My Newswithviews Column, Feb. 2 (‘Who You Are’ Trumps ‘What You Can Do’)

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This is ice that won’t support the human race.

I’m still shaking my head over the clumsy, inept “women’s figure skater” who is actually a man and was only featured in a sporting event because insane ideology demanded it.

‘Who You Are’ Trumps ‘What You Can Do’

How far do we have to let this wicked stupidity go? Really, it has to stop. In addition to a spiritual pollution, it could also lead to widespread sterility. Maybe even extinction. The Favored Few could download their minds into robots and live forever with none of us plebs to get underfoot.

Or at least they think they can.

My Newswithviews Column, Jan. 26 (‘Governed by Idiots’)

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If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you’ve already encountered the inanities described in this week’s Newswithviews column. A stunned incredulity moves me to revisit them.

Governed by Idiots

Letting criminals run wild. Spending millions of dollars to find out whether house paint is racist. (Why not? Everything else is.) Spending millions more to reprint government documents with a different type face, because someone, somewhere, can’t read the ones we have.

How long can we keep on doing stupid stuff like this before our civilization capsizes?

My Newswithviews Column, Jan. 12 (‘Are We “Terrorists”?’)

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Are you a terrorist? Am I? The way they bandy the word around these days, you just can’t tell. Image finding out that you’re a terrorist–and you never knew!

Are We ‘Terrorists’?

Turning the language into mutually incomprehensible gibberish has always been a go-to for the Far Left Crazy. If your speech is incoherent and disorganized, so will be your thoughts. This is why their definitions of words–like “terrorist”–keep expanding, contracting, and contorting.

It’s the Tower of Babel all over again–this time orchestrated not by all-righteous God, but by mal-educated and malicious imps.

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 29 (‘A Satirist’s Sighs’)

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Once upon a time it was satire; now it’s public policy.

I write a lot of satire, and every now and then a reader mistakes it for real news and gets upset over it. It’s gotten rather easy to make that mistake. And it’s gotten a lot harder to write satire… an in age which daily satirizes itself.

A Satirist’s Sighs

Really–what could a satirist ever make up, to equal the grotesque absurdity of some “non-binary” adult lecturing kindergarten children on the joys of “choosing your gender”? Eventually, for sure, Far Left Crazy will find a way to surpass even this; but for the satirist it’s knee-deep in the crick-mud.

God help us, today’s public policy is yesterday’s satire.

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 22 (‘Yes, It’s World War III’)

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They’ll swallow us whole…

My wife thinks this is one of my best columns ever. I don’t know. I thought it over for several days before I tried to write it.

World War III is already with us… but except for incidents like Russia’s invasion of Ukraine, it’s not a shooting war.

That’s what makes it so dangerous.

Yes, It’s World War III

Doesn’t it seem to you that all these Far Left brilliant ideas, radical policies, and incomprehensible agendas add up to one thing–the extinction of the human race?

Don’t think that notion doesn’t turn them on.

‘We’re All Supposed to Change’ (Newswithviews, 2014)

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I can’t bear to illustrate this content with the kind of images it demands. Here’s a nice puppy instead.

Yesterday I was so involved in trying to get my stats page fixed–and it’s still broken–that I forgot to write my weekly Newswithviews column. By the time I remembered, it was much too late. Thanks you, WordPress!

So here’s a column from eight years ago–we were already having “transgender” imposed on us back then.

But I testify to you that this was not part of the world that I grew up in! And I will not change.

And neither should you.

‘What Makes People Stupid?’ (2013)

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Some folks think stupidity is contagious and you can catch it over the airwaves. That would explain a lot. But sometimes it seems the only road in town is Stupid Street.

If you could avoid school, college, TV, superhero movies, most of our politicians… I mean, I once saw a Law & Order episode that I’m sure killed at least 50 of my brain cells.

I don’t know how anybody survives the combination of college and television.

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 8 (‘The Far Left Death Cult’)

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Christine Gauthier… Does she deserve to be snuffed out?

Patty says this is one of my best columns ever. Judge for yourselves.

The Far Left Death Cult

In case anybody hasn’t noticed it, our civilization has been pulled very close to the edge of destruction. When the only offer they can make you is euthanasia, it’s time to rebuild civilization without them.

My Newswithviews Column, Dec. 1 (‘Old’ Does Not Mean ‘Obsolete’)

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I grew up being taught that the older you got, the more people would listen to you–because you had experience, knowledge, you’d proved yourself.

But it doesn’t seem to be the case today, does it?

‘Old’ Does Not Mean ‘Obsolete’

All my life I’ve heard libs and leftids yammering for “change.” Well, we’ve had “change” out the wazoo; but aside from advances in dentistry and chess notation, it doesn’t seem to have done us any good. Well, maybe you think “transgender” is a good thing. If so, we don’t have much to say to one another.

Just because the driver missed the turn does not mean the turn he should or should not have made is irrelevant. Foolishness does not erase the truth. It just squawks louder.

My Newswithviews Column, Nov. 24 (‘Why Is Retirement So Hard?’)

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Nope–just can’t keep up.

It doesn’t make sense, but it’s certainly true: when we were working full-time, we nevertheless managed to get a lot more things done around the house… even though we weren’t here for most of the day.

Why Is Retirement So Hard?

You’d think it’d be easy! After all, retirement hands you, every day, eight or nine more hours that you didn’t used to have.

Where the dickens does it go?