We Don’t Need These Robots

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I like to play games on Pogo. I like to chat with my Pogo friends while we’re playing. It’s relaxing. It’s nice.

My wife plays a lot of Pogo, and she likes to win “badges.” A badge denotes that you’ve achieved something or other in the course of playing a game. Players like to collect badges. I’m not into that, but that’s me.

As I play, from time to time a certain advertisement appears in the chat box, offering you the power to “complete and win hard badges quickly”… by signing up for robots, “Badge Bots,” to play the game for you.

It reminds me of someone I knew long ago, who was too lazy to go to the unemployment office to collect his check. We called him “Clams”–although the average clam was a lot more dynamic than he was.

Sheesh! Are we grown too flaming lazy even to play our games? Where’s the fun in having some robot play your games for you? Are we too dull, too inert, even to relax? And what kind of gavone brags about all the badges he “won” by letting Badge Bots win them? Where’s the achievement? How many of us, really, are that dishonest with ourselves?

Other robots turn our lights on or off–you have to shell out for “smart” lights that will obey the robot’s order–because we’re too torpid to flick a switch.

I heard somewhere that the civilized world has an epidemic of obesity. I wonder why. Well, at least we still have the energy and the drive to stuff our faces non-stop. Is that the one thing we don’t want robots to do for us?

I’m reminded of a story Ray Bradbury told in The Martian Chronicles, a poignant, somewhat poetic piece in which all the human colonists on Mars are dead and gone but their robots mindlessly keep performing their now pointless tasks of housekeeping the now uninhabited houses.

Let’s not go there, okay?

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

4 responses to “We Don’t Need These Robots

  • marlene

    Although “It Ain’t Me, Babe”, there are enough people fitting your description to make robots marketable. I’m convinced that robots are, or will be, AI hybrids.

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  • UnKnowable

    I remember seeing Sci Fi shows as a child with the theme that in the future there would be a dystopia where computers and robots were prominent, but frequently incompetent. That was a cautionary tale for me, but apparently a lot of people never got the message.

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  • Phoebe

    Speaking of lazy “recreations”: Remember when people actually had to get up off the couch and walk a few feet to turn the knob on the TV for a different channel or to adjust the volume? Too much work….

    Actually, my last TV did have knobs and dials — and no remote. And the last time I turned it on was in 1991. After that, programming got worse and worse, and I had better things to do with my time, so I stopped watching. I finally threw out the set in 1999 and haven’t had another one since then.

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  • David Ingram

    My wife loves playing video games on her iPad. We have a running joke that goes like this: “Is it a red light or a green light?” If it is a green light I can interrupt her, but if it is a red light I am not to annoy her 🙂 Albert Einstein said something about if technology bypasses humans, then everyone will become idiots.

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