Why Clothes Were Invented

Everybody knows why clothes were invented. It was to provide cats with cool things to play with–like bras, rolled-up socks, gloves, towels, etc. Also, some cats like to collect them. The cat with the biggest and most varied collection of clothes wins a Pulitzer Prize.

8 comments on “Why Clothes Were Invented

  1. Socks have a survival time of 0.0000000000001 seconds around here before certain persons of the Siamese Cat persuasion abscond with them. I found a pair of gym socks in her water bowl, one day. 🙂

    1. I’ve found several items in the water bowl and I gave her a little kitten-sized stuffed toy that ended up in the toilet. I think she may be a feline Baptist. 🙂

    2. She’s a smart little kitty and doesn’t like it when I’m gone during the day. I think she gets bored and invents new games. In any event, I sure love my little cat.

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