Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! Eat all the turkey you please! If you can contrive to eat it in front of a liberal, so much the better.
Yes, our dear friends the liberals are trying to spoil Thanksgiving for us. Remember when “liberal” used to mean “generous” or “big-hearted”? Well, it doesn’t anymore. Academic pinheads are vying with “animal rights” kooks to see who can make the most people feel bad about this holiday.
Here at home, our local newspaper is campaigning against our town’s annual Miss Merry Christmas contest. Their editorial writer–I forget his name: it’s either Fat-head or Jackass–thinks the title of Miss Merry Christmas is not “inclusive” enough. They did succeed in getting our annual Christmas parade renamed the “Winter Festival,” so now they want Miss Merry Christmas to be called “Miss Earth Spirit” or something like that. As Fat-head said in his editorial, “One girl spurned in this town is one girl too many.” He was upset, you see, that persons who “don’t celebrate Christmas” can’t run for the honor of being Miss Merry Christmas. Actually, anyone can run for Miss Merry Christmas. But no fact ever fazed a liberal.
Do liberals ever do anything but try to spoil other people’s fun, make them feel guilty about this or that or the other, or get into power and enact ruinous public policies? Do they contribute one iota of value to our civilization?