C’mon, Mates! Help Lee Out

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G’day! Byron the Quokka here, clandestinely–don’t want Lee to know about it.

Thing is, the poor blighter has to write a Newswithviews column today and he don’t know what to write about. Well, crikey, says I! Betcha one o’ those great big coins with a kangaroo on it that one of you readers out there can come up with a topic. Me, I’d like him to do one of those satires: maybe something about how quokkas make do without pianos (except one family I know has their nest inside a piano, I don’t know how they managed it).

Well, if you have any ideas, just send ’em in this morning, he’s got to write it up this afternoon.

That’s me in the picture up there, by the way, coming back outside after my How to Write Good lesson with Ms. Crepuscular.

11 comments on “C’mon, Mates! Help Lee Out

  1. Who could resist a face like that?

    I saw an interesting “news” story pop up yesterday. According to this, a recession is starting at the ‘edges’ of the country, portending defeat for Mr. Trump in next year’s election. Hmmmm? Sounds like wishful thinking on the part of the leftoid media, if you asl me. It’s not the only story I’ve seen trying to convince people that the bottom is about to drop out of the roaring juggernaut of today’s economy.

    Right now, we have several opening where I work. At least one of them is a fairly high paying job, which is open because the feller in that position got a better offer. BTW, that better offer was at the edge of the country, a seaport town.

    Over the years, I’ve seen the media cheerlead the nation into several recessions. Sadly, the unwashed are easily panicked and it becomes self-fulfilling. I don’t think it’ll work this time, but who knows.

  2. I have seen those articles, too. They are hoping everybody will hit the panic button and fly around looking for protection. Where is that protection to be found? Well, in the all powerful government, of course. It is a kind of weird type of chess game, I think.

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