Guaranteed 100% Fake News Flash!

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Police in Shoggoth Township, Michigan, have broken up a gang of ancient Egyptian mummies who were allegedly attempting to infiltrate the Heydude Trailer Park.

It is believed the police were tipped off by a cat.

“We believe the mummies’ original target was a deserted Victorian house on Hobart Street,” said Det. Sgt. Warren Peace, “but you know how easily mummies get confused.”

A spokesman for the trailer park said it was not park policy to allow mummies.

 

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

3 responses to “Guaranteed 100% Fake News Flash!

  • Linda Sorci

    Wow! I’m glad I don’t live there! And whichever cat tipped them off may need to be rescued. I hear mummies are really partial to cats. Don’t you just love fake news? I must say, Lee, yours is so much more creative than what the lame stream media comes up with 🙂

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  • UnKnowable

    Be cReful, Lee. You might be getting a job offer from a certain news network. 🙂

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  • Phoebe

    Blatant discrimination against mummies! Racism! Mummiephobia! I’m surprised the fakenews flash didn’t make a point of this.

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