So you’re an adult cat, and you want to enjoy a nice nap on the humans’ bed. Only you’re one of those cats whose tail keeps twitching, see–you can’t help it. And there’s this kitten who just can’t leave your tail alone–or the rest of you, either. She jumps on your belly just as you’re about to enter Dreamland. You whack her upside the head a few times, but she keeps coming back for more. What do you do?
Hint: if you wind up on your feet with a frowny face and a puffy tail, you’ve lost the battle.