So SloJo & Co’s “FBI” is being mocked for its public service message about the FBI’s ongoing efforts (LOL) “combatting retail theft.” Here’s what they were laughing at.
Yes, urban stores are getting the living daylights shoplifted out of them–and not by young upscale white women, either. These models are almost unreal enough to be mannikins.
Yeahbut, yeahbut! It’d be like totally Racist to show Persons Of Color (POCs) shoplifting! All over America, retail chains are pulling out of the shambles that our urban areas have become. Not that I’d be surprised to hear it’s gotten a lot worse in the suburbs.
So the FBI (Fat-headed Boobs Inc.?) is getting fricaseed by readers. Here’s my favorite bon mot of the lot:
“Why aren’t they wearing MAGA hats?”
Free pinwheel to anyone who has the answer.