This Just In: University Punishes Student for Criticizing ISIS, Rioters

[The university will punish you if you say anything against what’s going on in this picture.]

Texas Christian University has lowered the boom on a student who used his Twitter page to criticize the Islamic State and the rioters in Baltimore ( ).

As punishment for his “crime,” he has been sentence to 60 days’ “community service” (once known as penal servitude), plus “sensitivity training” ( invented by communists during Red China’s Great Cultural Revolution), plus having to go see a psychiatrist because, obviously, he must be stark, raving mad if he doesn’t like murder-happy jihadists and home-grown rioters.

Good news! They left out the firing squad.

How much did he and his family pay for him to go to TCU?

Betcha the “Christian” in the name fooled them, big-time.

I wonder what his punishment would have been if he’d tweeted critical comments about Christians, America, or capitalists.

We, the People of the United States, in Order to… secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity…  —Preamble to the United States Constitution

They were kidding when they wrote that–right?

3 comments on “This Just In: University Punishes Student for Criticizing ISIS, Rioters

  1. This link didn’t work for me? I was hoping this was one of your brilliant satires. I wish they would remove the name Christian from their name – what an insult to the King of kings.

    1. I don’t know why the link didn’t work.
      This is a hard time for writing satire–hard to come up with anything more ridiculous than what’s really out there.

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