A Nooze-Free Weekend?

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I had one of these, once!

I don’t know about you, but I hotly resent an age that calls on us to know not only the names of our feuding politicians, but the names of their freakin’ lawyers, too. This really is too much to ask.

I want to try to blog my way through this weekend without writing up any nooze. Will my readers let me get away with it? I suppose the viewership numbers, pretty flat all week, will answer that question.

Many lizards, like the twin-spotted swift pictured above, eat insects. This is more good than anything done by anyone on Capitol Hill. They think we should eat bugs so they can have more kobe beef.

Does anybody know of a movie about a giant lizard descending on Washington, D.C., and eating Congress? I think that’s what I’d like to watch today.


5 comments on “A Nooze-Free Weekend?

    1. News doesn’t get harder than that. Ask the surviving relatives of the insect. 🙂

  1. How about a blog post about the March For Life on Friday with over 100,000 people praying for the unborn and glorifying God verses the Women’s March on Saturday with thousands shouting profanities and carrying vulgar signs as they called for the death of the President of the United States and cages for his children – talk about nasty women!!

    1. I try not to report news that everyone else has already reported. No one needs me to tell them about the stupid Wimmim’s March.

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