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Oh, No! A Snowstorm’s Coming!

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We have a “winter storm” in our forecast this weekend, and my town is freaking out over it. The mayor made his traditional state of emergency robo-call, urging residents not to park on the street. If you don’t have a driveway, he added, park in the municipal pool parking lot, a mere two miles from this neighborhood.

I’ve lived here all my life, and not once have I seen the town get snowed in. Even after the rare storm that drops two or three feet of snow on us, the streets are clear and everything’s open again a day later. Nevertheless, mobs of terrified residents flock to the supermarket to stock up on milk, bread, and batteries: they’re ready to sit out a week’s confinement to their homes. I can’t believe people in other states are quite as silly about snowstorms as my fellow Jerseyans.

What usually happens is there’s hardly any snow accumulation at all. I remember one Sunday, some years ago, when the media went into a full-scale hoot-and-holler about “the mother of all blizzards” on its way to bury us alive. Mayors, businessmen, and school boards acted on Sunday to declare towns, stores, public offices, and schools closed the next day. But Monday came and went without a single snowflake falling, and people got rather cheesed off about it. Threats of lawsuits abounded, but none of them came to anything: the weathermen had just been wrong, that’s all.

So I don’t expect this weekend’s weather prophecies to amount to much; but I’ll let you know if they do.


A Nooze-Free Weekend?

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I had one of these, once!

I don’t know about you, but I hotly resent an age that calls on us to know not only the names of our feuding politicians, but the names of their freakin’ lawyers, too. This really is too much to ask.

I want to try to blog my way through this weekend without writing up any nooze. Will my readers let me get away with it? I suppose the viewership numbers, pretty flat all week, will answer that question.

Many lizards, like the twin-spotted swift pictured above, eat insects. This is more good than anything done by anyone on Capitol Hill. They think we should eat bugs so they can have more kobe beef.

Does anybody know of a movie about a giant lizard descending on Washington, D.C., and eating Congress? I think that’s what I’d like to watch today.

 


Faithful Pastor, Heathen Congregation

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Rev. Justin Hoke has learned it’s very hard to pastor a churchful of Bible-denying heathen.

Hoke has been fired as pastor of Trinity Bible (that word is obviously in there by mistake) Presbyterian Church in the aptly-named town of Weed, California (https://pjmedia.com/faith/calif-pastor-ousted-from-church-over-bruce-jenner-is-still-a-man-billboard/). He was fired for putting this message on a sign outside the church.

“Bruce Jenner is still a man. Homosexuality is still sin. The culture may change. The Bible does not.” Soon the sign was vandalized by “LGBT activists” (translation: hate-filled sodomites). And Rev. Hoke was told by elders that if he tried to stay on as pastor, the entire congregation would leave in a huff. `

Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you. (Matthew 5:11-12)  We are sure Rev. Hoke knows that verse of Christ’s Sermon on the Mount.

Just for the record, every word that was on the sign outside the church was true, and every word spoken by “LGBT activists” and their supporters is false.

And now I’ll have to find a happy puppy picture to illustrate this post, or it’ll be censored.


Google Employees: ‘Family’ is a Bad Word

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Shut up, already!

All right, I’m gonna write this up and then that’s that, no more nooze today. I just can’t take any more.

“Approximately 100” Google employees are on the warpath over the use of the word “family”–especially if a “family” is defined as a household with children (https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/01/17/report-google-employees-freak-out-over-the-word-family/).

“Family,” they rant, is a word that is “homophobic,” it’s “charged language,” and “exclusionary.” Could we please somehow ship all these bozos off to Mars? One employee, describing herself as “straight,” objected because she and her shack-up boyfriend don’t have children and therefor don’t constitute a family. Forget Mars; go for Pluto.

How did our American culture wind up getting owned by freaks? It seems all they have to do is yap enough and then they get their way, no matter what the weird societal innovation they’re demanding. They’re never satisfied, never appeased, they just never stop, and we always wind up caving in to them just to shut them up–and the more fool us, because they never shut up.

Does this go on forever?


Oh, Boy! A Blasphemous Lie for the Kiddies!

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See? Here’s the kind of thing that makes it tedious to me to report the nooze.

An “abortion activist,” co-founder of (sheesh) #ShoutYourAbortion (“Ooh, look, it’s got a hash tag, it must be important!”), has told children that abortion is “part of God’s plan” (https://townhall.com/columnists/katieyoder/2018/12/31/prolife-abortion-activist-tells-kids-abortion-is-gods-plan-n2538308).

Satan’s mouthpiece.

Yeah, this jidrool took part in “Kids Meet” so she could tell little kiddies that the baby she didn’t have, but aborted instead, was just “a mistake.” No problem, one visit to the abortion doctor and the mistake is gone. Oh! And #ShoutYourAbortion encourages women to share their “positive abortion stories.” (“Wheee! I felt so good about myself!”)

As if taking the name of the Lord in vain weren’t bad enough, the kiddies got a strong dose of slimy logic and sophistry as well.

