Teachers Hung Out to Dry

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Price of admission: whatever integrity you have left.

Two classroom teachers have sued a California school district for banning them from their classrooms and depriving them of their Constitutional rights (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/12/school-goes-ballistic-when-teachers-take-stand-real/). The district has ignored an earlier court order to reinstate them.

Because so few people know how to write a news story anymore, you have to read all the way to the end before you find out what the story is about. Why were the teachers not permitted to return to their classrooms?

To quote the article, way down at the bottom of the story, the teachers “got into trouble with administrators for being on the wrong side of Joe Biden’s promotion of transgenderism.”

So now they’re suing the school district. They are represented by the Thomas More Legal Foundation.

But here’s the point: If you don’t want your children herded into “transgender” by Far Left crazy teachers, by all that’s holy, take them out of public school!

We don’t care anymore why they’re in love with transgender. We only want it to stop. But it won’t stop unless the “educators” are brought to heel.

‘This Is Ridiculous, Even For The New York Times’ (2020)

Château Lafite-Rothschild 1983

A steal at 1,100 bucks a bottle!

Oh, fap! as Major Hoople would say.

Back when we had INCOME EQUALITY, everyone in the world could afford fine wines, first-edition literary classics, luxury cars, and beachfront mansions with lots of servants, all of whom have their own BMWs and beachfront mansions, and in turn their own servants who in turn have their luxury cars and private jets– [pause to hyperventilate]

This Is Ridiculous, Even for the New York Times

Hey, New York Times! What are you doing to create Income Equality wherever the sun shines? And if you’ve been busy at it, how come we ain’t got it yet?

Exasperatingly stupid… and overpaid to boot!

D.C.: 131% of Eligible Voters Are Registered to Vote

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“We voted!”

Say, hey, that’s Democracy! With a capital D! (“Disaster” also begins with a D, but never mind.)

A lawsuit by Judicial Watch recently discovered that there are more registered voters in Washington, D.C. than there are eligible voters. Hmm… I wonder what party all these dead people, et al, vote for…

The good news is, they’ve already removed 103,000 names from the voter rolls that didn’t belong there. People die, move away, whatever, and they’re kept on the rolls: useful to the Party.

Thank you, Judicial Watch! California and Illinois “have promised to clean up their rolls.”

Y’know, I always was suspicious about those districts that had, like, a 130% voter turnout.

We still have voting machines that change people’s votes from Republican to Democrat. That needs to be fixed before the next election.

Toldja So

Who needs the Bible when they’ve got Beyond Magenta: Transgender Teens Speak OutOne of the books she swore in on…

Well, we warned you, didn’t we? A public school is no place for your children–especially for Christian children.

A few days ago in Central Bucks, Pennsylvania, an incumbent school board president, recently re-elected, had herself sworn in on a stack of smutty with-it “books” (I use the word loosely) aimed at children to turn them into good little nothings (https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/12/sick-democrat-pennsylvania-school-board-president-sworn-stack/). In civilized places they swear you in on the Bible.

A bunch of other Democrats got elected, too; so the school board there is now majority-Left and pumped up to indoctrinate the kiddies.

And here’s what we warned you about, boys and girls:

The Democrat Party pumped several million dollars into this local school board electionWhere the devil are they getting all that money?

Are these the people you want “educating” your children?

‘UK Doctors Ordered to Rat Out Patients Who Gain Weight’ (2014)

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Mommy! Johnny gained two pounds!

This is another one of those stories that rises to the surface, makes a loud pop, and then disappears. But regardless of how this eventually turned out… when was it ever any of the government’s business what you eat and how much?

UK Doctors Ordered to Rat Out Patients Who Gain Weight

For cryin’ out loud! You subject a nation to socialism, and then you’re astounded when the people act like children? If you’re going to turn them into perpetual infants, that’s a lot of diapers to change.

Do you ever get the impression that for some people, there are no imaginable limits to government?

California Decrees ‘Gender-Neutral’ Toys

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Why do they have to drag our children into their creepy politics?

[Thanks to Elder Mike for the nooze tip]

California Gov. Gavin Newsom, the slimiest man in North America, wants to be president of the United States. In case Jobydin comes up snake-eyes. Hey, he’s done such a great job on California!

One of the Golden State’s most recent capers, signed into law by Slimy, is legislation requiring toy stores to have a special section for “gender-neutral toys” or else face up to a $500 fine (https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/california-stores-without-gender-neutral-toy-sections-will-be-fined-under-new-law).

Now they want to run the toy stores.

