You wouldn’t think a cat could figure out how to lock a baby into a cabinet; but stay tuned.
As for the cat who is able to vanish into the ceiling without leaving a trace–well, my iguana did that once, and it took him three days to find his way back out again; and when he did come out, he was all black and dusty and my sister had to give him a bath. I happened to be away at the time and missed all the fun. But boy, my family sure was puzzled. I mean, where do you hide a four-foot-long lizard?