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Fake! Fake! Fake!–ABC ‘News’

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No one got slaughtered and it wasn’t in Syria: other than that, fine.

Ooh! “Slaughter in Syria”! And all Donald Trump’s fault, too!

Only it turns out that the “Slaughter in Syria” video shown–twice!–by ABC News was, in reality, video from a 2017 nighttime demonstration at a shooting range in Kentucky (https://nationalpost.com/news/world/abc-news-mistakes-footage-from-a-kentucky-gun-range-as-turkish-militant-attack-on-syria).

ABC “News” aired the video twice, once on “World News Tonight” (Sunday) and again on “Good Morning, America” (Monday). After it was proved that the video came from Kentucky–and two years ago, at that–ABC Nooze apologized for the “mistake” (heh-heh) and deleted the video from both shows.

They got caught.

This is what happens when what they laughingly call “the narrative” replaces honest reporting of real events. “The narrative” called for President Trump to have heartlessly deserted our faithful Kurdish allies, blah-blah, allowed them to be massacred by Turkey, etc., etc. For “the narrative” read “yet another Democrat lie.” Because the nooze industry is nothing, anymore, but a shill for the Democrat Party.

And then the nooze media actually wonder why more and more Americans are coming to despise them? They actually wonder why we don’t trust them anymore?

They’re gonna lie themselves right out of business, and we won’t miss them.

Help! Nothin’ to Write About!

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Boy, oh, boy–if you’re tired of writing about the stupid pseudopolitics of “impeachment,” and other Far Left Crazy projects, you are out of luck!

Like, suddenly the only story in town is this idle, moronic political grandstanding. Like there can only be one story at a time, and all the different nooze media have to report it.

Meanwhile, teachers’ unions are still turning kids into robots, colleges are still gutting our culture on our dime, and yes, we do indeed have an ongoing effort, led by non-elected critters spread throughout the government, to undo the 2016 election and destroy the American people’s right to be governed by whom they choose.

I guess it’s just me. I’m just so freakin’ tired of writing about it. I’m also tired of writing about “education” that isn’t education at all, but only a never-ending quest for imbecility. I’m tired of writing about the nooze.

Well, there must be something that happened out there that we really ought to know about. I’ll just have to keep looking till I find it.

Is the ‘News’ Just a Lot of Big Fat Lies?

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I’m finding it harder and harder to believe anything I read or hear in the “news.”

For instance, if I did believe what they were telling me, I’d have to believe:

Donald Trump is the most unpopular guy on the planet and nobody but white supremacists would ever vote for him.

It doesn’t matter which of their two dozen clowns the Democrats nominate, any one of them will beat Trump in a landslide.

Socialism for America is a done deal.

Transgender is real.

Trump’s impeachment is a done deal.

If by some miracle Trump survives impeachment, he’ll just get totally blown out in the next election.

Hillary Clinton would have made a great president.

And so on, and so on… The trouble is, I don’t believe any of those things. And when noozies try to pass them off as facts, I don’t believe them, either. (“We choose truth over facts!”  –Joe Biden) All they’re trying to do is upset and demoralize the tens of millions of voters who in 2016 chose not to have their country governed by the most corrupt woman in the Northern Hemisphere.

Our free and independent press is going to lie itself out of business.

And they don’t seem to care.

Noozies’ Lament: ‘Why Is Everybody Always Pickin’ on Me?’

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Another clueless noozie has raised the “alarm about rising hostility to journalists as the Trump administration continues to attack the media as ‘fake news'” (https://www.stamfordadvocate.com/entertainment/article/Journalist-says-a-CBP-officer-withheld-his-14493931.php).

Huh? You mean it isn’t?

A “journalist”–whatever that is, anymore–returning home from a trip to Denmark ran into a snag at Dulles International Airport. A Customs and Border Protection officer asked him, “So you write propaganda, right?”

You mean they don’t?

The intimidated noozie has, of course, filed a “civil rights” complaint. What bunk. We admit the officer was out of line. But the whole confounded “journalism” profession has been way out of line for years. It no longer functions as anything but an appendage of the Democrat Party and a mouthpiece for the Far Left Crazy. You have to be a special kind of stupid to deny it.

