Godzilla, Come Back!

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No, they’re not looking up at Godzilla. If only they were!

I shoulda known, I shoulda known… Serious Mainstream Litterature makes lousy movies.

We spent our afternoon watching Picnic at Hanging Rock, a movie by Peter Weir, based on a novel that’s this big cultural icon in Australia and therefore can’t be changed. It’s fiction done up as non-fiction. The author said she wrote it in two weeks. I believe it.

It’s about a girls’ school where they go on a picnic at this spooky place called Hanging Rock (a real place, actually), and three of the girls, plus one of the teachers, mysteriously disappear. One of them turns up later, but has no memory of what happened. That’s because it’s a movie in which nothing happens.

The author said she based it on a dream. Well, fine: I’ve used stuff from my dreams in some of my books. But no one sleeps long enough to dream up a whole novel!

That’s why this blamed thing isn’t a whole novel. It’s a story with a beginning, but no middle and certainly no end. It runs out of gas after the first 30 minutes and then fumfers around. We never find out why the girls disappeared, why the teacher disappeared too, why their watches stopped at noon, why one of the girls mysteriously reappeared. We never find out anything.

We could have watched Godzilla vs. Megalon! Say what you want about a Japanese monster movie: but at least it has a beginning, a middle, and an end. It doesn’t just strut around saying “I are Serious Mainstream Litterature!” and give you a big, loud raspberry for watching it.

I say this tarted-up pretense of a movie would have been infinitely better with a monster in it. I’ll go with Godzilla but I’d settle for Mothra. In fact, it would’ve been better with Abbot and Costello in it.

But they were too wise ever to get trapped in Serious Mainstream Cinematic Artsy-Fartsy poppycock.

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

7 responses to “Godzilla, Come Back!

  • Ina

    Now I know why I have really wanted to watch this film. I will not watch it at all.

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  • David Ingram (@debater2016)

    This movie sounds awful. Thanks for the heads up, Lee -someone has to do it 🙂

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  • Linda Sorci

    Even with the zippers showing in their monster suits, the Japanese movies were exciting at least for their time. Today’s special effects notwithstanding 🙂

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  • UnKnowable

    Godzilla was great! I loved those dumb movies. My so,what naive mother went to a drive-in movie with us once to watch Jurassic Park. She thought it was horrible; I thought it was basically a Godzilla movie with a little science in the mix.

    Crichton was a great writer and I have nothing but admiration for his work. There were serious aspects to Jurassic Park and even some relevance to things which are actually happening in our day, but the movie was basically a bunch of monsters creating havoc and best enjoyed with a light heart. Besides that, a T-Rex plucks a lawyer from a toilet and swallows him whole. Isn’t that alone worth the price of admission? 🙂

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