(I don’t like those little flat phones, either.)
One thing about getting penned up indoors by lousy weather–you’re there for all those nuisance phone calls.
Yeah! You chumps in government are going to manage the climate, do away with Racism, abolish bad thoughts, blah-blah-blah… And you can’t stop nuisance phone calls?
(Maybe they don’t want to stop ’em.)
Thick foreign accent, you could cut it with a knife: “Khello! This is Brian Murphy, how are you today, we are selling Good Lucks…!”
Are nuisance phone calls the Great Pyramids of our civilization?