Maryland Cops Hand Out Free Slushies

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The new weapon against crime: a Slushie

Oh? This was the answer to the problem, all along? Knock me over with a feather.

Police in Takoma Park, Maryland, have been handing out coupons for free Slushies to kids “caught” doing good deeds (https://www.dcnewsnow.com/news/local-news/maryland/montgomery-county/takoma-park-police-distribute-free-slurpee-tickets-to-children-caught-doing-good-deeds/). This is being done elsewhere, too–nice public relations for the police. In Saginaw, Michigan, it’s free Slurpees. It’s done in partnership with 7-11 convenience stores.

This should work–right?

The crime rate in Takoma Park increased 178 percent last year.

Lots of funky nooze stories out there today. What’s going on with our culture?

4 comments on “Maryland Cops Hand Out Free Slushies

  1. Isn’t paying people not to commit crimes called “extortion” or “protection money”? Just asking….

    1. I knew a kid in school whose grandfather, a grizzled old colonel with a combat record as long as your arm, used to pay him a dollar for every day he didn’t have a tantrum. This went on into high school.
      I wonder how he turned out.

  2. I’m all for helping kids to feel a part of society, but this approach doesn’t impress me. If you want to reach kids, they need to feel a sense of involvement, and drinking crushed ice and sugar doesn’t equate to that.

  3. Our local police department has a unit that does nothing but interact with the public in a positive way. They visit schools with Officer Pawster (a cat), hand out lunches at apartment buildings, have a booth at Saturday’s Farmers’ Market, etc. I went through our city’s Citizens Police Acadamy, a 10-week program put on by these special public relations cops, so I now know them well.

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