I’m not so sure I know what “gender-neutral” toys are. My brother and sister and I all played with our Lincoln Logs, modeling clay, stuffed toys, building blocks–no room to list ’em all. My sister had a lovely six-gun and holster (we have the home movies): I am sure the clerk at the toy store never said to my father, “Now, you’re gonna let only boys play with this, right? No girls!”

If people would just mind their own cotton-pickin’ business–!

But wait, there’s more!

They’ve also passed a law requiring parents to “affirm” (God defend us!) “a child’s ability to determine their (?? bad grammar alert) gender independent of their parents’ desire…” Now plain fact is rewritten as mere “desire”? Well, of course! To do otherwise would be “the antithesis of modern thinking.”

So that’s modern thinking, is it? Where do I dump it?

So… shall we let Slimy Newsom do to all America what he’s been doing to California?

Not that any of the other Dems is any better.


No, It’s Not a Satire… It’s All Too Real

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You asked for him, folks… And now you’ve got him.

The mayor of Marlboro used to asked me, “Can’t you write stories about good government in action?” And I’d answer, “Sorry! Can’t find any.”

But check this out. It’s happening now.

Overrun with illegal border-jumpers (excuse the tautology), the Far Left Democrat mayor of Chicago decreed the construction of a vast new “tent city”–for which he’s being sued by mostly black residents of Brighton Park, ground zero for the tent city (https://www.breitbart.com/immigration/2023/12/04/black-residents-sue-chicago-mayor-brandon-johnson-migrant-tent-city/). Sort of a NIMBY thing–“Not In My Back Yard.”

But before the suit could be heard, the state stepped in and shut down the project–because it turns out they were building it on top of a toxic landfill!

“The soil is safe as long as you don’t eat it,” said somebody in charge.

(Oh, boy, when things go wrong–!)

Really, you ought to win some sort of prize for that much corruption and incompetence. If only we could find some practical use for it!

John Kerry’s Own ‘Emissions’

Best known for spouting tommyrot out his mouth, John “Lurch” Kerry brought his other end into play recently, cutting a hefty slab of cheese while pontificating on a panel of globalist yang-yangs.

(“Fart-like noise” is putting it disingenuously.)

So there he is, demanding some kind of global government that’d be “taking away those things that are killing people day by day”–like air conditioning, affordable cars, refrigerators, etc.

And then… Pop goes the weasel.

Can you believe that this morlock was almost president once? He’s got a private jet, a limo, a yacht, and mansion–and he wants to take away your gas stove! God defend us, who do these people think they are?

If he had everything his way, there’d be no more middle class. Just multitudes of downtrodden peasants, with a teeny-tiny Far Left ruling class up on top of the pyramid running the concentration camps.

‘The Global Warming Fantasy Factory’ (2014)

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“Doesn’t look like we’ll be flyin’ today, boss…”

As we speak, half the airports in Europe are frozen over, and more than half of the planes grounded… due to freezing temperatures and lots and lots of snow! And just when they wanted to jet off to Qatar to yabber about Global Warming and Climbit Change, too!

The Global Warming Fantasy Factory

Qatar, jutting out into the Persian Gulf, is one of the hottest places on earth. Meeting there makes it kind of easier to believe in fairies–I mean Climbit Change, sorry.

I have another Climbit Change story coming up. Wait’ll you get a load of that one.

New ‘Dr. Who’ a Sodomite?

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Don’t ask me to illustrate this garbage. Here’s a nice slowworm instead.

Dr. Who, time-traveler, has been on the BBC since 1963, has gone through 14 actors in the title role, and has now hopped into bed with Disney Corp. and will introduce a 15th Dr. Who… this time with a twist.

It is suggested that he’s “gay” (https://comicbookmovie.com/tv/bbc-america/doctor-who/doctor-who-wild-blue-yonder-suggests-the-doctor-is-gay-promo-reveals-regeneration-first-look-a208136#gs.175w9p).

Oh–and Sir Isaac Newton will now be Indian instead of English. And “hot.” History schmistory.

Where Disney Corp. goes, Woke follows. Get these jidrools involved in anything and it comes out perverted. Disney now co-produces Dr. Who with the BBC. The few minutes of this show that I’ve seen over the years looked very like low-budget, low-IQ, cheap TV science fiction (Star Trek come back, all is forgiven); but somehow it’s hung in there for 60 years. Sheesh. Longer than Kiner’s Corner.

So culture rot marches on. We do have the option not to watch this bilge; they haven’t yet made it compulsory viewing. But who knows what’ll happen next in Britain?

Does Disney ever produce anything that’s decent? The Babylon Bee quipped “They’re turning out more bombs than Lockheed.” How the dickens do they stay in business? When was the last time any of their movies turned a profit? And they act like they don’t care.

For sale, cheap: Western civilization. A fixer-upper, needs some TLC.