From a security camera somewhere in China:
There are many ways for a crime to go wrong, but this is a new one on me–throw a brick at the store window and conk your partner in the head. Knocked him out colder than a mackerel. That put the kibosh on the caper. If these guys were working for Dr. Fu Manchu, he ain’t gonna be too pleased with them.
Just had to add this: “Why, the crime rate in this town’s so bad, you can’t throw a brick without hittin’ a robber!”