Next time you want a glass of milk, zillionaire Bill Gates thinks you ought to swill a “dairy alternative” which he calls “Entomilk,” made from the larvae of black soldier flies.
Just what we needed–a new Lord of the Flies.
But we gotta do this, see, because ordinary dairy products, like cows’ milk, are gonna Wreck The Planet: so we have to eat and drink bugs to Save The Planet.
Mmm, mmm! Makes your mouth water, doesn’it it?
The only reason I can think of for trying to get the plebs to eat and drink fly larvae is that they despise us and want to humiliate us. You are not going to see John Kerry guzzling down a nice tall glass of maggot milk.
One more stolen election, and it’s “Bottoms up!” for us.