G’day! Byron the Quokka here, clandestinely–don’t want Lee to know about it.
Thing is, the poor blighter has to write a Newswithviews column today and he don’t know what to write about. Well, crikey, says I! Betcha one o’ those great big coins with a kangaroo on it that one of you readers out there can come up with a topic. Me, I’d like him to do one of those satires: maybe something about how quokkas make do without pianos (except one family I know has their nest inside a piano, I don’t know how they managed it).
Well, if you have any ideas, just send ’em in this morning, he’s got to write it up this afternoon.
That’s me in the picture up there, by the way, coming back outside after my How to Write Good lesson with Ms. Crepuscular.