Rants for All Occasions

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One of the things that makes it so easy to be a liberal is that you behave the same way, no matter what the occasion. With this in mind, it’s necessary to redefine some of our more common social rituals.

Funeral: A political event in which participants take the occasion to denounce their political rivals, who are barred from attending, let alone speaking. The dear departed is a prop.

Christening: A political event in which participants take the occasion to denounce their political rivals. The baby is a prop.

Wedding: A political event in which participants take the occasion to denounce their political rivals. The bride and groom are props.

See how easy it is? Any churl can do it.

About leeduigon

I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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