Stretch limo, mink coat, enormous diamond rings, luxury penthouse overlooking Central Park–now it can all be yours! That’s right–and your cat can get it for you. Well, maybe two cats would be better. Or three.
Simply train your cat to do what the kitty in this video has done–grab money and run away with it. Then all you have to do is somehow get it from the cat, a project which seems to be defeating the cat owners in this video.
Now it would be stealing, if you were to keep the money. Actually, the whole thing is kind of dishonest. And roping a poor, innocent animal into a criminal enterprise! Even Professor Moriarty never did that. I’m sorry I ever brought up this shameful subject. Enjoy the video, but stay honest.