Clown on Campus Creeps Out Coeds

What are we to make of this story?

Female students at Carroll University in Waukesha, Wisconsin, are nervous about a guy who prowls the streets at night in a clown mask and a bright orange jumpsuit ( ).

Police say they know who it is–a “developmentally delayed” teenage boy. It would appear there is no law against prowling around at night in a clown costume, even if it’s making everybody edgy.

What if the cops are wrong about who it is? Does anyone know where Joe Biden is, lately?

Or have they just launched a new Clown Studies undergraduate degree program?

Seems the only kind of stories coming out of colleges, these days, are clown stories.

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