According to a lawsuit filed in New York by American Atheists Inc., atheists suffer “debilitating symptoms” of various kinds when they behold any Christian religious symbol–especially the Cross. These include fierce headaches, shortness of breath, sleepless nights, and the heeby-jeebies, their lawyer told the court. If you wonder why so many people despise lawyers, this should give you a clue.
The suit seeks the only remedy acceptable to the plaintiffs–the forcible removal from public view of all Christian symbols. All in the name of tolerance, of course.
Now, let’s see… Who else do we know of who has such powerful negative reactions to seeing the cross? Hmmm… (Jeopardy music in the background)…
Oh, wait! I know! I know!
Dracula has that kind of reaction to the cross.
It is obvious that the plaintiffs in this case are vampires. *sigh* Where’s Peter Cushing when you need him?