If there is “rising hostility” to alleged journalists, it’s not Donald Trump’s fault, but their own. As a class they’ve been sniping at Republicans since the 1960s, growing more flagrantly biased year by year. We have learned that we can’t believe anything they say. Our only option is to rely on alternative media, with all its faults. It’s still more honest than CNN. But then so are pathological liars.

Forget about Trump. Was there even a single day when the nooze media did not attack George W. Bush, or shower praise on Obama?

You bet they write propaganda. Nothing but.


100% Genuine Fake News

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So there’s nothing happening in the world but impeachment politics and Democrat fat-heads flapping their jaws? Nothing but politics to write about?

Well, belay that. If there ain’t no nooze out there worth writing about, I’ll jolly well make up my own. Here goes!

A Congressional committee has earmarked $51 million to investigate claims that pro wrestling isn’t real.

Seven spiders have outscored America’s high school students on the Scholastic Aptitude Tests; but the results have been thrown out because it is alleged the spiders cheated.

A new thrill ride at the Sea Colossus Amusement Pier in California launches riders a quarter-mile out to sea. They are expected to swim back.

Chocolate cake builds spectacular muscles and unbreakable bones, according to scientists employed by the Chocolate Institute.

Prehistoric dinosaurs–is there any other kind?–still exist in Magma Township, New Jersey, where a homeowners’ newly planted lawn was ruined by a Stegosaurus “playing around on it,” according to Police Chief Marshall Tito. “He says he seen it and I believe him.” There have also been reports of gigantic tyrannosaurs drinking out of swimming pools and a frisky Dimetrodon knocking over tool sheds. Pointing out that Dimetrodon is not in fact a dinosaur has failed to comfort property owners.

There you have it–today’s nooze. Your money back if any of it turns out to be true!


Pardon My Circumlocution

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I want to write about a smear campaign, but I don’t want to say who’s being smeared or what particular lies are being told about this person. For one thing, it’s a sin to repeat stuff like that. For another–it’s what the smear artists want us to do. Because even if we’re tearing into them and their lies, it’s giving them more publicity–more people who just might wind up believing them.

But something has to be said. Do you see the kind of America the Far Left Crazy is trying to build? This is Democrats at work, with their toadies in the nooze media. They want to cage us in an America where they can destroy anyone, instantly, with unsubstantiated lies: anyone who poses any kind of obstacle to any of their plans.

They want the lie to stick to you even if it’s been exposed as a lie; their tame noozies will see that it does. Sort of like those “racist” labels they stick on four-year-olds in British schools: you’re stuck with it forever.

And it can be any kind of lie they want. The object is not to prove it, but simply to create it and glue it onto the victim’s name. Noozies will then repeat it every time the victim’s name comes up. Eventually some people, maybe a lot of people, will forget it was a lie.

Democrats are refining this into an exact science.

If America can survive as a free republic, under so much attack from within, that will be proof that God is watching over us.

Genuine Certified 100% Fake News

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I don’t feel like covering any of the nooze that seeped out of Mordor this morning. I know they want me to cover it, because they want everyone to hear about it–in hopes that some will believe them. But I ain’t bitin’ on that hook.

Instead, I offer these few items of totally made-up nooze. As the person who made them up, I certify there isn’t a word of truth to them.

*No one can find any of the Democrat candidates for president. As of 6 a.m. this morning they were all reported as missing. No one seems to mind.

*A freak snowstorm this weekend buried a Climate Change march in Stockholm, Sweden.

*A new sex robot designed by Okashiio Baka Industries, in Japan, doubles as a toaster-oven when not being used for the more obvious purpose.

*Another Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to former President *Batteries Not Included “on general principles.” The entire Nobel committee was reportedly drunk at the time.

*The new Michael Moore movie opened to completely empty theaters all around the country, earning absolutely no money. Moore has offered a prize to anyone who can prove he or she saw it.

Gee, this is a lot easier than actual reporting. No wonder the nooze media like it so much.

