Avoid the Clodfish

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The clodfish swims in vast schools, but never learns anything.

These fish will not come out of it’s raining.

On Pinball Island, eating clodfish is considered a sign of very poor personal hygiene.

The traditional Icelandic folksong, Too Cold for Clodfish, was based on a true incident; but no one now remembers what it was.

This information is provided as a public service. Avoid the clodfish, and it will avoid you.