‘No, No… Not That! Aaaaagh!’ (2014)

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What is the point of being a fairy tale character… if you’ve still got to go to high school?

Don’t you hate “franchises,” that start out as movies or TV shows and mutate into dolls, action figures, video games, and books? They keep selling you the same material in all these different forms. When I was a liquidator, this stuff kept me busy.

“No, No… Not That! Aaaaagh!”

With the Ever After High franchise, the thing that goes clunk in the night was a freakin’ high school. I dunno, maybe things have changed; but when I was stuck going to high school, the last thing in the world I’d ever want to read about would be a high school.

I know they’re trying to make money out there. But do they have to kill off the imagination to do it.

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