Pretty Boy Prez of France Spends +$30G on Hair & Makeup

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They just had to have this guy Macron to be their president–just had to have him! And now the French are miffed because Pretty Boy has, in three months, spend some 26,000 Euros on his hair and makeup ( That’s over $30,000 in U.S. money.

Okay, compared to what Ol’ *Batteries Not Included and his wife spent on decorating and amusing themselves, Macron spends peanuts. But the U.S. is a richer country than France.

I wonder how much money DeGaulle spent on hair and makeup.

It turns out Macron’s immediate predecessors spent almost as much money primping and preening. Meanwhile, Macron’s sky-high popularity is down to under 40%. And that’s with the French media giving him a leg up.

Well, mes enfants, you could’ve had Marine LePen: she’s more of a man than any of the others. But the media kept telling you Macron was a “centrist,” a nice and comfy centrist, and LePen was an “extremist” for wanting to keep France French–and it seems that now you’ve got what you deserve: a president who ponces around in front of a mirror singing I Feel Pretty.

It’ll take a miracle to save Western Europe from itself.

And I don’t know why God should grant them one.

P.S.–“So where’s the picture?” you ask. Well, today the computer is not letting me post any pictures. I don’t know why. Someone ought to invent a computer that can feel pain. And fear. Then maybe we’d get some cooperation. P.P.S.–If I try it on the laptop, then it works. I don’t know why.

14 comments on “Pretty Boy Prez of France Spends +$30G on Hair & Makeup

  1. “It’ll take a miracle to save Western Europe from itself.

    And I don’t know why God should grant them one.”

    In my personal opinion, they are all but done for. It may be reversible, but they’d better get busy if they intend to save their civilization/culture.

    1. I read about that. What a foolish thing. Children were terrified that they would spontaneously change from a girl to a boy, to vice versa.

    2. They may not be able to read or write by the time they finish high school, but they’ll know all about “diversity”!

      What can one say but this? Do. Not. Send. Your. Kids. To. These. Schools.

    3. Amen! Homeschool while you still can. They’ll probably make that illegal soon too.

    4. The only thing she’s missing is the wisdom not to send the boy to “school” at all.

      Our house was chock-full of books, and I couldn’t wait to learn to read.

      Anyhow, the family is the best educational venue. When I was in school, I couldn’t learn how to add a column of figures. It just plain stumped me. So one night my father sat down with me and taught me in just an hour or so.

      There is no substitute for family.

    5. Again I ask–why, in God’s name, do we tolerate this stuff? Don’t these people care what’s done to their children? I come from a time when, had anything like this been tried in any school, an army of parents would have swiftly put a stop to it and everyone responsible would have been run out of town for good.

    6. When I saw the article I was horrified! These people must be demonically inspired.

    7. As I see it, demonically inspired is the key here. Human society is, to a great degree, godless, at this point. The void is being filled by various theories which are quite likely demonically inspired.

      Rev. 16:13 And I saw coming out of the mouth of the dragon and out of the mouth of the beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet, three unclean spirits like frogs; 14 for they are spirits of demons, performing signs, which go out to the kings of the whole world, to gather them together for the war of the great day of God, the Almighty.

    8. And 2 Tim. 3:1-4 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come. 2. For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3. Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good, 4. Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

  2. It just becomes more insane by the day, in fact by the hour. I can’t help wondering what would have happened if any of this madness had happened in the 1930’s and 40’s when I was growing up. I recall a neighbor boy with two sisters, who liked playing the piano and saxophone more than sports and all the townspeople looked sideways at him, thinking something was a little strange about him. At least, he didn’t wear makeup or concern himself with his hair.

  3. I can see the picture! — and I think it’s a charming portrait of the rear end of a horse. Such a beautifully coiffed tail, oo la la!

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