Slimy logic: “I should be the one to decide if my body creates a life!” Her body “created” a life? Shazam! How did that happen? But this totally ignores the fact that the baby’s life was created as soon as the baby was conceived. That is a fact, and nothing said by any abortion freak can alter it.

Sophistry: “You guys aren’t pro-life. I’m pro-life!” I guess if you say it with enough conviction, you can get a bunch of six-year-olds to believe you. But really, this is just a lot of playground s***.

Finally, all the problems with abortion in America, the moral imbecile proclaimed to the defenseless children, are the fault of “old white dudes in government.” Darn that pesky patriarchy! Alyuhs turnin’ us Wimmins inta Hand-mades!

A final question: who’s the idiot who decided to let this creature speak to children in the first place? There’s someone who needs a two-by-four upside the head.


My Newswithviews Column,Jan. 17 (‘Demolishing America’)

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If you voted for any Democrat in the last election, here’s another close-up look at what you voted for. It’s distressing that any of these monsters got elected at all.

https://newswithviews.com/demolishing-america/

They’re certainly not bothering to conceal their true intentions anymore, unless you want to count Elizabeth Warren slurping beer as she imitates a human being.


Did Google Manipulate YouTube Search Results?

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Most of us around here believe the social media actively censor conservative posts and videos in favor of Far Left Crazy videos. Some of us have experienced it for ourselves. Nevertheless, last month the Google CEO told Congress that the folks at Google never “manually intervene” on any particular search result.

Now Breitbart.com claims to have received, via a leak from a Google engineer, information that Google routinely tries to skew search results in favor of left-wing causes (https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2019/01/16/google-youtube-search-blacklist-smoking-gun/).

Breitbart says Google has “manipulated YouTube search results for abortion, Maxine Waters, David Hogg,” and others.

After a Far Left “journalist” complained about too many pro-life videos on YouTube, Google went to work and pushed pro-life videos out of the top ten search results for abortion and replaced them with pro-abortion videos.

If this is true–and I find it hard to believe that it isn’t–then really the time has come for some kind of anti-trust action to be taken against the social media giants. It certainly looks like they’re using their technology to try to suppress conservative opinion and promote the agenda of Democrats and their Far Left Crazy clients.

If there were meaningful competition in the social media market, then Google’s Far Left prejudices would be their own business. But such competition does not as yet exist, and you can be sure there are people working to make sure it never will. We don’t have time to wait for competitive social media platforms to grow and become just as strong as Google–not with a national election coming up next year.

Because if Google’s Democrat friends ever get back into power, they’ll see to it that there’s no way to get rid of them.

Welcome to Venezuela North.


‘”Climate Change” Con Artists Caught Again’ (2015)

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All because we wouldn’t pay a carbon tax!

Three years ago they caught NOAA, an agency of the federal government funded by defenseless taxpayers, ***making up*** temperature data to convince the public that Climbit Change It’s Real! and If We Don’t Give Goverment Fantastic New Powers and Lots More Of Our Money We’re All Gonna Die…!

https://leeduigon.com/2015/07/29/climate-change-con-artists-caught-again/

What I want to know is, why weren’t these lying, thieving con men punished? Why wasn’t the head honcho of NOAA called before Congress and told, “You like fast talk: that’s good, because you’re gonna need some now! Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t cut NOAA’s funding, starting by firing you”?

Oh, but anyone in Congress who did that in 2015 would have been called a Racist! And a Climate Change Denier! And Anti-Science!

Fear of the media makes cowards of them all.


The City Where It Rains Dirty Diapers

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If you’re in New York City and have to walk down Essex Street, better make sure you have a strong umbrella. Because when you walk past a certain public housing project, you might get pelted with a soiled diaper or a bag of trash (https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Dirty-Diapers-Throwing-Hurling-NYCHA-Building-New-York-City-Report-504326281.html).

Witnesses say this has been going on “for months.” Bombs away.

So it’s raining dirty diapers. Something has gone wrong with our culture. Really, ya think? In San Francisco they just take a dump on the sidewalk when they feel the urge. Our cities are turning into open latrines. Why?

The only thing these feces-happy places has in common is, they’re all governed by liberals. By Democrats. No politician has ever offered public defecation as part of his political program, but it does seem to be cropping up from coast to coast across the country.

We’re in New York and it’s raining trash, it’s raining dirty diapers.

Is this what we wanted?

If not, then why do we have it?


‘The Libs’ Tower of Babel’ (2016)

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First Canada, then California. Who’s next?

Since this was posted, Canada passed the “Wrong Pronoun Law” and you can go to prison for not using whatever pronoun some self-proclaimed “transgender” tells you to.

https://leeduigon.com/2016/12/01/the-libs-tower-of-babel/

Here in America, we’re only waiting for Democrats to get back into power. Then we’ll have our own Wrong Pronoun Law. It’ll make transgenders happy.

Well worth giving up our liberty, for that!

 


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