Another New Low for the New York Times

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All the nooze that’s fit to line the bottom of your bird cage

The journalistic dumpster fire that is the New York Times topped itself again yesterday, with this gem posted on Twitter, on the anniversary of 9/11:

“Eighteen years have passed since airplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center.” (https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/sep/11/new-york-times-now-deleted-tweet-marking-911-claim/)

The airplanes? The airplanes “took aim”?

Can you imagine how little respect the Times has for its readers, that it would ever publish such a thing, even on Twitter?

They also got the death toll wrong, saying it was “2,000” when in fact it was very nearly 3,000.  But heck, who’s counting? They were only useless Americans wiped out by two rogue airplanes.

Readers didn’t much care for this insult to their intelligence, so the Times deleted the stupid tweet and put up one that was somewhat less stupid. This time the culprit was not killer airplanes but “terrorist attacks”–apparently by persons unknown, or by no one in particular: the Times didn’t see fit to identify the enemy. The accurate term is “Muslim terrorists from Arab countries.”

Do you find it a bit grim that the American people, increasingly, are having to do without reliable sources of news? As citizens of a republic, exercising sovereignty at the polls, we need reliable information. Our mainstream nooze media refuse to give us any.

Here’s praying they get replaced by news outlets that will do their level best to give us honest news. I used to work for a newspaper like that, so I know it can be done. The New York Times doesn’t want to do it, that’s all.

Why Do I Cover This Cow-Flop?

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Name that liberal!

All right, NBC Nooze has gone on record saying heterosexuality is bad and women should abandon it. This is a profoundly stupid thing to say. If it weren’t so gigantically stupid, we might also perceive that it’s an evil thing to say.

So why write about it? After all, it’s not like I have to convince most of my blog audience that off-the-wall leftism is totally without merit. Still, I do have a few reasons for writing about it.

For one thing, liberals used to be a great deal more circumspect and subtle in what they said, and in the things that they proposed as policy–and they aren’t anymore. No matter how ridiculous it is, they just come right out and say it. Open borders, Green New Deal, jail for climate change deniers–they aren’t even trying to to appear reasonable.


Has God simply laid on them a delusion that will destroy the Democrat Party in the next election? Or have they–for some reason we don’t know about, but which really ought to scare us but good–become so confident of their future success that they have lost any need they ever felt to disguise their plans behind a mask of moderation? What would make them so confident that they don’t even try to fool us anymore?

I think we really need to find the answer to that question.

For another thing: I wonder how many people who vote for Democrats, or say, “Yeah, sure, I like socialism!” have actually done any thinking, at all, about what those things mean. Do they truly understand what happens under socialism, or do they think it’s just a festival of freebies for lazy and immoral nitwits? To what degree do they understand what they are aiding and abetting?

So I write in hopes that I might somehow make a dent in their world-view, however rare an event that might prove to be. Somewhere there must be someone who hears the truth, the light bulb turns itself on with a flash, and he says, “Gee, I didn’t know that!” And having heard the truth, he changes his mind and turns away from error…

I can dream, can’t I?

NY Times Reveals Its Anti-Trump Mission

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Plan A, “Russian Collusion,” went totally belly-up, so Democrats have moved on to Plan B–“Call Everybody Racists Especially Trump.” But don’t take my word for it.

In a speech to New York Times employees, a speech that got leaked out when it wasn’t supposed to, executive editor Dan Baquet called for a “coverage shift” from Russian Collusion to Trump Racism (https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/columnists/new-york-times-chief-outlines-coverage-shift-from-trump-russia-to-trump-racism). “We built our newsroom to cover one story (Collusion),” the editor prattled. “Now we have to regroup… to take on a different story”–and the “new story” will be “race.”

It’s so flamin’ obvious.

Nobody wants to be a “racist.” Ooh! But if you voted for President Donald Trump, or support him in any way… well, then you are a racist! Gee, that’s awful… What can I do?

Instant absolution is at hand! All you have to do is vote for Democrats, and you are instantaneously cleansed of the sin of racism. Who knew it could be so easy?

It’s beginning to sound like some of that stuff that Martin Luther had to deal with. Indulgences for sale. Price, one vote.

These people make me ashamed I ever was a journalist.

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