Our Stodent Soviet hear At collidge we “are” “reely” smoakin’ now!!
We hadded a Uneaminass Voat today “to” Abbolisch Lodgick becose “it” “is” A toole of Wyte Mail Oprestion!! Man, thay woodnt Be “abel” to thinck Of anny Thing at all iff thay didnt cheet “by” using Lodgick.
Now watt Is Lodgick?? that Is kindof hard “to” ansser wen yiu doant Know watt it is! So we skipped That part! Alll yiu knead to know Is Lodgick alyaws it leeeds to Trans Fobier and Hetro-Normbativvaty and Captalists keeeping down “the” Peeple!! It is Ownly us Interllecturals hear “at” Collidge who gives a damb four The Peeple and that “it is” whye The Peeple yiu cant allow themb “to” say and do things!!!
Fromb now On anny boddy thay gets Cawt using Lodgick thay are so Stopid,, thay whil Get put “in” Spacial Sensertibbity Traning to make thare Branes not Use Lodgick no moar… insted thay whil has To lern “the” teckneek of Think Whitout No Thinking!!! It is a spacial kit that yiu can bye from This hear Auntifa gye he is Selling it;, siure it Cost a lot butt “it” “willl” “be” Whirth It!!! He toled us “Oncet yiu use this Methhid on somboddy ze wil” Never “thinck Nothing anny moar!”
Watt cood be beter Then That???
What I can’t decipher is the logic behind Joe Collige’s use of capital letters – the chaos theory comes to mind.
I’m still trying to figure out the quotation marks! 🙂
Anyway, logic has been outlawed, remember? And so has deciphering, which requires logic. It’s all feeeeelings now.
I don’t think we want to delve too deeply into Joe’s feeeeeelings.
Joe was absent from school the day they covered grammar.
Joe means well; he’s just routinely outsmarted by houseplants and coffee grounds. 🙂