I just had to share this joke with you. It’s guaranteed to make you laugh!
A cowboy goes to Heaven, and St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. “Have you done anything meritorious in your life?” asks St. Peter.
“Well,” drawls the cowboy, “there is one thing.
“I was in the Black Hills of South Dakota when I came upon a gang of bikers scaring a poor young gal. So I walked right up to the biggest, meanest-looking biker and smacked him upside the head, knocked his bike over, and tore out his earring and throwed it on the ground. And I said, ‘All right, you varmints, all of you git on out of here right now, or I’ll kick your butts to kingdom come!'”
St. Peter is impressed! “Wow! When did that happen?”
“Jist a couple minutes ago,” the cowboy says.