I’m Still Tired

What is the reptilian skill that allows lizards to walk ...

(“Maybe if I tried it right-side up…”)

I don’t know, maybe I needed more snow or something. Whatever the case, I’m having a hard time getting into gear today.

But the sun is out, we’ve done our grocery shopping, and I think I’ll sit outside and have a cigar. And then there are two nooze stories I must cover.

Which reminds me of an ancient joke…

Upscale high-society father to debutante daughter: “There are two words that I don’t want you to use anymore. One is ‘swell’ and the other is ‘lousy.'”

Girl answers: “Yes, papa. And what are the two words?”

[Seven-minute laugh break]

2 comments on “I’m Still Tired

  1. Yes, that is worth a chuckle. We have about 3 inches of new snow, when the last snow
    was all but gone. In the front yard and in the back yard, dogs and cats are playing in it.
    I am not thrilled with snow, but it is just that it is an inconvenience for my sons who
    have things to do outside. I don’t leave the house, so… anyway, we are in for some
    really cold days ahead.

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