The Secret Democrat Hate List

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A totally unreliable source has leaked this document to our blog. Here it is.

From: “Bill” Zebubb, consultant

Confidential to: all Democratic office-holders, candidates, operatives, and imps

Hi, everybody! As you all know, we are the party that hates hate! The Republicans are the Haters, not us. Everybody understands that; but even so, a few of us seem a little confused about who we’re allowed to hate and who we’re not. And remember, it’s not “hate” when it comes from us! It’s “justice.”

To make sure the party doesn’t suddenly tip over and capsize, I have provided a short list of people we’re allowed to hate because it isn’t really hate to hate them. To wit:

White people in general; white males; straight white males; white women married to white males; all white persons over the age of 40 (except for our party’s leaders, and entertainers, etc.); all Republicans and their families; Republicans’ dogs and cats; smokers; babies who are being born (remember, it’s not a person: just part of the woman’s body); The Rich (except for our own party’s leaders, athletes who criticize America, movie stars, and TV news anchors: please remember never to diss them!); Christians; Israel; Jews who support Israel; Jews who are not atheists; and, in short, anybody else who isn’t us.

Until further notice, everybody, it’s open season on all of the above; but let’s remember to lay off the nasty cracks about our own party leadership, a la David Hogg. David who? you say. We made him go away; and we can make a certain AOC go away, too: a word to the wise is sufficient.

Remember–His Infernal Majesty is always watching! It’s his Democrat Party now, so handle it with care.

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I have lived in Metuchen, NJ, all my life. I have been married to my wife Patricia since 1977. I am a former newspaper editor and reporter. I was also the owner-operator of my own small business for several years. I wrote various novels and short stories published during 1980s and 1990s. I am a long-time student of judo and Japanese swordsmanship (kenjutsu). I also play chess, basketball, and military and sports simulations. View all posts by leeduigon

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