defeats the whole porpoise of the thing!”

Ah! But there is an answer to the problem. “I seen this on TV,” said Dr. Thugg, “it was in a education show called Get Smart. They had this thing called The Cone of Silence that came down on top of them when they wanted to talk in private and didn’t want no one to hear what they said.

“So if you was to go into the free speech zone and this here plastic cone came down on top of you so that nobody could hear you, then even if you said Hate Speech or something it wouldn’t matter because you’d be in the Cone of Silence and nobody would hear anything you said! And that takes care of any stupid First Amendment problems!”

The Dept. of Education will now seek approval from the Chinese Communist Party to spend $355 billion on cones of silence.

‘College vs. Free Speech’ (2017)

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It’s getting smaller all the time

It’s been four years since I posted this, and our colleges and universities continue to undermine our country and wage war against our freedoms.

College vs. Free Speech

Honestly, we must be freakin’ suicidal, letting this go on and on–and paying for it, too! Paying colossal amounts of money! In addition to the harm Harvard does to souls and minds, it also sucks up more than 40 billion of our dollars every year. 

For which we get $40 billion worth of neo-Stalinist claptrap.

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We ‘Can’ Out-Smart the Copps!!!!!

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Jist ware themb Out untill thay Quitt!!!

We gotted a Grate Idear from “the” Unavorcity of Minnasoda–maik a lot of Fake cawls to the copps!!

See, thare shoodnt be no poleece annyhaow,, “so” wye Not jist messs themb Up whith “a lott Of” fony cawls?? Our own Stoodint Soviet we voated “to” “do” this!!! I”t” is eezy And Fun to Doo!!!!

Like frinstince,, Hello poleece! “I amb” cawling fromb Trotsky Haul “becose thare “is” a gye heer he “Has Got” a Cobera and he “is waiving It” aruoand and somb boddy thay “Are” goingto get bited!!!”! And thenn thay has got to rhush oaver thare and gess whatt?! Thare isnt no Snaik!!! and thay whil has to waist Time “loooking al oaver The plaice” for the cobera and thay woont fined One!!!!!

And then as “sooon” as thay Are dunn “whith That”,, somb boddy else thay “will” cawl and tel the poleece “thare is a Hater in the caffateeria whoo is Miss Gendering innersint Trans Peeple!!”!!” and than the copps thay has to waist time trying to “taik Cair of That”!!”

Wee Can do this “Awl Day”!!””

Somb biggit he tryed “to” Tel us we caint do this,, it is A Fellany and wee cood “get” in Big Trubble foar it!!! So we beet himb Up!!!

The idear is, Iff evry boddy thay “do” this “evry Day,,” the copps thay whil “get awl Woren Out” and Quitt!!!!!!!!! And thare wil be no Poleece at all!!!! and thare whil Be Socile Jutstus evry ware!!!!!!!!

What Is a ‘Slam Poem’?

Slam Poetry 101: An Introduction — Mud and Ink Teaching

Garbage in, garbage out

Yeesh! Now I know how Pandora felt when she opened the dadburned box–that she shouldn’t have touched!–and all the evils of the world flew out.

It turns out there really is such as thing as “slam poetry,” which got invented when I wasn’t looking. It’s poetry to be read out loud, usually by children (oh, where do I hide?) and usually is meant to display some kind of left-wing twitch somewhere in the brain. Public school “teachers” are really high on this (http://teacheroffduty.com/20-slam-poems-you-can-use-in-your-classroom-tomorrow/). They’ve even got slam competitions.

Roses are red, violets are blue/ I changed my gender, so I’m better than you!

So simple, a 12-year-old can do it.

Parents! Do you honestly, truly, want these kooks “educating” your children? What do they have to do to wake you up? Burn the building down, with the kids still in it? Would that do it?

Kill the culture, and it’ll kill you back. Guaranteed.

 

‘Education’? Really? (You’re Schiffin’ Me…)

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They’re already much too strong!

You don’t have to pay a fortune to send your kids to a private school run by lunatics. Just about any public school will do.

Here’s a middle school in a suburb of Seattle where the Far Left wacko teaching 7th grade Language Arts assigned her class a “slam poem video” (whatever that is) entitled “White Hollywood” (https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3954487/posts). It’s the usual “why you should hate white people” garbage, with a lot of graphic sex thrown in.

Seventh grade. Official school assignment.

What is this, uh, “lesson” supposed to “teach”? Wah, who cares! We’re the teachers’ union, dude! We teach anything we want! And attendance is compulsory!

Once upon a time our public schools were owned by the community they served, and that paid for them. The community decided who was to teach in their schools, and what was to be taught. You pay for it, you own it: that’s how it was. But now all the public does is pay. Our ownership rights have been erased.

Complete the sentence and win a tin foil hat:

“I send my kids to public school to ‘learn’ this evil nonsense because __________.”

We’re killing our country. We really are. This is some of the stupid stuff we have to stop doing if we want to survive.